97 - Five Nights at Fish's

freya

i love you crazy dream girl! i unfortunately relate

andrea

it’s Ankara, it has been for a 100 years but i do feel like as a society when we think of the capital we think of Istanbul

andrea

mi sono fatto i cianconi grazie hamzah

Kat Yi

Your first pronunciation of don katsu was really good I was caught off guard

mimi

plot twist, shes ur sister

Rex Harrington

amazon prime Does offer pharmaceutical shipping. my partner gets their medication from their delivery

yas

i'm no longer watching these in chronological order

kt rose

thumbs up

ash

the goal setting advice is so real, what happened with covid is proof of it

Cass M.

take us to yemen

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

reveal the hair

DawgInMe

same this really made me feel stuff especially the whole “planning for the future” part. normally the advice segment is just like a mind snack but I’m actually so touched by hamzahs advice this ep

june

this one had a little...kick to it..

Marty

DUNCAN TRUSSELL MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ that man literally got me into podcasts. (midnight gospel also 🔛🔝)

Malorie Keylon

“i’ve never had any ramen so disgusting it tasted like feet. but it was still good”

Ashlie Mason

here to say i got the notification for this episode after i smoked and was feeling torn between staying home in my comfy bed to watch this (as I usually do) or challenging my social anxiety by going out with friends (which I usually don't) AND I DID THE LATTER! so... feeling like this semi-parasocial relationship is deluding me into being the better version of my adult self so ty hamzah

Emily Sophia

why didn’t i get the notification for this im LATE 😭

Kenz

naur jail stuff is so real & scary … you’ll be okay if it’s first offense but probably will have to pay heLLA

khalia

the shadow is scaring me… get rid of it!

zeynep

maybe I misheard but hamzah istanbul is not the capital of turkey

blerp

what leftist news channel do you tune into even

sofí

to the person with disturbing dreams: trust me, those dreams are way more common than u think. as someone with ocd i have had scary dreams related to my worst fears and the hardest thing to learn is that trying to make them stop or thinking about it too much will make them come back stronger. if you're struggling mentally that may make it worse because it stays in your head longer, whereas other people will wake up, say "oh that was weird" and forget about it. dreams are normal and have no basis in reality, it's just monkey brain. hope this helps fr

Dalal

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buzitz

Hello Hamzah

g4briiell4

i would love to receive advice from hamzah in person, he’s so real and raw i think i’d cry

jules

omg wth my sister’s friend is also having a wedding in turkey in aug lmaoo

ree

our hammy is so wise

mxsfit!

when hamzah repeatedly hit himself with the plastic container…i felt that

mxsfit!

justice for fish and carl they did nothing wrong

Sam

Hamzah making too much eye contact this episode

Ayev

Fuck u kno bout tori Amos

lila

its genuinely crazy how most of the advice segment was related to transitioning into adulthood and how to deal with the uncertainty of it since that's exactly what i'm going through too. i feel a lot less alone. love u hamzah wonderful episode!!!!

Dia

if ur still in turkey in August u should pull up to my best friends wedding 😸😸

aneya

still vote tho

lelu

great now u can actually meet up with hasan in turkey

colette

hamzah can you wear the hat i sent you 😣😹

iguessitsleanne

same

iguessitsleanne

The person that sent in the last confession genuinely sounds like they have ocd. Intrusive thoughts are a symptom which can affect dreams as well.

iguessitsleanne

Dude I could talk for hours about how history always repeats and the similarities between today and the 1960's-70's. There's a reoccurring cycle of class consciousness with a conservative push back, every 20-30 years. There was the 1960's (antiwar, civil rights), 1980's (reagan, evangelical movement), 1990's (anticapitalism, punk), 2000's (bush, satanic panic). Sorry history is my hyper fixation lol.

thog

Pls don’t go to prison ☹️

hana

the average human yearns for the nostalgia of hitchhiking

hana

i need to start making up beef to get on the advice segment fr

hana

i love when hamzah realises he’s rambling and immediately starts to lock in bc me too tbh like a bitch lives to yap!!!

iguessitsleanne

I third this

cande

the ending confession is definitely something !!!

r d

I love falling asleep to your podcast but don’t love waking up to the blaring outro (plz can you lower it plz god)

lana

watch someone clip hamzah out of context saying ‘I masturbated with a chicken wing while having a conversation with my cousin’

Ella

History’s Timeline by Jane Cook, published in the 80s so it’s just used copies online

Jenna

Played this at my pre game and scared the hoes

nat

what do you know about Tori amos boy

serena

It also does look like you’re gonna serenade us while playing the keyboard

Peanus butter

boy ur a jailbird and that ramen combo was your death row meal good day! maybe new mugshot merch? spend money to make money? my eyes kind of blurred for a sec watching and I flinched at your shadow because I thought it was a ghost. I gotta get off reddit. What a treat this was! Thx

KC

book name pls?

