Hamzah Al-Emad
patreon
98 - Moving Out
🕑 Added 2024-06-07 23:18:36 +0000 UTCYour uber driver pulls over and starts raving about his skims underwear. You're late to your dentist appointment and it smells like shawarma. Not good shawarma, the stuff they scoop from the salad bar, sour tahini, I'm talking to Lazeez on Church st.
PS. the idea of the 30 day was people was from parodying the 75 hards on tiktok
Comments
Alissa Otero
Camping vlog foreshadowing in the beginning 🙈
clementine
i completely relate to the person surrounded by potheads 😭😭 literally everyone im close to in my life is heavily dependent on weed and when i try to mention the fact that it is possible to become addicted to it they shut me down by saying things like "it's just a plant, it helps my anxiety" blah blah blah... all of them smoke while driving/being in the car and it's frustrating because i absolutely HATE the smell of it and i cannot stand being around people who are high out of their minds.. im really excited to move out and get my own place so that i won't have to worry about the smell of weed traveling through the air vent right into my room Every single day 😭
elise
the watcher is crazy i was friends with the girl who lived there when they got the letters
Mrbeast9000
Is the cure to male loneliness skims?
Zoe Harumi
we like the position of the camera...
Slader
Please wear the skims body suit for the 100 ep
maisie
i’m not unemployed but sometimes working in hospitality makes me wish i was
nell
wait the book sounds interesting the way i was waiting for u to talk about what humans do that is against our nature like patreon video essay😛
nell
the thumb popping up is so 😭😭😭like atp im waiting for it to appear
alexa
wait ur challenge things are so good tysm im copying u and tysm for being open abt what ur struggling to make habits of it rlly helps to hear !!!
Sam
this is now the most liked OOC patreon vid 👍🏼
Tasha V
Happy priDEMONth!
Kim Sanchez
sorry I’m late but happy pride month everyone ☝🏻☺️💖🌈
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
the fireworks hahaha
Gizelle M
👍🏽👍🏽
Gizelle M
Hamzah for Skimberly
Gizelle M
Take the nimble gimgle and swindle
june
💭👍
Alice Schacher
the rain is perfect ambiance
alexa
dont change the camera angle NO 😭
jess
hamzah i wantzah 🤯☝🏼
kailyn b
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Skylar
indeed the heat is hot babe
DeTonyeá
the watcher was so underrated, my friends and I watched the entire season in one day
angel
my notes app going crazy after this im gonna be on a rock hard 30 day challenge hamzah thanks !!!
Peanus butter
nuh uh my friend once pranked me by pretending to have morning sickness at work and fully convinced me she got pregnant and the baby daddy was a man in Arizona she found at a thrift store on her trip. She literally had a full fake meltdown, and was chugging water in the back acting like she was to take a pregnancy test. Not to mention i knew her for only a month at that time. Best prank ever, i dropped her ahh 2 years later because unfortunately the line between pathological lying and good old fashioned fun became indiscernible. My homeroom teacher (60F) also made me walk da prank by convincing me i got expelled my senior year during covid. Anyways, happy mammoth hunting, thumbs up pod!
Emily Williams
i definitely didnt forget to like
jen
hamzah have you ever read slaughterhouse five? the theme you talk about at the 20 minute mark is heavily talked about throughout the book, i definitely recommend it
amannynadya
i actually need a car i’ll take it ava
katie paul
good luck king, i just moved into my first big girl apartment alone and i’d rather chew on and ingest a piece of concrete than go through it again
lily
Aren't they scary 😰😰
Abby
once u are showing up to work high u 100% have a problem
alina
am I the only one who constantly gets the anime ads on every slushy noobz or ooc yt video
alina
they smelled your pseudo-flamboyance
alina
I’m late but I am here
Annelie Kamperin
Thx hamzah learned a new word! Coagulate: cause (a fluid) to change to a solid or semisolid state.
Cass M.
the way hamzah completely forgot that homophobia might prevent him from getting an apt or room
Ket
your cadence reminds me of jeff goldblum
jules
the rental market in every major city is actually atrocious so u still did that girl. happy for u!!!!
lucy vaughn
just take a right here i’ll walk the rest of the way
Sam
how about trying the facebook route for a new place? all the places I used to live in were through facebook.
