Hamzah Al-Emad
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96 - Podcaster For a Day
🕑 Added 2024-05-25 00:38:50 +0000 UTCIncoherent ramblings from a sweaty man who hasn't slept in his bed for 4 days. I'm hiding a low taper fade under this hat thats what all the hype is about.
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Nahal🇮🇷
the vape and coffee okay europeannnnn
mari
syphilis instead of sisyphus
andrea
watching this as my before bed asmr
giny
HAMZAH I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE WITH WALMART it always showed the four middle schools and what each grade needed #peak -salem i’m using my gfs patreon sorry for no extra $5
jimena jimenez 🧸🤍
does hamzah have his own paetron
ash
the church’s chicken story is actually insane what😭 HOW does bro keep ending up in these situations
chloe’
finally catching up on these lets goo
angeles_a
that church's chicken story was very scary & i might have nightmares ngl
Kendall
saying i’m addicted to moving in silence into a podcast mic is crazy
Susana
was high af days ago and i had to watch your pod to keep myself sane
jaky
can you post so i can shower please
zahra
😭 syphilis
im only here for hamzah like
post Now im tryna eat im sohungry I need ur post or I wont eat I cant eat without u please hurry im gonand jdmdie
Shi
Stop hiding the fade!! Or else!
Margo
I love how you say Sisyphus’s name
Liberti Garcia
😮
Andi
please do more podcast/youtube vids with claire she’s genuinely so funny and i love her so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
hia
can't wait to put the calendar up at my big girl job office 😊
mxsfit!
upgraded to patreon i have ascended in slushy status 😏
deeksha
came back here to say i got the merch (the red one with age-regressed martin and hamzah) god bless!
abbey
i watch kai cenat a lot more than id like to admit ngl
Analia Mendoza
Spent 94 dollars for the merch pls notice me hamzah! You viewed my story on insta 😭🙏🙏
serena
And happy bday slushy noobz! Excited to receive my ultrasound hoodie🤞
serena
I loved the school supply lists. Also being caught in a church’s chicken sounds terrifying, I could never be a podcaster for a day😞 thank you Hamzah for taking on this burden
dzenana
oh no i was lying ab my heart rate to avoid that embarrassment i convinced myself i did it wrong
hana
i've been tuning into the podcasts during my jogs and its like a little treat to me now... motivators wished they were u... viva la gym!!
Sam
bro why are you sitting through ads when you've got an useless prime sub
Edie
It’s a little button on the Patreon app that looks like an envelope, it’s easier to find on computer or iPad than it is on phone 🫶
Edie
Just spent $60 (shipping included) on a broback martin calendar and I don’t regret it one bit
jazz
I’m pretty sure you DM them to the OOC insta!
jazz
I missed out on the signed pic I’m heartbroken rn 💔 got the brokeback calendar though, happy anniversary! 🎂
Lydia
tysm for shipping to nz :3 happy birthday slushynoobz
Jaywent2pluto
Holy moley
Zafiro
Happy slushy anniversary I don't have any more money to spare for merch you took my last 5 dollars sorry bro🎉🎂🎈🎈🙌
Yaki
got my merch! i got the birthday cake tee!🎂❤️
gushyslushy
Just got my slushy noobz calendar 🙌🙌🙌
maisie
anyone else cop the hoodie? i have no money left but it was worth it😊🙌
Lip🧛♀️
Guys does anyone know how to send in confessions? Bc I feel like an old woman trying to figure out😭😭
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I got the framed photo! happy one year my noobz.
Analia Mendoza
So true ive been waiting since 6 am 😭😭 its now 2 pm…
goob
Hello Hamzah. You have a little website that needs attention. Just a little longer? Heh. It hath been.
Hiccup
freaking drop the password already
Kyle Vaccaro
You look very fit Hamzah!
Ava
saved this for my chipotle 🔥😍💕
DeTonyeá
I forgot about the school supply lists, that was my favorite part about going back to school
Shauna Murphy
Get a ac unit Toronto summers are no joke.
DeTonyeá
truly committed to wearing a beanie, even in the summer😭
Rana
YESS U SHOULD WATCH CHALLENGERS!!! ITS SO GOOD
mary
advice for the starbucks barista: dye your hair, get a disney tattoo, and become a they/them. I think something about it automatically makes you become goated at making starbucks drinks?
