Hamzah Al-Emad
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86 - My Bingo Card
🕑 Added 2024-03-01 20:08:19 +0000 UTCHasan Piker is down, Travis Kelce is bi, we eat cereal for dinner, Dune 2 4Dx, I almost burn my house down, ADHD anonymous, billboards, wowow lots to talk about
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Grace
2/10 eye contact this episode Hamzah 😔
anushka
hamzah tandoori momos are a common indian street food they're soo bussin
clementine
Okay u did not have to air me out like that with the phone logs 🤓
catelyn hanna
Nah you need a couch that’ll make you fall asleep when you lay on it
catelyn hanna
You’re Taylor Travis song ate
asmaa
hes a liar 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ or just dyslexic idk 🤷🏾♀️
Dani Perez
happy birthday king!!!
fin
can i have your tshirt please
fin
happy birthday king
Kenz
Happy HAPPY birthday,, you’re a savior 🤍🤍💞💞💞💞💞
owen
happy birthday you cute mother slusher
ana :p
happy birthday vrœ💜
Izabelle Tewolde
Stands for hyper sensitive person. He talked about it in the last episode due to my DM i sent him (where I kinda diagnosing him with it 💀 ) not 100% confirmed of course but he himself agreed that he had hella characteristics pointing to it, that I might’ve been on to sum and read him like a book 📖 lmao
grace🕯️
What does HSP mean sorry
sharifa
he's preparing us for ramadan subhanallah
Izabelle Tewolde
Nah I know ur HSP triggered like hell during dune 2 in 4D, hella overstimulation 😭
Izabelle Tewolde
Dont get rid of the couch it’s so cute!! and it’d honestly be sad lol, but I get that u’d have to prioritize the room in your 2 parking spaced apartment lol
nia
HAPPY FRICKIN BDAY HAMZAH🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Kyle Vaccaro
Bri release the instructions to kms
Kyle Vaccaro
Hamzah you need to become more nerd
Mylie
LMAO STOP, THE PFP TOO
Mylie
Gas station shirt is gas enough, hand it over
suni
brother thats deadpool
Peanus butter
Microwave tutorial: if box says safe to microwave she's a jolly good fellow, if box says not safe or nothing at all about microwave instruction DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT KABOOM! post next Thursday if you're still alive thank you.
Chloe
The intro music is gonna hit every time
Lia
The phone log😭😭😭
Lelepons1738
This’s scary I’ve literally had the same convo with my friends that if I was gonna end it all that would seem the most reasonable and painless way like id just lay in the back and play hz or something, but now I’m wondering if that was weird for me to say in the moment I’m laughing
metaversebitch
Look up Azealia Bank's 2020-2030 bingo list lol
sharifa
HELPPPPP
Marty
i thought hamzah was 21 already⁉️ he say he’s 20 going on 21⁉️
Cat
politically snatched and physically snatched 😩🇵🇸
Abby
you’re trying to tell me it’s not normal to ask ppl how they’d kill themselves under the influence??
j
how are u arab and u don’t microwave ur cereal?? or else you wouldn’t question cereal for dinner 🍽️
gabby k
i just got back from the clubs, finished a j, got my dominos out of the fridge, and did the three deep breaths. a perfect sequence of events. thanks hamzah <3
fargo
I got hacked
fargo
Can I get the shirt but I need you to run a few miles in it and then keep it in a ziplock bag before you send it my way
Victoria Jonathan
This episode.....the advice segment made me emotional, it was super relevant. thank you for being vulnerable Hamzah❤️
sofia
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SAY THIS
Liv
I want your shirt hammy
monica
Don’t tell me NOT to live just sit & putter!
vic
don’t get rid of the couch noooo
Kiddo
dune 2 was awesome
Kiddo
my thoughts when ppl watched avatar in 4dx
blerp
Would like shirt dm me Hit me up
sofia
Great episiode
Sereen
to the person struggling to find their motivation everyday— not a you issue at all!!! Most times it feels like I’m just getting through the day for the sole purpose of making it to the next, but with the way the world is going, maybe making it another day is all the motivation I need.
Dana.
but i feel called out so bad how abt we make a groupchat with hamzah in it and boost our notifications everytime lmao
Dana.
life itself is empty and meaningless, the only meaning to life is the meaning that you put into it ❤️ namaste
sara
momos are indochinese 🙌
alyssa 𐙚
you calling deadpool a bootleg spiderman is too real cause i think the same
gracie annala
Does anyone know when the merch supposed to be shipping 🙌🏻
Ashlyn Robinson
Dani is my favorite on love on the spectrum, I hate that she gets so much hate lol
Alyssa Check
hey id look quite cool in that shirt but adidas is doing kanye dirty. this is a dilemma i didn’t invision for my morning. to ask or not to ask ? wifi not working and i don’t have reception so im watching this in the corner of my garden with the ants for that 1 bar of 5G, it would be more pleasant with a dead pool shirt. AHHHHH
Althea
my hinge date tried to inject fentanyl into me😝
Althea
saw dune in 4d too, i swear i had sand up my ass by the end!
Maniya
british columbia mention RRRAAHHHHH 🦅
Cassandra
don't worry it's the initiation process
Assin
I would love to have your shirt
Lisette Chevalier
can i have the gas station shirt…
Caroline
I agree!!