Nes
I cant stop thinking about that comment that said i wanna be on love on the spectrum with him.. it makes sm sense
Dia
Young nudy mentioned 😼
Bwee
I forgot to update my card and missed this episode.... lets see whats in store
jay cee houke
you’re a genius i never would’ve put two and two together
vvan
I just realized the way he was holding his mic triggered the thumbs up animation
vvan
IM TAKING THIS ONE WHEN U GET MY LICENSES 😋🫶
Lo
ur so real, hamzito
vvan
Literally the background is scratching my brain so goodddd
vvan
Love the car podcast. Keep it up and use it as a tax write off.
jen
👍🏽…👍🏽…👍🏽
lily
Yess maybe a babbling brook
lily
only acceptable response
lily
I feel so special I graduated highschool Thursday and you read my advice about my crazy brother I'm soaring like a bird 🗣🗣🐦
lana
faking being gay to get an apartment is so crazy 😂😂😂
emily
looking yourself up on pinterest is INSANE
colette
whatever you say handsome
Analia Mendoza
My dumbass tried to press on it
Jenna
frutiger aero episode
kelz
that’s how much i’m enjoying u ramble, GOOD EPISODE 👍
kelz
if only i could like this video as many times as the thumbs up icon popped up on the screen
sierra
interesting use of digress
Ayev
Hamzah is a thought son
Shelia
Same weed straight up gave me psychosis😭
Shelia
DAMMIT this was a really good episode 👍
mary
i was going to disagree with the girls are bad at pranking but my april fools joke was pretending to get in a car crash half a month after getting my license
Nashita
I didn’t pay attention to single thing you said, I was just beefing with that ominous ass thumbs app icon
Mykenzie
when he was talking about moths a moth flew right in front of me and landed on my window sill 😭😭😛
Farah Sharaiha
I think he just thinks it’s a fancy word for marriage
thog
Me watching this 👍
jay cee houke
when you said doin donuts in the crib that made me giggle
jay cee houke
elope means to run away and get married so i’m confused what you think it meant lmaoo
sky
ive never been pranked so idk BUTT ur grindset is insane i gotta lock in fr. very inspiring episode. also if u have a ds u should mod it
liv
LIBERAL AHH OVERWATCH
liv
hamzah i’m a 4 minute drive from the turkish embassy in ottawa if u don’t come visit me im going to be upset
Lili
But Houston prices have sky rocketed so it’s a rly good price tbh
Lili
Oh no not Toronto. I unfortunately live in Texas HAHA
Ayev
I'll sell it to you amannynadya
Krysten
“Alright that’s enough” (with the thumbs up) when he finally noticed but it’s been going on the whole time 🤣🤣 (I thought it meant that ppl were liking the pod as I watched)
amannynadya
gonna need proof next pod episode if this happens LMAO
Ayev
If their new sponsor is zocdoc I'll sell my car
amannynadya
this is such a great episode i loved this sm making dua ur house application gets accepted hamzah 🎉🎉🎉
amanda
thumbs up!!
maddie
playing my singing monsters while listening to this
Vivian
when he said do your healthy shake in the morning i thought he was talking about like some sort of funky stretch like maybe turbulance or something but i was mistaken.
amannynadya
we’re all in our cars right now! where are you guys going we might see eachother on the road 😄
Walter
Eating chicken tenders and mashed potatoes while watching 🙏🙏🙏
Ayev
Thumbs the fuck up or whattt
sara
i dont understand functional smokers the first and last time i went into an establishment high it was a chic fila and i got a cookie and i felt more insecure than ive ever felt in my whole life i thought everyone in there thought i was stupid and weird
jules
in toronto???!!!! girl u won the housing lottery omg
jules
nah toronto landlords be asking the most fr. if i gotta give you a handwritten wax sealed letter with personal pics signed with a kiss, and a chance to meet my whole ancestral lineage?? yup idc we fighting now 😹😹
im only here for hamzah like
is he rlly cosplaying
Ashlie Mason
dropping out of college at 19 is the best age to do it fr
elijah
do a fishing podcast like from ur twitch days
im only here for hamzah like
all pride 24 we doing jenkum
Sara Perez
I didn’t order a Uber
Sara Perez
😭
maren young
👍
esme
new pod episode and a cayman jack it doesn’t get better than this
olivia
u should do another moving/packing vlog like your last one !!
