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C852 - Inner Voice: All Heroines Hear My Inner Voice
🕑 Added 2025-11-23 08:30:48 +0000 UTCBut before he thought further about it.
Eiji eased the tension in the room by saying to his fiancée. "Yukino, don't be too harsh on our client. Let Zaimokuza be himself so that he feels comfortable."
"?" Yukino looked at him suspiciously.
Why was he being so nice to Zaimokuza?
Strange, this was strange. Usually if it was other men, not to mention the protagonists, he would bully them in various ways.
[Pansy: Eiji seems to be quite fond of boys with eighth grade syndrome like Zaimokuza-san.]
[Yuigahama: I thought so too!]
[Yukino: This...]
[Mai: Maybe he just thinks of him as an interesting entertainment.]
Bunny Girl Senpai's guess, Mai was right.
Eiji did consider Zaimokuza as an interesting entertainment for him.
The proof is his inner voice now.
[Say more of those cool and embarrassing words, Zaimokuza!]
That's what you want?!
Sure enough, there was no way Eiji was being nice to another man for no reason.
He turned his gaze on Zaimokuza and said, "Where's your draft novel? Give it to us."
Zaimokuza was moved by what Eiji said, he reprimanded Yukino who was famous as one of his girlfriends for his sake, he was so nice!
It was rather inconsistent with all the rumors he had heard about him.
He took out a flashdrive and placed it on the table while holding the center of his subdistrict.
His eighth grade syndrome mode was reactivated.
"Great! This is... The First Volume of the Dark Demon Sword Legend! Read it, and feel the power that resides within!"
[Hahaha!]
The heroines: Eiji, you sound like you're having fun.
Still, even though he was laughing in his heart, he looked calm on the surface.
Eiji took the pendrive and motioned for Yukino to plug it into her laptop.
Yukino sighed and did as he wanted. Soon, the laptop screen displayed the draft of Zaimokuza's novel.
Yuigahama and Pansy shifted their seats to read along.
More than ten minutes later.
"Dark Demon Sword... Are you sure this can be published?" Eiji asked with an expression that was hard to read.
Zaimokuza replied confidently, "Of course! My dream is to become a professional novelist like the Bloody Pen Poet who graduated from this Magic Academy last year!"
"The Bloody Pen Poet? An alumnus of this school?" Pansy tried to translate Zaimokuza's language, but she completely failed to figure out who the Bloody Pen Poet was.
However, Eiji had a guess. "The Bloody Pen Poet... is that Utaha? She's the only professional novelist who graduated from this school last year."
It's Utaha!
Pansy and the other girls in the room were slightly surprised.
[Tsk! I'm a little envious of Zaimokuza's skill to give others nicknames.]
Eiji, you're strange.
How can you be jealous of such a thing?
"Yes, that is the Bloody Pen Poet's real name. Legendary Silver Knight, your power amazes me. How about you become my partner to defeat the Demon King?"
"No thanks."
"Too bad."
Zaimokuza's shoulders drooped.
He could only settle for Hachiman.
Hachiman: I said, who's your partner? I'm not your partner!
He would have said that if he knew what Zaimokuza was thinking.
Yukino had been scrolling through the pages quickly, "Hmm... so many unnecessary descriptions of magic, messy grammar, and an overly arrogant main character..."
Zaimokuza panicked and made an excuse, "W-Wait! That's... artistic style."
Yukino folded her arms and said like a cruel editor, "What artistic style? It's just a collection of eighth grade fantasies."
"Boom!" Zaimokuza mimicked the sound of an explosion with his mouth and flung himself to the floor.
He knelt down while clutching his chest and coughed as if Yukino had injured him with a magic attack.
Yuigahama and Pansy couldn't help but look at him flatly.
This boy is not in his right mind.
[Zaimokuza, instead of being a novelist, you're more talented at being a comedian.]
Eiji seemed to be holding back laughter.
The girls in the room agreed with what he said in his heart.
"My power... not enough to defeat the Demon King? Please help me increase my power, O heroes of another world!"
Zaimokuza seemed to consider himself a hero in this world. And in order to defeat the Demon King (An editor at a novel publishing company), he needed the help of the heroes from the other world (Yukino and the other Service club members).
"In other words, you now want us to help you proofread your novel?"
Yukino's skill in understanding what a boy suffering from eighth grade syndrome was saying improved further.
She was not happy about it.
