103 - New Nook
🕑 Added 2024-07-12 22:35:37 +0000 UTCWelcome to your new designated nook which is soon to be adorned with all of my favorite things. For now, it's just me and this unnamed mannequin, and that's OK. We are going to have so much fun.
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Nahal🇮🇷
freakzah spotted at 6:16
jenn
oh my b i didn’t listen far enough in
jenn
i think he mentioned he has a workout plan on here
Luna𖤐🇮🇷
my brain cant comprehend how quick Hamza is to think of the best references out there
Alexis H
big ups st. louis from someone right over the bridge 🙏
Makayla
Good martin evil twin impression
skye
crumbl cookies are so evil
Elanur
I promise turkish people are the nicest people ever! the embassy people are always jerks but we’re nice i swear
erin ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
giving illuminati
Daniel McAbee
Ngl your 'scuffed' episodes tend to be my favorite. You're a very fun person to listen to just shoot the shit and pop off the cuff
Shirley
As a fellow orange cat parent who is also considering purchasing an ikea mattress - this podcast was especially insightful so thank you.
Valerie
hamzah Upload Now
kalia
hola hoomzah
Amanda Hannon
He said “being in a big city 👍”
Gizelle M
WESTONNNN
zay
just joined the patreon after wanting to do it for so long WOOOHOO 🕺
Ashley Williams
ITS PRIME DAY LETS GO HAMZAH
Emma Taylor
i love rhode island.
Ada Telli
im turkish and can confirm we're all assholes
kt rose
yo we got the same mindset where if something bad happens, we immediately are like well yeah I asked for it so.... but these thoughts are sooo hard especially when you lose a human being. lost someone close recently and still struggling! try to train yourself out of it even though its tough :/
Ashley Williams
well i finally caved and am proudly paying $5 to listen to a boy who i wish was my bf
brooke!!
watching this during a tornado😻😻
Sophie Cloherty
After 4 (?) years of listening to every episode (I’ve been listening since the first episode) I finally got patreon 😆😆 hi guys
Sophie Cloherty
What is four figures
gurleeeeeeeeeen
fellow birmingham resident, definitely a shithole x
hum + yan
to the joe from birmingham, go to victoria square or where the skaters are in front of the library when and if the weather is (very rarely) nice. maybe a good balance would be best, take yourself out of the gaming environment and assign a diff space to read. hope this helps and birmingham is definitely also a shithole.
bri
sapiens is such a cool book i didn’t know what like half of it meant cus it used big words and concepts but it’s super cool and makes u think about so many things and explains why humans are the way we are. very happy to hear you’re invested in it and i hope to hear more of your thoughts on it 🫶
brooklyn
Shout out to the ppl who went to the Smokey Mountains on family vacations ‼️
miajhdy
Hamzah doing aegyo ayyyy 🫰🏼🫰🏼
Emma Odonnell
am i the only one thrown off by the hummus and egg combination????
Assin
i caught the ass blenduh reference 🤍
Hannah
Always get animals from rescue shelters don’t give money to breeders (my opinion)
Hannah
Hamzah design that app right now !
Kora Nojd
we live for hamzah aegyo🫶🏻
xtine
Or sons of the forest!!!
