Hamzah Al-Emad
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101 - Aaahhhhhhhhhh
🕑 Added 2024-06-29 23:40:49 +0000 UTCI got a new new apartment! The hell leading up to me getting the keys, my 2 day saga to the capital, and other complaints. A whiny episode from a whiny man.
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Nahal🇮🇷
its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring.... so beautiful hamzah
chelsie
the day I decide to catch up on Patreon eps and of course Biden drops out right after listening to your debates segment…
tashita
WAIT ME TOO anytime i’m on a bus i think abt the case where that happened and then i just can’t close my eyes and get paranoid
miel
i wish so much self respect for you 🤍😘
Emily Escalon-Brizuela
look amazing king
DC Grainger
ikea fit goes hard
Drea
nah i’m js impatient 😖
nell
thought i was tripping was anything said about a delayed ep?😭
Drea
Hamzah GET UPPPPPPP
kianna
after 3 months ive grown tired and decided to finally buy the patreon again
steph
oh my goodness gracious curls so bodacious
alyssa 𐙚
the landlord you were trying to get your freak on with being the one to rat you out 😭 what a full circle moment
Dominique
Hellll no I hate it here 🥲 I could barely sit through a small clip of it. It took me 3 days to watch the entire thing. I couldn’t even do it live
Lilly
Hi Hamzah i just subscribed to the patreon again after being gone for like 5 months. Just letting you know that i will consume every single episode I’ve missed during any free time i have even if it means im loosing sleep!!
lyn
your boba eyes were mesmerizing in this fr, didn’t listen to a damn thing you said
farrah
hamzahhhh i’m also going to istanbul turkey in a few days what part are you going to?
Daniel McAbee
Bro we miss the crooked paintings, get them hung up ASAP boi
genesis yarely
Holy sh I didn’t know FaceTime had an aura animation🔥
kt rose
for live event ideas y'all should do our tarot readings or paint with us or have an adoption event idk just spitballin here....xDd
Magnum Opus
Put a picture of Tara yummy in the new corner for the podcast ‼️
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
omg YES please get a cat
Karly m
I just joined the Patreon YIPPPPEEEEEE
crmn
congrats on the new apartment!!! may more blessings and positive vibes come your way! (:
soleen
absolutely HATE moving... i didn't end up submitting my 60 day notice just so i wouldn't have to go through that agony again
Morgan D.
Hamzah casually mentioning that he shit himself the first time he smoked weed killed me
katie paul
when i moved to a new city alone i started adult ice skating classes so i get it lmao
Jaz
i love hamzah in blue
gabriella piscani
no
lily
Thanks for the positive affirmations even while going thru the most annoying shit ever, I've been fighting mental demons at work for 3 hours, pop in an earbud and listen to you yammer and my mood physically goes up 40% 💗💗
lily
THUMBS UP IS BACK!! 👍 💭
khlowart
inside out 2 is amazing actually very emotional to me also😬
jan
scarborough mention omgggggg
ally june
looking so good Hamzah
Madi
I think a bonsai plant would be very cute for your apartment.
Jennifer !!
Open up po box for house warming giftss ?!
H
Okay soccer star Hamzah 🤩
Simrit
loving the fit today hamzah keep it up
molly cameron
bridgehead mentioned 😩ottawa moment
steph
the curls 😍
Ana Karen Treviño González
felicidades hamzah🌷
Peanus butter
I love soccer so much but every time I remember my mother and father lied to me about signing me up for a competitive soccer team in exchange for not going to the 8th grade DC trip my blood becomes warmer and I turn into sous vide steak! Glamorous episode, maybe your old landlord wants you back so she sabotaged your new apartment, old fashioned lady! #milfmethod
Maya
searched up the bus beheading after you mentioned it and i am now horrified jesus christ
serena
The landlord betrayal was so shocking😦 but congrats on getting the place in the end 🎉
hannah
hamzah! for the podcast set you should get one of those black cat clocks. i think it would fit in the background very nice. https://kit-cat.com/product/classic-black-kit-cat-15-5-high/
kt rose
I am sure you learned this from your recent situation but make sure to remember that if the process of moving in is discriminatory, living there will involve way more heartless, rich people taking control and putting you in life threatening positions.. NEVER let them or you put yourself in that situation. You're a good person, Hamzah. Just because you react on emotion does not make you immature or evil, it makes you human! These people you interact with do not have a heart like you do and it will take their whole life to realize this. So many people love you, but some are going to hate you. I am sure you have had to deal with this since birth and it hurts to know that your knowledge/maturity came from such darker places... :/ These rich people with higher positions always win in this world sadly, though I am not sure how it is in Canada. So do not use my advice with gusto, if that makes sense. I plan on moving out of my family's house. rough experience, ups, downs, and I am just now getting on vulnerable/honest terms with my parents and have never been happier! I wish you luck Hamzah ! we are here for you!!!! <3 :D
awecksis
congrats on the new apartment!!! ty for the episode :3
isa
you’re so right about the NLE choppa reference to asking girl friends out 😭 in HS my best friend was a guy who was a year older than me and when he finally admitted he liked me I said exactly that 😭 like yeah I get it 😍 but no sorry papa
Madeline Dodge
The nic shits ✊🏼
da minion
i also had fungal acne but i am cured now
da minion
anti dandruff shampoo is good for fungal acne and the cerave SA cleanser has anti fungal agents to help prevent it in future pookie
sub00ty
my accounting degree has made me depressed 😔
dellptvhead
i’d block them after sending a 30 minute vm what?
