Hamzah Al-Emad
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92 - Crotches Out
🕑 Added 2024-04-19 23:50:36 +0000 UTCI apologies about showing too much crotch then some how make it worse by putting my laptop, Taylor swift is adress, new morning routine, a lot of scattered thought.
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Crazyparrotlady
Who tf is bashar?
Skyler Espinoza
Igor as a full album is amazing. I freaked when you said it
yas
this ep was refreshing
leah
Listening to this while on my walk in the neighborhood thank you
Alice Schacher
scared of ur farts with the 4 eggs a day. Praying for the guests in your home
cylee🐺
RELEASE THE DRESS TO IMPRESS VIDDDDDD
Kimora
Woah I’ve finally caught up I started watching the pod in February😭
liana
anyone else on the treadmill rn
Elysianleima
It’s in the description box of their YouTube videos :)
Bre
some people were gifted airpods for christmas by their mommy okay 😒😒😒
cat
disappointed there was no fatty bombatty cat pic
mickelback666
I don't know what kind of movies you are looking at watching but one thing that made me discover good movies to watch is by going to your favourite movies on letterboxd, then reading the reviews and I just click on random people's profiles and see what they have listed in their top 4 favourite movies and then I just go and watch that :) its kinda fun n epic
mickelback666
29:21 I know you've probably already listened to it but Hamzah you have to listen to pink floyd dark side of the moon from start to finish, with good headphones too. There is a reason it was on the top 200 billboard charts for 724 consecutive weeks!!!!
Elisa L
fishing people out early and ghosting them is so real. if i can tell early on that i'm not gonna like them, why bother investing in the friendship further if they're just gonna annoy me later on down the road. i feel mean saying that but that's just how i've always been.
camryn
I feel you so bad w the solo experiences thing like sometimes its fine but i think ive just had to accept doing things alone atp but even then i lowkey avoid it
jack f
yes more stardew content, yes vlogmas/hiatus is a cool idea, and i've been doing the comprehensive hamzah 2024 workout plan and it's great. last time i worked out was 4 years ago in gym class junior year of high school, and even though i had to google what everything meant i think it's still pretty beginner friendly. currently on my 3rd cycle of the routine,, ive got leg day tomorrow (my favorite day). the other tips and tricks in that doc are super helpful too w nutrition and all that. so yeah anyways thanks for sharing that,, it's been a huge help w/ mental/physical health🙏
Marty
i feel like u try to reprimand urself before other people can like when u shut down ur lil heart-to-heart “scatterbrained” bit at the end but i enjoyed it. it’s actually nice to hear the sentimental personal thoughts. very nice 👍
giselle🐞
i second this!!!!
jules
he posted rhapsody in green by mort garson in a story one time! the whole mother earth’s plantasia album is rly great. if you like that, i also rec stuff by hiroshi yoshimura, green-house, and tomcbumpz (loved the “comfortable silence” album).
A
Yess!! That’s my fav too, the love to love you baby/try me mixing is a close second
The Starboy
Omg yes. The transitions between Hot Stuff, Bad Girls and Dim all the lights is my favorite part of it.
A
Also the OG Donna summer’s on the radio greatest hits album is incredible
The Starboy
To you also !
m3gamiind
thank you for writing this comment. i have viewed it and read your words, and want to let you know they did not just disappear into the void without someone bearing witness to them. have a good day.
sierra
emphasis on the emf radiation from air pods//bluetooth headphones. i am a big advocate for wired headphones & will die on this particular hill
The Starboy
I have to add that IGOR indeed is a fantastic album
The Starboy
29:20 I never comment but I HAVE to say that Beyoncé actually does albums that are full listening experiences and cohesive from beginning to end. Her two last albums are perfect examples of that. I know you wouldn't listen to that kind of music but I just wanted to correct the misinformation /j
alina
Call me crazy call me deluded for this but I think I’ve watched too many episodes at once now hamzah’s face is starting to look the guy who plays Joey from 10 things I hate about you
doranial
i will pay extra for this not even joking
doranial
Hamzah please create a master doc of video essay/quotes/books/ movies ?? you recommend watching/reading/listening I WANT TO BE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE and be wiser like a wise 90 year old philosopher, please
jayda ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
go to the concerts solo!!! i do it all of the time and its honestly such an eye opening experience and a confidence booster, ive made some of the best friends ive ever had now doing things solo and it can be awk but iove it
june
my monday highlight is tuning out first class of the day and feeding ooc brainrot, bless
Ella Bella
I will pay triple for more Hamzah stardew valley content
sara
teezo touchdown iscoming to toronto on may 7 😘
leif
You still have rights as a tenant when you go from a lease to month-to-month! Your landlord would only be able to evict you for very specific reasons (like unpaid rent or they want to move into your unit) but they need to give you advance notice and provide proper documentation from the LTB. Even if they do provide documentation, still possible to contest it because these landlords are scummy and still find loopholes. There are a lot of resources on Reddit for Toronto renters!
