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[NSFW] [M4F] 4 in 40 [Failed]
🕑 Added 2025-03-16 03:00:03 +0000 UTCListen to this to get your brain rewired
So, as some of you may know, I decided to open a few commission slots, and I will be releasing them here as I am working through them.
I understand some of them may be niche, and those will be kept exclusive to the commissioners. But obviously, as soon as I gave up control to someone, the first commission I got was to f*** myself and have as many orgasms as possible, until I was “as dehydrated as a raisin scorching in the desert sun“, and I figured that probably reflected what a good number of you would choose for, if given the opportunity.
If you're a fan of bitchy moaning, extreme overstimulation, cum play, and some masochism, then buckle up.
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Gen
Half way through ans I need a break 🫠
Daddyslittledefect
12:04 22:32 33:35 bookmarks for research purposes
takenforpomegranate
joint in my hand, listening to this like a podcast
moon
does it really matter that u couldn't reach 4 when ur WHIMPERING like THAT by the end? its a win regardless imo
Lfny08
Gosh Bloomie has the prettiest sounding moans. Pure symphony to my ears
Sajwa your bunny
I see what you mean
ihrtvanilla 🤍
this is my first time listening to this and i'm so obsessed omg >_<
Vera Saturday
decided to revisit this again, the frustrated "fuck" at 21:37 still hits 🫠
Daine Fluck
Getting off steam with this on a work break: big f***ing mistake
Biet 𐙚 ̊
That "Fuck" at 21:37 so easily puts me in the mood. Jesus... I listen to it every time I want to be in the mood lmao
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Ffs! Why am I back here again?! AGAIN???!! Answer: Helps me sleep (chronic insomnia!). Whoever suggested this is a brilliant genius! 🙏 Ps: *Send help*! 🤦♀️
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Oh no! Ive accidentally stumbled back in here...! Doh! What a terrible mistake... Now I'm stuck for another 42 minutes. Shit...
Christelle Ng
Im just wondering how someone can cum that much😭😭
Christelle Ng
First time using my adult money on Patreon, no regrets whatsoever😭✊🏽
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Well. That may well have been the best 42 minutes of my life! The frenzied screaming in this was unreal! Talk about dedication to your art! 🫨 Hero. Thank you for your service, Bloom! 💋
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
10 minutes in. Im gonna be listening to this like a You Tube ASMR thunderstorm sleep aid video for fucking MONTHS! One orgasm down... *annnd... Breathe... *
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Just joined... Scrolling through... This was my first choice of audio... Well, fuck me! Thank you for sending me here, Reddit! Christ almighty! 🤯
FreakyMinionCar
damn i've never had an original experience 😔
k
i love relistening to this and timing myself to cum when you say “fuck” at 21:37 😮💨
tulip
I kept finding myself laughing or smiling due to how much of a pleasure slut you are 💕💕omg this was so cute thank u
Cali
I want that timestamp tattooed on me to acknowledge that who I was before it vs. after are not the same person. Smh.
k
BOOOOMSHAKALAKA SHOUTOUT TO WHOMEVER COMMISSIONED THIS UR FOR THE PEOPLE TYTYTY
k
💀 this made me cackle
sweet treat
Oh our sweet Bloomie…you did soo well! Good job!
blaze
fuck yeah I love hearing you moan like a bitch
Crum
Bloom is so whiny
Sly Blue
I am listening disrespectfully
bobaboobie
not to sound biased or anything but i’m always so partial to hear you fuck a fleshlight because you can really hear hard you’re working for it. <3
octo
not me listening to this while annotating a 20 page article lmaoo. literally had to pause at 21:37 just cause i was so caught off guard by the way you said fuck 🥵. so far this has been scrumptious! now to continue... 👀
westwind01
god you sound wrecked by the end
meghan
finally listened to this the entire way through and . BLOOM YOU'RE SO SOSOSO CUTE the whining and moaning had me smiling ear to ear like a perv pls do it more 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Emmm
The lights are on but nobody’s hommmmmeeeeeee 😭😭🙏 my brain is a mess
Ashleymoe
Also lol @ how many times I have listened to this over the last few days 😂 Send help Thank you for gifting us with this masterpiece Bloom ❤️
The Infamous LSD
To whoever commissioned this: thank you.