Sabika
hamzah we are so proud of you keep it up
Daniel Thomas
extremely glad
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
kamsahamnida hamzah… I guess 🙁
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
LMAOODJ crying
dzenana
Hamzah you just moved why are you trying to dox urself not even 5 minutes in 😭
chloe’
also for fungal acne especially on the forehead i’ve heard dandruff shampoo works well !
nell
my mom always does the yeah no thing 😭like let me contribute to the conversation pleaseee there’s almost no point anymore like atp it’s a one sided convo i just stay silent and nod
chloe’
watching this at 5am baking cupcakes 🔥 congrats on the apartment <3
safiya
got a kitten today hope you get one too
boe
i’m actually so happy that you got the apartment you deserve it sm you deserve everything good in life ok bye
al
literallt the first thing i thought when he did that
al
hamzah playing volleyball seems so funny
aa
Hamzah do you have a court day coming up?? (Pov he changed his pfp to him as a little kid lol) iykyk
maya
Just decided to sub to the Patreon and there’s something posted today?? Big win 😻
Drea
Love when hamzah sings song lyrics incorrectly, Gotta be one of my favorite genders
sam🌟
Happy birthday!!! 🥳
jules
i gave 5 months for mine like a bitch 😭 truly felt like an infringement to my human rights fr
trapnevt
loving this marge simpson color palette
mary
while i was at toronto pride today i kept thinking about what the residents in the area did, thank you for this input
el snoopy
Glad everything with the apartment worked out, I also must say you look absolutely bewitching this episode…
rachana
Hi
Min Nguyen
why is the caption always in korean
mary
the flix bus stop in my city is the parking lot of a chinese restaurant. It also almost ran me over while i was on the sidewalk.
kelz
thank u !!
mary
4 months of rent upfront is NOT normal.
Ms.tootie3
Congrats on the apartment & wishing u exceptional removalists 👏👏
skylar
what position did you play in your soccer days
Veronica
bro the debate was HORRIBLE they did nothing but yap
vvan
Wow… watching this whole podcast made me feel grateful that Hamzah is still alive after having the roughest week ever
KC
happy birthday!
vvan
The edits are gonna go so crazy with the heart clip 😚🫶
Veronica
this is killing me
sara
getting my apt in toronto was STRESSFUL!!!!! esp in the summer bc so many students are moving out/in at the same time
madles
omg hamzah if you have fungal acne try sulfur!! ur face will stink like eggs but it works overnight
Nadah
Why is it Korean
kelz
new apt for u is clearly the bigger deal tho
Nadah
Had no idea you have closed captioning thank u!
sam🌟
Congrats on the new apartment!!! ☺️🌟 I suggest sonny angels 👼🏼
kelz
pre bday patreon ep for me! new apt for u! WOOOO congrats, adore u hamzah
kalli
listening while cleaning room on this fine saturday night
lake
what a fuck ass week you just had hamzah glad u had a joint to finish it off
gabriela
such a chaotic chain of events omg im so sorry glad it all worked out tho😭
Ursula Ahmar
Hamzah, I must say you look very well in this episode. Skin clear, curls looking healthy, teeth straight, brows on fleek. What a handsome man. anyway havent watched the whole vid so cant comment on anything you said just yet sry i like u for ur brains too dont worry
Analia Mendoza
Hamzah gets finer every podcast i swearrr😭😭
Liv
I read this like you were a fan of the US and I was confused for a sec not gonna lie
elijah
yay soccer lore
kandi
the pod set changing with each and every new episode i feel like i'm watching the stages of a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly or something
Kayla
👍🏼
Dominique
I’m in NY so I can’t be so shocked 😭
dellptvhead
hamzah is the freddie of the icarly world 💀
alexa
horrific. do not come to toronto
sofia
skin so clear hmzah
Mia Kay
saying cerave like this is crazy
Sylvia
Watching this off da 🍄
Grace
Hamzah you get sexier every episode. Also 8/10 eye contact this episode good job Hamzah!
