Sorry Bro
🕑 Added 2024-03-21 17:00:11 +0000 UTCUnfortunately no episode this week as I’m unable to talk due to wisdom teeth removal. I tried to record when my face was numb post op cuz I thought it be funny like when David Choe did a podcast with a dildo in his mouth but ended up biting my tongue several times. Now im just in pain and can’t talk. I’m going to try my best to do a bonus thing apart from the weekly episode next week to make up for it, if you have any ideas lmk. Also if you have any tips on what to eat/and how not to get a dry socket I am so scared that’ll I’ll do that. I ate scrambled eggs this morning is that ok.
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Iris Greer
Yes thisss ⬆️⬆️
spoiledsenseless
YESSS!!!! give us the directors cut
Gunna ft future
ur so funny for this
gabby k
i second this!!!!! the 40 min vlog isn’t enough, i need to see the full spiral and have a borderline panic attack with yall
jules
jus finished listening to the latest ep w martin!! maybe you could post the shroom vlog outtakes for the bonus content? :))
bongus
yes hes trying to auction them off for charity
bridget wolter
bone broth makes you feel super full and satisfied
Sophia
My friend got dry socket from puking so don’t puke king😔
goodmanwantgoodtime
keep your head up king
Louise Mendiola
Eat some egg drop soup
Ony
Stay strong king!!!
Anabela Soto
I got four wisdom teeth out when I was like 12 😭
Erin
My friend ate potato soup for like three days straight after getting their wisdom teeth removed
ryleigh 🪸
eating scrambled eggs is the worst thing you can do btw
Marleen Bosman
I did all the things I wasn't supposed to do and it showed lolll. So don't smoke/vape or eat crunchy stuff and u should be fine!! Also clean it really well!! Feel better!!
aileen
Rest up, relax, and binge watch the worst of evil on Hulu 🙏🏼
paige
oh ALSO rinse w mouth wash after eating to keep it clean, my surgeon recommended that and it acc helped a ton
paige
i went for brunch immediately aftr my surgery & i was fine, i got all 4 out too. youll be good!! just no using straws or anything like that (vaping etc) until its healed bc thats what causes dry sockets. and u can eat basically anything just try to chew w ur front teeth to keep it away from where the stitches are !!!! feel better soon !!
Kassandra
i heard pineapple juice reduces swelling, also did you get to keep your teeth??
sharifa
😭😭😭
Kenz
Wowza you got all 4 out? Soup, soft chickpeas really anything you feel comfortable with as long as you don’t chew in the back. I got two out last month & vaped like right away bye. You’ll be great , use da mouf wash #trenches
grace
make sure you avoid rice!
joan
I basically lived off of mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and soup broth for the first week or so. just make sure you don't use a straw and do NOT hit any vapes! NO SUCKING HAMZAH! I never got dry socket and I think it was just because I barely chewed anything lmao
paz
drink pineapple juice it’s helps get the swelling down !!
Elizabeth Murno
I ate sm nutella
Elizabeth Murno
I had chipotle barbacoca rice cheese and sc or guac
Stephanie
i had meal replacement shakes for the first few days bc i was terrified of eating and getting dry sockets 🫣 good luck king 🫡
deylin malachi
protein smoothies/smoothie bowls! rest up king ‼️💯
Sebastian Santiago
Just focus on resting king
Stephanie Estephan
When I got my wisdom teeth out I low key reached my goal weight since I didn’t have rice for like 3 weeks cuz I was so scared of getting infected. Also I discovered mashed cauliflower which is kinda fire. Feel better !!!
Halimaaa
I’d say have peppermint tea with honey, I’ve never had a dry socket but the idea of that seems like it would work
prabs
feel better bae🫶🏼 remember soft foods only!!
trixie
eat baby food trust me
Amy Herring
literally just eat custard
Izabelle Tewolde
No need to apologize bro ur all good rest up💯
Sam
it's ok, the little bit of feet last week makes up for this
Ale
KEEP UP WITH THE SALTWATER RINSES!!! you can eat yogurt, applesauce, pudding, lukewarm soups, smoothies (no straw though!), pasta and ramen are also good options. wish you a quick recovery!
safiya
#miskeen
Jaelyn Fletes
this is the only advice that matters
Abby
i only ate mashed potatoes and smoothies with a spoon for a week when i got mine done
skyler 🍎
Do another po box unboxing to make up for it 🌸
Dominique
I have 1 I’ve been wanting to remove bc it’s shifting my lower teeth and now I’m scared. Feel better Hamzah!
chloe
sorry you didn’t get to see your gorgeous hygienist today but hope you feel better!!
