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"Plus Sized Model" and Some Teasers
🕑 Added 2024-01-06 14:00:17 +0000 UTC“Plus Sized Model” by BS Writer
(to the tune of “Pinball Wizard” by The Who)
She was a supermodel
And she loved to strut her stuff
But now she has to waddle
Cause her body's made of fluff
I’ve seen many like her
And now I’ll tell you what
That heavy supermodel
Sure has a great big butt
Well her legs were long and slim
She had shredded washboard abs
But now her thighs are rubbin’
And her belly’s turned to flab
Her hips are gettin bigger
Those legs no longer strut
That heavy supermodel
Sure has a great big butt
She’s a plus sized model
Fatter than the rest
A plus sized model
With big huge supple breasts
How much do you think she’s weighin’? I don’t know
She sure must eat a ton
She’s such a greedy piggy
Can’t get enough to eat
She’ll eat things soft or sticky
Savory or sweet
Lots and lots of junk food
Ends up in her gut
That heavy supermodel
Sure has a great big butt
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Hope you enjoyed that. Supermodels came in second in our exclusive cuts poll, so I wanted to do something with it. And once I had the first line, Pinball Wizard got stuck in my head with it, so there ya go.
Here's some other updates and teasers to make the post worth the time for those of you who don't care for fetish based parody lyrics:
First of all, a more detailed update schedule, including goals for the upcoming year with this Patreon will be laid out tomorrow in a post exclusively for Patreon members.
Those patrons also voted for the theme of the next volume of "Fat Trimmings: Exclusive Cuts" which will be... Personal trainers! Next week, I'll be releasing two short stories entitled "Lexi Lards Up" and "Fit to Fat and Never Back" (Because you know if I'm posting stories about personal trainers blowing up one of them has to be fit to fat themed.
Here is a sneak peek of "Lexi Lards Up"
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Lexi thought she could do anything. With her slim and athletic figure, her naturally quick metabolism, and the admiration from everyone around her because of how energetic and sexy she was, Lexi felt absolutely unstoppable. She knew she could do anything. And the thing she loved to do more than anything else was to tell other people what to do.
“Move your fat ass, loser!”
“You call that a sit-up, porky?”
“You piggies disgust me. Keep running and maybe you can sweat off some of this bacon.”
That’s why she became a personal trainer. It was the perfect platform for forcing people to admire her. It allowed her to show off her extremely fit body every day while constantly belittling people she knew were beneath her, fat people, mostly. These fatties were so fat and dumb that they paid her to humiliate them, to make them sweat and demean themselves for her amusement. Lexi loved every moment of watching her clients suffer. Sometimes they actually lost some weight, but more often, Lexi just made them suffer to the point where they would give up without actually losing anything, or worse, gaining some from the increased stress.
That was fine with Lexi of course. Whenever one fatty quit there was always another fatty to take their place. There were always more overweight clients than actual training hours in the day, so sometimes Lexi would be purposefully extra mean to clients when she knew there were other whales waiting. She was like a restaurant trying to move through tables.
And things were great until karma finally bit Lexi in her soon to be fat, blubbery, butt.
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"Lexi Lards Up" features weight gain, revenge, binge eating, fat talk, humiliation and lots of it in a conveniently small package.
Remember, "Exclusive Cuts" are only available to Patreon patrons, so become a patron today!
Also this week:
A new volume of "Fat Trimmings" featuring stories entitled: "Big Pig", "The Mighty Have Fallen", "Michelle Wants to Be Fat" and "What If? (Part 6)
I'll also be releasing a new chapter of "The Scales of Time", my ongoing story of magic, weight gain, and revenge.
I'm also working on a new commission called "Nightmare Pigs" that is set to begin releasing later this month. What is "Nightmare Pigs" about? You'll have become a patron and see tomorrow's update to find out.