eeveentually
update is that to avoid stressful and expensive decision making I bought a used bike from 1992 for 75 doll hairs but it's cute and has character and also my legs are so sore from riding it why did biking seem so much easier as a kid lmao but I hope you had fun picking one out and have gotten to feel like the main character riding around the city :)
aarushi
Hamzah u should watch monkey man and give us a review next week
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first time sub after canceling ei sub cuz they dont post, whazupppppppppppp
Abby
Yes more Stardew pls!!!!!
Greta
29:21 Hamzah listen to Preachers Daughter
bria
yes please more stardew
maisie
yes please i would love more stardew 😊🙏
deylin malachi
would actually love an ambient playlist
skylar
where can i find the PO box address??
monkey333
ur not suppressing anything ur just choosing what's in ur head idk if cuz im high but i thin k you were spitting something here
F
reading the desc is like trying to decipher brain rot
لين
yes. yes hamzah we want to see more of the farm.
pinkfairy
I’m on the treadmill as you talk about your workout routine slayy. I’ll have to try it someday
Jenna
so true queen that’s exactly how I feel!!!
sofiiia
my tiktok feed has been the exact same 😭😭 literally so enraging it’s so unfun to be on
colette
that’s my favorite!
mana
i agree i go out alone in nature alot and i go on solo trips alot and it helps me to connect with myself and love myself more it is more like selfcare practice for me and im sure everyone will eventually find the right people that add value love and joy to their lives
Jenna
being okay alone is the greatest thing you can learn to do while YOUNG 🙏🏻
Jenna
Doing things alone doesn’t need to be introspective at all. I do a majority of things alone in my life. It’s nice to make memories with myself and have things I can look back on and be happy about. Going to the beach alone, the movies, bookstores, dinners, trips…… try not to get to in your head about it and you will meet people along the way trust me!!! It all works out
prabs
vlogmas is acc the whole month of december😍🙏🏼
antihoni
black screen reflect at the end went crazy. gonna eat sandwich and hot chip at the beach.
Sam
what if you did the PO box video on YouTube live? probably more viewers and it stays on the channel as a video. 💡🤔
Sofia
Pleaseeeee release the dress to impress video to patreon😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Peanus butter
i hope all asmr videos give you tinglez 🎶🎶👌
aubrey
hamzah i have a passport
aliyah uddin
good 4/20 episode
mariam🪿
you saying EYE-ran hurt my heart a little bit
Dia
Can’t wait for your book to drop. Yes I read theory. pHd in hamzahnomics soon inshallah!
doranial
pleae go to panchiko toronto
emma
just subscribed worth the 5 dollars
Neena
didn’t show the cat :(
Amalie
I love it when you wear green!!! Suits you so much bae
eloise heeks
hamzah when you can come to the US, rhode island has great beaches!
A
Spice it up be one of those strangers that chirp into other peoples conversations
Lot
Aw i wanna see the cat
Jenna
REAL ASF
serena
Please get a cat, I just love seeing the animals sit in your guys laps and chill☺️
Basma
panchiko has a concert april 30th in toronto, boa is also coming in september
serena
Check out the artist Hana Vu! she’s gonna be in Toronto July 19th touring her new album and she’s a pretty small artist so tix aren’t that expensive.
Andi
for the vlogmas thing a lot of people do every other day of vlogs and it eventually hits christmas and people usually end it there. but a month without slushy noobz would kill me ❤️ hope this helps.