Hannah
I'm sat ... on my toy 🧎♀️🫠
Chaos
Needed new sheets after this one...sounds like you do too 😂
Chaos
Fuuuuuuckin hell, Bloomie 😍not fair
vivi
i will never get over that lil curse on the 2nd round 💔
vivi
on LOOOOOOOOP keep crying i crave it
Jackie S.
😳🫠
kaiya
holy fuck
sil
I have nothing decent to say
Biet 𐙚 ̊
that "Fuck"... aaah just 10/10
julie
we should not ever have this kind of power over you but i am sooo glad we do
julie
you did such a good job 💗
ava
I’m a cave diver and bloom just cracked a joke.
FavouriteFelony
The quote 😭😂 I hope you're feeling okay after all that
Biet 𐙚 ̊
or whatever that is said lmao
Biet 𐙚 ̊
Thank you, lovely commissioner 🧎🏻♀️
ava
Check his twitter. He usually announces when he opens the commissions there
Ashleymoe
To whomever commissioned this, I hope all of your traffic lights are green and your pillow is always cool. 🙏🏻😌
meghan
god bless whoever commissioned this
Emmm
More self control than me 😭 🫡
Emmm
Real this is why I’ve avoided dating while in this weird mental bubble bc god knows what I’ll do 😭
Emmm
How deranged am I on a scale of 1-10 for listening to this while trying to set up an emulator just to play Kirby? 🤔
Vina
Layed down in a field after an open air party still on acid. Your moans have the prettiest otherworldly colors I've ever seen. Feels like a literal cosmic treat. Gonna binge until I come down now.
sariyha
yeah you did your absolute biggest one here like literally… im floored. waiter waiter!! more torture please 😁🍽️
Dove
Thank you to whoever commissioned this and bloom for going through with it 🫡
Dove
That little thing in 22:36. Oh man I don’t know it altered something in my brain. Though I don’t think it mattered cause my brain was mush by the end of this lmao
Wood
I couldn't breathe when you softly whimpering🥺 so sweet bloomie, I will treat it as a gift❤️
Scylla
21:37 in particular ☠️☠️☠️
Scylla
Update: Scylla is deceased ☠️ rip this killed her 😵
Daine Fluck
I'm saving this as a reward.... what a great motivation (ง •̀ᴗ•́)ง Thank you as always Bloom🖤
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WHATEVER BRO MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING
nakedrawchicken
Correction. I believe it was “dehydrated beef jerky”☝️🤓
Lunawolfxx
I feel super out of the loop commission slots ?? How does one acquire that 🫶🏽❤️
FreakyMinionCar
*insert freaky sonic gif* ty blooomiee 🫶
Anubis
WE ARE SO UP ! Thank you for this blessing king, you ate
carriemeaway
Aw, I don’t like the failed tag. You did so good! That was a lot to ask of anyone. Thank you for sharing ❤️
Saturn 🪐
I have no words…just thank you 💙💜
kort
Your voice when you beg sounds so sweet you are so fucking hot
Priscilla Q
Idk what to do with myself omggg. This was too good
Caelia
I fear that if I had a boyfriend who sounded like this he would die of dehydration i would NOT leave that man alone
cely
the small “i’m gonna try” in the beginning-🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
giggleshitter
omfg DINNERS READY
kort
Saw the title and made awooga cartoon eyes
Scylla
😈 SUFFERRRRR 🤣 ty to the commissioner O7
n
LITERALLY
frankie
YALL HUSH UP MY SHOW IS ON
