83 - MERCH (Hamzah's Version)

F

i got a medium and i usually wear an xs or s so it was kinda small but it was def mens

jenn

i got mine in a medium but it was SO SMALL😭 still love it tho was wondering what size u got and how it fits

poopsparkle

THIS HES SO GOOD AT MAKING MUSIC 💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️

eloise heeks

bussin outta box

sharifa

yes i believe so. they're stopping orders rn bc they wanna focus on the current orders but will open up the website once they have everything sorted :D

Kaylee Strohfus

Y’all he might have said this but is this merch getting restocked.

indie ingram

2 hours min per poo

Landri Skye

MARTIN PLEASE WE NEED MORE MUSIC ON 2006WR PLEASE ITS THE BEST MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD 🖤🖤🖤😭😭😭😭

Cakess

I was the 200th like 😔🙏

sharifa

bc 😢

Chloe

Ontario???

sharifa

hey fellow canadian friend 😇😏

Riley

Yea they’re a bit bigger than the merch average sizes imo

Chloe

These comments are crazy. How are y’all not from Canada rn

Chloe

Period

Russell jensen

wait martin works a 9 to 5 and you guys still upload multiple times a week wowza

sierra

you speak so similar to me i feel like im listening to myself

Phoenix

Madeline argy told me to K myself and was gonna leak some pictures of me scantily dressed… everytime someone mentions her name i wanna 😱🙀🙀🙀😱😱🪛🪛🔩🔩

Catherine

hamzah we are liking the hair boy

Luke

Anyone else having trouble with emails not sending to the merch store email?

F

WAIT OH NO THE HOODIES ARE MEN SIZES RIGHT???

F

bag secured hoodie bought spending the last dollars i have

F

okay fitttt

indie ingram

I always watch while I poop I just wish episodes were longer

Marty

sock…

Mylie

Truly am trying to save money for my senior trip, but merch drop and joining the patreon just now comes first.

Marty

i was sleeping during the merch drop…

Soma

Literally just paid for patreon cuz of a clip of him serenading the mic with a roar in this ep

Nayeli Ramos

what size ya getting the hoodie ?

Breanna

Such a good brown hoodie we do not have enough good brown hoodies. It’s always an ugly brown

kavascent

boy not the holy socks

ally51855

can we pretty please get a restock of the hoodie... i fell asleep before i was gonna pay..... woke up and it sold out 😭😭😭

sofia

SAMEEEE i went to go order it and it was sold out💔💔💔

sofia

please tell me you’re going to restock the hoodie

Luke

I’ve subscribed to the patreon just to ask if the Hold my hands hoodie will be restocked 🙏 i’ve already ordered Stuff but i’d love the hoodie

mowa

shocked to my core that Martin has a day job…

leena

Just bought the hoodie and poster with $16 to ship to California 😂 excited though

laura

Wait you can’t pay with PayPal 😭😭😭 I don’t have a credit card

Izabelle Tewolde

It works now! But the shipping is insaannee 😭 but thats out of your control of course

pinky

8:24 you had someone doing what??????

Abby

Being 21 and not looking in the dating market is the best thing i’ve even done i feel free

Abby

the frost poem was so nostalgic bc for some reason my 3rd grade teacher made us memorize the whole thing

nell

finally bcs im sorry that guy is always on my fyp and the jokes r so unfunny and like how does he have nice friends like HOW😭😭

Kenz

You can skip to any point and it will be like 3 things in 10 seconds and you have no idea where you’re at or what’s going on I love it ALSOO GOT THE BLUE SHIRT YAY yay

Kenz

bros practicing seriousness i hope everyone had a good time at the event Im SAD

Hamzah Al-Emad

No you’re good we’re Fiddling around with stuff

sophia dabu

Just spent my entire paycheck on merch….

arina

The shipping now says orders over $100, will I have to pay extra for shipping now even though I already bought something?

al

ship to norway dudeee....pls

caytamine

Tyyyy

Izabelle Tewolde

Wait yeah bc it just says “shipping not available to the selected address” right now

Hamzah Al-Emad

What country?

Jeffree Star

Hamzah Al-Emad

Hold up shipping might be crazy we gotta work on this a bit more

Izabelle Tewolde

Yaayy thank u so much ❤️

Hamzah Al-Emad

Should be good now!

chuucandoit

skipping rent this month to buy merch 😈

Hamzah Al-Emad

Should be working now!

Hamzah Al-Emad

Should be working now!

Izabelle Tewolde

Appreciate it!

girl1901

Yeah its only letting me get the poster and nothing else 🤨

edie

does your dishwasher have a drain setting?

Emma

Thanks for getting me through my cardio this morning and making me spend $75 at 5am🩵

Abby

how does Martin have 3 pets and no vacuum 💀

aoife

Pls ship to ukkkk 💓

Tyra

consider shipping to the netherlands or else you’re not allowed to go to curaçao >.<

shebami

were u able to order? it’s saying the same thing for me still

Erihne

love the merch!! it looks great!!

