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๐งโโ๏ธ Relaxation Protocol: 2B and the Sauna Etiquette Lesson! ๐ค๐ฅ
🕑 Added 2026-01-13 22:00:08 +0000 UTCGreetings, Resistance survivors and Bunker members! ๐ Even an elite combat unit like 2B occasionally needs time to manage thermal overheating. Today, she decided to seek a moment of peace in a quiet sauna, but discovered that some humans still haven't learned to respect YoRHa authority.
The Scene: The environment was meant for silence and steamโa rare rest protocol. However, 2Bโs moment of introspection was interrupted by the persistent and indiscreet stares of a boy who was also there. For someone used to the military discipline of the Bunker, this lack of manners is a system glitch that requires immediate correction.
2B isn't the type to ignore a behavioral "anomaly." She interrupted her rest to confront the young man, projecting a cold aura of authority that quickly turned his curiosity into pure dread. After putting him in his place and ensuring his total vulnerability, she decided that since he had stolen her peace, he would now serve to guarantee it. With robotic efficiency, she used him as a stable physical support, settling in and relaxing right on top of his face. Itโs the logical solution: he remains motionless and silent, serving as the perfect base for the androidโs perfect ass.
How long can he endure the weight of a YoRHa unit without complaining? Share your theories in the comments!
Thanks for the constant support! ๐ค๐
Comments
ลane ลนaruat
How do you come up with all these scenarios? Theyโre impressively creative and in-character ๐ฏ
Hornii Boi
And then A2 walks in ๐ซฃ
