Hamzah Al-Emad
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58 - Beyonce Baby Farms
🕑 Added 2023-08-08 20:16:13 +0000 UTCI investigate the Beyoncé Baby Farm in accordance to Lana's Prophecy, I trip balls (literally) off fancy supplements, my mom gives her insightful rendition of the Barbie movie, and we shit on white people (just a little). You can see my TikTok pop socket a couple of times in here lmk what you think.
They put me in a white soundproof room and the only way to save me is to have a good day ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Chloe Rand
here from the future but simu liu came into my job wearing his own snl shirt and that was enough for me
al milk
what’s ur strava @@@
al milk
trigger warning 21:05 lmao
A
Rajiv Surendura is the 21st century Martha Stewart
Power
succession is sooo much easier to watch w other ppl or else it’s just so boring, when i’m alone succession just seems like a documentary on some famous company and i can’t help but be disinterested, although i’ve only gotten through a single season with my friends over the course of like a whole ass yr
Oscar Schmidt
great episode as always hamzah thanks for keeping us entertained
Nadzieja
but succession is like arrested development! 😞
magnoliamillion
oh also thanks for telling me the kacey musgrave song…
magnoliamillion
i love the new zealand cow balls mention 😁 as a person from new zealand, i think this really represents my country 😍😌💯💯
jas
The Diet Coke thing is so real bc it’s like if theres a zero calorie similar tasting substitute for any part of a meal why are you making fun of someone for taking it
vic
maybe he has that genetic mutation
vic
simu liu pedo stuff checks out bc he made a reddit post trying to say pedophilia is a genetic mutation like being gay
Sam
Watch Barbie, alone. Do it for yourself.
