Hamzah Al-Emad
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102 - Cleaning Olympics
🕑 Added 2024-07-06 00:56:01 +0000 UTCFoot lovers rejoice! Watch from an ominous angle as this young bachelor struggles to get a grasp on personal hygiene. His candor is refreshing and his gaze affixing. What will he say next, how is this allowed, and who will try to stop him. Only on patreon.
Late cuz I uploaded on hotspot, bro never came.
Comments
Doodlez
Hamzah what the hell with the food leftovers and the towel story it’s gonna keep me up at night
Shi
Selling pirated “out of character” Patreon edition podcast!!! $3.50 !! 🗣️🗣️
Isaac
Your toes were pissing me off in this episode
jenn
..lover..?
jenn
wow i am a certified comment liker
Anna Pryor
I’m in the US but many local libraries partner with apps such as libby or hoopla to allow you to check out/read ebooks and listen to audiobooks completely free! I do it all of the time, it’s so nice in the gym
gigi
listening to this in public ive never been so overstimulated inmy life gosh
andrea
what if you got… a moisturizer with spf…. two steps…
asmaa
Uncommongoods.com has super cutesy quirky lil items. i love it. Very diverse range of stuff
chelsie
listening to this as im moving into my new apartment too twin🤞🫶
lalalala
honestly going to vintage shops and oddity shops r a really good way to get fun stuff for ur spot… we have this vintage parking meter lamp among other cool things :)
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
get a lava lamp for your bedroom!
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
this goddamn oreo story
Yasmiin
He’s onto something with putting dirty clothes in the washer😭😭
neishaaaa
madeline and emma DID NOT WANT TO SAY THIS 😭🫰
neishaaaa
the face wash thing is so real bc i used the “viral” panoxyl and it only made my acne worse 🤑🙅♀️
dasha 🔮
tbh the less product you use on ur face the better
Ryan
sleep is supperrr important it's expensive but i recommend the purple mattress they're so nice
Elena
the identity and hinge thing is killing me... too real
Sereen
my favorite extreme cheapskates clip is a man throwing a party at home and his hor d’oeuvres were a plate of canned beans with a toothpick sticking out of each one
isa
made me wanna wash him so bad 😩
isa
😭😭😭😭
isa
you discovering face wash and moisturizer reminds of me those videos where guys are discovering empathy for the first time through some really basic discovery like realizing that other people have feelings too 😭
Joseph Shepherd
How is he so real the bit about life being a fluke is unbelievable real thankyou
Joseph Shepherd
Im so mad i didnt join the patreon earlier
Chaelea
just reactivated my membership WE ARE SO BACK💪💪💪
peyton
I just first $5 episode and I know what I’ve been missing my whole life
Leyden
I finally got myself to pay the 5$ and I would like to say it’s worth it 😟
Lilith Sweet
the washer thing is valid, i think people are less inclined to do it because usually the washer isn’t always close enough to your room/bathroom so it seems inconvenient to bring it there vs having a basket nearby
Claudia
Talking about poop while referencing one line from a sitcom…a man after my own heart
Kat
Hamzah , if you have spotify premium I’m pretty there a bumch of free audio books there! Idk what books exactly your reading but they have really good ones and ive been using it to listen to books for a while now!
Omar Abdullahi
I download audio books from pirate bay maybe you know how to torrent but look on YouTube if you don’t and then I just send the mp3 file to my phone. There’s no way I’m paying all that money to listen to a book haha
Kenz
woo mf hoo
hia
you genuinely look so comfortable in that pile of clothes
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
He might be a little stinky but I still luv him ♡
soleen
the library card thing is great, idk how it is in toronto but in ottawa the public library has "partner libraries" that u can also borrow from so if it's not available in one library, u can just get it somewhere else
Sarah
If you separate your clothes by like delicates/colors or whatever the washer thing wouldn't work.
