Hamzah Al-Emad
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121 - Make Canada Great Again
🕑 Added 2024-11-07 21:00:08 +0000 UTCHold the phone, Tump pt2? Dang... Canadian chimes in while also teaching you how to enjoy an apple, getting health care for the first time, and aspiring to be a ceo of a failing company.
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flopdaughter
Threwed up everywhere
Krisstal Coronel
i just love u dawg
Makayla
If u black match this sound!
maja
when u said that 17 is the meanest year of ur life, u have never spoken truer words. istg when i was 17 i genuinely met the worst people ever
june
mk.gee slander >:(
Alissa Otero
This is probably not a comment for you specifically but I paid for a year and I got charged more $$$ last month what should I do?
syd
ong i used to work there and didn’t know that plz
kenzi
clicked on freaky mix and it’s just meltdown by travis scott feat drake???
evie🪲
you getting stuck on livestreams is the price you pay for no ads.. i never get stuck but get ads
serena
freaktin made the freaky mix hahah
serena
i HATE the smell of ground beef when you cook it!! smells nastyy
Alissa Otero
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO EAT FROM THAI FOOD PLSSS RECOMMENDATIONS (I love it too)
Vara
chop chop boy
yo mama
where da pod at humbug
miley
where’s the pod ho
chaseywasey
Getting stuck on the TikTok lives and being stressed is so real
miles
CHEEEESSSTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIIIREEEEE
Ms.tootie3
Christmas is approch approch approaching
Alice Schacher
Bestie where’s the pod I just finished high school
bridget
yesss i started to get super paranoid and uncomfortable every time i would do it
Silisa
You love thai food?! hamzah you should come to Thailand rn
miles
5:45 bros scared we’re gonna start the norwegian butter crisis
ria
i’ll be back in january…. see u soon ooc family
simyussi
Literally had to stop smoking after doing it for 3 years straight bc one day it just stopped being enjoyable and couldn't stop having very long panic attacks. Felt like my heart was going to explode. Has anyone had that happen to them.
manda
I work at starbucks and the CEO we had before the chipotle guy was the CEO of a condom brand so that just shows how starbucks dgaf 😭😭
moonie
A year ago I subscribed to binge watch all the episodes and let my subscription expire. Now I am back a year later to do the same thing. Cant believe this is my life! ☺️ Praise be!
dee
what the hell i never got that block sound feature 🙁
aminah ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚
the big screen on the day of judgement omg my parents said that to me too😭
izzy
canadian trump supporters is an insane concept to me
nevewager
fell asleep listening to this and ended up having a dream about biting into hamzahs neck and him being filled with the pistachio dubai chocolate. good morning!
BlerikBallin’9
Yeah I troll sometimes 🤷♂️
BlerikBallin’9
No we don’t
paulLieber98
We have the same name
Suul
Mb barley finished the episode finally🧛♂️
Suul
Do tajin with apple hamzah
yas
there’s a little envelope icon top right corner when you go on messages & you can message him there
Ava B
How do we message the podcast for the advice segment I can’t figure out how to do it 😞
Briana
Red Lobster mentioned?!?! Been working there for almost 3 years gyatt 😭
Sandra Chetouane
This is the best thing money can buy
Sandra Chetouane
What’s up
Sandra Chetouane
Hi
BlerikBallin’9
Okay thanks! 😁
leena
also hamzah that shirt looks so cute on you! where did you get it 🫣
aurora
Thank you for this
sofí
i wasnt surprised to see chomp win, what DID surprise me was my border city of 95% mexicans and full of immigrants swinging red.. 😭
steph
on apple talk check out applerankings.com
Fay Echo
Saw the video. Poor Hamzah.
leena
I was wondering if trump being reelected affects hamzah’s ability to travel to the us again in 2025? I hope not
Paul
it’s called elskling by elusin! (it’s in norwegian not swedish)🙏
BlerikBallin’9
What song was that by illusion? Älskling och else cling or something? Could not find
Gabby!!
When i have 🍃, its like my panic attacks but happy and full of joy.
alyssa 𐙚
i serve the bass by future blasting from the gyatt mix is frying me
Ella
In the US IQ tests are usually part of ADHD testing for adults soooo could be part of it in CA? Looks at short term memory vs other cognitive processes which is helpful, the overall number is mostly bullshit
Fay Echo
Deborted deborted, right, how could I forget.
