Hamzah Al-Emad patreon

93 - Heat Stroke Simulator

🕑 Added 2024-05-03 14:26:14 +0000 UTC

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leo!

I freaking love the new bladee album bro I’m glad you like it too 🙌

Brirocks

If you use sunscreen you’ll still tan!! Especially since you’re there for 9 days you’ll get a nice healthy tan

Nahal🇮🇷

he touched grass...

yas

Finally finished this one, very unfortunate the camera stopped working I was admiring the waves in the back 😔

Alina

Hamzah has a radio voice!

Constance

LMAO FRR

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

yes i’m jealous hamzah

erin ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

“conk” 😭

ria

Hiiii hru

ariana

same

ria

this intro is so tuff

ria

i can’t believe i bought this shit heyy slushy fans

colette

i thought y’all were doing the livestream today👿👿

ariana

use the 6€ i just spent on this babe ☝🏼

ariana

also hamzah please for the love of god use sunscreen!!! 😭

ariana

hi slushers im new here

qweencalliope

i’m drinking a slushy rn

6rim3eapr

I didn’t mean to like a old post my b

alyssa 𐙚

not jealous cause this is a regular tuesday in florida 🥱

Daphne David

you should’ve bay watched it since it was so hot 👙

eloise heeks

the fungal acne on ur arms is ketosis palaris! i recommend a scrub like first aid beauty’s for that

Klara

polski slushy😮😮

Xavier Emilan

COME TO MELBOURNE PLEASE

Bella Predika

thank u for answering my question hamzah, freaking awesome advice 👊🏼

Brenda Moreno

Please playyyy some more outlast

Norah Hope

Just came back from Florida literally today yet still jealous bc Alabama is shiet

Norah Hope

Boi if you don’t get to the beach and enjoy yourself b4 u get burt out.

Jessica Huggins

omg thank u so much ❤️ luckily my body is doing so well healing the scar 🙏🙏🙏

lily

God that beach is so pretty why can't I be a Toronto man with a podcast and a cool family to sneak into 😓😓

lily

I hope you're healing okay that sucks horribly 😰😰💕

charlotte

it’s a conch babe

amy

ur so evil for getting that woman in the back picking her underwear outta her ass why'd you do her dirt like that...

Bryan

COLLDD VISIONS

hana

i was like conk? what the hell is a conk. BROTHER ITS A CONCH... THE CH IS LIKE CHARLIE 😭

anissa

Yup, too old for nettspend

carrington

hope ur having fun on the beach 😊🏝️

Carlee

You are the sexiest man alive I hate to hear you talk negativity on yourself. Thank you for blessing us with this beautiful video

Peanus butter

fuck the podcast that water looks delicious I would love a mug or two, and a conch shawarma recipe. Great mind great work, I don’t miss my $5!

Basma

draingang 😛

paula

sunscreen doesn't stop the sun from tanning! tanning depends more on sun exposure time, skin tone, and a sunscreen's UVA blocking capacity than the SPF alone. don't risk it I don't wanna see u die ur so sexy ahah

sabina

Yeah I’m so jealous Hamzah 😔😔

mowa

i cant listen to this in public, i just burst out laughing at the mention of conch shawarma

Frida N

you look delicious in that red hat hamzah!

Ida L

How many subs do you have on here

Jessica Huggins

i’ve worn suncream every day on my face for the past 5 years and recently got a huge skin cancer on my forehead that needed a complex surgery to take it out 😭😭 I have a giant H scar on my forehead now i’m pissed . i’ll still b wearing suncream though .

Edie

nevermind i accidentally bought another month so im still here!

S

omg fellow irish person!

Paola

he commented n said there hokas

goby !!

the water is beautiful i can't even pay attention to this random man speaking on my screen

Paola

I’m soooooo jealous 👿

eeveentually

hoka bondi 8 i'm pretty sure

brooklyn

I am a fellow Poor who went on family vacation to the smoky mountains.. it was lit lowkey

maiquinkledanielle

finishing up the episode now while i do the dishes and clean up after my family came over today and i feel so grateful to have found this podcast and slushy noobz. anytime i watch or listen it's like my little getaway from everything and it really brings such a sense of warmth to me!!!!! keep being awesome hamzah 💜

Mattias Della Croce

My best friends dad is dutch, and the way you talk about Dutch people will always be so funny to me bc it is so true

Abby

HEY SIMMMMM

Simrit

omg hi abby

joel

nice choice for the green screen 🤪😍

Nadzieja

ahh its crazy how much the patreon has grown so happy for u but I did feel cool when u liked my comments on the old posts lmao

Illy🔮

If you like 3 body problem, I think you'd really like black mirror! I love that show

Yara Ortiz

I’m a slushy that also watches Cody ko🙂

jaedynsou

omg hii

Jenna

I like the beach I like the beach

esme

omg hi fellow oregon slushys

sham

Omg im so jealous ...