xtine
I've forgot to turn of my GAS stove one time and luckily it didn't blow up but ik karma will hand it to me after that one. Also if u haven't played it before, half life 2 on the channel would be fire to the max
whhbu
this is a fantastic suggestion i second this
leena
call them Omar
whhbu
perfect scrapbooking content gang 🤝🤝🤝
Mia Kay
best $5 i spent
Nia
skincare doesn’t have to be complicated, you can just get a face wash and moisturizing sunscreen and that’s it, but make sure it has the right ingredients according to your needs
aliza
😭😭😭 stop
Melanie
Why did i read this as bullying a journal
evvie mae
Korean skincare is worth it, ingredients do make a difference and they have the best ingredients imo
evvie mae
I always recommend accutane if you have tried everything, I had super horrible acne for 10 years and now I have glass skin it’s 100% worth it
Ket
not the random wv mention i feel seen
emma
i feel seen🙏 uk slushys unite
lily
I didn't know till yesterday about sketch and I only found out bc of the reaction. I just assumed he was a pedophile like every other youtuber but nooo he's bi GOD FORSAKE 🤮😱😱😱
serena
Or you might just be using the wrong products for your skin. Also trust me, there are great products that are super affordable. But you def don’t have to use a ton of products to clear ur skin
Mrbeast9000
Its my fursona obviously
sarina
sending love from lincolnshire it’s rough here
mima
bro hamzah and i are so in sync🫰🫰we got our wisdom teeth taken out the same week and we cancelled our gym membership the same day?? ok queen 😜 but yes pls share ur routine #hamzahworkoutchallenge2024 #withsourcream
serena
Hamzah, if just skincare isn’t working I’d say go to a dermatologist (or maybe try something like curology) because you might be breaking out due to hormone imbalance (aka adult acne). So the problem is more internal and taking medication in addition to washing your face will help reduce your acne a lot! This is what I have and taking medications has helped a ton to control my breakouts
mima
boiii u gotta brush ur damn teeth before breakfast
Summer
Love for all my fellow Birmingham uk listeners 😘
serena
Again with the Chinese proverbs…
sarina
theres no helping if you live in birmingham
DawgInMe
Bro pls just turn on your AC I promise we don’t mind 😭😭
serena
“Some of you would rank last” LMAOOOO
charlee pate
Thank you Donald Hump for your advice 🫡
Peanus butter
The circle is closing, I am now peanus. You are safe here 🥜
lnburn
classic ooc pod where hamzah apologizes for a noise that isnt audible
DawgInMe
naww Illuminati done got hamzah😭😭😭 look behind him
june
one thing i got from this podcast was the inspiration to go to my local cat shelter today !
soleen
When you pass away from not using serums
Pumakitty5678
I used to use so many products, THE PRODUCTS AND CLEANSERS CAUSE ACNE!! I don't trust any of it anymore and I just use hand soap, and the occasional moisturizer before makeup. My skin has recovered and has never looked better.
elena 🦞
please turn ur oven off
emma
i feel like all i do is put recommendations on ur patreon but if ur looking into getting a cat without having to be put on waiting lists check gumtree (if they even have it in canada not sure about that one)
donald hump
I think skincare is lowkey a pyramid scheme or something because I always break out as soon as I use anything expensive. When I go back to using just a shitty £2 moisturiser twice a day, my skin glows like I’m pregnant or god’s favourite. Literally just use sunscreen in the summer/moisturise daily and you’ll be fine!! Everyone acts like people who don’t buy £50 french face masks made with the tears of orphans are going to age like milk but some skin types suit less product
april
i just bought a couple jars of sour cream
mariam🪿
rhode island is actually so nice i took a short summer trip there and it was like 10x nicer than Florida
mariam🪿
hot air rises to the top 👆🏼🤓
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
I know barely anything about sketch as a streamer, but the peoples response to the situation was mind boggling to me, especially the dudes covering it on YouTube. Like you’d think he killed a man, the way people were discussing it..
Leyden
I do really like the little nook
charlee pate
Im a psych major so sorry if this seemed a little random and insane lol 🤭
charlee pate
I think the power thing you mentioned is interesting it’s usually situational conditioning rather than a persons actual character till the situation of being in a powerful role becomes consistent and then becomes integrated into your character. A classical study example is Stanford Prison Experiment if anyone is curious.
charlee pate
The ginger and white cat was SOO cute in Mandy’s vlog!!! I was so disappointed you couldn’t get one 😭
aa
Mannequin looks like a Johnathan I can’t explain it
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Why is bill cipher looking at me :(
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
8:49 Yay I love fun and games 🛝🎮😆
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
the owl😯
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
“Too late” sounds so ominous but you’re right
Liberty Powell
Nearly cried over muffin idk what that means about me but I pray you father a cat soon
Marisa
when you start seeing some different texture or quality to your skin as you get older / stay exposed to the sun. also you should be reapplying sunscreen on your face throughout the day, not just once in the morning bc it wears off (annoying ik)
Hamzah Al-Emad
NO 4 figures not 4 grand
Hamzah Al-Emad
What does too late mean
gurleeeeeeeeeen
interesting, i’m sure the BBC also replicated it and had similar results http://www.bbcprisonstudy.org/ but i wasn’t aware of what you said, thanks tho!
