Hamzah Al-Emad
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91 - Woah Hamzah Chill
🕑 Added 2024-04-12 22:02:44 +0000 UTCSome subjects mentioned in this episode: Charli Bahamas Trip, OJ Simpson dying, Flight Reacts, Harry Styles, Picking no nose, hiring a cleaning lady, Pinkpantheress, David Dobrik, and regrettably more.
Comments
Grace
4/10 eye contact this episode Hamzah. I am sensing some intimacy issues
bunny
about the david dobrik DACA thing, i can’t find it anymore but a couple weeks ago i saw a tiktok about how he invested one million dollars into tesla and when you invest that amount into a US company you qualify for a green card so yeah he basically bought his citizenship for 1M dollars 😍
Slader
Good five dollars spent
spoiledsenseless
chop chop podcast boy
Kella
Babe I know ur in the Dutch Caribbeans but where’s the new episode
Luz De La Mora
Corporate America talk sounded like slam poetry
gabriella piscani
real
Analia Mendoza
i yelled back at them calling one of them dirty…they are all big talk with their friends but alone they are quiet😭😭 like boi who r u…
aubrey
bark at them
Analia Mendoza
I was watching the new video tday while i was walking outside during 5th period and these 2 guys (my opps) were yelling crap at me and they kept staring ugh what do i do….😒😒
porcelain
Hamzah I just want to inform u that I was getting my hair done yesterday and told the girl who was responsible for my duty to watch slushy noobz and to spread the virus
B
I’m dying at you laughing at the girl saying she prays to Jesus 😭
aliyaahh
his brain must be studied for science
addie
i’m a massive gatekeeper IDC i’m never happy when anything i like blows up mostly just because the new fans are almost always super annoying. but i also have an individuality complex so it’s kinda just a me issue. i’m happy for the artist or influencer that’s getting more opportunities tho i guess
Ava
LMAO I’m glad he mentioned Amy winehouse actress
Madi B
Omg the point about anyone making YouTube video essays is SO REAL. I need quality! Like I need to finish a video essay feeling like I gained so much knowledge that I’ll do nothing with. But I need it to be credible 😂
Juliana LaPara
There are heads here
dani
did you see grimes coachella set meltdown 💀
ava byers
god i love you hamzah
paige
avene cleanance face wsh and serum theyre mild so they wont destroy ur skin and they acc work sooo well💯
ania
Yes please
Kella
LMAO THE JESUS PART KILLED ME
leena
yes plz
dara
i looked away from my screen for one minute while you were doing the advice segment to finish my work and you were on the floor
dara
literally what do i have to do for a restock
skylar
hamzah if you read comments pls do a meetup or show in San Francisco with martin 🫶 love y'all
dara
i need to see martin n hamzah play dress to impress.
Kylie L
Hamzah we need more slushynoobz roblox videos!!Pls i have an illness where if i dont see a roblox video i will die😢
aubrey
i’m going to spell ‘fart’ the way you did now
Jay
Cant beleive you called oj creative 😂
Kella
You’re leaving the country the same day Taylor swift drops her new album❤️
aneya
beware of pigeons i ran one over 🫶 you’ll be fine
Agniezka
Hamzah here reminds me of this one majid Jordan song
Agniezka
😂😂
maisie
harry styles is just chilling rn with his girlfriend taylor russel, and his hair has grown back thank the lord 🙏 i think new music is coming soon, he’s taking a break after finishing his recent tour
Nicole ☆
let the lady have your chocolate 😔
Gozalyn
listening to this while on the beach in miami
nina
I loved this TED talk
Megan W
i LOVE the slushynoobz cooking videos so much. i watch them with such a large smile across my face its actually insane
Charlotte
i missed out on the merch i have fomo
aubrey
26 :/
F
i love plhayboy cartay
Brenda Moreno
Can you and Martin please play outlast 2 it’s so scary but such a good game it will make me so happy
goby !!
paying 5 dollars to hear about burping, farting, pooping, and nose picking!!!
Peanus butter
my mama said Oj's life went downhill because he married a white woman. Maybe she knows something we don't. I don't know she she's not the sharpest tool in the box. Also farding is better than burping, it's like closure, releasing a ghost from your booty, I feel like a pressure cooker. A good fart can save me a lot of time and stress. Great listen, bye.