Mia Beez

oh my god i just dropped 131 dollars oh my god why did i do that (i am happy) oh my god

Hamzah Al-Emad

Will work on it!

Hamzah Al-Emad

I’m wearing a Large! The shirts are Pre-shrunk!

Oscar Schmidt

get some xxls in stock🙏🙏

Oscar Schmidt

merch is so cute

Oscar Schmidt

❤️❤️❤️

Momo

Cuuute we’re gonna be twinning 🤞🏼🩷

sofia

i bought myself a tee i will b gagging everyone of my classmates with this luxurious top i will be wearing every day thanks hamzah

sssunaaaaa

s/o to the state refund that just funded my merch order 🙏🙏

alice hamman

Paying $31 for shipping as an Australian 😫 but I’m still gonna buy it

arina

me too 😊💗

Malak

This is my last episode before my subscription ends 💔 it was fun while it lasted, I will be back soon

liz

YIPPPEEEE MERCH :D

sheridan thexton

Hamzah what size sock are you…?

Dana.

that's what i like (manifesting y'all coming to malaysia truly asia tour) --i'd glad to help y'all

Carla

thank u!!!

Momo

Pink !! 🩷 you?

Hamzah Al-Emad

I will still look into it! That is a valid point!

arina

twins!!! did you get pink or blue shirt

Carla

NOO OMG I PAID ITS OKAY I WAS JOKING YALL DESERVE ALL MY MONEY

Hamzah Al-Emad

Ik sorry about this, I’m going to look into a fix!

Carla

damn why am i as a canadian resident paying yall canadian residents in usd😑😑😑

Alexis

it’s my birthday give me free merch 🫴

sara

naan kabob is dangerously good i wouldnt trust myself living next to one

Taylor

That poster is gonna look good on my wall and that pink shirt is cutttteeeee for spring 🥳

laura

I hate outfit-rememberers let me wear what I want to wear I know how to do my laundry

Charlie

Got the t shirt and poster 🫡

vic

right omg

Ashley C

Just spent 90$. You’re welcome

anna spach

we have a great view of the hole in your sock……

anna spach

just ordered pink tee :)))

Hamzah Al-Emad

Will work on it!

Hamzah Al-Emad

Just updated the site!

bunnie

i spent $59 during my no buy because i needed the new merch i love it good job

maya

ive never dropped $50 so fast. love the hoodie!!

kat

the random asmr was incredible. never do it again

penelope

yooo thank you for the words of wisdom! i apologize for the typos i do not proof-read anything ever!

ravi

Those pants are haunting me

annabelle

pfp go hard

caytamine

Waittt is there sizing chart for ze t shirts I got cannons 😭😭

anna spach

you lookin a little too good this episode

Sam

I like when you talk business and industry stuff 🙂

karina

I won’t meow at the pod event tomorrow but i’ll definitely be mewing….. sorry 😣

Dana.

pls consider shipping to Malaysia :(((

sab

wait the merch looks so good i might need to get that hoodie…

annabelle

escooby doo so financially literate

hannah

scooby doo just bought some merch AYYYY

⋆ ୨୧ ˚｡⋆˚ Bri ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

Just got the poster and pink gender reveal shirt 😌🫶🏾Thank you for this merch drop!

aprilhemp

i got the 1x and im just gonna stretch it cause tight clothes literally make me wanna crawl out of my skin

annabelle

Girl get up

aprilhemp

can we get that poster design on a hoodie

aprilhemp

special thank you to hamzah im having a horrible week (just found out my car is done for so I have to buy a new one that i cant afford) and this combined with the merch drop is curing me and hopefully ill be driving around in my OOC hoodie in my new car soon :)

piper spivey

i already spent my whole paycheck bc it came in on my birthday I’m shakign…

sheridan thexton

ur lucky i got paid today hamzah😏

Gozalyn

Just got the blue shirt, crewneck, and poster. Let’s just say that was the fastest $84 i’ve ever spent 😂😂😂😂😂 My whole paycheck will be gone when the slushynoobz merch comes out.

Leo Duffy

i am so beyond excited for this shit hamzah

Peanus butter

pretty in pink'

charlize

yeah I ordered not long ago

Hamzah Al-Emad

This will be fixed soon

mellow22

same here

Emily Sophia

HELP DO I GET THE PINK OR THE BLUE SHIRT

paria

just copped a silly rainbow crewneck ayee😂👻

Nabeela

are u theee ethan

aaliyah

i am getting recommendations for the male grooming subreddit and i am so scared idk how i got there idk what’s going o

sinanvllasaliufan

has anyone in the UK been able to order?? it says there's no delivery options available for my address

metaversebitch

You need to join the I have a lying problem subreddit

oliver

is the poster able to be shipped to australia😭😭? its not letting me check it out bc there's no delivery options available for my address

Izabelle Tewolde

Real

Izabelle Tewolde

I rly loved the poster as well 😭😭

kenna

unsubbing because ur dirty😪

ruby larue

he’s so hot i want to clean his room 😕

Elin

Same, this is crazyyyyyy!!!!