Marisa
yeah i think it’s fine to keep your skincare routine simple but maybe you should start adding some serums just so you don’t have to when it’s too late lol
rene
cant focus with bill from gravity falls staring right at me
sub00ty
i hope u start loving urself 🫶🏼
Khadija S
Wow u sounded very overstimulated
Carly
Erm that’s literally charvis
aneya
i love how americans say birmingham
katie paul
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DOLLYWOOD?? fr tho smoky mountains are very beautiful
jack f
fun fact it actually came out that the organizer of the experiment told the "guards" that they can/should verbally and physically abuse the "prisoners",, so the results of the experiment can't really be taken as a statement on the true nature of humans in positions of power
raniya
Why no one talking about the Illuminati behind him….
hana
we lowkey have to make mpreg real
dellptvhead
the first five minutes..💀
Iris Greer
i think mannequin should be named Rupaul
Segen
who wants a hamzah gym routine? mee 🙋🏾♀️
venus
wow peanus is what people used to call me as a taunt in primary school
clow ☆
i enjoyed this thx king
Stephanie Z.
the sketch "gay is wrong" comment is so real because I also got the same vibes. idk, maybe that's why homophobic Kai Cenat stood by Sketch because "well he's not gay anymore."
aneya
name the the mannequin omar (an alternate universe where u can dress how u want and have the ability to bear children)
Gabby Sims
As someone who lives in Alabama the beaches here aren’t good at all to me like there’s just too many broken seashells everywhere
aneya
don’t listen to the comments all the patreon perverts would love a workout episode dont let the perverts win again
goby !!
why are we skibidi'ing so much today
hana
dont know whats up with pisces but it says they go well with tauruses so heyyyyyyy
hana
i wish i could be your financial advisor fr like. lets check that tiktokshop order history baby
Peanus butter
can you name your bedazzled surrogate Christopher. He's telling me he is a Christopher, or Dave. Or Ian, he actually looks like Ian Gallagher.
Peanus butter
I tried to find fun thingz to do in my city and all that came up on reddit were glory holes, and curiosity got the cat (me) when I looked up what the fuck it was. I will stick to going to cat cafes until I have to flee because I've edged my cat allergies for too long.
raniya
Girl he never sent u those light up gloves
vic
nooo I needed a mashed potato masher you could’ve sent it to me 😞
Connor Patterson
I really love the mannequins vibe, I resognate with them alot as well. Perhaps you could name them carlos? or corn dog
Connor Patterson
Congrats on ur apartment hamzah I really like this nook.
liz ׂׂૢ
the skibidi may be getting to your head
Ahonesti🧌
$4000!!!!! To move furniture!!! Absolutely not.
Ahonesti🧌
Yes plz post the workout routine video I’ll actually do it
jocelynmaxxing
the setup 🔥
kelz
idk the mannequin is kinda giving the name hans or klaus, gunter even .. maybe it’s just me
wafaa
oven on for 36hours…
Lydia
I feel like instead of a journal you could write in a commonplace book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kTZQ9N8iv8&ab_channel=Crystal
esme
can’t believe we were robbed from a sinjin drowning x slushy noobz collab 💔💔💔💔💔
Isaiah
Hamzah, your zodiac says that you are going to shit your pants very soon.
im only here for hamzah like
u do make sense its ok its alright no need to fweak out unless u feel itll help u
Mykenzie
good mythical evening hamzah! i love the potential of this set up!!
im only here for hamzah like
words dont even mean anything anymore
im only here for hamzah like
u can dress how u want to dress hamzah
im only here for hamzah like
u talk like martin
serena
Hamzah the fantastic and margarita the mannequin sound like an amazing duo
Rayquaza
It gives me such bad acid reflux but I won’t stop eating it cause I hate myself
Molly Boone
“nothing is meant or not meant” to sketch in 2 seconds is crazy
steph
nook nooks good
Alexandra Kamyk
Watch Garden State staring Natalie Portman.