june
it's okay we all love you for who you are stink <3
Adam
i was shocked when u said about the towel wtf. but i get u everything is stressful and there’s no time but that’s just how it is
ash
not washing your hands after peeing is actually crazy hamzah pls
bayli
i wish i had this luxury i fear it made mine stronger 💔 am i broken
mekena
Hamzah, I will make u home decor. I'm a graphic designer. @spireux on insta - visit my page or my website breh
bayli
personally i really wish i was born somewhere else as someone else so that my life would have more substance and i’d be happier and more successful but for now i’ll just be here watching life fly by while i am stuck in my own personal hell ❤️
Tara Brewer
might as well shit in your hands and clap atp
angel
Not washing your hands after you pee is crazy work 😭😭
Khadija S
Taking a strangers towel is crazy sorry hamzah
alexa
life expectancy was lower in the past partly bc of hygiene stuff like getting infections sndkskd
alexa
oh wow
Emily Martin
15 mins in u talk about eating like an untouched piece of bruschetta and love because I was so hungry at a sorority formal and I literally just went around to empty tables and ate people’s untouched leftovers.
Haley Brooks
Im so scared rn do you mean to tell us you’ve been using that ONE towel for EVERYTHING?! Been questioning my lesbianism and …. This was a step away from bisexuality for me ❤️
Daniel McAbee
You can get free audiobooks through this: Google libgen and find a good link for the website. Download the pdf or epub, then put it into a text to speech reading app on your phone. It works for academic books, non fiction, and fiction books. It won't have every book and sometimes the pdf quality is low so the screen reader craps out, but its a good way to get a lot of free books
Alice Schacher
For*
Alice Schacher
Foaming wash is good fore oily skin btw!! Just a little tip not a full other product
Izabelle Tewolde
Oh really dang 😭
Krysten
I know u were taking more so of the influence and path of one’s self because of other people but it just came to mind
Krysten
35:20 so real bcs I went to target to get me a water bottle kind of thing with the ounces line and such bcs I’ve seen hamzah use one a lot. (For the record I’ve been wanting one for a while) and they didn’t have any. But what they did have and what I seen and got was a Rubiks cube something I’ve been wanting to learn but been putting off. And if I didn’t go to the store for a bottle, I wouldn’t be fixating over solving a Rubik’s cube atleast ten times a day
Ms.tootie3
Get a lamp w a pull string
sophie mae
im kidding im not wishing it apon him😭
Grant
Advice is always one of my favorite parts of the podcast
Grant
Hey don’t say that
bria
its chase
hana
i crier i thought it was a random whacking
hana
you are so brave for starting face wash
hana
do not worry my brother u are WINNING the unhygienic olympics
Alice Schacher
“lets check each others assholes” i love my afternoon walks with ooc
bria
apartment tour
Margo
Wait until you notice first real signs of aging and then you will start taking care of future you
Arimiche
Adele did NOT sing that song
lily
I feel u so hard on the face wash shit. I basically do it daily but my shit flares up without fail always covered in fucking oil fuck yalls clear clean texture less skin 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ndig
THE POOL TOWEL💀👀 please im so happy you now have 3 towels fresh ass towels …that’s scary
raniya
Washing your face isn’t a thing for looking pretty only! But also your skin is an organ and you need to take care of it just like you would your other organs! Hope this helps
goby !!
"foot lovers rejoice!" yep and i'm refunding !!!
hum + yan
my spotify plan has audiobooks included and it has most books out there. i think it’s only a pound or two more for me , not sure what it’s like in canada tho
hum + yan
Hamzah - search mid century furniture on facebook marketplace. There are many cool finds u can get on there for cheap. hope this helps :) Make a pinterest board if ur that kind of person
emily
true actually lmao 😭
Marley Tobin
Chicken wing or hot dog and baloney
Emma Odonnell
HAMZAH isnt audible.com for audio books? might be subscription but i dont think its super expensive......
ellie
i spend my adult money on the out of character podcast patreon, as any responsible adult would do!