Alan

These episodes cure my existence

safiya

hamzah i love you but please cover your mouth when you cough PLEASE

Edie

This is my last episode before my subscription ends i will be back in a couple of months 💔

evvie mae

I’m from Finland please visit we would celebrate you ❤️

evvie mae

Brooks are better

evvie mae

YOU ARE SO BEAUTY

johana ruiz

does anyone know what shoes he’s wearing i like them

zahra

i think you should watch baby reindeer on netflix

heillion555

wonderful fantastic

alina

I don’t remember the last video where hamzah didn’t say “do you know that time in The Office when” lalalalalalala

xlurpee

first advice submission fr was trying to meet a word count quota for the word "deceit" gah damn

Kella

Not you talking about Dutch guys as if they’re gods they are the devil reincarnated and have multiple eating disorder

Kella

you’re so good at accents bro the hamburger that got you cancelled on stan twitterwas spot on. The one episode where you were repeating the guy that works at the Dutch embassy sounded just like the average middle aged Dutch man and I say this as a Dutch girl. martins dad sounded exaclty like the average Balkan man lmao

Kella

I like the beach I like the beach I like the bitch

hia

hi! yes, it's me!😁

Aiden

HAYLEY WILLIAMS PLEASE

hia

can we get martin's dad on the pod please...

Andi

i love spending 5 dollars on this podcast just to listen to hamzah say he doesn’t believe in therapy or sunscreen ❤️

Andi

the shoes are lowkey fye though

Andi

hello how are i’m under the water please help me here too much raining

Andi

ME TOO

jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

hamzah i think you should just go crazy have fun do 10 backflips have a drink

ilovemyfriendstoo

Come to miami

Izabelle Tewolde

Thanks for the advice Hamzah!! Ill update you if ill let him hit ❤️

elena 🦞

watched this at work instead of doing my job thanks king!

Kassandra

as part of an immigrant family that has never even been on a plane before im glad hamzah is getting to be an island gal 😄

manda

being the happy one is exhausting😒

manda

I get what you mean when you say 1 person has to be the irritated one. I had a friend who was irritated all the time and it made me mad that I couldn’t be the irritated one anymore bc I was that gorl.

Kassandra

“ITS OUT OF CHARACTER 🗣️🔥”

poopsparkle

beauty of joseon relief sun cream is saurrr good it’s spf 50+++

poopsparkle

i saved this podcast while eating my little treat after school. one of the best experiences of my life. now i have to do all my work on my caffeine high because i can’t focus any other time. thank you sir Hamzah!

jules

korean sunsticks are the move fr!! so easy and mess free and gives the skin a nice glow. converted my anti-spf friends by giving them each one 😭

Nayeli Ramos

the COSRX vitamin E sunscreen is soo good! I say this as I am applying it.

Jay

So surreal to have hamzah read the DM you sent in. I was the LSD poster and his advice really resonated with me. I do think i live in the past and hold myself to my past actions. But what he says is true. Every day is a new day and you dont have to be the same person. You can be better. Quite the spectrum of different people in the slushy noobz fandom and really appreciative of the positivity in here. Remember kids, stay true to yourself or you may become a bitter old fool living in the past. And no i didnt murder anyone -_-. just lied when it would benefit me. Im done with that, ill live in the streets before straying someone the wrong way again, the guilt isnt worth it. Love you guys, stay up!!!!

Ale

i dont even like going to the beach but this is persuading me otherwise

vvan

Korean sunscreen babes 🫶 maybe look into ittt

Ashlie Mason

you’re my me espresso

sayna ayerman

use glycolic acid on ur arms for the strawberry bumps! 'The Ordinary' has a good cheap one

trap queen immy

we will not be surprised when u come back with skin cancer

mana

I was scrolling through all the comments from the last post and seeing the growth made me so emotional I think one of the qualities i like about Hamzah is how he humanizes everyone and himself and that makes people feel so connected to him and comfortable around him and that explains why someone wants to pay him 5 dollars to hear him talk about pooping thats me

prabs

and can u start replying to all the comments again thanks

Lot

Ok don’t wear sunscreen but also don’t complain when ur old and suffering from the consequences boy!!! 😅

prabs

hamzah give us ur opinions on kendrick’s diss track

Nashita

Unfortunate

vic

raniya parody podcast mentioned

Hamzah Al-Emad

I love my hokas bitch

jan

sunscreen is so important hamzah .. u can get dark spots on ur face that will show up when ure old and frail

blairbab.y

i spoke to soon

Veronica Minuti

HELP the ppl in the back

Nicole ☆

you should invest in some sunscreen with these 5$ 🤔🤔

blairbab.y

how your phone didn’t over heat actually amazes me

emily

omg I'm so excited that bro found somebody to watch shows with

emily

watching from southern Ontario having an awesome time. wish the sun was real

blairbab.y

“woahh hooo put on a shirttt” 😭😭😭 shits hilarious

Nashita

omg just subbed the patreon with my dads credit card, hope the money can go towards some nicer shoes xx

alayna

good luck

charlotte

i’m late but thanks for posting missed you

jaedynsou

me listening from wet ass oregon

Ayev

Martin is gonna be the type of dad who has an egregious amount of useless knowledge