Ava Arnett
YESS CONGRATS ON THE APARTMENT BADDIE🙏
Alice Schacher
My cat just fell asleep to this
ro
ayyyy hamzah read my dm!!! (the one asking for soccer stories) he’s fr my twin bc i also fractured my foot playing 😭
liz ׂׂૢ
pleaseee add the mannequin to your corner!!
Lili
Omg speaking of Minecraft. You should check out @snifferish I follow them on TikTok and her builds are INSANE. She uses the chisels and bits mod so her builds are so intricate.
Sam
what a dick move, reneging on a signed lease and then charging you more
joan of arc
hamzah please save us from donald trump and joe biden please
carly chase
i fear that the sports convo was too real esp as someone who was also the only junior on my jv team but … i loved it and miss it even though it was slightly humiliating im glad i didn’t give it up😭
samm dunitz
Let’s all welcome hamzah to niccotine
Mia Kay
you’re so yummy
manda
after watching the debate i’m scared.. more than I was before
hana
just finished the ep. lovely beautiful awesome spectacular let me get 14 of this rn
Izabelle Tewolde
OMG congrats on the new apartment!! So happy for you ❤️
Galeah
Humbug!!
Jana Gamaleldin
Yes u should watch Inside Out 2, it was so wholesome and even made me tear up a little at the end
Slader
For your new apartment podcast corner you definitely should include some sort of taxidermy ❤️
aneya
i would send be sending those landlords death threats
Jennifer !!
Put a regardless sign up on the pod corner
sarah reeves
love u
nhi
“somebody u know very well” LOL traumatizing 😭😭😭
Simore
That’s insane omg what
riley abigail
the screen when he’s talking about a serious topic “🫧👍🏼”
greta
Lithuania mentioned 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🦅🦅🦅
aneya
im not joking my last uber driver's phone died so i had to tell him all the directions and then he tried to convince me to go home with him 😭 meanwhile i was late to my exam
emily
enough room for a cat!!
Lucy
I’m working rn bro
alina
buy smiskis for your new apartment they’re cool
maram
does he have a P.O box?? it would be fun to send new home decor for his new apartment
riley abigail
hamzah omg ur getting finer by the day
iguessitsleanne
That damn thumbs up every 10 seconds😭
im only here for hamzah like
u can put candles in ur corner!
aneya
each episode a new backdrop is unlocked
Melanie
Aaaa omg patreon look changedddd
fiona
playing stardew rn
fiona
president chompppp
bia
hamzah send me my calendar
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
u might have to handcuff ur hands to the chair so the haunted thumbs ups go away
Dominique
US fan here I am in complete shambles for the election 🫠 how’s the rent in Toronto? I don’t wanna be here anymore
Nicole ☆
his thumb is long, wth
Shi
congrats on the move!!
emily
looking like a markiplier set up
hana
LETS GOOOOOOOOO NEW APARTMENT i’m gonna miss the beanie and the makeshift canopy tho
monica
yayyyy no more dishwasher issues
julia
i hope a new cat will be unlocked soon
nhi
haha i will
kenna
chomp has crazy aura #auragoals
Slader
Purge yourself of hats and beanies please 🙏🏽
paige
Ty for the episode 🙏🏼 need it after playing in the sun
gabriela
WOOOOOO!!
Briana A
i just got my first apartment 🎉its raggedy but home i lovw it
Slader
Thank u! 🙏🏽
angie
YAYYYY
Alice Schacher
WOOHOOOO
nell
i can’t compete w this many comments this ep just dropped 17 mins ago PLEASE😖😖
goby !!
also blue is your color hamzah glad we learned this today
skyler 🍎
Whats cookin good lookin
skyler 🍎
You look gorjus
Slader
Congratulations on the new apartment papa 😛
Sam
can you do an update on the editor applications tomorrow? 🙏
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
spellbinding even
Alex
just in time for my dishwashing shift
Andy C.
Nah the whole apartment scandal is actually insane
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
the curls looking mesmerizing ..
ro
it’s like he’s talking to himself locked up in a solitary confinement cell
carly chase
the background is giving 2017 let’s play youtuber very hard😭😭😭👍
hana
babe you are a apart of that gen z 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mykenzie
good mythical evening hamzah 😊
emily
LITERALLYY
Abigail Moon
Hope u feel better!!