Amukta Gantalamohini
Literally have plans today to play tennis with my friends
lana
Sorry I just had to say that it’s Sisyphus not syphilis 😂💀
mary
he’s tryna have a enemies to lovers arc with hasan istg 😒
thog
Watch challengers
Ursula Ahmar
the coffee tasting like cigarettes is so real
aubrey
i really wish that someone would animate your church’s chicken visit
thog
Yipeee
Zak French
IMAGINE IF HAMZA HAD A LOW TAPER FADE
Preeths
it's always like ur attacking me directly
manda
I work at a coffee shop and whenever we rinse the grinds out of the brewer it always smells like wet cigarettes so it made me giggle when you said your coffee taste like cigarettes now
Veronica Minuti
aw don't be shy, show the hair !!!!
Analia Mendoza
This week was my last full week of being a sophmore before finals so thank you for posting tdy👅🙏 I HOPE YOU CAN GET TO MY ADVICE SOON😣
Analia Mendoza
FOR REAL😣😣
asmaa
its stressing me out that you dk the mikayla nogueira lore!!! she was the one that said try being an influencer for a day and theres videos of her talking without her accent. she also got in trouble for reviewing a mascara and then putting falsies on, pretending its mascara. Makes sense you dk her tho cus she’s a big makeup tiktoker
J swizzy
Do you think he knows the difference between Sisyphus and Syphilis
asmaa
his eyes didn’t take a break once
amber
issa metaphor
yuji
come on give the code srsly -_-
esme
watch challengers!! i’ve seen it twice with my trio 😊
jules
wooow no early merch code or a lil patreon sneak peek? do you still love us even ☹️
esme
listened to the episode while on a run! thank u hamzah
Ashlie Mason
what would this small world do without you </3
Simrit
at the gym rn using this as motivation 💪🏽💪🏽
lyn
as someone with an addictive personality i try to channel it into other things like running and posting on strava for validation. at least that way i get something out of it other than lung cancer
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
i couldn’t tell if your hat was meant to be straight the entire video
Bwee
The walmart in my small town also had the school supply list according to what school you went to. They had a whole display
liz ׂׂૢ
i paused my game to be here 🎮
cande
u should definitely watch challengers and give us ur review after, its so good trust 🙏
Peanus butter
bruh me too, I smoked like 4 a day but a coworker clocked a cig stench off me after I just smoked and I got so embarrassed I skipped my way to the shop and grabbed a vape and told everyone I quit fuck naw
Bwee
Why were you trying to kick Nick? :( what did he do?
colette
thoughts on the new clairo and pinkpantheress songs???
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
i did the cigarette thing to “quit” and i ended up smoking loads and now i’m vaping again 🙂
im only here for hamzah like
I want to ask u to answer my question but I dont wanna be annoying or anything
Peanus butter
u finally reaching to hasan reminds me of those scary ass radio waves nasa announces they’ve received that were sent a billion years ago like who was fardin up there a million years ago???
Zafiro
Im so excited for the slushy anniversary I feel like I'm 8 years old and going to a birthday party #regressing
Bwee
Why do the good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time...
im only here for hamzah like
the girls should aask for permission before filming
im only here for hamzah like
you look good hamzaahh keep up your good work you're doing very good your skin looks good too bro and don't think you deserve to be punished you are good just keep growing healthily 💜 silly
Bwee
Dont vape! Just smoke cigarettes! :)
Ms.tootie3
I said it many years ago and I’ll say it again; Zayn!! Please don’t smoke, it will destroy your lovely voice 🧎♀️😭
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
wtf are invoices
Janelle
I’m not going to hit you through the phone hamzah just get your shit together
Baydan
you’re strong cuz if i got seen eating alone, recorded, saw a lady crying, got a drink poured on me, and then have an order completed wrong i’d stay in bed for two weeks
erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
just back from work rolling a j n watching hamzah i love fridays
deeksha
hamzah pls at least say what time merch is being released tmrw it’s least you can do for ur loyal chicken sandwich buyers 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
emily flor
Hamzah please watch Challengers it’s not like Saltburn at all it’s good &the characters are actually complex. Even if you’ve watched the trailers I think you will be surprised because it’s a different movie than it initially seems like. I think it’s Zendaya’s best performance, but Josh O’Connor &Mike Faist make the movie imo
emily
I was taking notes the whole podcast and they got deleted when the patreon app closed accidentally. this may be that karma thing you were talking about
Maddie
strava is the devil
laura
I wanna see the low taper fade so badly
johana ruiz
next podcast: influencer day in the life
brylie
Queen what’s the website password, I’m done guessing 😒
adeliya
GOOGLE NOSE stop i thought i imagined that whole thing i fell for it so hard was sniffing my ipad screen w my sister fully convinced it was real ..
