Office Dragon Sketches
🕑 Added 2024-04-06 15:16:25 +0000 UTCWhat would you do if you started work in a new office and found you were sat next to a grumpy dragon?
Comments
Earthbound books
Believe it or not Iβm not all that surprised to see a dragon working here. At my old office most of the staff were spontaneously turned into foxes! I was out sick that dayβ¦
AgonWolfe
I'm loving the concept haha
Spess Mahren
I think she would look better with a shorter neck, she looks more of a snake then a dragon. But I like the look overall.
Sideshow
"So, why the long face?"
James333
Boop her on the snoot and then accept the consequences πβοΈπ€―π₯π
Stone Quillian III
Hmmm, that is a tricky question to answer. Maybe pamper her to be more comfy and ask her out on a date to help her relax after work?
McZed
Given the all-seeing eye of HR and my damnably high professional standards, I'd make small talk about books I've read recently, assist in a standard professional way given (whatever role I have at this company), and occasionally ask if she'd like to take lunch with me, because there's a really good Indian place close by.
Some One
Be patient, and polite you're just starting and she's been here for a while. Help her when you can and try to offer a little service every day. Does she like coffee? Donuts? Maybe pick them up. Above all, listen, she's probably not grumpy at you, and if she is she the office will probably let you know why eventually. Work on that.
CaptainRedJack
Don't think I'm gonna be able to read this one. I know it will lead to anitomicly-unrecognizable-hyper-inflation-sexy-fun-time... But the base of that dragon looks uncomfortable like my sister. Right down to the side eye resting bitch face...
KC
Offer her a neck massage. Although that would be against workplace protocol.
monocle
Really depends on how well she messes with my terrible sense of humor (I'm in danger)
Devon King
She rather be home napping on her hoard. It's a lot of gold, but you never touch the principle.
Itchigo Icetalons
Always love these character exploration sketches of yours
ZeroV60
Show her the Trogdor music video to cheer her up
Jenora Feuer
That height difference certainly offers a nice view which one must not be TOO obvious about taking in.
Earthbound books
Unless sheβs trying to quit. And has to deal with her pent up frustrations some other way.
Earthbound books
I hate the no smoking policy too, but rules are rules. Maybe she could join me for one outside in the back alley? Or say after work?
TetsuKnife
Oh, like that's any sort of hell compared to working retail. I'd be willing to take a job sandwiched between two of them!
Mr Night Owl
Slay her. Wink.
Damo
You bring in food. Always the best intro in a new workplace.
mazinja
offer a donut?
GFrequency
Probably DM her over Teams about all the crap upper management puts us through.
Wat
We're in a jollyjack comic, so be very careful about which floor we inevitably have sex on. Or get ready to turn into a dragon. There's a few ways this could go.
Golnor
I love casual fantasy.
Silvador
Try and cheer her up, probably.
Shawn K. Younkin
Try to make her comfortable and show off my hoard of Superman figs.
emailed333
Try to make jokes and small talk. After all, she cute.
Otaku Twenty-Four Seven
Pray we both got overtime?
Zero514
Time to start making some awkward small talk in the hopes she finds me charming. All else fails, invest in fire proof boxers.
FylexFyelds
Looks like corporate snivy, lol. I love it.
Not Here
At least I'd know the coffee would be hot.
pmsrw3
I would not ask her to fetch me coffee...
Chumlee99
Offer her gold and sacrificial virgins to not roast me