Peanus butter
sounds like a YouTube challenge bruh
Maya
they were talking about people playing ironic characters and eddy brought up slushy noobz and how well martin and hamzah play their characters and how funny it is. then they watched a few tiktoks
Ashlyn Robinson
Omg what did he say
esme
love coming home from a long day of work to a new podcast episode ❤️ thank u king
Kenz
This is for everyone I’m so passionate abt this stuff fr
Kenz
also look up the brand sacheu. their lipid serum!!!!!! It’s for gua sha… I notice such a difference without it.
Kenz
Madison beer uses panoxyl so I use panoxyl… really really works just keep it wet & foamy for 2 minutes !!!!
nur
everytime i see ian on my tl i Get scared as fuck who AREEE you white boy...
Maya
btw, eddy burback mentioned you and martin + slushynoobz in the most recent patreon episode of "sad boyz" by jarvis johnson and jordan adika
alyssa 𐙚
not ian being a nepo baby omg
safiya
haven’t watched the episode i just wanted to say i saw pinkpanthress and bk tonight❤️
mari
such a good book
jules
omg i got my g license driving test next week and reading this made my stomach drop 😭
mari
Okkkk latino
jules
woaow a hamzah main channel comeback was not on my 2024 bingo card omg but i can’t wait to see what greatness you’ve been keeping in the archives!!
Erin Kopatich
tierra whack mentioned!
loanni
if u don’t watch contrapoints already u should watch her most recent video on twilight gorgeous work
Izabelle Tewolde
I was at a party tonight and bonded with a guy over the shared obsesion we have over slushy noobz, love you man
Lucy
I work at Panera and I can’t stand seeing old people get the charged lemonades anymore..I’m scared they’re going to have a heart attack on the spot. 😭💔
meyah
ur my flightreacts
Dominique
Pinkpatheress really is so good so amazing music! Love her
iguessitsleanne
Omg yesss
belbel
I am once again begging you to play facade with Martin 🙏
Jenna
Use salicylic acid face wash only at night time … it helps acne. Don’t use any crazy shit on ur face
thog
No more backwards cap for the advice section your swag went down dude
roro
the limerence thing is so real time to ask a man gay son or thot daughter and zap myself back to earth
roro
nose pimples are the worst bc they’re so cartoonish like of all places to have a pimple 😒😒😒
liv
i have not slept in 37 hours and now i HAVE to stay up another hour to watch this. thanks a lot.
xanthe
Ok well now i wanna know who fr is the oldest person here cause theres no way its 28 .. very old people pls show yourselves
hia
u should put the ooc sticker on it, i put it on mine and it's cute asf
serena
What you said about not completely opening up reminded of this part from "Crying in H-Mart" by Michelle Zauner: "always "save 10 percent of youself." What she meant was that no matter how much you thought you loved someone, or thought they loved you, you never gave all of youself. Save 10 percent, always, so there was something to fall back on." Another book i highly recommend! i cried (like bawled) almost every chapter, but very good
Ayev
U so humbug coded in advice section
Marly
Hamzah if you don’t give it back and they cant charge your card they will send a bill to your house and if you don’t pay it then you will get in trouble. Send that shit back bro 😭
Emily Sophia
harry styles is with me at home im literally cooking him a sandwich as i am writing this
deeksha
so hyped for the revival of ur own yt channel
hia
omg wait i just peeped u got a nalgene bottle i love those sm
A
Pooping > burping
thog
The backwards cap is really swag dude
colette
so what you’re saying is that in order for me to stop liking you we have to meet and go on a ramen date?
Faith
Merch restock when pls ? 🧍♀️
chloe
if you're looking for some good video essayists, i recommend mina le or f.d. signifier on yt!