Sylvia
Hi Hamzah, I am an RDH and I can say in school they tell us that the mechanical action of regular flossing is better than water flossing. Water flossing doesn’t replace regular flossing but it’s a good additive to have in your oral self care regime to flush out anything you miss with mechanical floss 👍
DawgInMe
wait i missed this whaaat where did he say this
zahrala123
dude you’re actually so right about the face wash making you break out, I had some sort of eczema break out on my face a couple of months ago so I had to stop using all and any skincare products including facewash, and my skin cleared up fully and i haven’t broken out since then either… kinda crazy
nell
i’m honestly excited for the day i get to just take someone’s food they left behind it’s a dream of mine nothing better to me than free food😭😭😭being completely honest
nell
everytime the conversation comes up about how many times ppl should shower im always shamed like i run from that topic of convo
DawgInMe
Naww hamzah you won the must war with this one 😭💀 normally i match your musty but the things you shared today was abominable
khalia
wayfair is cheaper
carly chase
currently fighting stress and boredom and i took your advice and went on a two hour walk and listened to music. it worked surprisingly well. it was nice to be alone with my thoughts positively.
Peanus butter
I’ve moved on to the cross contamination contests and I’m losing my shit!! Glorious pod as always, go ahead and buy yourself a brand new Dave tender with my $5 monthly coupon 😄
Abby
there’s a dave hot chicken being built up the street from me and i can’t wait bc of how much u talk about it
dove
tatcha products are so good but so expensive 😭
Mrbeast9000
Ok cause i thought i was trippin😭💀
Nes
Try the white chocolate covered strawberries in muji theyre so good!!
sophie mae
girl please wash your hands when u pee u are literally stunting your lifespan by 20 years😭
Izabelle Tewolde
i was looking for this comment lmaoo im geekin over this
Izabelle Tewolde
Please give us an apartment tour im too curious
iguessitsleanne
The cerave face wash and nighttime moisturizer is what I use for my skin which is also really oily and it has literally SAVED my skin. I just use it at night in the shower and when I wake up in the morning my skin feels soooo smooth.
iguessitsleanne
That's crazy. I'm a 22 year old girl also with a degree in healthcare (nursing) and ALSO don't really wash my face. I exfoliate and maybe like once every 2 days I use cerave.
kat
doesn't ikea have decently priced mattresses?? i swear my queen was 400-500??
Van Groves
Top floor baddies in buildings over 20 years old unite 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
Sam
did you end up checking out Pride with Martin?
liana
i love ur podcast man
mary
he’s waiting for the internet guy to do WHAT in his apartment 😲
Sarah
nah some of this podcast had me gagged lmao (derogatory)
Malorie Keylon
say less 🤭
Malorie Keylon
absolutely
adc4t
too focused on your foot moving sporadically like a wild animal 😍
asura
He called her stinky ass too Adele catching strays
eeveentually
i need a waterflossing tutorial bc when I tried it once it felt like it was doing nothing?? and also water was getting everywhere I was getting so annoyed
Veronica
The Patreon is his diary
el snoopy
i love the advice section you are number one good advice boy to me
A
I’m a 22yr old girl with a degree in healthcare and I do not use a face wash soooooo, good on you for using one. Also the washing machine as a laundry basket idea is genius I can’t believe people aren’t doing this already the only con I can see u running into is your clothes acquiring a sort of mildew smell. If I ever accidentally leave my clothes in the washing machine after they’re done washing for longer than a day I feel like they get a mildew smell to them. But as long as ur clothes and washing machine are dry while it’s in the state of being a “laundry basket” I think u should be good. Great idea Hamzah!
