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Pitcher Plant girl script tease
🕑 Added 2020-06-18 05:21:12 +0000 UTCPhew that was my best performance yet
Can I get a round of applause? No? Heh heh
You know the waterworks method is great but is it ever exhausting
I had actual tears this time that’s awesome
Hmm? Oh you’re dumb
I only eat bugs ooh I’m so innocent
Ugh yeah right
With a stomach this big?
Oh boo hoo you fell for the crocodile tears
That’s your own fault
I’m getting better at this emotional manipulation stuff
Big things like you is good eating
And talking my way into a meal is arguably easier than waiting for a dumb animal to fall in
Not that you’re much smarter
But hey I can add you to my long list of friends for next time ha ha
Is it getting humid in there
Nice and comfy and wet
Perfect, it’s about to tingle soon too
Watching them melt away is my favourite part
Oh, hun, I wouldn’t recommend scratching or biting my pitcher walls if you puncture that thick clear jelly on them its waaaay more acidic than my juices, so say goodbye to your fingernails and teeth
Or go for it I don’t care
It’s just kinda cringy watching their teeth melt out of their gums
Comments
Hornified.
Nicholas Turner
Without visual aid my ass is seeing Petey Piranha in a wig lol..
Stuart Clench
Is it odd that I find reading this therapeutic?
I’m a new kind of frightened now