Lisa
You described the treadmill routine like that that one scene from American Psycho
ava💐
omg what was it😭😭
esme
yes more stardew valley gameplay please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Isabella S Estrada
Starting my Siri count now
jenn
so real
lnburn
please adopt the fat cat so we can expand the slushy universe . and yes to more stardew :D
mari
YES PLZ FOR YHE PLAYLIST
Cayden raymond
I can be the fatty in your home
emma
i always look forward to Peanus butter comment
aliyah
love the glasses sm
H
I vote yes to vlogmas 🌟
roro
i would love to see some more stardew 🙏 i literally downloaded it after ur last gameplay
Peanus butter
are you saying you have dat secretary walk now?? I also like phone calls while walking at night time until I realize I’m actually screaming because I heard an echo and then I feel stupid and hang up. Another easy watch, Cheers!
poopsparkle
the way u say iran like eye ran... boi you aint running no where 😂
dara
humbug pls post the video of the cat we all want to see
Izabelle Tewolde
No wait bc he’d actually rock that
Gabrielle
PLEASE more stardew
Izabelle Tewolde
Can’t wait to see you and Martin high again ( you better be fr )
aubrey
i apologies
poopsparkle
nothing could ever make me do fuckass cardio FUCK CARDIO
loanni
idk if ur into beyonce but cowboy carter is a great album listening experience 🙂↕️🫶🏼
poopsparkle
im really loving ur librarian glasses look today hamzah
porcelain
Ok but grimes needs to drop that one Track she played at coachella THIS IS MUSIC FOR MACHINES
mary
wait i’m gonna miss the apartment corner 😞 but a set shows the pod is doing well so that’s a win
chloe’
please drop the playlist i need a new one
Subah Kamal
Hamzah you'd hate me. rip. when I was 16 I went on hunger strike because my parent wouldn't let go see Childish Gambino in Sydney :/
mary
a little crotch shot never hurt nobody!
Kella
Ly2 queen
adeliya
ooc and slushy noobz have actually been my entertainment on the treadmill all winter so ty for making cardio a lil more bearable
heillion555
this video opened my third eye! its time I introspect on who I call my friends and who I call my "monthly-check-ins"... Thanks for another work of art Hamzah!!!
Breanna
i bring my ipad and watch something when i eat out alone
chloe’
safe travels!!
zoey
just did horrible on an exam this helped me 😊
thog
Also my grandma was born in Curaçao and she spoke Papiemento which is a Spanish dialect/ creole language so the ethnic sounding name probably stems from the Spanish origins of the island
roro
guys i think hamzah likes the office a little bit 🤔🤔
lily
I dint see your crotch 🤫 anyways thank you hamzah I am at work washing raw chicken off of 4 foot long cutting boards and you made me feel a little better
lily
Pleaseeeee
aa
Girl in red and laufey are some nice concerts coming up. I am an avid solo movie goer, but that’s bc I’m a fanatic. I’ve gone to a handful of concerts by myself but is not my fav. Especially before the artist comes out and in between sets but them performing always makes up for the ruminating :) also civil war wasn’t that bad😭7.9/10. It’s A24 so it had a lot of beautiful shots!
thog
I have never watched the Office… is est over fur mich?
koo
i have also been getting those exact tiktoks i have no idea why
hia
getting the cat would be such a fun patreon vlog
kat
my current fav quote is anais nin: touched bottom again. decided to liberate myself. we are never trapped unless we choose to be
Sam
can we get the unreleased Andrew Curtis and Claire's Slushy vids here on Patreon please? even if it's raw footage or whatever. 🙏🙏
Breanna
if you want to suffer for 30 minutes the 12 3 30 will make you feel like a new person
Ayev
When I visited Amsterdam I couldn’t help but giggle at people speaking Dutch. Also everyone is beautiful there. Also fun fact the New York accent is heavily influenced by Dutch, which is where we get our use of long vowels from. Commenting like my dad rn sorry love u
arina
I've been doing a tiktok detox for like the past week and I genuinely can never doomscroll on there again
KC
thank god i just got off a 11 hr shift this just what i needed
arina
if the slushy noobz disappeared for a month and a half I think the virus would get the best of me and I would pass away
Kella
my first language is Dutch and you and Martin should do a reaction video on the Dutch language. English speaking people always think it’s so funny and you and Martin would have the funniest reactions on Dutch words
madison
who's your dream guest on your podcast hamzah?!?!