Izabelle Tewolde
Oooh this corner has hella potential can’t wait to se what you do with it!!
Mrbeast9000
Bro needs to hop off tiktok for a sec
Mrbeast9000
Name the mannequin vinniehacker pls🙏🏾
fuckujunior
i fcuken hate crumbl cookies yoo
Jordan
okay unironically would be interested in seeing the workout routine as someone who just got into working out <3
ravi
The thumbs down when u were talking about equinox lol
sub00ty
crumbl cookie is nasty
hia
ooo you gotta get that soft yellow lighting idk what it's called
Dominique
New Hamzah shirt unlocked!
lena
thank you for the aegyo 🫰
Sadie Anaka
This ep was quite enjoyable, thanks Hamzah
Ellie Bergeron
lmao guilty until proven innocent
Joseph Shepherd
Hamzah workout vlogs for the patreon
jaedynsou
me going to washington montana and Yellowstone now because i live in oregon and hamzah says i can
Grace
Great eye contact this episode Hamzah! However I fear it is only because that room is barren and there’s nothing else for you to look at
bea
Please pleas if you can get Logan on the pod !! Please 🙏🙏
bunny
fyi person who hamzah made the audiobook recommendation to, if you have spotify premium there’s a bunch of audiobooks u can listen to there
raniya
THEYRE PUTTING FOWN WENTWORTH???? NOOOO ILL ADOPT YOU
beth
'we are going to have so much fun' sounds like a threat
eloise heeks
also so excited to see what’s in store for chase im his biggest fan
khlowart
Name the mannequin dsstiny, keisha, connor or jake
raniya
….you left your oven on for 36 hours???? You should direct the next final destination
paige
girl thank HEAVENS you aren't using HYDROLIC ACID??? on ur face????
Nes
Why does this feel so short
Alice Schacher
Yay lovely new nook
bunny
someone clip the touch grass leaderboard part and post it on tiktok bc im afraid a loooot of people actually need to hear that
Melanie
Omg same lmao the dyslexia is showing (for me)
eloise heeks
as a rhode islander, our beaches are very amazing. i have never seen a clam at one, however.
kevin
The mannequin shrine
charlee pate
DRINKING GAME! Take a shot every time hamzah says skibidi! 🍻⬆️
Melanie
#Hamzahworkoutchallange2024
caytamine
Thats on freedom
Veronica
I’m really thinking about it for that workout video
Cheska Shae
do one for the team and cover urself in sourcream
Rex Harrington
#indianapolis mention
lilgayboyonthebeat
wait me too twinnnn (mine was 4 years!) ☝️☝️
lilgayboyonthebeat
there’s a TON realllly cool caves in alabama, they do tours n stuff, i’ve been in like three of them so far and they are DOPE.. i think im the first gay slush to play in alabama caves
maya
Can we name the mannequin monika
paige
I do fear that your horoscope rn is saying that you're starting a new chapter and undergoing a radical change
trapnevt
princess mononoke mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
Cheska Shae
aegyo emotes
Cheska Shae
skibidi
Cheska Shae
hydraulic acid
Zafiro
I think I now understand the girls that love kpop idols u're like my BTS Hamzah 🫰🫶
kianna
ENOUGH WITH THE SKIBIDI OMG.
Zafiro
I like the nook very cozy except for the pregnant mannequin or maybe it's cozy because of it #somethingtothinkabout
Marley
I agree with the sketch situation. At one point I think he said I’m better now which just made sad
Slader
the shape of the nook is very telling, especially after the white party....
