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Herding Cats update
🕑 Added 2023-03-23 00:59:01 +0000 UTC“Don’t sweat it. I’ll fuck him, we’ll sign the contract, and the next time he bangs you, he’ll give you some foreplay business about how good I was in bed. Trust me, it’s nothing new. I’ve had so many guys fuck me while asking me if I don’t wish I was a natural blonde like you…”
“That is… wait, so many guys… wait, how did they know I was a natural blonde?”
“Now I’m not allowed to talk about you behind your back? Stop being ridiculous.” Max smiled to herself. “Seriously, stop being ridiculous and I won’t have anything to talk about.”
Caroline heaved a sigh. “You’re not helping. And I do mean that, you’re not helping. Clearly, he wants to fu… to make love to me. That’s why he’s pulling this business with the contract. It’s the whole fantasy of possessing an unobtainable object,” she waxed poetically.
“I’m not unobtainable?” Max demanded.
“Maybe on a weekday,” Caroline allowed. “I’ll make a show of being reluctant, pretend I don’t want to, he’ll make me beg… you’re right, Max! It is a love language!”
“The language of repression and submission,” Max quipped. “Just the way to talk to a WASP. But you’re forgetting one thing.” She sauntered up to Caroline… so close that with one thrust of her chest, her breasts shoved the slender blonde back. “If he’s got a fantasy of someone going hooker to get his business, it’s probably a hooker with two of these.”
Caroline grasped her own tits, suddenly realizing just how outmatched she was in that department. “More than a handful is waste, Max, you know that!”
“I’m not going to be putting them on his hands.”
Caroline gasped and shoved back with her own, smaller breasts. They didn’t manage to jostle Max. She crossed her arms, grinning smugly at Caroline.
“Women don’t enjoy titfucks anyway,” Caroline declared.
“I do.”
“That’s a you thing. Youenjoy being peed on.”
Max’s jaw dropped. “That girl squirted! Squirt is not pee!”
“Huh. Guess you’re not as sexually experienced as you claim,” Caroline said smugly.
“Fine,” Max tossed off. “If you’re such a big whore, he’s all yours! Enjoy not giving him a titjob!”
“I will!”
Max left as Brad returned. And with her ‘rival’ gone, Caroline rushed into his arms. She hugged him tightly and kissed his lips, barely stopping to take the drink he’d brought back for her.