el snoopy
for pirating audiobooks try annas-archive.gs 🙂↕️🙂↕️
DC Grainger
I chose not to commit the early learning experience to memory but it must’ve been chunky for sure
aneya
i use a moisturiser that has SPF in it so that i don’t have to do 2 things
Dani
somehow, him suggesting germs were discovered only 40 years ago is the least crazy thing he said this ep 😭
Zoe Harumi
Babes don’t pay for $100 moisturer for oily skin. Buy the neutrogena water surge $13 saved my skin lol
miajhdy
I always love the silly little descriptions
Malak
bidet users rise
aysha
it was so stressful
aneya
coming from a musty girl i will never understand why men don’t wash their hands after they piss
riley abigail
omg he has a gf tea
riley abigail
You can’t use your washing machine as a laundry basket because there’s different categories of clothes that need to be washed together and separately so you would run the risk of damaging your clothes by washing the wrong materials together
riley abigail
15:10 hamzah i promise u i have never thought about that
emily
he should definitely invest in a diary…
cadence
Skincare beyond the 3 items mentioned is a SCAM
Leilany Cruz
THISSSSS
chloe’
washer as a laundry basket is actually genuis lowkey...let him cook
chloe’
new fav song, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger by Adele 🔥
bba
lets all give hamzah hygiene tips
g4briiell4
him talking about little him in third person did something for me
nia
defending being grubby by comparing yourself to british colonialists is CRAZY 😭
kt rose
ur so funny
safiya
this podcast singlehandedly ended my crush on you, thank you hamzah🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
safiya
tatcha water cream being the same one my mom uses😭😭😭
aysha
you can only throw your dirty clothes in the washer if you live alone my brother does it all the time pisses me off so bad I don't wanna wash ur underwear with my clothes
vvan
REALLL
jas 🩷
lowkey the only thing fucking with your skin is probably your diet.. forget all the face washes and serums once i stopped eating junk and drank more water my skin was just naturally less oily and my acne cleared for the most part
mariem
i wash my shower curtains 🧍🏻♀️
Basma
Omhu couch, Akari lamps/lights, and for some inspo @theartofinteriors & @kaerukeki on tiktok
Hiccup
ham man this episode enlightened me that even the pretty boys on youtube are grody gro just like me
im only here for hamzah like
just make ur apartment look like what youd consider ur dream apartment I just put lots of things that are my favorites the decorating in ur last apartment was good w the arthur n thomas the train heh heh
elijah
i actually think its chase now because wasnt he in the freddie dredd video with hamzah
elijah
i actually think its chase that staying with hamzah; hes the guest, because of his appearance in the freddie dredd video
Zoe
I’ve been quoting you a bit too much lately to the point where my mom thinks I’ve been taking drugs
serena
i don't listen to audio books really but i can sometimes find audios on youtube
Veronica
my theory is Freddie, idk tho
Ursula Ahmar
its almost 5am and im home LETS GOOO hamzah time
Emma
this is the perfect episode to watch high bc you talked about hygiene for so long I locked in
moleypie
Okay we have the same skin care routine
adeliya
oreos arent even real them hoes probably never go bad like those time lapses of burgers
Slader
House warming YouTube video with the nice woman you made friend with from goodwill 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Veronica
Adele did NOT sing what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 😭😭😭
Lili
Wow. This is just what I needed after the latest episode of Love Island USA. Thank you Hamzah for saving my day!
diana
Love the setup
karla m
btw it smells like pool water but it’s worth it. it’s a calming ingredient
karla m
i used to have fungal acne my holy grail is hypochlorous acid from amazon. i use it on damp face then moisturizer. or you can spray it on your face throughout the day.
katie paul
thanks for giving us musty white women a voice 🥹 we will not be silenced
roro
cuntfortable
olivia
i’ll decorate ur apt in sims if u post pics or a floor plan 💯
Ms.tootie3
U would love Biologique recherche p50 lotion - it’s the luxe skincare version of a mens 3in1 wash
Shea Brandon
New house looks homey homie
j
this podcast already gets pirated on tiktok
Em
okay last thing get an oil cleanser and then ur DONE 🙏 u can’t take sunscreen off with just a face wash sadly…. it can just b jojoba oil something light 💅 u deserve to have nice skin hamzah !!!!!
Alina
Friday funday w hamzah
mads
If u search up book name vk u might be able to or Anna’s library
serena
BOY do you know what we had before germs were discovered??? THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!! MULTIPLE TIMES IN FACT!!
serena
Yess muji!!! Their pens are the only ones I use
egg
you’re letting out so many secrets oh my…
riley abigail
hamzah you need an esthetician!!! and it needs to be me! ill give u a free facial 😽
Anthony
Band 4 band?? Na asshole for asshole🙏🏼🙏🏼
Abril 🎱
Maybe personal hygiene is the friends we made along the way
elijah
im hoping the guest thats staying with him is claire
steph
woah.. who let the dogs out 😍
kelz
washing ur face is a lot of effort i dont blame u 😭 i still have trouble keeping up with skincare at times but ik i must to keep those pimples at bay
serena
Some skincare advice/recommendation for oily skin: - Youth To The People Superfood Gentle Antioxidant (cleanser) - for moisturizer go for lightweight formulas - oil-free products - and if your skin is sensitive, always go for products with little to no added fragrance
Rileigh
I believe it was ms. Kelly clarkson that would have eaten the Oreo
Marly
Ok gold knobs i see you 😍😍 level up level up level up
Zafiro
Congratulations handsome Hamzah you have more than 1 room now yay also try not to dox yourself so much this time wish you the best <33
kelz
foot so close up its like watching in 3d
Jennifer !!