Chloe Pierre-Louis
i luv ur cat
Chloe Pierre-Louis
we have jazz apples in wisconsin! so i would assume they have them in canada :)
Chloe Pierre-Louis
going back to the tiktok and being so into it is sending me rn 😭
jjay2real_
have you ever played the walking dead? currently watching an old berleezy playthrough😝
jjay2real_
can you give us like history lessons so that i can take the citizenship test or something LMFAOO
Nahal🇮🇷
obamna we miss you
Nahal🇮🇷
TRUEEEE
Kaylee Gray
He posted a pod months ago about being deported if you go back far enough
dee
i just realised justin trudeau has been orime minister for 9 years… what the hell
esme
banana summer
erin dixon
idk if this is a stupid idea but you should make a collaborative playlist on spotify, it would be so fun to combine everyone's music tastes
Emily Espinoza
EDUCATED SLUSHY 🙌😍
misterchronicles
Lol bro is a joker
mariii
i’m turning into a mf roblox character since he doesn’t love women. i’m going to drown
Mariana Cockeram
rewind feat bladee is lowk the best song from that release bladee ate
mcsnizzle
I see that little mischievous tash hamzah 😭😭🙏
Marley
Few word do trick
Hannah Corbin
i’m going to study abroad in canada 👹 watch out hamzah
brya
okay less words thank you
Beth
The pho u had in Chinatown w Martin a while back, that place low-key be mid ngl 😭
Beth
OH speaking of vietnamese food, if you've never been to Ginger before you're missing out!! Their food is so good RUN don't walk!! They have one at bloor yonge and one on queen street. Imma recommend to you the crispy chicken rolls so BUSS
Beth
Ground beef hits... Ur mom traumatized u w the beef pizza 😭
Beth
7:43 BRO I've been wanting an ADHD assessment so bad, but I got rlly lucky that my family doctor prescribed me ADHD meds and thry do help. I found a place in Scarborough that may be able to possibly cover most of the cost. I think it's for ppl who are low income which is me LOL. You can also get it for cheaper through online assessments like talk w Frida, but idk much about that. I hope we can both get our assesments ASAP
ash☆ley
bladee on da freaky mix
Sarah T
hamzah try peanut butter with bananas
Mal
HAMZAH i believe if i heard that correctly in the “spooky evil gay mix” the first song (I f’d ur mom) that you skipped was by my cousins band, Sorry Mom. that is all i wanted to say. just snapped me out of my zoned out trance when i heard that coming from your video????????
Julianna
Hamzah, I too indulge in an apple everyday. Have you ever tried jazz apples? Not sure if they’re a thing outside of the UK but they are a strain I have been enjoying recently. My advice to you is to pair your honey crisp apple with a hot green tea and honey in the morning. This is a staple in my routine and has been for 3 years! It has truly changed my mornings since I started + helps me feel happier/more at peace throughout the day. Give it a try :) Great pod as always
eustakia
that value village haul was def a good one
irina
ive tried it, not good....
miley
bro?
Sarah Marie
granny smith apples with crunchy peanut butter..... trust
ash 🪼
the tiktok live thing never happens to me maybe its bc i have a samsung ahhh you maddd 😛
jos
are you still doing no shave november, how it going
Lex
THE LIVE THING ON TIKTOK IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO!!!! it pisses me off so bad that i stop using the app after it happens like 5 times
Sam
when was the last time you got a prostate exam?
desiree
first thursday as a citizen. thanks guys
Lex
yeah i heard that america going republican influences canada to also go republican T.T
Sarah T
hamzah it will affect us, pierre polievre is the trump on Canada and if we don't vote him out women reproductive rights are at risk
eclipse
hamzah felt a british nonbinary babe having a breakdown and said HELLL NO! needed this upload bad
Sarah
Wait, I’m glad my Apple Pay renewed this without letting me know! Needed the yap sess, plus can’t you just get butter chicken pizza?