Zaimokuza stood up slowly while continuing to clutch his chest and nodded, "Yes."
Stop being so dramatic.
You really didn't hold back just because Eiji allowed you to be yourself.
Yukino complained in her heart and said, "We'll need a whole week to proofread all the chapters."
Eiji put his hand on her shoulder, "Well, it can't be helped. This is our client's request. We have to get it done."
Yukino looked at her fiancé with a slightly narrowed gaze, "You're right, Eiji. So, you'll be in charge of retyping."
"Huh? Why me?"
Eiji was about to get up from his seat, but Yukino hugged his arm and held him in place.
[Nooooo! Yukino, you can't do this to me. Your future husband is a busy man, he doesn't have time to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end.]
Yuigahama and Pansy giggled.
Yukino rolled her eyes.
Busy? You're only busy wooing other women out there!
You're a member of the Service club. This time, you should use your boundless energy to contribute to the club's activities.
"Ha ha ha! Very well, I entrust the fate of this novel in the hands of you, heroes from another world! I will return when my novel is ready to rock the publishing world!"
Zaimokuza laughed triumphantly, he changed his script and his chuunibyou aura faded away.
Then, he exited the room with ordinary steps, not a dramatic pose.
"This... This is wrong. I feel like we're being used to write Zaimokuza's novel. Yukino, it's not too late to cancel his request."
Eiji regretted not running away from the Service club like Hachiman.
Yukino smiled slightly, "The club rules state we help anyone who needs help. Eiji, didn't you previously say this is our client's request. We have to complete it. Why are you changing your mind now?"
"I suddenly remembered that I have other things to do after school."
"We can work on it while you're still at school."
"But..."
Eiji couldn't escape his duty as a member of the Service club.
Yukino kept thwarting his every plan to escape.
But what made him actually stay there for the rest of the lunch break was...
"If you're bored, the three of us can entertain you in the process."
Yukino said that while rubbing the bulge in his pants.
Yuigahama and Pansy looked at each other.
They should do it too?
Eiji gulped, Yukino was obviously playing carrot and stick with him, she was so sneaky!
In the end, he did not resist sitting in front of the laptop and retyping the Zaimokuza novel while revising each chapter under Yukino's direction.
However, the girl's hand was not idle. She was gently shaking his penis.
Under the table, there were also Yuigahama and Pansy licking his balls together.
It's hard for Eiji not to work hard!
[Host, you are very weak in resisting the advances of beautiful women.]
Miss System, if you do it, I won't refuse either.
[Hmph! Your sweet words won't be effective on me, host.]
Really?
Eiji couldn't believe it.
Miss System is a tsundere. Who knows right now, she might be watching his little brother who was being played by three beautiful women with a serious expression.
[.......]
How did you know?
Miss System really did it.
...
After the lunch break was over.
With Eiji and Yukino's cooperation, the revision of Zaimokuza's novel was almost finished in less time.
Because of that, Yukino allowed her fiancé to skip the after school club activities.
Eiji was happy because although the service of the girls in the Service club was good, he was the Harem King. He had many beautiful flowers to water.
It was a metaphor.
For example to describe his current situation in the shoe locker room.
"Eiji, sorry to keep you waiting."
"It's fine, waiting for my girlfriend to go on a date after school is fun. And seeing you in the high school uniform of this school feels worth it, Mikan."
Eiji looked at the younger sister of Rito's protagonist, Mikan with the gaze of a wolf eyeing its prey.
Just kidding.
After all, he had eaten her.
Although the sight of her figure now wearing the Kuoh Academy's female uniform made his throat a little dry.
Ahem! How could it not be?
The Master-Servant contract buff made Mikan's figure more curvaceous and voluptuous than the average first-year high school girl.
Combined with a beautiful face, fair skin and wavy brown hair tied in a ponytail style.
She is very enchanting and truly worthy of being the younger sister of the harem protagonist in the original work.
No wonder many of the boys in the hallway couldn't help glancing at her.
But when they saw her hugging a boy's arm. Many of them were heartbroken and looked at Eiji enviously.
"Damn! That very beautiful girl must be a new student from the first year and the boy she's hugging is Eiji, right? Why is it always him?!"
"It's so unfair, he's even monopolizing the pretty new student!"
"His speed is really scary."
"God, please! In the next life, I want to be Eiji!"
Ignore the whispers of the other boys around.
Eiji was used to their overreactions.
