Evil Inc After Dark #58, Page 1
🕑 Added 2022-03-13 15:30:00 +0000 UTCAs you may remember, Captain Heroic and his agent Cassandra Cruz were discussing Elastic Man's new side gig as a performer for birthday parties. (Below.)

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coolraul07
They be a'knocking... ... ... boots, that is.
Matthew Zoglmann
If the Bouncy House is a-rockin’..
Michael Obert
I love it Brad! Delightfully twisted and I still laughed, despite my loathing if that horrible dinosaur! Only change I would make is the song: "I fuck you, you fuck me, let me into that pussy! I fuck you, you fuck me, keep it a secret from hubby!" Okay, that was for my own amusement.
Jeremiah Avery
I should have expected this, and yet was still surprised. The warped thing is that I read Elastic Man's dialogue in Barney's voice. Thanks a lot, Brad! ;-)
coolraul07
As is customary to do when "making cake", Mrs. Alvarez gets dibs on "licking the batter of the beater"...
Vulpine
Well, that's mildly traumatic. Kudos ;)
Michael
Cooped up with kids all day would drive anyone to a dark sex fantasy.
KillaCam7010
Doesn't even rhyme. For shame!