Sam
slushy noobz having a billboard was not on my bingo card
caytamine
Projecting about that empty phone 🙄 don’t rope me in w you
siannauhh
hamzah where is ur camo weed hat from pls 😢
arina
OH MY GOD I’m so stupid…. Ignore this message Hamzah!!!!
sheridan thexton
my ooc poster got here but my apartment’s leasing office are holding it hostage for employee appreciation day
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Hamzah let me get that Deadpool shirt 🤲🏾
sheridan thexton
i’d buy the shirt🤷♀️
A
Ever since I started listening to his podcasts I’ve started mouth breathing is anyone else experiencing this?? Or is it just coincidence
Chaelea
that little “oh me oh my” hit
arina
I saw the black hold my hand hoodies on the insta, there’s no way for me to exchange the brown one for the black one right… 😭😭
nia
nasheed core 😭
shadia
spiderman? you wanna try again?
bowl of pho
Hamster did you ever end up texting the gay wizard back
Rim Elnabouche
Lowkey
ang
adhd inception i had to rewind multiple times, im getting lost in my own thoughts
jes
hamzah i’ve had cereal for dinner many times
girl1901
Pls can i have the shirt , i’ve been in the library writing my diss for 11 hours pls i’m losiny my mind (also deadpool is my fav movie)
bowl of pho
Dishwashing gloves are the best invention since sliced bread for someone who cant stand germs
Paige 🫧
That British Colombia gas station shirt would save me I’m so serious
Rim Elnabouche
The Taylor song took me out 😭😭
sab
why did the song in the beginning sound like a surah
bowl of pho
The vibes today are very bonita🎀
charlize
overstimulation central 😭😭 hamzah is not making it out alive
Ariana
SAME
Angie
I want the shirt please
kat
speaking of estrogen - you mentioned on sundays ep you were taking soy milk, which might be breaking you out if you're noticing flareups !
Annie
u have inspired me to get dishwashing gloves! thx king!
Moriah
ill take rhe shirt
khalia
bootleg spider man ( deadpool)
sofia
4d for almost 3 hours crazy
meionaise
loving this glee episode 😻!
annabelle
why r u feeling up the couch so sensually
chelsie
caption sounds like it’s written by AI, that’s how you know it’s gonna be good
JohnDoe
ADHD = bisexual ❤️
JohnDoe
Me when I self diagnose and I and I and me and I and me when I
kenna
im lookin at chu and u look real small next to that table back there
sierra
taylors ghost writer
F
I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND BUT THEN I SAW HIM HOLD YOUR HAND 💯🗣️🗣️
roro
hamzah taylor swifts ghost writer confirmed
kai peraza
hamzah you never told us you were taylor’s ghost writer ?
carrington
hamzah can I pls have the gas station shirt
roro
4D like jungkok
F
timothée actually got a level one gyatt 🫤
prabs
i think that’s deadpool on ur shirt not bootleg spiderman😭 🤣but i want the shirt
F
as soon as i saw bald austin butler in the dune 2 trailer i KNEW it was gonna be another villeneuve banger
Elliot Padams
hey hamzilla what is ur favourite yeat song
Victoria Jonathan
I want the shirt can i have the short?
hia
girl that's deadpool :/
kai peraza
my bingo card for this year is so good i almost have a bingo 🙏🏻
hia
how much for the shirt
aaliyah
average hamzah podcast
Daniel Moss
my favorite part of the day
Soma
On the Kellogg’s box it says its for dinner/lunch, it’s been saying that for as long as i can remember
june
THE NEW SHIRTS IN THE INTRO YEEEAAH ‼️
michaela
how did we get here from cereal🧍
Soma
Holy frick i love deadpool, i would love the shirt
F
how did talking ab cereal for dinner go to talking ab killing yourself what
michaela
i never noticed the cup of water and thought it just spawned into ur hand bye
annabelle
last time i ate cereal i farted on an old woman in a bookstore
Shaunna
This and emergency intercom out at the same time….. Having an amazing day! Many thanks Hamzah!
Peanus butter
my dog wants the shirt btw
F
dehhhdass 😐💯
charlize
yoongi get off ur phone ur supposed to be in the army
Phoebe arden
DUNE BABYYYY long live the fighters
mirella
yaaaaa new patreon member here🔥🔥🔥🔥excited
anna spach
had a dream the other night that i saw you at a taylor swift concert and i don’t even listen to taylor swift
Abby
I love the billboard sm
Janelle
I want it
F
i was SURE there was a special guest beautifully singing when i first listened 🎀 thank u for serenading us
natalia d
finally 😍 I was about to turn into my true alpha self without another video soon
sierra
i’ll take the bc mountain country gas station shirt off your hands
Peanus butter
them breaths were 3D that's for sure
Sofia
Finally
anna spach
HELP
Leah M
it was actually kinda wholesome so idk why i used those emojis .
Piper Applewhite
hamzah sings
kenna
i missed u
Gabrielle
*you’re. i’m so sorry.
charlize
love da orchids and deadpool shirt 👍
Leah M
hamzah u were in my dreams the other night 🤞🏼😋
Gaby Govea
AYYYYYYYYYY
vic
just what i needed to start off my march
anna spach
hamzah we have the same birthday
Erihne
7am in australia and this is the first content im consuming
Makena
Perfect timing for my chick fil a sandwich to be devoured
charlize
ok nvm im gonna kill myself
Soma
Wohooooooooooooo
ninaa
master will you be bringing out more mercy 🙏
angel
love u hamzah❤️
anna spach
your late
Victoria Jonathan
I just got home with wendys. This timing is perfect
tessa
TRAVIS KELCE BI???
val
Finally. I was starting to lose vision in my left eye
charlize
first ayy
Alexa
ahh yayay i was hoping for this ! tyy