Ayev
Also take a perc
Ayev
Lydia
also make sure when you are rinsing your mouth with saltwater that you do it as gentle as possible, it’s fine if there’s food that gets stuck in the socket, itll dislodge itself eventually, just keep up with the saltwater rinses and don’t stress too much over it c:
Bibi
I have to get mine out soon and everyone in the comments is giving such good advice, I will be come back to this 😭
Lydia
honestly just lots and lots of saltwater rinses and only liquidy foods and you should be fine, hope you have a speedy recovery <33
ely
wishing you a safe and speedy recovery 🫡 hang in there, king !
Campbell
No after a few days ur face should be fine at least for me I know it’s diff for everyone tho
Campbell
Oh also if they gave you that syringe to flush out the sockets make sure you do it GENTLY
Campbell
Don’t vape or use straws bc you will suck out the blood clot and get dry socket
Stephanie Estephan
No rice ! And no drinking out of straws !
Random Girl
The way I would just end up starving myself because I would be too scared to eat anything.
Breanna
maybe not the best advice but i ate all the things i wasnt supposed to just very slowly and at the front of my mouth 🤷🏻♀️ but applesauce, jello, pudding, chicken broth, ice cream etc. just dont swish or drink through a straw ofc for the first week and then after that flush the holes just not too hard and for the love of god do NOT put the syringe inside the hole like i did i have never truly felt pain until that moment
Kim
Get syringes off amazon, so you can flush out those holes 😭 It's really gross, but very necessary 🤧
thog
Also this pic unironically goes hard
aaliyah
milkshakes (w a spoon), mac n cheese (was basically all i ate), mashed potatoes, brownies, and burger king chicken fries. I was 14 when i got mine removed and i can’t remember it but that’s what i survived on 😊
Power
milkshake smoothie soup
Marly
Looks like all u can eat is baby food now.. U really are age regressing huh… 🧐😂
cmann1313
All i know is you have to clean the sockets out cus my brother didn’t know he had to and had hella old food in there and the dentist had to clean it out. Smelled like actual fucking garbage 🤓 but best of luck wishing u a speedy recovery boss!
ciara
dude you’re all good, look after yourself 🫶
tillie
don’t get a bludclaat
Charlie
Also my recovery time was very quick and I had no pain after the first day…I cannot attest to everyone saying it was agonizing. Sooo it is possible both ways
Charlie
Not gonna like I was terrified to eat anything and I religiously used the syringe like 3 times a day. But stick to the softer foods and chew with your front teeth and you’ll be fine. So many people are saying blood clots and I didn’t even know that was a concern so just keep it easy and you got nothing to worry about. 😎
eeveentually
i had no patience for the soft food and went to mcdonald's the night i got mine out and i was fine lmao but i think the percs probably helped with that so hopefully they give you some good pain meds in canada 😌
Sulaiman
Its fine Make a 20 page podcast transcrip essay instead due tmrw thanks
jj
also make sure to actually use that cleaning syringe thingie for your wounds if they told you to. i always did and it rlly helped me not get an infection
jj
i got mine removed last year and all I ate was ice cream, mashed potatoes, and creamy soups for a good 2 weeks. NO STRAWS AND DONT BLOW OUT OR IN cus youll get a freakin bombastic bloodclaut. Get better king see you next week <3
Sulaiman
Bloodclot
Hamzah Al-Emad
I did it was horrific
Alicia
I got mine out a few weeks ago. I mostly ate soup, ice cream, and mashed potatoes. I know that pasta is alright too. No straws, don’t swish stuff in your mouth, no citrusy things and try not to suck on anything bc the motion might mess with the blood clots
alissa
congee!! literally ate that the whole week
gyatt eater
i hope you heal fast hamzah!!! 🫶🫶🫶 also pls lmk if you did hear your bones getting crushed
Arlene Puente
Feel better hamzah.