Veronica
Yes we want a workout video pls
Jana Gamaleldin
Hamzah, you’ve done it again, such a good episode! Love the new nook and looking forward to see how u decorate it 🙏🙏
aliza
buying a journal for thought daughter summer
ponnie
$320 to $500 a month for a gym...Im blowing that place up that's disgusting.
nhi
give us that workout routine vid please 🙏🙏🙏
Elise Patterson
#HamzahWorkoutChallenge2024
gurleeeeeeeeeen
look up zimbardo’s prison experiment if you’re interested in the effects of positions of power on people
Ashlie Mason
just turn your phone on dnd water u talking about
amannynadya
If you ever feel insecure? Don’t 💜
Ashlie Mason
if you ever need an astrologist.. lmk
amannynadya
Ur so excited for minecraft audiobook session help 😭😭😭
Sofi
breaking out rn too #twin
amannynadya
Skibidi count 2 Sorry for the fan count 3 I was meant to be there count 2 Trump support count 1 Arabic ح enunciation count 2 Kawaii pose count 3
trey
yess hamzah x kpop
Bwee
What is you talmbout?
kenna
ur feeling so goofy this episode calm down bruh
Ashlie Mason
the thumbs down has good comedic timing
amannynadya
POST UR WORKOUT ROUTINE TRIPLE DARE YOU #hamzahworkoutchallengesourcreamedition
Ashlie Mason
OH NAHH THE KOREAN HEARTS 😭
Sofi
shoutout westworth 💯
kate milly
loved the chase episode! hope we get to see him again on the pod or channel in someway!
Bwee
The fan is not even detectable into the mic!
Bwee
Name the mannequin Skibbidi
Lili
Wow you look so beautiful!
amannynadya
BRO WHY ARE WE PAYING YOU TO ROAST US??? IDC if you’ve been deported I don’t feel bad I WILL be covering more soil area than you
Khadija S
How many times have u said skibidi
Ashlie Mason
hamzah the planet Saturn has been having heavy effects on Pisces suns so yes if you’re elevating ur mind/life rn then ur bound to receive rewards for ur efforts (the planet is in retrograde btw)
dakhila
HAMZAHHHH PROPER NAME PRONUNCIATION WHO ELSE CHEERED. & HUMMUS YASSS ‼️‼️
Sofi
i had a slushy today and i thought about you and martin it was really good actually
colette
hamzah, you can go ahead and comment on my tik tok video that you happened to leave a like on 🩷
cande
u this whole episode: 🤨
roro
no fr i used to think all french ppl were mean until i met some pretty nice french folk #sorryforbeingprejudicedagainstthefrench
yas
blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff 🎶🎼
peyton
Why does the mannequin kind of look like chase?
moleypie
Watched this while on the treadmill thank you for making me walk longer
Iris Greer
please bring chase back on the pod again at some point tho PLS it was so funny PLS
Bwee
Arizona has beautiful beaches!
amannynadya
Actually can we call the mannequin Hannah after Hannah Montana? I had a dream she stabbed me once and that mannequin looks murderous
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
King of my heart and uhhh in general
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
We freaking love u hamzah
Jennifer !!
Mannequin looks like trump a bit call it chomp 👆
julia
why are we raising eyebrow so much 🤨
teresa
omg this noooook
amannynadya
Did you know hamzah backwards is hazmah? Anyway my name suggestion is eelomusq (yes I’m a midwife and someone at work named their kid that) (yes they were a huge Elon musk fan but they just didn’t speak good english)
Sofi
watching this while waiting for new love island usa episode
Omar Abdullahi
Nearly 2 days of the oven being on is crazy bro 😭😭
Ashlie Mason
if hamzah said everybody liked the episode then everybody liked the episode
Courtney!
2 minutes in and he’s said skibidi twice, that’s how u know it’s gonna be a good episode 😌
Bwee
Karma's a bitch I should've known better!
Sofi
skibidi nook
Sofi
you and your chinese proverbs 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
yas
😭😭😭
cass
cute nook hamzah!
olivia rodrigo
why he got josiah with a pregnant belly man
Khadija S
YOU LEFT THE OVEM IN FOR 36 hrs 😭😭😭
yuji
tell us how ur gym workout at home goes cuz i rlly need to know if gym membership is even worth it if some equipment at home is enough
bayli
can i come hang in the nook pls
paige
Can you rent this nook out to me please
trap queen immy
or theodore
trap queen immy
or simon
trap queen immy
you could name it alvin
yuji
goodlife rips ppl off why r they so expensive bruh
j
i always pronounce ur name like هَمْزَة
Abby
That mannequin is frightening
Ghaliah
ugly ass mannequin
trap queen immy
maybe name the new friend preg greg?