Galeah

Humbug 😛

j

omg just in time for pride month ❤️❤️❤️ so caring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

paige

the ending confession???? what the fuck did I just hear

softplead

IM UR UBER DRIVER GET IN!

eloise heeks

oookay this reply won the internet 😂😂😂

eloise heeks

when i was little i hated apologizing so much bc of the feeling of shame, so i would opt for time out instead everyyyy time

metaversebitch

I can't believe that after that last confession, all I want to know is where u got the tori amos shirt?

Sylvia

Go to Ajisen Ramen on Yonge 🙏 you will not regret it

Elena

u should watch midnight gospel...... lit ass show made by duncan trussell and the creator of adventure time

aa

I used to purposely get myself put in time out in grade 3 when my teacher would wheel in those tvs and play fkn Thomas the tank. I hate that guy sm😭 I acted bad so my teacher would send to the back of the class and turn my back to the tv and I’d just doodle instead lol

Jaelyn Fletes

i second this

alyssa 𐙚

south korean women actually have a "four no's" movement where they basically refuse to marry and have sex with men in protest of them being incels. it's actually effective cause I think a school in one of their cities has no 1st grade class.. good for them..

Young M.D

Hamzah just brought this and it’s so good bro.

Young M.D

Fr😭

jules

my coworker has a grand larceny amount worth of unpaid parking tix here in toronto and he told me if it’s those privately owned lots, you should be fine. he’s also been committing insurance fraud for years so maybe he knows what he’s talking about or not idk

kelz

hamzah pls pay off those parking tickets let my $5 this month be apart of that

Ella

I just bought a book that gives an overview of the last 40,000 years of civilization bc it brings me so much comfort that humans have been doing the same stupid shit since the beginning of time

aubrey

i will cashapp u $5 💕🥹

ele

Everytime people mention timeout I just think of a white little kid facing the wall in a chair

poopsparkle

4B MOVEMENT???? KOREA MENTION???? 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷WTF IS A UNITED NATION???🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌊🌊🌊

g

No literally It’s such a random duo , I LOVE DUNCAN

maxie

Slay frank ocean

aubrey

i really stand by saying that someone should animate hamzah’s little church’s chicken incident

poopsparkle

prob my last episode. i will miss ur motivational talks and advice. the $5 dollars are going to be sacrificed again when i get a good job and get PAID 🤑🤑 #trust i will be back🙏 keep me in ur memories guys and maybe telepathic messages?? so i telepathically hear and watch hamzahs podcasts thank you very much. ok bye love y’all😘

lily

Girl GO HAVE FUN

poopsparkle

aww the ultrasound pics in the back 🥰🥰 glad the twins are doing good and ur pregnancy is going smoothly!!👏👏😘 love u so much bunchkin 🎂🥹

aubrey

every time you post, i ovulate

lily

Naoo send him to jail jail podcast 🗣🗣

lily

I think they were saying it would be permanent in the shop eventually bit I could be wrong

prabs

the prank is reminding me of that office episode when angela left her cat cam on and was caught licking her cats clean😭🤣

lily

Undercover insult

Ashley Endean

Yes and imagine Clancy interviewing Slushy Noobz 😂😂😂

lily

Last confession please get to a doctor or a therapist if you can, I totally relate to discusting dreams that don't match my feelings at all and go against my morals and I should probably do something about it too 😰 don't feel too bad because I also have dreams very similar to that

aubrey

we need season 2!

Ashley Endean

Laughing out loud at the airport over the dream confession oh my god 😭

Hamzah Al-Emad

Oh gosh

olivia

babe i need you to know amazon already does prescriptions

Nicole ☆

i miss the old set up but i am proud of how far you’ve gone 🙏😪

chrischeano

eating my houston tx hot chicken while listening to this 😋

liv

me about to walk the streets of ottawa to find martin

Alice Schacher

best time of the week

zahra

something cool i heard today 4 person worrying about long term goals is to have a general vision and think about what the world you want to see around you on your deathbed. hope that makes things better and does not make it worse

tracy

seeing that you have been foaming at the mouth it makes sense you spat at a girl as a kid

Holly

Pretty sure Amazon does deliver medications….

Ashley Endean

It’s always amazing to me that Joe Rogan is friends with the creator of Midnight Gospel 😭😭😭😭

Ashley Endean

Hamzah have you seen Midnight Gospel

Ashley Endean

BOIIII DUNCAN TRUSSELL’S PODCAST IS THE MIDNIGHT GOSPEL PODCAST

Ashley Endean

YES I LOVE DUNCAN TRUSSEL

jasmijn

that whole prank story made my entire body tense up i kinda want to kill my self so you dont need to

alina

i choked on my wingstop listening to the ending confession

aneya

turkey?? hasan stay vigilant

Ms.tootie3

Seconding the Don Miguel Ruiz books, four agreements completely changed my idea of perfection & they’re easy to read

amannynadya

as they should !!!!