Ava
loveeee this guy!! great stuff guy!
paula
hi hamzah can u pls post the photos u used so we can visualize your conscious attempt at queerbaiting thank u hope u get the apartment the housing search scaries r real affffff
Dominique
No bc I’m drunk and it was freaking me out every time
Daniel McAbee
Hey Hamzah, two things. One, pls pls give us a photo dump of those app photos. Two, you should look into some of the scholarly critiques of Harari's Sapiens. One great one was written by Gesa Mackenthun called "Planters of Doom and Playful Gardner's." Worth a look!
lnburn
you have the queerbait license so its ok
june
the fireworks going off mid talking about the ed prank please
Maya 🤓
👍
Paris Hardy
Mrs Puff! 💨
Paris Hardy
I think it’s skype or whatever platform he’s using to record.
Dominique
Next episode take it to the dining room of a Church’s chicken
im only here for hamzah like
wtf is this bubble w the like emoji
im only here for hamzah like
the bubble that popped up w the like emoji in it was so scary.
paige
THE FIREWORKS GOING OFF HELP ME IM IN TEARS
Ms.tootie3
Praying your queerbaiting wins them over tn 🙏
aubrey
hamzah a lil slvtty talkin bout his panties like i wear skims too let me rant about it so u can imagine it too
aubrey
i rmr seeing that video before i was a fan and i couldn’t stop laughing
aubrey
shout out to frank’s friends mom
brylie
I’m not liking the video leave me alone
Malorie Keylon
thank u hamzah <3 i love hearing ur wisdom
Jennifer !!
It’s raining water okay now do the tyla dance
casey
thanks to you hamzah i will be dropping out, thanks!!
Ms.tootie3
Baby you’re a 👍👍 come on let your colours burst 🎆🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐾
alyssa
am having a horrible day thank you for this
Lili
Wait are you saying this as bad or good? I can’t tell HAHAHA
eeveentually
cosplaying as a gay man during pride month for an apartment is crazyyy but I need to know if you committed to the bit and tried to keep up the charade when you met him in person 😭
des tiny
nice stuff hamzah! dont worry- i was actually a fan of the accidental thumbs up and the pitter patter of the rain was quite nice :)
aa
Ending the pod with a very brief Matt Maltese solo was a very nice touch and really pulled the episode together. Thank u
yadira
yay.
Lili
YEAH
Ashley Endean
Smoked weed everyday for like 4 years. I was stupid, lazy, and unconcerned 😔. Absolutely changed my life when I quit almost 2 years ago!!!
Lucia
hamzah i actually need you to get shorter shorts. please . thank you
Andi
do you plan to ever move out of Canada?
Peanus butter
PANTZ: IN CROTCHES: OUT 😧
mxsfit!
queerbaiting on pride month 😕
zahra
bye now 👋🏾
hia
does hamzah reply?
hia
happy pride month ❤️
mxsfit!
released 48 mins ago and its 48 mins long 🫨🫨
aria
blud knew we needed a break from the sterile white walls of the studio time out corner
mari
curls look so good YASSZZZ
Grace
I’m disappointed too 😔
mari
Perfect for my walk time 😌😍
buzitz
Podcast at some river would be great
alyssa 𐙚
another summer spent in a moving truck 🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥
qweencalliope
nimble on the gimble
Ursula Ahmar
the constant thumbs up…. how it took him almost 15 mins to finally notice… the fireworks. im crying
buzitz
Love the scenery
katrina
ok i am unemployed and im gonna lock in swear also I know exactly what dragon growing inside the house he is talking about i remember that book it kind of freaked me out
Grace
Hi Hamzah pls move to Oregon <3 love you king
zahra
what isn’t measured isn’t managed is a bar and low-key is deep therapy lore …
mima
wait $1600 a month?
Nia
i was so confused by the thumbs up thing at the beginning
hana
can’t watch this rn bc i’m abt to go to work but slay miss that shirt badddddd
vic
if you’re moving out wouldn’t it be the 5th place you’ve lived in since you started the podcast?