liz
feel better lil bro get some protein packed greek yogurts in u 💪🏽💪🏽
Irissavannah
also the face ice packs helped a lot
alycohol
YES the dentist called me a shark and brought everyone from the office in when he did the x-rays.. it was wild lol
Irissavannah
no straws and all I ate was mashed potatoes and applesauce for like 2 weeks, I was too scared to eat anything else 😔
egg
but also we understand, don’t be sorry, things happen
egg
i hope u feel better, i miss u 😔
thog
I have no answer for anything you asked sorry but I hope you feel better and that you stop biting your tongue ow
F
fruit juice or coconut water NO STRAWS!
penelope
literally ice your face 24/7 let that swelling go DOWN! stay as hydrated as possible but NO STRAW!! also limit the physical exertion for a week or so (i attempted to go on a run 4 days after getting my wisdom teeth out and thought my jaw was going to break open). hope you are cozy and are not in too much pain🐛
adeliya
these comments r horrific i never knew getting them taken out was dis bad im never getting nothing taken out im sorry
Peanus butter
do a trivia challenge with siri
Peanus butter
Can i write my 5$ patreon expense as a medical tax deduction now
Megan
whatever you eat literally clean your sockets so well… i was stupid and scared to go at them properly with the syringe and I got an infection. it’s the worst pain i’ve ever felt in my life
Hamzah Al-Emad
8?? Holy cow
Jordan
hope you recover quick!!! best advice as someone who got a dry socket and infections: DO NOT SWITCH TO HARDER FOODS BEFORE YOURE READY THAT WILL HURT AND CAUSE MORE HARM THAN GOOD!! also don’t pick at it too much, and make sure to flush regularly
vic
PINEAPPLE JUICE reduced all of the swelling
jules
don’t give him any ideas 😭
pinkfairy
Also don’t use straws cause that can cause dry sockets!!
pinkfairy
Salty warm water!! I would eat mash potatoes, Mac & cheese, soup for like the first two days, then I was pretty good after. I had a pretty quick recovery
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sam
i ate about 5 packs of applesauce and tons of soup when i got mine taken out, that’s probably 2 good foods to eat at least
hana
honestly you should put whatever you wanna eat in the blender and make it liquid LMAO my bf also just got his wisdom teeth out so we’ve been doing some research on what to eat and surprisingly many people suggested this (i saw someone say that they blended a kebab plate with rice and veggies etc and that it tasted good 💀)
charlize
also i’m going to see ur sister (madison beer) tomorrow v excited!! i might send you a confession of my big fat crush on her for the next episode 😍
alycohol
i had 8 teeth including my wisdom teeth taken out at once 😪 i could relate to the tongue biting. honestly all i ate was soup & mac and cheese. it wasn’t that bad of a recovery, i’m sure you’ll be fine
charlize
salt water rly helps!! but don’t gargle or spit too hard, you don’t wanna loosen the blood clot. get well soon pumpkin 🧸
doranial
crayola popsicles that are shaped like crayons helped me fulfill my childhood desire of eating crayons while also cooling my mouth
lauren
you should do a text to speech voiceover of whatever you were trying to say in the clips
Sierra Stratton
Oh so that’s where my five dollars went
mima
waiiit 😭😭 im terrified, i got them out an hour ago. was your face still swollen or bruised after 2 weeks?? i have prom 😬😬
sara
make hella milkshakes liquid diet is best plus it hurts the least just make sure youre keeping up with postop care thats the most important part ❤️
jules
also all i did was drink ensure for 2 weeks like a senior citizen and they all healed up nicely so 🤘🏽
Soma
My dentist gave me popsicle sticks and i had to fit them in my mouth so my mouth with open more everyday, and i had to had a couple everyday. That doesn’t help and maybe he was playing a joke on me cuz it was some Russian dude for 100 buck in toronto
prosekko
he’s gonna put a tooth in the next merch drop like a golden ticket
chuucandoit
perfect time for mewing sense u cant talk anyway
Tristan Flores
When I got mine out I just ate a lot of jello and applesauce so I recommend those. Also no sharp foods like chips or anything those things HURT BAD. ik I couldn’t open my mouth that much too so use like rubber spoons it’s easier and hurts less
Abigail Potter
my sister got her tooth removed and did everything right but still got dry socket! they put a clove in her wound afterward to fix it & it worked perfectly. so if u get dry socket maybe you’ll get a cool clove in ur hole
june
i would really only stick to cold liquids/liquid foods such as brothy kinda soup, maybe once a week passes, warmed up tomato soup ! but yogurt and sherbet really helped me get through wisdom teeth removal as did gatorade !! i would alsooo recommend a oral rinse specifically w no flavor/fragrance and would start using it 3-4 days in, buttt best of luck cowgirl :D
jules
rest uppp hope your recovery is speedy and well!! 🤝🏽 but anw thanks for giving us a rough pov of what ur dental hygienist sees every month. it rly paints a picture !
