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New Teases for Exclusive Cuts Releasing Thursday!
🕑 Added 2024-01-23 20:00:05 +0000 UTCEnjoying Fat Tuesday? Well guess what, we're getting a Fat Thursday this week, and it's coming overstuffed with an extra large edition of "Fat Trimmings: Exclusive Cuts".
Exclusive Cuts are only ever available to patrons, and this volume was voted on by and features stories suggested by patrons. If you're not already a patron you're going to want to become one.
Want proof? Here teasers for the five short stories that are releasing on Thursday: "Prim and Proper to Pig", "Isabella and the Elixir", "Just a Thought", "From Snobs to Slobs" and "Bad Influence".
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“Prim and Proper to Pig”
Katherine was a prim and proper lady, the kind of woman who was always impeccably dressed, wearing the finest perfumes and maintaining what she considered the most important of social graces, cleanliness and good manners- well good manners except to those she held her nose up to which was quite a lot of- if not most- people.
See, Katherine had a lot of money and with wealth privilege and pretty privilege put together, it made for a pretty dangerous Katherine felt were beneath her. She had long gotten away with being the pretty little rich girl orphan coasting on sympathy until people realized what a horrible person she actually was, and by then it was often too late to do anything about it. Katherine had weaved a powerful web and used it to climb the social ladder. She had money, looks and power.
But it’s funny how quickly life can change sometimes.
In Katherine’s case it was brought about by an uncanny ability for making bad investments while trusting the wrong people. Those bad investments cost her money, and those wrong people took most of what was left before she even realized anything was wrong.
So that’s how Katherine lost her money.
And once the glimmer of Katherine’s coin was gone, peoples’ eyes seemed to clear, and they truly realized what a horrible person Katherine had always been, so vain and arrogant and mean. That’s when the knives really came out because rather than helping Katherine out, the many enemies she had made over the years made a point of hastening her downfall determined the bury her and humiliate her on her way out of high society.
Which is how Katherine lost her power.
That left one thing, the thing that Katherine prized more than anything in this world: Her looks.
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“Isabella and the Elixir”
Once upon a time in a bustling city like New York or LA but also not those, there lived a stunningly gorgeous and viciously cruel woman named Isabella Sharpe. Isabella was the epitome of vanity and arrogance, her life centered around flaunting her slim figure and mocking those she deemed beneath her, so pretty much everyone. She had quite the figure to flaunt, perfect hourglass. She fit the stereotype of a gorgeous supermodel perfectly with her large but perky breasts, impossibly slim waist with rock hard abs, and curvy but not overly curvy hips that led to a full but pert ass and long, lean, athletic legs. Little did she know, her world was about to take a drastic turn.
The problem with Isabella is that no matter what she had, it was never enough. And even though she spent so much of her time lording her glamorous lifestyle and gorgeous body over others, Isabella was also aware that time was her enemy. She greatly feared that age would inevitably rob her hard earned looks from her, and so she sort out whatever means she could to prevent this, even if this meant dark magic.
Of course, as we all know, dark magic often has a way of backfiring.
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“Just a Thought”
Carmen had always been a stuck up bitch, the kind of woman who worked hard for her body and liked to flaunt it. She loved to show off, and was a complete social butterfly. Her flawless figure enraptured others, and the attention she received made her feel glorious. She was like a queen. And the only downside of it all was that once she got to the top she had no choice but to dedicate her time to staying there, eating the right foods, partying with the right people, doing a million little things to take care of herself so that she was always photo ready in peak condition.
And then one day, slim and sultry Carmen got a little idea stuck in her head- just a thought…
What if she just let it all go?
She could stop exercising and relax, eat whatever she wanted, and just stop caring about what she looked like or how she acted or what other people thought of her. She could live without expectation, and it would be bliss.
So she decided to try it.
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“From Snobs to Slobs”
Patricia and her mother Renee were miserable people. Not emotionally mind you. No. Emotionally they were on top of the world. They were blessed with good looks and lots of money thanks to Patricia’s father, Franklin’s very successful business, doing… something- but nothing that concerned Patricia and Renee. They simply enjoyed the benefits that came with being rich and good looking, a glamorous life full of lavish parties and lots of sycophants for Patricia and Renee to use and look down upon.
Yes. Patricia and Renee were perfectly content with themselves and perfectly miserable to other people. They were known for their incredible arrogance and vanity and the cruel way they treated their servants and the catty way they treated their so-called friends. They were backbiting bitches with wicked tongues and a borderline obsession with pointing out and tearing apart the many flaws they perceived in others. It kept their sycophants feeling weak and left them feeling smug and in control.
But life has a fine way of wrenching control from us.
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“Bad Influence”
Claudia was on top of the world as a fairly well known, up and coming beauty influencer. She was a gorgeous, glamorous girl with a body to die for, one that had made her the most popular girl in high school and college, and was proving to be a key to her success as a social media star. Claudia had it all, a growing fanbase, a steady income, great clothes and beauty projects from the brands that sponsored her. She had recently landed a sweet tequila brand sponsorship.
And that’s where the problems started.
One fateful live stream and several tequila shots led to Claudia getting canceled. Apparently, while going on a drunken tirade live via Instagram, Claudia had said some rather unkind things and was being accused of “fat shaming” and “using racially charged language” while “promoting horrible stereotypes and dangerous conspiracy theories”. It all seemed incredibly unfair to the petite blonde who didn’t understand why her free speech was being trampled like this. But the inescapable fact was that her viewership and her wallet was getting hit hard. She was losing followers and sponsors which meant that she was hemorrhaging money and found herself growing desperate for a rebrand.
And help came from the most unexpected of places, an old acquaintance named Reggie.
Reggie was a fat loser in high school who Claudia used to regularly reject and humiliate. And as far as Claudia was concerned when he reached out to her with the suggestion of creating some collaborative content together, he was still a big fat loser. Claudia did a thorough search of his socials, and Reggie was fatter than ever. He was clearly a slob who was both sports obsessed and a huge gaming nerd. She was ready to write him off, complete with a humiliating live stream takedown for having the nerve to think that a hot chick like herself would stoop to working with a fat, sloppy loser like him.
But then Claudia realized that Reggie’s klout score was actually higher than hers had ever been.
Maybe collaborating with Reggie wouldn’t be the worst idea in the world. Sure he was fat and uncouth and most of his content centered around sports, gaming, and eating, things that Claudia didn’t particularly have an interest in. But now was a good time to try and broaden her audience.
Claudia didn’t realize that her audience wouldn’t be the only thing she was broadening.
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Reminder, "Fat Trimmings: Exclusive Cuts" are only available to my patrons. They are not going to be released anywhere else. If you're not a patron and want to see these stories, sign up now and you can already read the first three volumes of Exclusive Cuts along with a bunch of other content while you wait for their release on Thursday.
If you're already a patron, get hyped. I'm pretty excited about these shorts, and I hope you will enjoy them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Thank you for your continued support!
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Update: This post is going to end up being over 7,000 words which will be my largest single posting by far.
