120 - Croaked

Nahal🇮🇷

45:39 the curls literally made a heart

Peanus butter

Hai am just seeing this amazing news. If I may ask..how the beanie turn out?.. is the Mother’s cranium nice and toasty?🍺

Sidthekid04

Did he say prince songs 😭that’s not a prince song

asmaa

samsies WOOOOO

april

Re-purchased my Patreon subscription cuz I’m unfulfilled with life

Angelica

My boy

Alice Schacher

preach pimple patches they help so much bro

bella

please restock the camo hats vro

izzy

more high def than usual woah

Kyra R.

use pimple patches I promise it helps with not touching and picking

sydney

It's cuz you always smokin on that damn za

leo!

I love you

emma

DONT FORGET STARDEW HAMZAH

emily

king pleasee where is stardew

eclipse

i hope we get to see you with a daughter one day youd be such an amazing girl dad hamzah

SIMPLY LAZY

You guys should play resident evil 8 too, it has the same main guy ethan and sister baddies and a baddie mom

SIMPLY LAZY

The resident evil video had to be one of my favorites that you guys have made, I think it was cause of how much I love horror game play throughs but also because it was so much fun to watch

camryn

Great episode actually thank you

camryn

just eat ur chicken nuggets dont apologize for it and 20 piece it next time ok

camryn

U know what that tiktok had me going for a sec but hey u do what u gotta do for a check sometimes

char

me patiently waiting for stardew video!!

angeles_a

hamzah what's your mbti? i'm so curious

Beth

Don't apologize so much haha take some time recuperate. Maybe go to the doctors 😭

Beth

You're podcasts give me life keep it uppp you're doing great!!

Beth

I hate phone calls fr, only if it's necessary 😭 talking takes sooo much energy

farrah

jumpscare when you said my name when talking about overwatch 😭

brya

i also would take the substance..

brya

the substance was so good i told myself i wouldn’t watch it cus i thought i couldn’t handle the horror but it was arggg fire. it did make me mad tho cus just follow the rules hmph.

srinija

im ngl his acne is placed in a good spot compliments his face

Adri

Hamzah were u at Texas Roadhouse in North Plainfield NJ last night? If not you have a doppelgänger in the world❤️

brooklyn

Hamzah you apologized a few too many times this episode.. Give yourself some grace boy wth boy!

Natalie 👻

This patreon just took my last $5.30 without my consent but its alright i just wont eat

krokanjer

me with its always sunny

Liya

I got back into my gmm phase bc of TikToks on my fyp and it's the best decision i've made in a while. I recommend you get back into it as well

samya

same i was hoping he would keep it up!

krokanjer

groupchat was actually really cool, ive been looking for a OOC discord or something similar

Ismael Presuel

me but im actually rewatching it lol

bayli

i’m in max’s broadcast channel on ig i don’t remember how or when i even got in it 😭😭😭

bayli

YESSSSS i’ve seen martin play it a while ago on twitch and i’ve been wanting them to play it so bad

samya

is the group chat ever coming back or did it overstimulate you too much, king

jjay2real_

hamzah that’s not prince…. that is queen

jjay2real_

i think i hate instagram broadcasts

jjay2real_

hamzah do you fw jugg edits?

jjay2real_

i love the moments when i’m scrolling through the comments and i just have that “what the hell is he talking about” and have to scroll back up

jjay2real_

lowkey i had to quit smoking weed to actually use it recreationally, how it’s meant to be used i think

jjay2real_

also i think we really do appreciate all the uploads and the effort

erin dixon

for real!!!! i actually cannot stop watching it, i’m on s2 ep4 rn

jjay2real_

i thought the whole carti thing was hilarious

Kaia

dude same I just finished the first season yesterday and its so peak

Dani

hamzah trying to explain his tiktok like a bf who was caught cheating im screaming

erin dixon

yeah i kept getting dexter edits on my fyp having never watched the show so i decided to watch it and loved it, algorithm does unfortunately know best

Julianna

Hamzah pls bring the gc back, that would be so fun!

eclipse

hamzah pleek can you add ur facw to stardew valleyyyuuyuyu i have hamzah withdrawals when i see that ur face is not there. Thx

yas

wait we’re still getting stardew valley on tuesday right? 😧

carly chase

I hate having acne with sensitive skin cause I feel you I swear acne products always make everything 10x worse but how else am I supposed to deal with this shit😭

Benny

This Guy he worry too much

elizabeth r.

Tuesady 😃

elsachka

Hamzah im begging you get an endoscopy AND colonoscopy 🙏🏻 i fear for ur health

zia 🩷

bring back the groupchat

Hiba

So as a med student I fear you should get an an endoscopy if u keep feeling that way after eating greasy food you may have a hiatal hernia💜

maya

Hamzah have you play the new life is strange I’m on episode 2 and it’s rocking my world

audrey👼🏼

opium humiliation ritual is crazy

audrey👼🏼

omg hi tristin

Chloe Pierre-Louis

i’m in like 6 insta broadcasts for tattoo artists or twitch streamers i follow 🫡

zia 🩷

love u hamzah 🩷🩷

tristin

im in a broadcast lol...