I throw my clothes in the washer like a laundry basket sometimes lol but it just makes me want to leave clothes in the dryer too and just running it to de wrinkle. not a good habit in my case 😔
serena
Honestly I’m so happy for you Hamzah!🥹🎉 tell someone to get you a money plant as a house warming gift (in addition to the ninja creamy)
Ned
Who the freak washes their shower curtains..
AJ
Most important thing I learned from this episode is never shake this man’s hand.
Sab islam
i want to be surprised but at the end of the day you are a man
kt rose
have u gotten food off the website before and is it good Im tempted
donald hump
i liked what you said about stress and the cloud following you. very motivational. it reminds me of that quote ‘wherever you go, you will be there. you can’t outrun yourself.’ maybe u should write a book. 48 laws of peter or something idk
kt rose
omg they got soup wtf lets go
kt rose
ur better than me I just wash my face and put on a moisturizer with spf and call it a day. any amount of spf is sunscreen in my eyes :*
Briana A
im happy to be going through the process of movinh as hamzah does i feel so seen in my empty apartment on my self inflating air matresd
Bwee
Lets just laugh and walk away! Hamzah pee hands
kt rose
put me onto muji man I'm shopping as we speak with my dehydrated checking
Jennifer !!
Is the hobby fishing
aubrey
how u gon touch ur wee waz n then not wash ur hands
aubrey
SPOILED MILK !?? was it solid ?
Bwee
Get that blue bean couch
aubrey
oreos are like twinkies like they never go bad. they’ll go stale but that’s it. they’re magically engineered cookies made to satiate u even after years under your bed. give in to the oreo
Anthony
About to go on my lunch, thanmk
alyssa 𐙚
heres ur public shaming comment for not using multiple face/body towels.. ik the bacteria brewing in your single pool towel went crazy
beth
ngl I also didn't wash my face properly until the start of this year. I thought using water in the shower was fine
DC Grainger
my parents were PISSED bitch I was 3!!!
DC Grainger
btw one time when I was 3 I drank a glass of milk that had been under my bed for weeks and contracted salmonella
replayesa
I have a theory that the friend in question is a man named chase
zahra
lit thought you were coming to us from an airbnb it looks sooooo legit allahumabarik
Vibin’ •
Came right on time! It’s a tropical storm out rn so I need the comfort
esme
yas congrats on the new apartment
sham
Hes insane
Bwee
Ewwww you walk around with pee hands??!! Ha ha pee hands
alina
Ur hygienists doing too much ill go a while without flossing and go to the dentist and mine still tell me my teeth bootyful
gurleeeeeeeeeen
RE washer as a laundry basket: i do this and it works
Faith
Babes u can’t wash specific clothes together like whites and reds it will turn pink luv but good try <3 lowk u did cook a lil
Ms.tootie3
Face towels are a hygiene scam u can use ur wahed hands as a squeegee and air dry for free instead
cande
glad to know you’re spending my $5 on skincare
Nicole ☆
i use my washer as a basket 😔
Gabrielle
i never knew people actually separated their clothes. the most i do is dry my clothes with no heat… like woah…
Bwee
Hamzah invest in sunscreen too or else all your effort is money wasted
Ella
people separate their laundry into light colors and dark colors … that’s why they don’t use the washer as a hamper 😔 I’m so sorry
paige
a queen sized mattress fit for a queen 😍
Ms.tootie3
Ok mr tatcha water cream face💰💸
Nicole ☆
me and my friend went to the movies and i saw a slice of pizza that was untouched, i took it and ate it my friend had the rest of it
amannynadya
Hamzah why are you no longer lurking in the comments come back imy
alina
get a satin pillow case blud it helps sm with skin and hair
yuji
keep ur setup like this
trapnevt
the immediate hand change when the thumbs up emoticon shows up 😭
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Hello everynyan ^_^
dellptvhead
the “thumbs up” is so uncool
bayli
hammy boy
Bwee
Just in time! I got my food
Nicole ☆
its not adel its kelly clarkson 😔
aubrey
i’ve eaten bare ass oreos from the bottom of my backpack i feel like this is a confession group now
skyler 🍎
Do you pee in the shower?