jas 🩷
can the bonus be you diving into your astrology chart or personality type quiz or something that’d be fun 🥹
Dia
Minor setbacks major comebacks!! Feel better 🙌
owen
eat his cookie
mya ^_^
try and get one of those irrigation syringes to clean out your sockets after you eat!
serena
Also listen to that new Kacey musgraves
meyah
and don’t suck on anything or you could get dry socket
meyah
lots of apple sauce and flush out your mouth every single time you eat anything
kat
btw did u get to keep them?? i did, but they gave them back with my gums still attached so i had to scrape them off and wash them
Valerie
lived on banana peanut butter smoothies even soup was hard, any form of chewing for days was impossible and made things worse😭
khalia
any soft food really that doesn’t need major chewing. avoid spicy and food with seeds
Donnie
kind of nasty as far as texture goes but banana baby food honestly isn’t terrible 😭😭
Valerie
my recovery was so hard!! hope you feel better in a week🩷🩷
Binx
Liquid thc on ice cream
kai peraza
you should stick to liquids only as eating slightly solids may get into where they removed you wisdom teeth and always be sure to have salt water to flush out your mouth!!! good luck girl !!
ponnie
"Sucking on a straw creates a lot of suction that could pull the blood clot away from the socket and dislodge it, causing dry socket."
cj
popsicles idk (i dont have wisdom teeth)
belbel
OH and idk what meds they give you in Canada for the pain but if it’s opiates be careful lol like once the pain is bearable get rid of them….my brother stole one from my sister after she got hers out and liked it so much he got scared and flushed them all 😭😭
moonie
I’ve never gotten my wisdom teeth out, but all these comments are making me feel like sleep for dinner is the best option because goddamn
Marly
Get well soon pumpkin
ponnie
DON'T USE STRAWS!!!
serena
Avoid crunchy foods for a bit (even when it doesn’t hurt anymore) because it might get stuck and cause infection! (This happened to me)
des tiny
don’t worry about it! hope you feel better soon, drink sum tea
kat
stock up on popcicles lol
prosekko
your body is an unstoppable machine dw
Hamzah Al-Emad
yeah I'm also taking this time time to quit again LOL
Hamzah Al-Emad
Yup thhats what im so scared of, I'm just gonna get skinny ig
maisie
😰
Hamzah Al-Emad
How you think i paid for this
Hamzah Al-Emad
Yess thats what im feeling
Aliyah Al-ghazzawi
jello and lala yogurt smoothies!! أتمنى لك الشفاء العاجل
Hamzah Al-Emad
It so much scarier than anything ever like crazy sorry
Ndig
Don’t eat pasta idc I thought it was safe to eat about 5 days in when the pain stopped, but it lodged into my open sockets and it was the worst experience of my life 💀 take this time to be skinty and fast trust me it’s not worth getting a dry socket they hurt SO bad
King Angelica
Try potatoes :) that helped a lot when I got my wisdom teeth removed. Potatoes and eggs are perfect !
danya
gogurts
Xheniva
I had mine taken out a few weeks back, and it’s actually recommended to eat things like scrambled eggs. Anything with the consistency of baby food is good. Also wishing you a speedy recovery so we can get you back on that mewing streak😄!!