King bob
I have a name suggestion. How about Zahham😭😭 Lol
Nicole ☆
can i get a refund from the merch? 🤔🤔
Malak
he says that he isn't going to say the chinese proverb because we already know it more than he actually says it
Bwee
I watch joe biden singing korean song deepfakes, thats funny
H
Loving the new nook Hamzah 😄
m
skibidi being said multiple times in two minutes is crazy work
rachana
Hi
nell
you’ve gyat to be rizzing me
caytamine
Broke up with my bf of 5 yrs this week can I get my $5 back
Ashlie Mason
like?
arina
Dwight get out of my nook! (The Office reference)
michaela
mannequin name suggestion: hamish
eeveentually
also i'm not watching any pokimane deepfakes speak for yourself 🤨
Karly m
Thank you hamzah I appreciate you
Alina
YASS
mira 😋☺️👰🏻♂️🎉🙏❤️
What the skibidi
brylie
Hamzah twerking for money finally paid off
Bwee
Who the fuck is "we", i dont watch that 🤨
amannynadya
YAYYY NOOK!!!! I freaking love angled ceilings I love this
Ximena Rodriguez
The sticker⁉️
Ashlie Mason
triangle shaped nook def worth $5 subscription fr
Meg Gough
hoping you soon see my dm :)
Bwee
Omg this looks like the midsommer house
Ursula Ahmar
the pregnant mannequin is really grossing me out for some reason im sorry
Lili
Loving this new designated nook!
bria
this little room has so much potential as a podcast space
Mattias Della Croce
Omg Emergency Intercom, Sad boyz, and OOC all in one day
DC Grainger
ohh ames illusion mentioned
sarah reeves
Hi handsum
skyler 🍎
Beautiful set
Slader
Answer my freaking dm it’s been 2 months 😩😩😩
khalia
(unnamed mannequin is now manny)
dove
i’m about to take my long drive home from work perfect !!
Ursula Ahmar
cute!!! cant wait to see what you do with it i know you’ll do a good job
skyler 🍎
Happy hamzah friday everypony
kenna
mannequins bob is fyerrr
Zoe Harumi
Great angel is back 🙏
mary
oh hell nah he got the mannequin pregnant… big fan of the nook tho
Yeimi
my reason to live just dropped 🔥🔥
ari gonzalez
YESSSSSYAYAYAYAYYAA
eeveentually
landlord heard him talking shit last episode and exiled him to the attic 😔
khalia
manny is pregnant!?
Eriana
HAMZAHHHH
leah
This looks so cozy !! I can’t wait to see how u decorate it
Khadija S
Oooo this is CUTEEEEE
Analia Mendoza
Im in disneyland rn why do u always post ur podcast when im busy!!😭😭😭
colette
i’ve been rot daughter all day today… i really needed this
replayesa
new background unlocked
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looks like a mighty comfy nook!
Magnum Opus
🎉🎉🎉
ally june
thank u hamzah
yai
AYYYY FRIDAY NIGHT
eeeccce
I love you 😊
Emily Sophia
why did i read the title as new york ur reading skills are rubbing off on me
Slader
Im watching emergency intercom rn I come back in a minute 🙌🏽
diana
Ahh!! So lit hamzah. Luv u bro 💝🍀
ally june
EARLY?????
Isabel Broomfield
YAYY
holly
omg cute! love it
Nicole ☆
cancelled my subscription 😔 you’ll be missed
Ethan
Omggg
Iris Greer
Great look
Nes
God that mannequin gives jeffrey dahmer vibes
Lucy
Thanks bro
yas
Yayyy my weekly serotonin just dropped
katie paul
the way i just psychically opened this, we’re so in sync bestie
DC Grainger
bitch I’m tired I mean app 🙂↔️
DC Grainger
how do I keep opening the up as you upload