Kk
Wow. Not you switching up about Hasan after gaining his attention. I get it though, honestly.
aneya
not the backtracking jcole who
Subah Kamal
I spat when you said syphilis bro im so sorry but its sisyphus.
alina
pls throw away the cigarettes boi
maisie
i have work tomorrow and if i miss it i’ll cry
Ashlie Mason
will there be photocards plz </3
maisie
my dad has been cutting down how much he smokes per day by using this box thing that locks and you set a timer for how long it’s locked! it’s been v helpful for him
alyssa 𐙚
boy you got your demographic wrong if you think we're watching kai cenat
Faith
Cheeky lad
Ms.tootie3
We can see that bowl of sweet treats u cheeky git
liv
the nicotine coffee combo is SO real and probably one of the biggest reasons I can't quit. a cup of coffee and my banana ice pod is truly one of the best pleasures in life. saw someone say we as a society need to put all of our efforts into making cigarettes that are good for you and i wholeheartedly agree
Faith
Not knowing the time for if u do release merch tomorrow has my timbers shivered I can NOT MISS
Ashley Endean
I would bet the coffee tastes like cigarettes because you correlate coffee with cigarettes now. Your little addict brain needs a cigarette every time you have a coffee now.
Ashley Endean
I can never give up the way a coffee and cigarette cleanses my colon. I will smoke forever idc.
Soma
Its also not “Nettspend”
fargo
Whose bed you been in ?! 🤨
mari
The churches chicken story…how do these things happen to you…😭
chloe’
tell me why i forgot it’s friday
michaela
time for merch king ? 😁
mari
Like
Lily M
i saw u vape
alina
do we get first dibs on merch??…….. plsplsplsps
brooke brown
ive been trying to guess the password. it’s not Adonis
Sam
🗣️ somebody service hamzah!
gushyslushy
hashtag excited for tomorrow 💦🌊
brooke brown
it makes me nervous by association
paige
Um! I can smell through the screen and I'd appreciate if you showered next time xx
emily
please haircut reveal or what are my beautiful 7.50 Canadian dollars even good for
khalia
watching your eyes look everywhere at everything all at once is such an experience
aneya
that’s lost to the void
6rim3eapr
I respect you for still being semi-sane in a hot apartment i’d go a lil crazy
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i got a haircut today also!
hia
😭🙌🏽
alina
Just in time for dinner🍽️🍽️
michaela
can we see ur low taper fade plz
Alice Schacher
breakfast and podcast 😚🤌
mimi
first
Nicole ☆
me 👶👆
jay cee houke
father was definitely not onto something with that 👎🏼🍅🍅🍅
JohnDoe
Girl post that slushy noobz website password too while ur here 🤤🤤
brooke brown
did u spend my $5 on ur low taper fade
monica
Try being a podcaster for a day 🤬
poppy
thank you for posting this rn I'm going to watch while I go to sleep like you are telling a bedtime story
Lucy
If you guys do or release something so awesome tomorrow while I’m working I might quit just to be present
sub00ty
gonna do my makeup and watch 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Nicole ☆
right as i got food 🤫
colette
i literally just got home from work. bless up
Bibi
HUZZAHHHH
cass
MERCH!!!!
aneya
future me does he bitch abt hasan
Starrk My dude
Hey hamzah
Soma
nooooo i JUST finished my meal
Ashley Endean
Thank you lord Hamzah
Lilililililililililili
stopped playing stardew valley for this 😍
6rim3eapr
where da merch at boy
Alyssa
What is with the instagram stories boy 🤨
sarah
anyone else waiting for that episode that never got uploaded while they were in curaçao 💔
moleypie
Was feeling sick, but now I feel so much better. Thanks hamzah
Daphne David
sooo plots for tmrw???
brylie
Thank you king for your return
tulip
YESSSS
alissa
hi
maisie
excited for tomorrow 😊
maxie
Yeehaw
Abby
Excited for the new merch!!
Valerie
clicked on patreon app just in time thank u for saving my friday goat
kenna
missed u angel
Lucy
Hello
skyler 🍎
Happy hamzah friyay everybody
