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Update #54 - End of Year Christmas Post

🕑 Added 2019-12-25 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
Update #54 - End of Year Christmas Post
Update #54 - End of Year Christmas Post

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Bank Holiday

The Ork warboss GrizGutz accidentally traveled back in time via warp travel and then killed himself in the past so he could have two of his favorite gun. Ork lore best lore

In one of the Deathwatch TTRPG splat books they explain that a kill team had a stasis trap register something having been caught. They couldn’t see anything and found no fault with the device so they just threw it into a containment chamber in the xenos bestiarium and just decided it was an invisible tyrandid and they weren’t quite sure what to do with it. They are waiting for the Chamber of Vigilance to decide what to do. I think this lore sums up the stupid superstition and red tape that pervades this universe and makes it my favorite.

Samuel Albert Mell

Dumbest piece of 40k lore: At one point the Imperium built a Lunar cruiser (a space warship several kilometers long) using only materials and labor from a feral world. That is to say, very very primitive population, pretty much no industry. And they expect us to believe they have the capacity to build a space warship without outside help in only ten years.

Thank you for existing Mandalore. I already own the game so I would just gift it to my brother or something, but I wanted to mention the planet which is actually a fat dude in fetal position. Oliensis. And you may think it's Nurgle related but no, it's Slaneesh.

A Sentient JDAM

Daemonculaba.

Dumbest 40k lore bit: Orks are mushrooms. What the hell GW?


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