dellptvhead
i literally go out to eat,movies, and concerts all the time by myself it is mindless for me. i’ll never wait for someone to do something with me because is it genuine at that point? some people are just very dependent so when they finally are alone they act like it’s like big eye opening soul searching moment compared to me just eating lunch on a free saturday (if it is for them that is completely fine but i think it’s odd when they push their thoughts onto people on the internet with things they just “discovered”)
sarah
happy hit that pu$$y from the back friday everybody
Bwee
Please listen to Florence + the Machine!!! Azalea Banks has never beefed with her and I think that says a lot 😼
aneya
for someone who complains sm abt grammar in the advice section, i truly cannot understand what the caption of this video says 🫶
dellptvhead
i’m ready for tiktok to go let’s all go back outside
kat
solo outer - there's not much introspection lol i don't talk to anyone unless i want to compliment them but i had to train myself out of being in my head about it (as a fellow ruminator it's just exposure therapy). tldr; just do the thing alone
Sam
How about two weeks for a reset pause? Bank videos if you need a longer break
trap queen immy
noo you were serving thigh hamzah it’s okay
skyler 🍎
The machine 😭
aneya
“i’ll put it on the screen if i remember” he did, in fact, not remember
Ayev
Congrats on discovering walking Hamzah
addie
hamzah you forgot to add the video of the cat
Erin
PLEASE get a cat Hamzah
Lina
Omg new ooc set im gonna miss the wonky photo frames
Bwee
Oh thats a perfect song to walk to! Mine consisted mostly of Hole 😭😭
deeksha
THE MARC JACOBS AD u guys r insane
Sam
No way! I couldn't handle a month and a half of no Slushy vids 😵💫
skyler 🍎
Spoiler alert: it is not showing on the screen
dellptvhead
why did i also walk on the treadmill with 3.5 speed and 4.0 incline because i also hate cardio but did do a little after the walk 😭
Ursula Ahmar
hamzah you will have to get your arab card revoked for pronouncing it as eye-ran 😔
vvan
Personally the extra thigh in the latest slushy noobz video was like the fan service episode
poopsparkle
let me guess hes gonna mention travis kelce
aarushi
Hello Humbug
poopsparkle
i needed this
addie
it’s cheese pizza! the frozen kind from costco
addie
thank u! it is very delish
DeTonyeá
cute bike helmets: https://www.trekbikesofmountpleasant.com/product/electra-cool-cat-helmet-358238-1.htm
j
vlogmas was every day in december
hia
oh my goodness yes, i remember i went through a phase of just listening to 'better off alone' on repeat😭it helps sm
Bwee
Samesies! With fast pace music... its good too rn
Bibi
The glasses must stay on
hia
i fr just recommend putting the phone away, it can become so therapeutic to just give yourself an hour to just walk
Bwee
I also care! What kind of pizza?
hia
a few years ago i lost 60 pounds just by walking 10k steps everyday. walking really is awesome
skyler 🍎
You look beautiful btw
Nicole ☆
you looks so mesmerizing
eeveentually
bikes are intimidating there seems like theres so much to know about them 😭
vic
glasses on, crotch out
eeveentually
wait the way I am also trying to get a bike tomorrow
georgia
cunferble 😭 the stripped pants look super comfy though
wafaa
slushy x gucci, when??
Kella
You look too good today lol can’t concentrate on anything ur saying
mima
i did not notice ur thighs in the vid 😭😭
Bwee
I saw the most graphic comment on the latest video specifically about your southern region it was tooo crazy
iguessitsleanne
I didn’t even notice ur underwear was showing lmao I was too focused on the fact that yall were raw dogging the eclipse and staring directly at it😭😭😭
mima
wait i care, that sounds amazing
Catherine
BROTHER HAMZAH
Bwee
Its FW friday, yall fw me?
liv
wanted to listen to this audio only while i clean but u look too cute
mima
i was crying alone in my room but my queen posted so im better now. ty babygirl ❤️
hia
"was that a creative choice" LMAO
mary
i’m hanging out with my friend… i’ll be back in an hour and a half…
freya
😼
aihs
Why is ur shirt wet
shae
so crotchety
Erin
Peeyamas
Analia Mendoza
IM ABT TO GO TO A TRAMPOLINE PARK WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY UPLOADED BOII
lyn
thank you hamzah, now i have something to watch while i eat my dinner 😌
kenna
hello my fav young mann
iguessitsleanne
It’s okay I forgive you❤️❤️
addie
just in time for dinner im eating pizza if anyone cares
Abby
Seeing ur thighs is a rare experience
Galeah
Free the crotch humbug
alissa
🙂↕️🙂↕️
Grace
🐸
j
yesss
maxie
AYIEE
day
HAMZAH FRIDAY!
Nicole ☆
OH EM GEE
Cayden raymond
Smash
hia
can i be honest...i was starting to lose hope
Yasmiin
YIMMY
skyler 🍎
Happy hamzah friday 🌹
Lucy
HOORAY
