Hamzah Al-Emad patreon

77 - New Year Sick Me

🕑 Added 2023-12-29 23:23:09 +0000 UTC

Comments

Isaac

This has me giggling in the break room at work

al milk

goddamn this one’s a zinger

deeksha

this did not age well

7:05

lilbearsher

bruh I was upside down in the chair at the orthodontist and the lady told me to think about getting Invisalign…she told me she didn’t want to pressure me but did exactly that lmao

Ximena Loeza

hamzah plz dont tell me ur into white girls 😔

sssunaaaaa

hamzah Fantastic !

Kylethefantastic

Just joined the patreon🫡❤️

Dax Louvet

I would be spiderman

Mila

just became a member trusting that I have $5 next month. Who knows!

certifiedpooper

leave me the fuck alone please

molly

i see the joke but that's not really how it works

sundus

the invisalign story gave me war flashbacks to my orthodontist whos gloves used to smell like TUNA at every single appointment…

certifiedpooper

hamzah hasn't posted in a year

Isaiah

Where is the workout plan Hamzah? I want to be sexy like you.

leena

best $5 ever

lilly

talk about bang for your buck! podcaster turned personal trainer

aarushi

subscribing to the patreon is my new year's gift to myself😍

Kenz

hope 2024 is better than ever for u & anyone who pays 5 dollars for this

Kenz

a lot of laughs in this one friend

Leen

Hamzah, this was a Fantastic video 😊

Oscar Schmidt

emergency intercom ep was so funny

sofia

i need that emergency intercom fortnite video please

fargo

Workout plan is cute but I’d rather have a hamzah bustin it down calendar for 2024.

Rayne

You were in my nightmare last night and that’s why I subscribed

Leila Mangelsdorf

can you please do an episode where you are in an armchair with glasses on and a drink of some sort

iguessitsleanne

I’m the opposite when it comes to grief. I just remain in a constant state of denial✨💗

iguessitsleanne

I used to watch Hasan a lot but after awhile I started to notice how tone deaf and narcissistic he is. I mean he’s donated a lot of money but idk he’s just alittle too insufferable for me and pretty much all rich ppl give me the heebie jeebies so🤷🏻‍♀️

arina

a patreon only discord would be great

arina

"tune in to CNN on new year's eve to see the balls drop"

Elly

I played this to fall asleep last night and am rewatching now

Abby

You saying u love superheroes just reminded me that you are, in fact, an average man. It’s like a vaccine for the slushy virus

Abby

post office workers are genuinely the worst😭 i think u have to pass a test that you’re evil to be hired

donia abu

here to also say fuck hasan piker

hannah

just ordered some indian food and about to watch🙏🙏

ruby larue

lowkey an Enya x Hamzah truther🤞 i sense a connection

anna

Thankyou Hamzah! I'll run the marathon on your behalf. I'm leaving the women's shelter now, wish me luck out there, but I'll be back :)

annette

Frrrr

Oscar Schmidt

❤️❤️❤️

Oscar Schmidt

good episode as always

aa

Your hair looks so nice

Luz De La Mora

I watched the emergency intercom episode like a 3 year old watching cocomelon

Jett

Hamzah i have a crush on you no homo

hia

hamzah the way u took back the whole cody ko kelsey thing and immediately said "well i should be" im crying

Ashanti

Whenever a new person comes to my house, I always make sure to deep clean it😭I’m so scared someone is gonna say it stinks 😪

sierra

you’re a little andrew huberman coded

jazmine

emergency intercom to out of character podcast pipeline is real

Jana G

the emergency intercom episode was so funny and entertaining!! also, looking forward to ur workout plan

alma

feel better hamzah!! santa gave me a slushy noobz hoodie for christmas and i love it so much 💗

• halema

someone calculate the amount of times this guy randomly summons siri 🤓

saaf

it was five dollars for a coke 😞

saaf

that happened to me once it was so frustrating, i surprised my friend with ubereats n they forgot to pack the drink n then gave me automated messages saying its not their problem i couldnt even get store credit or anything 😭😭

laura

I will start going back to the gym

Ruby Whiteley

AW thank you hunty🩷 tbh all of my hobbies are like niche and solo operations but it’s fine I’ll get a more social job or something

milk&goldenhoney

Girl I’m lowkey in the same boat as you but I’m 20 and he’s right! Don’t cry babe go get excited ab a hobby.

Emily Sophia

get well soon hamburger

Billie

andy cohen looks like a sentient wax figure imo

• halema

make some snickerdoodles i heard those cure viruses very fast 😇

ella b

jumpscare when you said chattanooga, ur watching me

hia

feel better hamzah!!

indigo

Omg wait so excited for the workout plan omg :0

tysmarie

nah I’m sick too HELP ME right before my birthday too I’m pisseddddd😢

Maniya

JUS REIIGNNNN 😭😭❣️

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justine

I’d imagine your car has a scent that you immediately adapt to. Like you quickly become noseblind to it because you aren’t detecting a specific scent? Either that or it could be similar to getting picked up by your friend’s parents as a kid and it smells sweet? Idk if that makes sense