Anna Murray
just dont vape and ur fine tbh
Hailey Alvarado
snoop dog
hia
period that's all i ate when i had a cyst removed from the inside of my lip😭
skyler 🍎
I just collapsed in 2nd period
Abby
Definitely more liquids and stuff you don’t have to chew to eat! Hope u get feel better
maisie
hope u feel better soon! i haven’t had my wisdom teeth out yet but i will need to soon and it seems so scary
Quincy
Honey Greek yogurt would be great, and I’d recommend sucking on some frozen mangos as a treat
prosekko
mac and cheese is so easy bc the noodles are small and soft, and it also tastes better then endless oatmeal or applesauce
caytamine
Can next weeks bonus be getting my $5 back
fargo
Also breast milk
kat
eat cold food, it soothed how much i would grind my teeth bc ur gums are going to be hella itchy for the next week (especially if you got dissolvable stitches)
fargo
I hear sour punch straws are the best on raw mouth wounds
Momo
Apple sauce n protein shakes !! Be safe 🫶🏼
ruth
congee/rice porridge is good they’re at some viet restaurants. idk if u like jello but that should be something easy n the jello from asian markets r always good i like lychee n mango the most
fargo
Can you just put me on your insurance please
zoowee mama
hamzah my subscription ends in like a week should I subscribe again
Hamzah Al-Emad
No way LOL
jaina
i hope you feel better oikos💗💗
sydney kerouac
Just try your best not to mess with the extraction site! I work at a dental office and a lot of people come in w dry sockets bc they don’t leave their mouths alone. If you’re really worried about it try stellalife gel to promote healing! Feel better Mr Fantastic 😸❤️
belbel
I took it as an opportunity to just eat as much ice cream as I wanted so def recommend that! Also applesauce and mac and cheese, anything soft is fine so scrambled eggs was a good choice. Biggest advice for avoiding dry socket is to avoid sucking lol so don’t use straws or smoke, also don’t poke around your wound with your tongue
girl1901
Its good for reducing . swelling
michaela
raffle off ur teeth to us❤️
Sophia E.
noodles eggs soup smoothies milkshakes whatever but some ppl say to avoid dairy since it can contain bacteria and infect the sockets?? But idk
Emily
I drank so many milkshakes when I had them out but DO NOT USE STRAW !!! drink it from the cup. Also don't get tempted to blend up normal food , I put a pizza in a blender and it tasted so bad 🤢🤢🤢 but get well soon!! Hopefully u have ice packs for the face
ohana
avoid spicy foods, fruits w seeds like strawberrry and kiwis or grains and nuts. for mine i mostly ate bananas, ice cream and lots of soup like broths and stuff and scrambled eggs is good!! also i really recommend ice cream bc it feels really good.
Mouche
put ice on one side and switch like every 10 mins for the first like 3 days! Also something that helped me was to really take your time and very gently brush your teeth so nothing gets stuck or wtv
familyguyandablunt
popping a perc in honor of a steady recovery for you!
Katelyn Avila
feel better king eat soft things like soup and cold things like yogurt that’ll help soothe the ache !!
Sam
DO NOT USE STRAWS, eat oatmeal, smoothies without seeds, apple sauce, good luck!!!
Hamzah Al-Emad
Yup butternut squash soup and protein from breakie lmao
Mia
maybe try soup?
Kaitlyn A.
bro lucky, mine were impacted and i got that crazy nerve damage they warn you about :) i hope your healing is fast tho, rest up king ✊🏼
shae
second this
Hamzah Al-Emad
Perioddd woah
Gozalyn
just finished every pod episode and i was excited for this one, what the flip hamzah
Ndig
Ew 💀💀💀
Carla
you might have to start blending your food tbh but i’d just stick with soup!
owen
or metal just don’t use plastic, bc turtles
jaky
as for ideas i really love the halloween video u guys did, idk the structure but it was really entertaining so maybe something like that again lol
Amallia
Heard pineapple juice works but lmk cause I also gotta take out my wisdom teeth in a month 🙏
clementine
i got my wisdom teeth out like 4 years ago so i don't remember what i specifically ate but i do remember eating soft foods, drinking a lot of water and flushing out the wounds with a little syringe thing so nothing got stuck
hia
try making congee or butternut squash soup or mashed potatoes. protein shake for protein
mima
no fvcking way. i am literally in bed w gauze in my mouth. i got my wisdom teeth removed like an hour ago! pls give me an update next week if u have any tips 🙏 we in this together queen 🫡🦷🎀 be safe also, my dentist said scrambled eggs is ok!
