78 - Temu Mom

Lelepons1738

Bill Clinton in the chat this is groundbreaking

charlize

CREATING FRICTION IS SENDING ME

charlize

as a British person ur accent isn’t too bad 4/10… and ur lowkey like northern coded too

Sarah Leal

watched this on my lunch break. my boss walks in as you talk about eating box. i blame you for this awkward conversation.

adeliya

Temu plastic can not be food safe idc what their labels say

my dogs go to temu university

Power

i am a shein temu slave

arina

are you telling me that Stonepa does chess streams now...

karina

i’m so serious when i went to send you guys your package the man at the post office looked at me insane while simultaneously saying “slushy noobz….?” in disbelief. truly a humbling experience. 😔

jonah levin

Love the change of scenery

pinky

do they sell moms on temu

Kylethefantastic

Bob Marley did not sing hey ya😂

Marty

hamzah returning back to toronto and having his saltburn end scene moment…

Mia Beez

My old manager used to tell me how him and his friend group steal people's credit card information off temu and buy designer jackets and sunglasses. Get ur mom off of there or else her next pay check might go to my old manager!

Mila

Dm through Patreon 😛

Carlos Wick

Will there ever be a swoozy face reveal

ella b

what’s up w you and my home town.. I love Chattanooga

tysmarie

Watching this after a night out with my heated blanket best night ever. thank you for your sacrifice in the cold 🫡

Yooooo no fucking way he literally is a big beautiful Turkish man. I am ctfuuuuuu

Oscar Schmidt

that shane gillis joke is so funny, he really is one of the only popular comedians i like

greenpants

where should we send advice questions?

Oscar Schmidt

mega cozy vibes

anna

this looks like a low budget A24 film about a boy who just can't seem to get warm and toasty

lily

JUST SUBBED BC OF THIS BEAUTIFUL THUMBNAIL THANKS KING

Nidia Sofia

Dogging

Nidia Sofia

Why u doing Columbus😡

saaf

do uk what day the york podcast is?

metaversebitch

Its jackie kennedy and her only crime was apparently looking like a hammerhead shark

Dia

First ethical temus

Abby

“Lemme not get clipped” life’s motto

Abby

the mittens are too cute

Kenz

wah 😞

Kenz

manifesting you reading my question and you accidentally read it twice light your spell candles yall

Kyle Vaccaro

My friend aslo named his cat temu..

Kyle Vaccaro

My cheeks are rosy

Dia

My friend name her cat Temu…it was between that and Carlos V

Hamzah Al-Emad

York university not New York

Kenz

how do we come to the New York show and I thought you weren’t allowed in America yet

Kenz

curling in a ball hugging your legs trying to recreate the womb because you’re freezing you love us so bad

Paige 🫧

I’m naked and spinning around after watching this

Tilly

My fav past time is making a nice cup of tea, pulling up this podcast, whipping out my scrapbook and getting down to business

Berrit

yeah I do live in Kansas City it’s terrible

L

This fit and background scenery is kind of giving Kendall Roy in the New Mexico episode of Succession

Maniya

Ur dedicated af for hiking in the cold morning for this beautiful background and i applaud it

Jenna

FLY PORTER

Bill Clinton

Temu products are not only cheap because of child labor, but also because they make a huge profit selling personal and web data of anyone who uses the website or app.

aaliyah

that is so sweet of u thank u sm 💕

Danielle

temu has effected all the middle aged women in my family too😞

hia

idk if it's in rastafarian culture cause im a little uneducated in that but it's definitely in buddhism, the whole idea of mindfulness and living mindfully in the present. it's super interesting and my goal in 2024 is to practice that more

Lilian McPhee

Good luck in court girl ❤️ you and your baby deserve better

Hattie

Hamzah thank you for being so amazing and pushing the boundaries 🩷

autumn

my dad asked me what temu was, and i told him "a website where children make you things" and my mom said "isn't that every online shop"

aaliyah

LMAO i appreciate ur advice , we taking his ass to court and we outt

Broski putting words together to keep his chin warm

sierra

i like your mittens. very alpha of U

Lina

The tiktok clippers really do set u up every week it’s crazy😭

Ok I just watched the part where u literally word for word say you’re rambling so your jaw doesn’t freeze at least I was proven right

trixie

who stole ur apartment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

hia

i couldnt get into blonde for the longest until i let myself be that girl and it's been my number 1..also had to go through a couple heartbreaks and what not

• halema

they all are

I feel like you were too cold and started rambling to take ur mind off it 😭

alison

this episode was peak nonsensical yap 😀

• halema

my mom got a whole ass airfryer from temu FOR FREE bruh that’s when i realised she wasn’t real because BOi i’m not cooking my chicken in dat i gotta live for slushynoobz vids 😂🤣🤣🤣🤓🙄

grace

outkast…bob marley… same shit ig!

sophia dabu

Hamzah I gave u my last 5 dollars to watch u yap are u happy 🥺🙏

Emma Mitchell

What the flip my question was read wahoooooo

hamzah! please i wish you joy, happiness, and plentiful smiles beyond all of your horizons! 😁😁 hamzah we love you so much! you make me slush!

samia

the sickness was the risk you take for being so avant garde

I cant believe you were hiding that breathtaking view from us..

donia abu

my mom is temu mom nd she uses my card so don’t be surprised if i have to leave the womens shelter😔

hia

oh..that was not bob marley

O my lord stop ur so cute thank you 💗

mia 美亜

New ep new ep new ep😝

• halema

my mother sends me whatsapp messages at like 1am asking me to accept the links IM SO TIRED BRO 😭

hia

wait..hamzah, why are you so amazing and always push the boundaries?

hooray!!!!

We both just have great taste tbh

Lilian McPhee

Guys my freaking belly hurts but I’m toughing it out for this 🙏

Omgggg

We r twins

Kylethefantastic

Let’s appreciate Hamzah uploading this whilst having a cold

starting the day good with a new episode 🥰

Abby

It’s been too long

vic

Woooo

dahlea

Yippeeeee new ep😊🤣😇

hia

ok this is awesome excited to sit down, sip on some peppermint tea, and eat some peanuts while watching this episode

Lilian McPhee

Bro you are extremely beautiful

Jeffree Star

FINALLY

Bruv just spawned in the middle of nowhere

Julissa

I'm so happy this finally came out :))

mowa

new year new background, i love it

grace

nice new couch 😍 ikea?

michelle melnik

thank you for you service king, get well soon!

aisha

Very excited to watch this

lolgirl

first🕵🏻‍♂️

chuucandoit

my mom is actually a temu mom im not joking she wont stop

aisha

YAY

cohlaire

Thank god

I feel blessed right now thanks hamzah