yas
your songs on repeat make sense dw
Suul
Voted fur trupm cuz i cant have u wanderin in these streets hamzah😒😒
angel
damnit i was literally gonna go to canada to mess with your groceries 😒
Juliette
oh forgot to ask, do you gag first thing in the morning until you get water or food? I knew someone that would gag a lot for no reason and it was GERD. hope u get all fixed soon yo
grecia😛
big words great job hamzah
Mariana L
this set up is beautiful. the yellow from the bean chair matching the yellow leaves outside the window.... the tshirt also matching with the sky and tree trunks...... fantastic job mr hamzah
saraskogli
Heyhey
amohia
Also congrats on 500k slushy subs
ravi
2k for an adhd diagnosis damn
ER 🐈⬛
Could you and Martin play Dead By Daylight please? 👍🏻
ravi
Trump won cuz u manifested it
yas
oh my god i can see the moustache
Hamzah Al-Emad
😭😭😭
Hamzah Al-Emad
Woah what the heck
caroline
omg that view is so pretty wow
alex
such an awesome tshirt
samya
my mum told me the same thing about the day of judgement when i was a kid and i fully thought i’d be watching other people’s life story’s to get the tea…
Gabeitches777
justice for ilana wexler
Kj
Cool shirt
osblar
Return of the Jedi uuugh 🙄🙄
amazingkayz
Just wanted to say it’s uncommon for young men to suffer from iron deficiency (more typical in young women because of monthly bleeding) and if you’re lightheaded after a few days of not taking iron supplements, you may have an underlying health issue like gastric bleeding causing hidden blood loss and subsequent iron deficiency or even anemia. I’ve heard you complain about GERD type symptoms on the pod before, I’d get your blood drawn and vitamin levels read, and get your stomach scoped or something. Good luck! I’m going through iron deficiency induced hair loss and skin issues right now and it sucks.
ponnie
spooky evil gay mix
alanni
crocheting with this in the back might actually be the american dream
Doodlez
Hamzahs gonna come back to america under the same president that booted him that’s poetic
Abril 🎱
so i stopped paying the subscription 2 months ago and it got charged on its own yesterday, hi again
rachana
Hi
jenn
hi fartzah
olivia
i was also late diagnosed adhd so im so happy for you for looking into it!! it can take a while to get the meds + dosage right so hang in there <3
Sam
The super Mario games on the game cube were tooo good
lyn
card declined when my membership was renewed 😔but we are so back!
Elana
“EEMOGEN heap”
im only here for hamzah like
can you play just dance
paulLieber98
Watching this in french class get me out
jo👸🏻
i found out last week i'm anemic and genuinely every time after working out im verge of passing out too
chantaly
Watching this waiting for the plug
bunny
i also have no ads or tiktok shop and its so fun but the doomscrolling is bad sometimes
Alice Schacher
congrats on 500k bro!
Aciel 🩶
i trust holistic medicine more but that's also bc i cannot afford healthcare
kasia
raw apple and americano for breakfast...it's like you're a CEO already
faye
when i was a kid and used to feel guilty and think all my dead relatives were watching me doing "bad" stuff from heaven
Aciel 🩶
my family & i are not from the us so we are thinking of leaving ...
Dan
Donal tump, if you can hear us pease save us Donal tump anitta max win
JohnDoe
You quit sauce but not that damn vape 😒
Claire Elizabeth
Apples are truly a delectable fruit but it scares me to eat them because last time I did, it broke my permanent retainer and now my teeth are all janky 😞
shebami
Sadly not surprised
zahrala123
also how often do u take ur iron supplements? Do u take them daily or every few days bc i’ve heard that it’s bad if you take them every day (also u reminded me to take mine so thank u)
Sam
Spaghetti is the worst noodle …
faye
did he just call the outside of the beanbag THE SKIN
Vanna T
dude i love talking about the weather. its very interesting especially when u live in a place with only 2 seasons
jas 🩷
i thought the stuck on live thing was just meeee bruh this is both freeing and upsetting
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
my glorious hamzah i missed u
im only here for hamzah like
his father was a kkk member iirc
angeles_a
hamzah did predict it unfortunately
im only here for hamzah like
Dear Diary... today I caught my mans chopping bare tingz at Dundas sq, is he dumb? You're moving superr waste so bad. I should've listened to the gyaldem and my dukes still. Wallahi this is the last time I'm dealing with a brampton man. He told me I was wifey and he was gonna take me to cheesecake, meanwhile he's tryna get next cattys to buss it open.. this goof is tryna treat me like I'm not a sweat tea? Like I don't buy his bogeys? Like I don't let him use my presto card? Like I don't forgive him for teething my girl's phone? Yahee that's how you're moving? Say less.