Izabelle Tewolde

SAME💔

Izabelle Tewolde

NOOO wait Hamzah i was gonna order the limited edition poster but its only available for shipping to US, UK Canada and Australia?? Plz send me one I’m from Sweden 💀

kenna

poster was an immediate purchase

Elin

Why is there only like 4 countries??? I also want to order💀💀💀🥲

hia

so happy i get to add a cute little pink out of character mug to my collection, thank u truly🩷

amanda

hoodie has been copped 🙏 will be wearing with my ooc smiley face beanie from forever ago lol

A

I don’t care about the pants but you need new comfy socks

Peanus butter

the site took my dollaz with the wind don't let the taxman bite thank you

Kora Nojd

deadass never bought anything faster than i did for that poster

Griffin

i recommend goblet squats if you haven't tried them out if you feel very worn down from your leg days! i found plate squats to be very taxing on my body and found it really helpful to get really good form and depth with goblet squats but if you dont want to thats okay and ill shut up and never speak in your comments again

jes

hamzah i just bought the poster and two pink tees for my friend and i i’m excited they are so cute

Momo

Just bought a shirt, hoodie, and poster hehe 🤭🤭

s0apgh0st

I’ve been catching up with the patreon episodes on my break as an infant toddler teacher, I really enjoy them and they make me laugh :)

maxie

I am a professional dish washer. I can help Hamzah 😄

ais

alr bought poster + crewneck we 🆙

Shub

too real

Hayleigh Shostle

YUPPP JUST BOUGHT THE POSTERRR!!

Pumakitty5678

Please guys I’m in class I need this

Abby

I’ve been waiting 🙏

Hamzah Al-Emad

Some yes!

Abby

IM SO EXCTIED FOR THE DROP

Hamzah Al-Emad

Next drop / restock!

arina

genuinely the merch looks so good great job!!

A

I thought the jusreign bit was real wtff

meyah

love the poster so much actually

clementine

bought the poster and the hoodie literally under one breath. i was not gonna let that hoodie sell out before i got to it...

carrington

JUST BOUGHT THE BLUE GENDER REVEAL SHIRT AND POSTER THANK U HAMZAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lauren Gerety

khalia

will be getting hoodie, tee, and poster🤭🤭

khalia

!!

aa

Will the poster be available at the live show? I’m tryna get out of paying shipping🫠

arina

IM GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW so excited to get the merch!!!

Greer

spending my fafsa money on merch now thank u hamzah🙌

stoup_

hamzah i got a fraud warning from my bank when i tried to buy merch

maxie

Yeeeheee

shaunna

yall shouldve seen how fast i bought that stuff omfg

safiya

one day i will get the merch #miskeen

bowl of pho

Hamzah have u seen the toronto monster yet (drake’s schlong)

Lydia

i have never purchased merch so fast in my entire life

Ariadne

Some peoples biggest accomplishments may be getting into Harvard but mine was getting the access code to the merch

kate

zendaya.

Daniella

terrible day to be unemployed

Izabelle Tewolde

Im sooo buying the poster such a good idea, more posters plz!!🤞🏾

dania

WOOOO

charlize

omg the prices are so good!! I got the tee, hoodie and mug I literally can’t wait yayyy 😁😁

bowl of pho

Happy lunar new year! Now i have money to pay for my next month of ooc!

vic

literally just got one of everything yay!!

aaron

copped but make beanies next time too pleeeeease man.

Carla

I NEED THE HOLD MY HAND HOODIE NOW

familyguyandablunt

i was gonna kill myself on this treadmill cause gym crush didnt show ill listen to this instead i guess

aisha

AYEEEE

doranial

MERCH MERCH MERCH

Izabelle Tewolde

THE PINK IS SO CUTE !!

alissah

just copped a shirt bruh i can’t wait to get so much sex from this 😼

charlize

I JUST BOUGHT SOME LETS GOOO THE MERCH IS SO CUTEEEEE

Carla

NEW MERCH IM UP!!!

anna spach

LOVING the pink tee

anna spach

THE MERCH IS SOOOO GOOD

Maddy Starr

dudddffdeee i wish there were more colors for the hold my hand hoodie

Ally

the merch looks so good omg

aarushi

Will be purchasing the sippy cup🙏

only emily

the way i need everything in the merch store 🤔😋☝️

Momo

Omgggg my first video after joining the patreon and there’s merch tooo yippeee

Nabeela

Waiting for oscar schmidt where da heil r u

Ethan

Omg

mari

day got so much better…

aarushi

YIPPEEEE

erica

hi hamzah

Nabeela

Okay

sarina c.

letttsss gooo, I just was looking for something to watch 🤩

mia 美亜

Will be copping😳

charlize

hiii hamzah i stayed up for the patreon episode it’s 12:50 am :3

brianna

woooo merch

Alexa

everyone cheer