Hamzah Al-Emad
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82 - The Eternal Sleep
🕑 Added 2024-02-02 00:35:14 +0000 UTCSKIP LIKE 43 SECONDS IDK WHAT HAPPENED
I cast an evil spell on homeless people, I embarrass my self online to make money, I beg for the eternal sleep, and my belly predicts this years harvest.
Edit: GUYS IM JOKING ABOUT THE $15 A MONTH
Comments
Slader
This whole podcast is a cry for help. Keep it up man! (All seriousness you good?)
liv
OK IM WATCHING AN OLD EPISODE RN BORED AF SCROLLED DOWN AND OVERWATCH MENTIONED PLS i love when my interests combine (hamzah play with me i’m masters)
chloe
rewatching this and the pig farm story reminds me of the movie okja on netflix i believe. it does deal with animal abuse so don't watch if you're sensitive to that, but it really is a good movie! made me never want to eat pork again
Quincy
When Hamzah activates my Alexa it feels like a 4D experience 🥰
Landri Skye
MARTIN PLEASE WE NEED MORE MUSIC ON 2006WR PLEASE ITS THE BEST MUSIC IVE EVER HEARD 🖤🖤🖤😭😭😭😭
iguessitsleanne
When I’m driving to clinical at like 4am after only sleeping 2 hours, I think about how ready I am to rest. Like I’ll just be thinking “can’t life just pause for a second, so I can rest my eyes.” I’m literally so exhausted from all this shit but it’s not like “I wanna die:(“, it’s more like “I wanna rest.” So I absolutely know what you mean, and I try to explain it to ppl but they always think it’s a cry for help.
amandaxoxo
wtf so how did Kazuya recover tho?? did they stitch his tongue back together orrrr?
Alexa
bountiful harvest 🙌❤️😋
lily r
omg brene brown is so good. i recommend braving the wilderness and dare to lead srsly changed my communication skills
lily
taxes are stupid take my money and buy some dzam vegetable💗😡
nell
can’t wait to move out i totally agree w what you said 😭i need that distance before i start repairing these family relationships
annabelle
i’m watching this in math class
shadia
they’re NOT fucking with you’re $15 joke in these comments 😭😭
gyatt eater
just do the next pod w no pants
monse
i heard $15 and said HE-HELL NAW.
mari
HE-HELL NAW
Rob
the camera look better ngl
mowa
You have the funniest experiences, I’ll always pay to listen
Lina
Downloading the woman in the dunes rn + homegoing is one of my fav books ever omg u should read the beekeeper of aleppo or (the classics) the kite runner/a thousand splendid suns
Ashanti
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8W3MYLG/ the results are in hamzah spring is coming early this year 🎉
Elly
My phone loves ground hog day
Gentle darling
You got that gnome hat on!
shaya
which part? wanting to die or sleep is time travel..
caytamine
Actuallyyyy I can’t face the idea of dying m cause it WONT BE CHILL LIKE SLEEPING OR DREAMING it’ll jus be nothing and we will never know anything different. Anyways I hope I come back reincarnated in Brookhaven
Jesse Guasch
that's something I would say omg 😭😭🙏
Jesse Guasch
exaaactlyyy you get it
shaya
also once a couple years ago i let the “i can’t wait till i’m dead” line slip out at work and the rest of the shift was so serious and awkward..
shaya
wow i’ve thought sleep is like time travel since forever. i have a vivid memory of child me trying to explain this concept to my older brother and him staring back at me w a blank face and me getting increasingly panicked bc the idea of people having different perceptions on the human experience was scary to me and i decided to never bring it up again with anyone. felt healing to hear you say it thank you 💯💯🫶
Lilly Erb
i love a premium podcast
Carla
fighting for your life telling everyone the $15 was a joke LMFAOOO
jas
I agree with you…I thought it was stupid but I was intrigued to see how the story would end so I read the entire thing anyways. I think I just heard people hype it up too much
aa
omg that posters got me so excited for the new ooc merch:) can't wait to get some at york:))
vic
i remember when i paid $15 for the patreon 😭 i’ll be ok paying that again
vic
i miss when u were a hater 💔
A
Love brene brown but she should not narrate her own audiobooks I had to find an ai voice version on yt instead
Brooke
Hammy Hamzah sitting on a tree
adeliya
Im gonna take a shot 4 every time youve mentioned the apple vision pro
Hamzah Al-Emad
Please check the description 😭
adeliya
$15 respect the grind but HE-HELL NAWW 😭
Dia
Can you make it $20 so I’ll be motivated to grind harder #weallhavethesame24hours #dinnerwithjayz
ruby larue
happy hamzah’s bountiful belly day to those who celebrate
safiya
ruh roh flew to close to the sun with that 15 dollar joke
asmaa
Please elaborate on “half his tongue fell out” please
meionaise
thx for the pre bday feature crusty pants; I’ll give you an extensive review post haste🫡
lilly
learn to grafitti, vacation mode, find toronto hot spots (?), embarrass myself every chance I get. noted. thank you. see u round.
Hamzah Al-Emad
I KNOW! THATS THE JOKE 💔
Hamzah Al-Emad
ITS A JOKE 😭
annalitha
hamzah i thought you were for the people…$15 is simply too much
Val
Are you kidding I just joined wym $15???