Dominique

I’m currently in college in my last month of the semester and I have never watched to be on vacation so bad. The water in the back is taunting me

jules

he doesn’t believe in therapy or sunscreen oh em gee

Abby

Everytime you shout out North Carolina I get jump scared

bex ☆

I knew hamzah was a drainer

JohnDoe

Class Notes - if he watches slushy noobz let him hit - new gen 4 nettspend and bladee - if u have a existential crisis search up Rick Rubin quotes - dont take acid if ur depressed - Jeff bezos - topless Nordic women - beach and tan - ambient music & aphex twin esque dad

Abby

It’s soooo pretty

Isabella S Estrada

Put sunscreen on that scalp

Ursula Ahmar

slushy noobz studio LETS GOOOOOOOO

serena

Thank you Hamzah for being the voice in my ears for my morning walk! See you on Sunday :)

Analia Mendoza

The family vacation beef

Bwee

Definitely get the "first aid beauty KP bump eraser" I used to have the worst strawberry skin on my arms and this helped me.

Galeah

MARTIN DUPE HELP

Donna

i thought so lmao thanks

Ursula Ahmar

yep i think it was maybe in the drafts or something, it has a slightly different caption that maybe he wanted to change

Dia

Ikr

Donna

is it js me or did the audio only one post again js now

Erin

Andddd we’re back !

5ugardiaries

i literally thought that lady in the back was gonna get undressed and i got scared …

Bwee

Did you get sand in your shoes?

Sam

the third life is strange (true colors) is also good, different but good

Susan Ramos

I’m watching this during a fire drill

poopsparkle

the people behind u is giving sims like ur in that one island club u guys were playing

Elysianleima

Cant believe slushy noobz is out here getting people laid

poopsparkle

hamzah WEAR SUNSCREEN OR IM GONNA UNSUBSCRIBE.

Simrit

on the back of your arms try to use aloe vera or calamine lotion if it gets really bad

esme

ALSO happy this was uploaded eariler i was so sad last night 😭

esme

hamzah in the cameo my friend got me you said to comment it was my birthday and you’ll like my comment so here is that comment

Elysianleima

😭😭😭

mads reavis

listening while i’m getting a filling at the dentists office, thanks bro

Susana

woke up just for this ‼️

Arlene Puente

Hi brother oykonos

bunny

the random nervous laugh is sending me

Sam

I think you're suffering from heat rash

olivia rodrigo

YUHHHH

monica

wait u answered my question the first 50 seconds…

aneya

ur funny i wish u were real

Skyler

okay bladeee🙏🙏

myra!

thirst, hunger, shelter and boner is crazy😭

Ursula Ahmar

hamzah i love how you just have a never-ending supply of inspirational quotes that somehow relate perfectly to whatever topic you're talking about how do you do it

Ursula Ahmar

i, too, am a human trash bag lmao. all of my friends know they can give their leftovers straight to me

monica

do you have sunscreen on

serena

Nahhh you’re a freak for saying “both of us are here you know”😭

Darragh

As an Irish person facing another straight week of grey skies, rain and cold - yes I am jealous 😭😭

chloe’

yes hamzah i’m jealous, can’t wait for a vacay 😔

aneya

i wish it wasn’t raining in fuckass england rn

mbrodie

for the bumps on ur arms try using lactic acid lotion ‼️

mymy 💋💋

I wonder if that lady in the back realized that we all j saw her ass

chloe’

LMAO

Lucy

Teacher was watching over my shoulder and asked if I’m watching Mr Beast

bri

YUPPP

lyn

been awake for 5 minutes and i’m already reminded of my poor financial decisions

carrington

waking up to a new episode is the best feeling ever yay

yasmine

as a fellow arab who thought they didn’t need sunscreen, please wear some 🙏 half of my relatives have skin issues now

brylie

Slushy6ix is my real Hamzah

mari

mhm now i have a delicious treat waiting for me after work

Ashlie Mason

this is very sweet

Xavier Emilan

i wish i could talk to him hed have 500 less problems

deeksha

watching this while eating breakfast before school

brylie

Sometimes i forget that me and Hamzah aren’t actually best friends and that I quite literally pay five dollars a month just to hear him change topics every five seconds