Analia Mendoza
IM AT DISNEYLAND RN I WISH I CAN WATCH THIS
Lili
The apartment thing is so real though because I found the most perfect, gorgeous apartment. 2 bed with study for less than $1600 and I just can’t do it right now because I don’t have the money :( it’s in such a good area too
Ursula Ahmar
😔 less croch
Melanie
you should do the podcast in a park or outside sometime maybe next to a river idk
serena
I hope you get that place though! Very exciting 🤞
Lili
HAHAHAHA
Melanie
first (ik im not first)
Ashley Endean
Patreon said my boi needs to get his likes up. Solution? Boof ass bubble
H
Happy Hamzah Friday 😃🤞
Lucy
The background reminds me of Frutiger Aero
Mykenzie
good mythical afternoon hamzah
clown
wow the thumbs up bubble really adds to the scenery in the background 🌅
Hattie
i remember my friends ganged up on me and pranked me by saying they killed their neighbour by accidently pushing him off a cliff and killing him idk why i believed them but i did and when they told me it wasnt real i got super mad and reported all their instagram accounts for bullying
jo t
👍
Ashley Endean
Oh sorry ***big boy****
khalia
this haircut and short combo is reminding me of past hamzah idk
Ashley Endean
Baby boy is SKIM sponsored
khalia
ella don’t crash please ELLAAAA
iguessitsleanne
One time this dude pranked me by telling me my friend died in a car accident. I was like " wow guys great prank😐"
Olivia Spornitz
I love the setting
brylie
Thank you king for freeing me from a dance recital
JohnDoe
Madeline argy ahhh set up 😂😂😂😂😂
skyler 🍎
Why do you keep Derping
serena
Hamzah the poet
kai peraza
home as i just got out of work
jaky
park 😁
katrina
thumbs up
manda
just got on my lunch at work perfect timing:)
aa
7 minutes in and 13 thumbs up bubbles… boy-😭
serena
Boy what are these bubbles appearing on my screen
ella 🧃
WE ARE ALL IN OUR CARS RIGHT NOW! where are you guys going we might see each other on the road 😄
Rana
loving the view!
ana🎆
you must have known my bday is on monday😍😋
mortalsugimoto
enlope
laura
What are those thumbs up bubbles 😂😂😂
Jennifer !!
Haiii Hamzah
jaky
Why did you make me press play 😾
haley
bachelor means a man who has not married! so yes, you are a bachelor
lyn
suns out, thumbs out! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Lili
This is kinda crazy because I’m also in my car right now
darla
freshzah
sofia
the thumbs up bubble LOLLL
santos14
Why thumb up
Lili
WOOOOOOOOOO 🤘 living and loving for this so much
aneya
will something special happen on episode 100 will martin do the solo pod
roro
what is that like bubble doing there
Estrella 🍇
studying for my finals, your voice is like lofi study sounds. you look great hamzah!
michelle buss
👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️👍‼️
lyn
do a giveaway for the skims one piece for us, i need a reason to stay hamzah
lane
ghosted my bf to watch this ❤️
Julie !
the thumbs up that kept popping up sent me LMFAOO
Adam
what the hell is that bubble
Ashlie Mason
send skims pics
aneya
my lullaby before slumber 🫶
Elin
Wtf is up with the bubbles 😭
Ashlie Mason
your hair looks so pwetty
Gabrielle
skims underwear go crazy… i can’t lie….
cande
ur hair looks really good
zahra
19 comments alr dang are y’all on standby
mariajose
let’s gooooooo
monica
your shirt is very wrinkled
Ursula Ahmar
Why does it look like a green screen background 😭 did you get your car inside the studio somehow
Soma
I love lazeez shawarma
char
watch this australian rap battle it reminds me of you and Martin 02:00-04:00 https://youtu.be/3FWoC9JXJgs?si=7x7lFxSy7ognOFGP
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
hamzah inna car 🫨
Nicole ☆
just got outta the movies and got this special notification, also you stole my last 5$ so i had no choice 😪
Sophia E.
I work at Lazeez on Church St…
shae
ay guey
Ursula Ahmar
Oooh new location unlocked
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no podcast and driving boy
ella 🧃
felt the aura of this video right when i opened my phone
brooke brown
bruh y r the doors locked let me out
mortalsugimoto
I mean this sounds like the exact Uber experience I want
carrington
ah yes just in time for my girl dinner
Isha Saravanan
i love you
sarah
hiding in the bathroom at work to watch this 🙂↕️
monica
Yayy change of scenery
zoey
hello
Jenna
happy Hamzah day
Adam
i’m your uber driver get in
Lucy
Wowzzzz
Andrea
👍
skyler 🍎
Yayyy happy hamzah friday!!!!