But Mikan was a little embarrassed and asked her boyfriend, "What do you think? Does this uniform suit me?"
She already knew the answer from the heated look he gave her.
Geez, Eiji. You're a pervert.
Even so, she still wanted to hear what he thought of her appearance directly from his mouth.
Eiji certainly did not disappoint Mikan.
"It's perfect, you look so beautiful that I want to take you to a lonely place outside of school."
"D-Don't say things like that in a place like this!"
Mikan blushed, but she didn't seem to refuse?
I don't know if it was just a hallucination, the faces of the other boys who heard their conversation gradually turned green.
Eiji is a lucky bastard!
Still, before he left while wrapping his hands around Mikan's waist under everyone's gaze.
"EIJI, TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY SISTER!"
Suddenly, the protagonist Rito appeared from around the corner of the corridor with a dark aura, his index finger pointing straight at Eiji.
"Rito?!" Mikan was anxious, why was her older brother here?!
She knew he also went to school here. I mean where does he have the confidence to find trouble with Eiji?
Rito, you fool.
The corners of Eiji's lips lifted higher, he turned to the protagonist of To Love Ru whom he hadn't seen in a long time.
After many face slaps in the past, he was also surprised to see him dare to say that to him.
"Rito, didn't we discuss this matter a long time ago? Mikan is my girlfriend, and her parents have approved of our relationship. Even though you're her older brother, you now have no right to decide who she can be with."
The students in the shoe locker room and the corridor not far away felt like they were watching a drama.
Rito was stunned and his expression became even uglier, "Eiji, don't think I don't know you did something to my parents! You, you brainwashed them!"
"I don't understand what you're saying. If what you mean is telling them how good I am financially, you might be right."
Eiji pretended not to know.
He wasn't brainwashing, he was just manipulating probabilities so that Mikan's parents wouldn't reject the relationship between him and their daughter.
He disagreed with anyone who said it was the same as brainwashing. Let's take an example from Rias in the original work, she brainwashed Issei's parents with magic to get her accepted to live with them.
Back then not many people complained about it.
Rito's reaction was excessive.
[Um... Host, I think anyone in Rito's position, it's natural for them to react like that.]
Miss System, I know you're trying to be funny by being the only sane person here.
But, don't do that right now.
[.......]
Does that mean you're admitting that you're not sane, host?
Miss System refrained from asking this.
"My parents are not the type to be tempted by wealth. There's no way they'd approve of their daughter dating you just because of that. Mikan, you've heard everything, why are you silent?"
Rito turned his gaze to his younger sister, he thought she didn't know about this.
He planned to use this matter to ruin Eiji's image in her heart.
However, Mikan smiled awkwardly. "Rito, enough. Our parents know how good Eiji is, so they approved of my relationship with him."
She herself saw how her father and mother were happy when they saw her show Eiji's picture and tell them he was the boss of some company.
Eiji also probably used his power to convince them of the harem issue, but she had no objection to that.
Or rather, it solved a lot of problems.
Rito was dumbfounded by his younger sister's answer and staggered back.
"You've also been brainwashed by Eiji, Mikan. You were made blind by him!"
"Love is blind, Rito. Haven't you felt it yourself?"
Eiji chuckled, he looked at the protagonist with amusement in his eyes.
Rito opened and closed his mouth, he struggled to answer because it was true. An example was when he chased after Lala, Haruna, Yui and other women in the past.
Back then, he thought they were being forced by Eiji and he repeatedly tried to save them. But the reality slapped him, they fell in love with Eiji.
All his efforts were in vain, he was just trying to deceive himself.
There was no other choice, Rito decided to use plan B.
"Eiji, I challenge you to a duel right here, right now!" He took out a very real-looking toy gun from his pocket, then switched to serious mode. Of course, he wasn't stupid enough to think he could beat Eiji in a real fight after being defeated by him last time. "The rules are simple, don't use barriers like the same force field as Ames or anything like that. As long as you get shot once by this toy gun in less than five minutes, you have to let Mikan go for today and not do anything to her for a week."
He then said, "You are not a coward, you should dare to accept a challenge from me."
"!?" Everyone.
Many of weren't sure if the force field or barrier was real.
But wasn't that cheating?
It wasn't fair to Eiji.
The boys were supporting Rito.
While the girls including Mikan? They looked at him with disdain.
Still, Eiji was amazed that the protagonist Rito finally used his brain!