Snoop
RAHHHH
angelica
Just got back from a rather ass night out this is exactly what I needed to make my night better and I would happily spend $15 on you hamzah this is why I paid for the patreon #slushynoobzsupremacy
aprilhemp
canvas warriors rise 💪 but on a real note if you don’t have it already get the “Tasks for canvas” extension on chrome the to do list is gorgina!
ponnie
I'd spend $15 on you hamzah, anything to get u some more pants
kat
leave the man's pants alone he's down to all but 2 pairs that's the price of having a dumpy guys
Jesse Guasch
hey listen man (or not a man idk) I'm still gonna finish the book but it seems kinda overly (on purpose) edgy and it's hard following the girl protagonist when she's so privileged-core anyway that's my two cents on the matter maybe I will like it soon we Will find out ok bye
sophia dabu
Hamzah when was the last time you washed those pants
Jesse Guasch
Lmao
Ashanti
After you said the Patreon was gonna be $15 I actually started thinking about canceling my membership 😭😭 I’m not balling yet Hamzah
arina
The people unsubscribing 😭😭
Campbell
How dare you say that
Addie
15 dollars😓😓….. greedy capitalist bastid
Emily Sophia
LOL THE EDIT
aaliyah
i love how you can see him reliving every story he’s telling 😭
Hamzah Al-Emad
GUY IM JOKING
luka
unsubbed i cant do $15 good luck tho
Kora Nojd
pls ham.. don’t increase to $15…. i’m too broke for that
karina
my social work professor cancelled me in class today for saying homeless bc apparently were supposed to use the term “unhoused” now😭😭😭😭
karina
ngl im just as terrified of going to the live podcast event as you are 😭
kenna
i use reddit now bc of the slushynoobz subreddit i feel like an incell
kat
omg yeah apparently toronto has only had like 30hrs of sunshine this whole winter compared to last years 200hrs by this time -- but it was literally sunny all day monday bro how did u miss that
kenna
im too broke for $15 a month hamzah pls dont do this to me
aisha
another week, another banger episode!
Peanus butter
DAWG!!!! My mom named me after the opps so Maddi the Muslim-Arab it is. but yea independence is truly a goal of mine but its scary and expensive as hell till I graduate. I just wish I could brainwash them as easily as WhatsAss does nonetheless we move. Thanks for your input
Jesse Guasch
book is low-key not that good though
Carla
update on lookmaxxing tutorial guy you and martin gave me advice on: I GHOSTED HIM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 yall humbled me so bad
Jesse Guasch
Hamzah's year of rest and relaxation (Reading that book rn)
charlize
the eternal sleep is the only thing i’m looking forward to i’m a chronic sleepyhead 😭
jas
I always appreciate your “I’m gonna take a sip of water gimme a sec” warnings as someone who is using AirPods from 2018 that have gone through the washing machine twice and can’t tell if the pause is from them disconnecting or from u not speaking . 🙏🏼
familyguyandablunt
A Quick One Before The Eternal Sleep Devours Connecticut
Emily
WAIT me too! :(( So sad for us 🥲 bye pumpkin 🎃
nina scott
cant make it to york... heard that nova scotia is the new toronto, come visit
norelys
it’s ok i got $0.00 and crumbs in my bed we’ll get through this ❤️
arina
a new ooc episode AND a slushy noobz video on the same day that I have NO homework?? life is awesome!
Mila
I have a whole .50 cents rn, missed the mark by ten times 😔
norelys
this is my last patreon ep too goodbye everyone i’m officially broke 💔💔
Jocelyn sitko
everytime an episode comes out while I’m at the gym an angel gets its wings 😇
vic
ty! we have the same name
bowl of pho
Do u have any other pants
minecraft freak
i just subscribed today🤓
Mila
thank you for one lasts episode before I lose my membership tmr ❤️❤️ #hamzahtherealest
bowl of pho
HAMZAH*** LOL
bowl of pho
I tried to watch this at work but im too overstimulated i’ll see you later hamster
Victoria Jonathan
I like your username
maxie
I AM SO GLAD I PAID FOR THIS CONTENT!
aprilhemp
beanies serving that coneheads movie
shaunna
omg come here 😉🌹
vic
i’m not skipping 😝
aarushi
Feeling blessed🙏
aprilhemp
was opening canvas to get studious as hell and then got this notification so I have to wait to watch...SIKE ill take the L on homework 😛😛😛
charlize
yes it’s me we can date 😊💋
charlize
stop gatekeeping where ur crusty pants are from
Abby
I vote for the Hamzah Groundhog Day tradition
Lina
I always forget it’s Thursday til I get this episode notif
Althea
come to groundhog day fest in illinois!
shaunna
is that u in ur pfp can wr date
charlize
hi
Hamzah Al-Emad
Boohoo I love my crusty pants
Gozalyn
hamzah would you allow me to buy you another pair of pants
Reggie
Pointy ahh beanie 🥸
shaunna
hey yall
familyguyandablunt
bro edged us...
Jesse Guasch
bless up 🙏
Olivia
Hamzah😍😍
alycohol
let the yapping begin
carrington
first comment i think
heather jean
an hour long yay yay 😁😁❤️
paria
GOD BLESS 👻
charlize
oh em gee my first time being this earlyyyy hi hamzah 😋
Victoria Jonathan
Hamzah im victoria u made a cameoo for my 18 bday thank you
bowl of pho
What is going on
Victoria Jonathan
FIRST 🤪