zahra

reminds me of the low birth rates in korea women just don’t fw men anymore

brylie

Ok ibs king (basically I’m saying you’re infact the shit AND the fart, not that you actually have ibs. Unless you do, which in that case I’m sorry if I was being insensitive and I’m here to support you and your tummy trouble journey)

vivi

can't wrap my head around how that graphic on ur tshirt kinda looks like you on the nettspend google search ss

amannynadya

some people aren’t even meaning well with posting that ai image they’re just using it as a get out of jail card it pisses me off so bad

Ms.tootie3

I can’t it hurts

Ashley Endean

Need a night-vision vlog of Hamzah trying to spend a night with Carl and Fish

vivi

4B movement babes x

brylie

I could feel your aura 30 minutes before this was posted bro chill

angie

also will the old ooc merch ever get restocked or is that a delusional dream i had

angie

i ascend every time I hear this intro

amannynadya

bro i miss that damn vandalised mannequin wtf

conny 🤠

luv hearing ur thoughts on my way home from work lol anyways i agree that trump is gonna win sadly im not even going to vote since it wont matter

Hamzah Al-Emad

Nooo please sit down

Ms.tootie3

Buttne/ballne survivors rise up!

zahra

if u have istanbul recs plz drop them 🙏🏾

amannynadya

TÜRKİYE MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 (im actually really jealous i wanna go)

zahra

wait am going turkey 2 omg!also last week of june see you there

monica

Are you ever going to show ur haircut

sub00ty

nahhhh i feel like biden will win

Ashley Endean

Boi don’t play with me 😏

Ms.tootie3

Will u reunite with the MasterChef Mehmet in turkey plzz

Hamzah Al-Emad

One day ☝️

Catie

I got my wisdom teeth removed recently and I’m trying to distract myself from the pain 😔 thanks for this

Bwee

Every time i watch the patreon episodes, it feels like one of those class assignments being paired up with a random classmate

amannynadya

hi hamzahs shadow i am now watching you instead

fargo

I take it back

Hamzah Al-Emad

This is weird 🙏

im only here for hamzah like

omg why did u hit the bin do u have ocd icabnragrbehdansbdha

fargo

fargo

Not watching with in 2x speed makes me feel slow in the brain

im only here for hamzah like

I feel like i'm watching the brave little toaster

zahra

what’s scaring me is the accuracy of those spookytube comments bcz you actually do have a radio voice wuuut

alina

i keep staring at the hat

lauren cincurak

Tori Amos t shirt!

Ursula Ahmar

hamzah please for the love of god use our 5 dollars to pay your parking tickets you're stressing me out

Lucy

trying to watch this at work.. AGAIN

aneya

is that hat glued to ur head until the skinfade grows out

zahra

hai i would love an ooc merch hoodie restock 😁

brylie

Can’t believe Mandy made you a nepo baby

serena

Yeah I would’ve taken that prank story to the grave 💀💀

ciara

feeling nervous.

michaela

wait can i ask if u like mint chocolate

zoey

what an interesting prank idea.. 😊 creative mind at work!

im only here for hamzah like

I didnt eat for 6 days waiting for u to post😒 just to eat while watching u now 😭I can feast big ayeeee 😏😍😍🤝

bunny

pls bring back the crooked frames i miss them

Bwee

I don't pay $5 for you to have these unpaid parking tickets. Get on it now!

hia

i love the episode descriptions it genuinely feels like we're in his head

Gabrielle

zoom therapy set up

zoey

bruh. u calling me out 😭 i have thunder thighs n like a sIvtty waist but <333 😕

bunny

i believe in u girl, good luck <3

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

hamzah your skin is glowing rn

Ms.tootie3

No song from hamzah saleh today :(

serena

Happy Friday! This temp setup is great! it feels like I’ve been called to the principal’s/counselor’s office at school😀

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

saur excited for the new setup and new era

bunny

peepeepoopoo

im only here for hamzah like

girll uno u my pizza bae

Ashley Endean

My confession never gonna make it in the pod fr

emily

why does the shadow have me scared like Peter pans evil shadow

sas

i am very drunk but why does this look ai

shae

love u twin <3

kenna

why do u keep laughing like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bwee

Hello gorjus ladies of the patreon! How are the gorjus ladies today?

Emily

Are you being held captive

Ursula Ahmar

hello beuritful

trap queen immy

Wow nice hat…. that better not be real though… Zooted👏

Analia Mendoza

Im at six flags rn you always post when im busy😭😭😭

shae

i was just tinking bout u

ana🎆

it’s not going too well😣

ana🎆

this is perfect i’m in the middle of trying to make biscuits

poppy

new set up is soooo incredibly lit

qweencalliope

hammmmy :))

Monet Dennis

yay a new episode notification right after i finished my blunt

Ava

HELLOOO

mariem

yayyyy

Ailyn

Have a good weekend everyone !

mimi

first

moleypie

Say happy birthday to me for my bday tomorrow. Thanks !

nat

thank you hamzah

adelaide

new set up 🎉🎉

Bibi

HUZZAHHHH

day

im woke

kenna

hello sweetie

shae

spooooooopy

Ethan

Omg