He knew he couldn't beat him in a real fight. So, he used the game and made a bet with him.
He even provoked his courage so that he wouldn't refuse.
[Hahaha! First Zaimokuza, and now you, Rito. My first day as a third year high school student was really fun.]
Eiji laughed in his heart.
The heroines knew he was in a good mood even though the protagonist had just provoked him.
"Eiji, you don't have to agree to Rito's unfair challenge." Mikan looked at her boyfriend anxiously.
But he said, "Don't worry Mikan, I'll win."
Eiji motioned for Mikan to stand among the crowd. I don't know when, but many students were watching on the side.
A teacher passed behind them, but did not notice the commotion at all, as if it was a daily occurrence at Kuoh Academy.
Actually, he just didn't dare to reprimand Eiji.
"Eiji, may I assume you agree to the bet between us?" Rito grinned.
"Yes, but if you lose... for a week, I want you to always walk home from school naked. Remember, I said walking, not running."
"You...!"
"What? You don't dare even though if you win, I'm so sad that I can't do anything to Mikan for a week."
Eiji made a depressed expression while glancing at Mikan.
Rito couldn't believe it, he had long known how good Eiji's acting skills were that he should be given an Oscar.
But...
No problem, Eiji was too confident! This time, he would win against him.
Others didn't know, but he had been practicing shooting with a gun since his first life.
A toy gun was no different, he could still use it well. Combined with his current power, he was confident he could at least hit a target that was even moving at high speed.
"I agree! Eiji, I will make you taste defeat for the first time, you will regret it!"
"Take this!"
Rito fired several small plastic bullets.
Eiji didn't bother to use his incredible physical strength, or even one of his abilities, light speed to dodge.
Instead, he used the opportunity to try something.
Under the gaze of Rito and the others, he dodged each bullet with very minimal movement.
It was like he knew where the bullets would fly and shifted his body slightly.
Rito began to panic, he decided to use his ability to manipulate the void and make the bullets appear in unexpected places.
But Eiji seemed to have eyes in the back of his head and even the corners of his body.
He spun around with both hands in his pockets while dodging every shot.
{Why?! Ahh! Ahh! Why can't my shot hit even Eiji?!}
The heroines shook their heads.
Give up, protagonist Rito.
You'll never be able to defeat Eiji.
Even if you cheat, he cheats more than you.
What they thought was right. Currently, Eiji was using one of the types of Haki— Observation Haki!
But unlike other Haki users in One Piece including the protagonist Luffy, his Observation Haki level allowed him to see further into the future.
He was able to predict Rito's every move and where he would shoot in the next five minutes.
That's no longer predicting, but seeing the future with 100% certainty. If Rito knew the description of this one ability, he might vomit blood.
Five minutes had passed since the duel began.
In the end, Rito knelt on the floor with a look of disbelief on his face. "I... lost again?"
"Didn't I tell you? I'll win. Don't forget your promise, Rito." Even if he didn't try not to keep his promise, he wouldn't be able to do it. Just in case, Eiji had used <No Game No Life> in their duel. So the rules made would not be able to be broken.
In front of Rito's gloomy eyes, he wrapped his arms around Mikan's waist again and smiled at him.
"Goodbye, Mikan and I will have fun."
The scene was really like the protagonist seeing his heroine being taken away by a blonde villain.
Many students looked at Rito as if he was pitiful, but not a few of them laughed at him.
"Stop... Eiji, stop...! I—"
Rito did not finish his words, he did not plan to keep his promise and wanted to try to stop Eiji from taking away his younger sister.
But in front of everyone, his body moved on its own. He took off all his clothes and got naked.
{???}
"Kyaaa!! There's a pervert!"
"My eyes are tainted!"
"He really kept his promise? Amazing!"
"Rito, you really are a man!"
"Crazy, isn't he embarrassed?!"
Rito panicked and his face flushed with embarrassment, there was also a feeling of humiliation because he knew this must have been done by Eiji.
He actually walked home from school naked!
Comments
KristofferXxXxX
[Um... Host, I think *for* anyone in Rito's position, it's natural for them to react like that.] PS: As usual, no need to leave a comment.
Wisnu Nugraha
He already has a few of them, but I'll probably check again and see if there's anything suitable for Eiji
Tony Johnson
Maybe give him the abilities from the Seven Deadly Sins manga https://nanatsu-no-taizai.fandom.com/wiki/Commandment