Autumn Canty
just make sure u rinse out ur mouth after eating as best as u can and u wont get dry socket
omar
do a mukbang next week as a bonus pretty please
nina
I second this!!
Kyle Vaccaro
Gumbooooooo
Hamzah Al-Emad
No anthesia like a boss
mimi
hope you’re feeling better soon sweet prince 🙏
michaela
do NOT drink from a straw or eat martins cookie
Kyle Vaccaro
Dry sockets are real asf, my friend got one last week, idk how but she was going throigh hell🙏🏻prayers
Neena
currently on the same page, literally the only thing that i’ve managed to eat is mashed potatoes and noodles. Also eating something cold like ice cream and or cottage cheese can help soothe the pain.
daniela contreras
DO NOT DRINK OUT OF A STRAW ‼️😧
monica
I’m unemployed Hamzah
jaky
Feel better........ but um eat some flavored gelatin (thats what i ate the most since i lost appetite when i got mine removed)
DawsonF300
Yeah I have to un sub now. Sorry
eloise heeks
feel better sweetheart
olivia rodrigo
if the scrambled eggs weren’t expired ur good king 👑👑
alyssa 𐙚
if you’re still eating those eggs from diarrhea city..
Kaitlyn A.
i got all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed and threw up like 4 times after, i think im allergic to anesthesia that makes you sleep, did that happen to you? but i pretty much only ate soup and scrambled eggs also, just dont use a straw and dont slurp your soup super hard. like drop the soup in your mouth ya know?
saaf
i have a tip… hehe on what to eat.. hehe
Amallia
Get well soon brudda 🫶🧑
girl1901
When i removed my wisdom teeth all i ate was tomato soup and yogurt #skinnyqueen
Hamzah Al-Emad
give me 5 dollars please
julia m
feel better soon!
jaehyunsrealgf
mac & cheese goes down the gullet easy 🧘🏽♀️
shae
no blunts for mama 😥❤️🩹
Monet Dennis
get well soon king 🙏🏿
zarah
Bone broth and maybe marshmallows
carrington
get well soon!!
abbie
crumble cookie is the only answer
ais
my sister smoked a lot of 🍃 to deal with the pain and she got dry socket from it 😭😭 so don’t do that but if you do then just take edibles or inhale it thru ur nose
monica
Feel better……
Val
Wishing you a speedy recovery during these harsh times
Mailleux Chloe
martin’s cookies should be soft enough
livitup
for bonus next week maybe give away your teeth??
Hamzah Al-Emad
You're an actual op wtf
belindarose
get well soon bro 🤝
Ruby June
idk if you’ve done this yet but you’ve brought up taking the personality type quiz and i’d love to see that - infp
KayLay
yogurt sir, eat that yogurt
mimi
eat porridge and soup
monica
NOO my subscription cancels today 😣😣 just say you want me to die
Kaitlyn Pollock
oh i was addicted to mashed potatoes during this era of my life also applesauce
Oscar Schmidt
no worries brudder
Ashanti
I’m not sure if scrambled eggs was fine to eat but feel better! 👍🏼
Tess
get well soon
Barack Obama
NOOO💔💔
holly
who took this picture 😭
Carla
hope u have a quick recovery so u can get back to mewing 😢🙏🏼
owen
drink everything out of straws bro make sure they are paper tho
Maddy
Marsh potatoes and Macking cheese
al
give me my 5 bucks back🙄
LivernAustinEmmern
Make sure to drink from straw🇬🇧
an
pineapple juice is good for swelling 🙌🏿🙌🏿 good luck w recovery
Shannon Lovett
Mashed potatoes !!!
Oscar Schmidt
this looks so 2008
LivernAustinEmmern
Bless up