Hhiley

I can never tell when tik toks are sound promos🤣🤣🤣

precious

the sacrificing the bull advice is very insightful‼️

epicbosswag

Mayb u can go to the dermatologist then they are here to help ❤️

shebami

Praying for everyone going through a friendship breakup rn

laura

thank you for the recs currently browsing for audio books, also super excited for stardew i recently started playing again bc of you

Lex

i too had a gmm phase in 9th grade

safiya

OH PUMP IT UP I

alayna

ive also been getting gmm content on my fyp,

anisha

CANT WAIT FOR STARDEW

crankthatsboiii

You are too self aware for your own good I fear

olivia

im also sick and keep seeing good mythical morning on tiktok.. u wanna be me so bad

marilyn

good im scared at what that would unleash

Victoria Logan

IM QUITTING NICOTINE!! sorry lmfao wanted to yell it into a crowd of people but I didn’t want to incite panick <3 join me

ravi

Should I grow out my mustache too ?

Sam

hamzah played some overwatch in the 1 kill = 1 shirt video

Alexa

That TikTok was preposterous

Mariana L

wait that bull metaphor just kind of changed my life… ive been really struggling committing to a workout routine and diet plan but that advice was actually really helpful. thank you hamzah!!!!!

jo👸🏻

hands off the wheel, eyes shut and pod full blast😝😝🤗🤗

Sarah Marie

Cant wait until tuesady

ER 🐈‍⬛

Before I forget to ask, could you guys please play Dead By Daylight? 🤲🏻

ER 🐈‍⬛

oh man, sounds like you’re going insane Hamzah 😭. It’s time for a girlfriend buddy. I think that’s what you need.

King bob

Are those Martin’s purple Patagonia pants?

Ashley 🙄💕

you should just try washing your face when you’re in the shower with antibacterial soap and find a really light moisture, Laroche Posey has some good ones and just stick what that.

Noamm

ayyy I was at shake shack last night too wtf

adelleine

im so excited for stardew :)

Ashley 🙄💕

yay finally

ER 🐈‍⬛

the substance was good. but it grossed me tf out at times

christeen 🎧

if u ever needa talk ab it lmk hun

Zafiro

I really liked all the slushyween vids specially the resident evil one that must've been a ton of work but it turned out so freaking funny

alyssa 𐙚

45:33 the heart curl.. kyeopta

elle literacy

if you liked The Substance you'd probably really like the film The Fly

kayla

it was 💀 i immediately closed it

amalia

Aztec’s MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️🇲🇽

liliana

I got the notification and tried to click it and it was already gone 😭

ash

the throat noises were barely audible btw :) nice chat, see you next week

ash 🪼

if we thought you were annoying we wouldn't be here bro love you bro 🙏

ella

i just realised it says tuesady💀

Claudia

It was Halsey on call her daddy that said that quote and it’s so true. I immediately broke up with my bf bc of it so ty for the advice

Aciel 🩶

that call her daddy episode was with halsey

Jennifer !!

posted while on my run thanks Hamzah

🫧Rukia🫧

That chat thing was way too overstimulating, thank God you turned it off😭😭😭

Claudia

He deleted it 😭😭

rita

loved all the slushyween content!! looks like it took a lot of effort…please make sure you guys are getting some proper rest lol love ya

christeen 🎧

TRUST ME biovene blemish control its bright green bottle trust me it saved my skin from exam stress and nothing in the world can do that trust me

Julianna

me too!!

Rileigh

I also spent a majority of the substance on the train of thought that I would be so good at respecting the balance imagine getting to bust down as a 20 something and next day tear up the bingo hall

Doodlez

Right after I joined it it was gone 😐

Lainey Reid

My fyp starting giving me Daniel Larson videos again out of the blue and Wolfpackelite videos I need to factory rest my tik tok apparently

Aciel 🩶

i'm in an instagram broadcast thing & i'd say if you want to message your viewers, that's a better option

Zafiro

Wait my tiktok feed is also been flooded with good mythical morning what with that

yas

tweaking over the spam call is real 😭

Aciel 🩶

a good soothing toner, serum, & moisturizer will hopefully help.