sophie duda
hamzah starting new trends as per usual
angeles_a
title made me shiver
zahrala123
i just saw a lady on tiktok who was growing a 5 o clock shadow bc of minoxidil u should try it out maybe at least for #noshavenovember
yas
A Thursday episode and I wasn’t even notified???,,
tristin
HAMZAH
moleypie
never heard anyone call a beanbag chair a beanie fr
Alexa
Put a damn case on that phone 😭
amalia
I felt that TikTok live stuff, it’s so annoying to me 😭
Claudia
ah yes religious trauma
sophie duda
😭too real
Fay Echo
There will never be two Hamzah’s 😔
Kasey
u so funy
shebami
Donald trump doesn’t have a dad, he crawled out of hell
Ashley 🙄💕
i like the shirt
Bwee
I've been lagging on these episodes and I'm paying for it omg... locking in tho Hamzah 🙏🏼
amalia
I listen to this while sitting outside with the sun hitting my skin
gen
tump pt2 is devastating yes
Chaelea
Real - I thought he had a beanie (hat) under his ass or something & was gna pull it out
Izabelle Tewolde
Not you saving the day with this episode
amalia
it felt so good when they put the jelly in my belly
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
I really needed this rn 😇
Fay Echo
Take an IQ test on Impulse. Not sure how accurate that is, but I got my results from there.
Izabella 🐞✨🪷
At school please get me out of here
Angelica
No shave November is showing with that baby stache
Steph
I had to cover ur face on the November page of the slushynoobz calendar… I couldn’t handle seeing trump
moleypie
nice stache
Juliette
pretty disgusted with my fellow americans but slushing has reversed the nausea. thx zah and mart
cj
what’s up diva
Citlalli
ima need a deborted tutorial soon
sophie duda
healthcare w💯💯
sophie duda
STOP UR RIGHT HAHAH
Fay Echo
What was the process like to immigrate? I want to move to Canada.
alyssa 𐙚
dont play rn
ash 🪼
bros gatekeeping canada alr man 😑
makaela
and now i hate beanbags
makaela
it's always a guy named aaron with beanbags
shebami
Cos they’re bean bags not beanies 😭😭
ash 🪼
i love the open window can we not abandon this spot please
trinadee
hamzah for president 2026
Barbie
Feel for my fellow gays and girlies in red states </3
JohnDoe
Wait Is..Canuck a slur….?
vic
Thursday ep? No way
dee
omg the window is so pretty
King bob
I want that shirt pls
Greg
Window looking very picturesque
bayli
i’m at the nursing home rn dealing w my dementia i’ll watch this later i swear humbug
Claudia
pls dont remind me im gonna throw up
Nataly
Tump😪
sophie duda
are they called beanies why does that feel wrong
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
hamzah you manifested trump winning not cool
liv
thanku for being the podcast i will watch after my doctors appt today
Malaya
sitting on a beanie
Angelica
Autumn leaves out the window so fall gorgeous
georgia
tump
Adri
does the appointment still stand for January 2025
Leilany Cruz
Tump pt. 2 😍
sonia
Tump
amohia
Pls call for a recount hamzah
kinsbot
Did u ever take the shroom microdose after stardew? How was it
mangopasty06
Hamzah please save us!!
liliana
thanks for saving me from my physics lecture
Adri
Hamzah i hope you’re let back into the U.S.🥲🥲🥲
bunny
just renewed my subscription for this ….
Lucy
I’m about to clock in I’ll watch this after work while I fuck up a chicken sandwich
laura
save us hamzah
frankie
Tump pt. 2 dang
holly
new location unlocked ?
bri
wowowowowowow i’m boutta go to work but i am so in need of this i cannot wait to watch when i get home 🤗🤗
Emily Espinoza
hamzah for prez 🇨🇦
liliana
woah new tshirt
enyaalexis
i was waiting on this😭😭
Cloudia
Hamzah predicted this #drewth
Natalie 👻
I needed this thank you im gonna listen to this while playing stardew valley 🙏
Lilly
ello travlah
kinsbot
Thursday ep?? ❤️
riley
Thanks
friendlybean
u manifested it
shebami
Lets gooooo
Elena
needed this……… literally going crazy
Lex
just in time, thank u hamzah, can u be our new president please
autumn
☹️
j
a thursday post wow
LBERK
new tshirt unlocked
sara
hamzah u were right once again
h0ur
the comfort i needed rn
lilgayboyonthebeat
hamzah 2028
alexa
new podcast on a thursday wow life is good
lillian
new member here and i am sat
boo
wait first…