antihoni
that under the bed oreo was always lit, immaculate flavor and texture
paige
hamzah im on my hands and knees begging for a merch drop pls for the love of god
im only here for hamzah like
my heart my lung my liver my spleen my kidney my colon my back my neck my eye my nose my ear my organ my lung
Nicole ☆
i stopped doing skin care and my skin is now clearer then when i was using skin care 😭😭
aubrey
hydraulic acid
Malorie Keylon
i was absolutely a fatty as a kid and i understand the irresistible oreo. but even then
im only here for hamzah like
proud of you
im only here for hamzah like
love you pumpkin keep going sweetheart
khlowart
the apartment looks really good from here actually 😛
paige
feet lovers everywhere are doing backflips rn 😍🙏🏻
Malorie Keylon
the three year old oreo….. hamzito…
val
uploading this while im cleaning my room Thank You.
Simrit
very happy my $5 is going to hamzah finally washing his face💪🏽💪🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
bayli
poop and crack pipes is insane and also magical
khalia
bro never came, but i did😛💪🏽
ella 🧃
ofc the wifi guy not coming is something that would happen to u 😭
leah
What a fun new angle
emily
I have to go im getting a call brb
Ashlie Mason
happy hamzah friday 🫶
maya
So happy for you hamzah!!
Jennifer !!
🤲
buzitz
Hello hamzah😁
blerp
we break glasses for new apartments i didn’t know this T
michaela
YAS my 2am bedtime pod
Joce!
😋😋
Nicole ☆
hammy 😭😭
Courtney!
New apartment new hamzah!!
Lucia
just got off work perfect timing to see some hamzah feet !!
mari
YAY AC IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU 😓❤️❤️
bayli
i’ll come clean for u for 1 billion dollars!!! take it or leave it hammy
amannynadya
Wow new house is beautiful mashallah
Christina
been waiting for this one 😁😁
Ursula Ahmar
hamzah i am drunk i love you cant wait to watch this when im home its 2am rn
Simrit
on the train rn outing my character
emily
looks so nice
Grace
I’m only a minute in but great eye contact so far Hamzah!
Ava
ty for blessing us 🙌
carrington
new apartment yay!!!
lutopia
this is my super bowl
katie paul
omg new location unlocked
laura
I had to watch Germany lose today 💔💔💔 I really needed this
sam🌟
been waiting for this 😻 now I can clean 👼🏽 editing this cuz dirty hands after u pee?!?!?!
Ava
hotspot is crazy
Isabel Broomfield
Yippee
skyler 🍎
Perfect setup
soooop
THATS AN INSANE DESCRIPTION HAMZAH
bayli
oh hell yeah perfect timing i’m about to destroy this wingstop
Malorie Keylon
this is exactly what i needed. i almost clicked on a slushy yt video
lynn
Was just wondering where you were Hamster
teresa
thank god
j
omg! i forgot it was hamzah friday 😋😋😋😋😋😋
Malorie Keylon
hammzzzxzzahhhh
zoe mora
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
GracieSigmaNutz
As a foot lover I am rejoicing
Karly m
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Magnum Opus
Finally best part of the day
Malaya
yassss
Lucy
This is so awesome sauce
eloise heeks
in theaters watching maxxxine rn
jujuslayqueen
watching this on vacay
Nicole ☆
needed this after finding out i have covid 🙏😔
sarah reeves
hey cutie
Alice Schacher
woooo new background just dropped
Mykenzie
good mythical night hamzah
skyler 🍎
Hooray happy hamzah friday
manda
just what I needed
jaedynsou
he always makes my hangovers better
DC Grainger
I’ve accidentally pulled up on time bc lightning woke me up god bless Mother Nature she’s a slushy noob
yas
Hell yeahhhh! Time to lock in 🫡