Mal

i chuckled at your tiktok. keep up the good work 🫵👍

Emily Sophia

i’m mad i missed the group chat notif when it dropped

Victoria Jonathan

Im watching this in my first edition brown hold my hand hoodie from the LIVE POD and life couldnt feel better thank u harmzah

Kyra R.

everyone is here hey guyd

Aciel 🩶

definitely look into korean skincare, products targeting discoloration for sensitive skin

cande

ok opium paying your rent ayee 😂😂

Hiccup

Same lmk if yall figure out how to join it

ashleyn

dude the substance was SOOOO good its also just a good film in general like did u notice how the color grading was bright and 'happy colors' when she was the younger version but dull and 'sad colors' when she was the older version.. such a good movie

alyssa 𐙚

opium of all people reaching out to you to make that tiktok ijbol

aneya

bros wearing mayor lewis’ shorts bahaha

aries

i love listening to this man yap

Dazed Stars

😈

fin

same here i’m so confused

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

Can’t wait for Stardew fav series ever!!!!

aneya

i don’t have burgundy yarn so i’ll do dark green ty peanus love u

Izabella 🐞✨🪷

AYEEE!!

evie🪲

i did not realise the tiktok was a promo it didn’t feel an unnatural post

Aciel 🩶

LOLLL I JUST NOTICED

Slader

WHAT DID YOU PARENTS SAY ABOUT THE WHITE CHICKS COSTUME

ash 🪼

big ass mic who the freak 😂😂

Zury ✨

When i clicked the notif nothing happened D: i dont think anyone was able to see it

Peanus butter

Dark Green Mmmmm or Let’s Say a Burgundy situation

Aciel 🩶

i accidentally bought a year subscription of your patreon so add that to ur bag gains 🤝🏼💯

aneya

gonna watch this while i crochet my mum a beanie. i’ll make it whateva colour someone tells me to pls tell me <3

evie🪲

think he deleted it it was crazy for 0.2 seconds

alexa

Always forcibly added to group chat

selene 🎧

the substance mention 🦅🦅🦅🦅

marilyn

so a group chat was the notification I missed? Wow. Wowwww okay. Not fair

evie🪲

bro watching the new resident evil vid was crazy mainly because my name is evie like the spooky lil girl/granny 👻

Zury ✨

I got the notification too..where it at 😞

Zafiro

You could say that TikTok was very out of character 😂😂😂😂😂😂

jenn

the filter i was like umm but now that i know it’s for a bag i get it

Aciel 🩶

no judgment, you gotta do what u gotta do for ur cats too

dee

are u gonna address the group chat fiasco

yas

no fr

Lainey Reid

Halloweekend for me was cut SHORT had to get all 4 wisdom teeth out 😀 and friends cancelled all plans yesterday so Halloween insist on laying on the couch watching this 4 hour long video of resident evil 😈

Zafiro

And I would've done it too for a check honestly

Christina

Bryce Dineen

so hype for stardew

emily

YAYYY STARDEW SOON!

Melanie

we r all dissapointed of u 💜 jk, get that bag ig

Claudia

Someone tell me how to remove my full government name from here wtf

jenn

same it disappeared for me😭

elizabeth r.

You do it to for a check, he was an employee.

yas

new hoodie unlocked 😧

Hamzah Al-Emad

😭😭😭

caroline

babe wake up, hamzah the fantastic just posted

aiza

why are people mad i don’t get it /gen

kinsbot

Wait where’s the group chat? Where can i access it i saw the notification but cant find it now lol

ash

hi hi

selene 🎧

hahaha get ur money hamzah 😭😭😭

rita

ofc you chose to start a groupchat the only time i go out

olive

what happened😭

ash 🪼

im at cardenas do you need anything

rene

the avani account comment 😭😭

kenzi

u started the gc as i was listening to travis and then meltdown came on right after... truly an in character moment

zoey

its me zoey from resident evil im calling you from the phone

monica

Chat wya 💔

bambi

feeling #croaky

Claudia

big ahhh mic

mangopasty06

wow the purple shorts💜thick thighs save lives bro

cj

chat does not work for me 🙁

eliana

Bring the chat back! It was kinda fun

Aciel 🩶

oh i got a notification about the groupchat but once i clicked it it said error :>

Lex

New challenge for you this november: no nut November

yas

thank god you explained that tiktok fr

Ava Grace Reynaud

not late i’m so proud wow

tristin

my chat is broken

autumn

Yayyyyyyy

Claudia

wut the hail

Laila

Hamzah yapping is single handedly getting me through my breakup

Ava Grace Reynaud

helloooo

Melanie

i only got the notif of chat but i was so confused

cj

WOOOOOOOOO

alexa

will watch tmr but i hope halloweekend pt2 is good !!

Zafiro

Yayayayayay!

selene 🎧

hello

J&amp;E

thanks

Mia Kay

ayy just in time for my everything shower

ellaerin

i love the plant makes me feel like its a outside episode

alexa

omg ?

j

no chat never again

yas

time to lock in even though it’s 1am 🫡

sonia

It’s ooout of characteerrrr :D

Elisabeth

oh