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Notice how no one ever thinks about ze European Slushies. What a sick and cruel world …. 🌎
Abigail Moon
vanilla
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
u need to see that one episode in the car from a few weeks back😭😭😭😭
Ethan
Omggg
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
HHS! 🎉🎉
greta
lookin extra scrumptious
nhi
the random thumb ups 😭😭😭
Jennifer !!
👍👍
skyler 🍎
Congrats beautiful
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
I like it it reminds me of a padded cell 🤤
skyler 🍎
Happy hamzah saturday to all those who celebrate
hana
last weekend to be gay hamzah are u celebrating or nah
mari
new pfp so cute 🥲❤️
maisie
bring back the mannequin
giselle
tuning in while cutting up 2 cantaloupes mhm mhm
hana
just woke up and heard i’m at the verge of killing myself that sounds about right
greta
thank you lord
mari
You look beautiful
Abby
Can’t wait for the ddlc episode 😈
diana
HELLO HAMZAH!
Sara Perez
I haven’t watched yet I’m so excited
winny777
are you in the back rooms
jas 🩷
love the complete shift in vibe between this ep and the last one
cande
yesss congrats :)
Briana A
blue is so pretty on hamzah🌈
goby !!
thank you for posting queen, congrats on big life changes!
Bree👩🏻🦰
HAMZAH!
replayesa
this background has absolutely 0 stimulation please fix this asap hamzah
Zafiro
Thank God I felt like I was waiting for a call the entire day
Abigail Moon
I’m literally the same if i hit a vape the poop gates open
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
I fear sleep cannot in fact wait tho…Gute nacht…I will see you in the morgen. 3 AM rn 🤕
Ava
“outgrown that part..” man thats an original experience i fear
Gabrielle
a wonderful floral musk… maybe a little patchouli vanilla action. it’s amazing….
holly
wait ur giving minion
ravi
Don’t vape !!!
vic
Congratulations!! the blue watermark is so nice I love it
Heather
OOC merch restock when?
julie
girl what is with ur bowels 😭😭
Meg Gough
Would love for you to check messages (dm on here) if you ever see this :)
j
can never go wrong with citrus imo…
j
what is this background
Lulu Wilfe
Omg🤤 im early im here for u papa
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
who else happy kicking their feet rn :3333
kenna
HIIIIIIIIII
jaedynsou
a sweet and fresh summer vibe scent
Anna 🍧 [Up...Plotting]
Thank you lord!! New episode HOORAY
Slader
Don’t shoot yourself you too sexy to die 😫😫
jaky
Thank u gorgeous ❤️
holly
omg rip studio apartment u brought us so much joy ❤️
jaky
myrrh & tonka
jay cee houke
hell yeah brother!!! new post!! i can’t watch till later tho 😢 looking forward to it 😋
kaden
who put bro in the corner
carrington
yay hamzah!! congrats on the new apartment! :)
emily
congrats on the new apartment 🙏🏽
Philip Dietrich
Hi Hamzah
Lili
Food just got delivered, I’m SAT AND READY
alina
hamzah’s homeless era has finally come to a close yayayayyy
sonya
yayyy congrats hamzah :)
Madi White
hi hamzah
kaden
let’s freaking go bro!
khalia
it’s ok. we all love whiny hamzah
moleypie
sorry can’t watch rn i’m at work
Pumakitty5678
New Apartment this is big!!
H
Congrats Hamzah!!
da minion
Aaahhhhhh!
Lola
So happy for u well done👊👊
j
heyy hamzahh read any good books lately? 🙂↕️
kota
SLAY
sub00ty
proud of you!
Maya
strawberry
Kasia
Caca and wee wizz
katie paul
omg king of having an apartment (i also just got an apartment twin)
teresa
WE’RE HEREEEEEE
emily
FINALLY
yas
spectacular episode give me 14 of em right now
colette
best birthday gift
leah
Congrats hamzah !!
debora deb
vanilla
parker
good shiz hamzah 😇😇😇
Slader
I’m sick and I needed this
khalia
CONGRATS
Ava Winter
hi
Bibi
HUZZAAAHHH
eloise heeks
something autumnal
Ava
love to see it
nat
Vanilla or coconut fr fr
Emily Sophia
AHHHHHHHHH
Than os
Finally
Ashanti
Omg congratulations hamzah!!!
Mal
Yayyyy 🎂
julie
yooooo
eloise heeks
im at work
jaedynsou
my day just became 1000000x better
Yojana
YES
im only here for hamzah like
im shopping quick what flavor candle should I get