Bwee
I only remembered because people on twitter are sending her condolences 😭😭
kandi
me when i'm at the finding random vapes competition but hamzahthefantastic is already there 🤦♀️
j
i feel like u dream about tiktok
aneya
a cleaner came to my house once and she ate a handful of undercooked spaghetti from my pan when i looked away
Isabella S Estrada
Luckily I have purse
laura
sidewalk rage is real
zahra
just finished watching the malcom x 1992 film, will now tune into this. my two states of mind
Lot
The cleaning lady is actually so brave for eating a client’s chocolates just like that 🙏
monica
byee I forgot about this rumor. This too!!! 😹
serena
was absolutely not prepared for your comfy position
metaversebitch
you're mad ian is not a plant
bella b
Zz
poopsparkle
i love every slushy noobz video don't worry 🥰
jules
hamzah i jus got a 3k refund frm the tax man today. merch restock now if yall want a cut 🤝🏽
Jenna
The water in Toronto gives me acne me and my friends call it Toronto acne
roro
pinkpantheress have purse 😍😍👛👛👛
Bwee
Do both!
adeliya
new pants unlocked
pari
streaming this from my airpods while at my retail job,, thanks hamzah for the energy to push thru
iguessitsleanne
“Did your boots stop working? Did you legs start twerkin?🎶”
day
hamzah friday
greenpants
me rn
Emily
People thought u were doing a “bit” when u picked your nose in the Omar and Luca video soooo maybe a problem LOL
ciara
yippie!
Kk
This is the only Patreon I’ll subscribe to for more than a month
poopsparkle
should i raw dog this video or get chipotle and be at peace
poopsparkle
bro is digging for gold 🍀💰😂
doranial
my old math professor had the “choose life” monologue from trainspotting and i have lived vicariously through it ever since
prabs
black heads are like those likkle black spots on ur nose, u need to exfoliate!!
hia
you know it's gonna be a banger when the lineup in the description is crazy
Bwee
And also confess to being Khloe's true father... disappointed
aneya
i just failed my driving test will this make me feel better or worse
aneya
i think the camera’s a sticker
Erin
I love that video
Erin
She’s gonna peg us !!
Sophia E.
I get so confused about your computer is it a laptop or an iPad because the camera on it looks fake to me for some reason
chloe’
a caffeine peel? oh hell nah
Bwee
You might have sebaceous filaments. I don't know about it but methinks I have it bc of tiktok
bella b
hi hamzah
Victoria Jonathan
Caffeine peel 😂
mary
a vape hit after every bite is crazy ngl
Ethan
Love this
Maniya
did you upload this to spotify or is it just loading and im being impatient
laura
Don’t worry about the nose picking Hamzah, Martin’s nose picking in the Mr Beast video is still ten times worse to me, he was DIGGING and he ate it 😭
Sofia Camille
Cute shirt
Isabella S Estrada
Just got off work so I can pay for this. Now I get to skip home and listen to this. Dreams do come true 💛
Victoria Jonathan
I also have a pimple on my nose.... i call that divinely connected ❤️
dani
whats ur thoughts on beersospodcast
serena
Upload timed perfectly with my Uber eats delivery🤩
egg
hey i want u
Erin
My co workers thought OJ had been dead for years
Malak
Hi Hamzah if you tune in to ATEEZ's performance at the Coachella Sahara stage I will subscribe for another month 🙏🏻
cel 👸🏼🎀
they can never make me hate you
chelsie
thank you for the trigger warnings in the description 🙏
Loach
Hamzah has seen the ick edit
vvan
Wait guys let me hit my blinker first
Momo
Yippee can’t wait to go watch this after work this day has felt soooo long holy fuck
Lee
Hamzahs digging for gold 🤩
April
picked that nose right from the start
monica
OJ dying pisses me off, he could of left a note or something 🙄🙄 we know u did it
Dia
yay :D
Lot
Finally bro it’s 1 am and I stayed up for this
Bibi
RAAAHHHH
zoey
this is what i needed rn
khalia
happy freaky frog friday!
colette
bitch we twinnin with my new teethie shirt
Bwee
Hooray! Yippie!
doranial
yes!
Iris Greer
MAMA MAMA
moonie
Great…
Abby
I can feel OJ looking up at me 🥹
aaliyah
we twinning w the shirt rn 😋😮💨
jaina
hi bae
shae
purrrrrrr thank u king 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
chloe’
fav notification
mary
jumped for joy at this notification
Galeah
Hey humbug
trap queen immy
hurray huzzah hurray huzzah patreon post 😊
skyler 🍎
Just got my tooth fairy shirt we are twinning!! 🙌
Faith
Yippy 🧍♀️
maxie
AYIE
Lilly Erb
i need a hamzah teeth shirt so bad
wafaa
thank God i was having withdrawals
Ailyn
👍👍
skyler 🍎
Happy hamzah friday
Genesis Sofia
woah hamzah chill
