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C788 - Inner Voice: All Heroines Hear My Inner Voice
🕑 Added 2025-09-18 10:09:22 +0000 UTCWhile the people outside including the girl he liked were having fun talking to Eiji.
Okarun felt himself ignored.
There was also envy for Eiji because he seemed to be favored by Ayase's grandmother. He hesitated before finally saying, "Ano...! Sorry to interrupt your conversation but when does my treatment start? And Eiji, nice to meet you, my name is Takakura Ken!"
It was strange to hear someone introduce himself from behind the door, but Eiji didn't care about that because he was quite satisfied that he could make Seiko have a good impression on him in the first meeting.
The misunderstanding he intentionally created had also been resolved.
Now it was time to deal with the protagonist again.
"Takakura Ken? Aren't you called Okarun?"
"Ah, that... That's the nickname Ayase-san gave me. My real name is Takakura Ken."
Eiji made a strange expression as if he didn't know why Ayase called the protagonist by such a name.
But from the original work, he knew it was only because she felt embarrassed to call the protagonist by the same name as her idol.
Ayase panicked slightly and said, "Just call him Okarun, Eiji. It suits him."
Okarun...
It was a cute name but could also be considered demeaning to men.
"....." However, Okarun did not care because he knew Ayase did not mean to mock him by calling him that.
"Well, Okarun." Eiji stuffed both hands in his pants pockets, "From here, I can feel your condition is worse than I thought. I have no choice but to change my treatment method, it will be painful. Are you ready?"
Hearing this, not only Okarun. But everyone was curious as to what method Eiji was referring to.
As a famous medium, Seiko had an interested expression on her face.
She had heard from her granddaughter that Eiji had superpowers, he was able to freeze the aliens who almost raped her and suppress Turbo Granny inside a boy's body for three days with just his touch.
Things like that...
She herself couldn't do it.
Seiko thought Eiji was a more talented medium than her and her granddaughter.
From his body, she could see spiritual energy so great that she couldn't even see its limits.
In her entire life, it was the first time she had seen something like that. That was also one of the reasons why she had such a good impression on him and almost dropped her cigarette when she saw him just getting out of the car.
"How painful is that? Ah, I mean, as long as I can heal and get my balls back, I'm ready! I'll do anything!"
Okarun sounded pleading when he said that.
That was because shortly after being possessed by Turbo Granny, he realized that his ball which was his symbol as a man had disappeared.
He panicked and wanted to get it back of course.
"It depends on how strong Turbo Granny is. We'll let her take over your body and beat her until she agrees to compromise."
"What?!" Okarun and Ayase were surprised.
They felt Eiji's method was too dangerous.
Seiko exhaled her cigarette smoke before saying, "That's a good method. But are you sure you can defeat Turbo Granny, Eiji?"
"Granny, you think it's a good method?! But if it's Eiji..."
Ayase who had witnessed Eiji's power at least thought he had a great chance of winning.
Except for Miko and her two friends, none of them knew that boy had already defeated Turbo Granny in a single attack on her own territory (tunnel).
"I'm sure but besides me, Scáthach can also do it."
Eiji said confidently.
Scáthach blinked her eyes. She thought she would just be Eiji's driver and watch from the side.
But, you also want me to fight, Eiji?
"I don't mind doing it. After all, it's just a Youkai."
"Scáthach, right? Are you also a medium?" Seiko had long been curious about the identity of the sexy woman in the tight black bodysuit.
Ayase had seen Scáthach before, she did not know how powerful she was but one thing was certain.
She envied her figure which was even better than her grandmother's!
"Me? I'm just a female warrior."
Scáthach was being humble, she did not call herself a female warrior queen or a god slayer.
[I'm just a female warrior? Scáthach, say that in front of the spirits of countless enemies including the gods who have died at your hands.]
[I'm sure when they hear you say that, many of them will vomit blood.]
Eiji, I don't want to brag.
Scáthach complained in his heart.
But Ayase who could hear the inner voice like the other heroines was stunned.
She looked at Scáthach with fear in her eyes.
'This woman is that strong? Crazy! I will definitely never offend her intentionally in the future.'
"Then... Eiji, Scáthach-san, please help!"
Okarun did not refuse.
Eiji grinned in his heart. Don't get me wrong, he didn't propose such a method just because he wanted to see the protagonist get beaten up.
He wasn't that evil, okay?
He would instead help him to gain the power of Turbo Granny just like in the original work. However, there was a price he had to pay for that.
[Host, admit that you also did it to increase Ayase and Seiko's affection for you.]
'Ehem, Miss System. It can't be helped.'
Eiji didn't argue because in the original work, Ayase and Seiko both liked positive-minded people and liked to help others.
So unlike when he dealt with the other protagonists, he had to adjust the routine he used.
A while later.
Eiji and Seiko had moved away from Okarun's location.
Only Ayase was currently still standing in front of the small shrine while stretching out her arms.
She was restraining Okarun with her psychic ability and was feeling nervous.
Scáthach was standing not far behind her but in this situation, her posture looked relaxed.
She placed one of her hands on her hip, not even bothering to take out her Alternative Gáe Bolg.
"Ayase, now!" Eiji shouted from a distance.
"Okay!" Ayase deactivated her psychic ability and ran straight towards Eiji and her grandmother.
Instantly, the entrance of the small shrine exploded.
Okarun's figure had completely transformed into Turbo Granny, he could not control his body anymore. When he saw Scáthach's figure standing right in front of him, he growled.
"You will all regret letting me take over this boy's body. I heard your plan, you underestimated me too much!"
The person who was currently speaking was Turbo Granny.
And just as she said, she heard Eiji's plan that wanted to force her to compromise by defeating her.
She still remembered he was the one who defeated her easily in her territory. Even so, she was still very arrogant and confident.
Because of that—
"I will never let go of this boy's body and will kill everyone around him for revenge."
"You're as vindictive as ever!" Seiko said.
Turbo Granny glanced at the figure of the white-haired woman in the distance and shouted, "Shut up! This time, I will definitely kill you, old woman!"
Ayase was confused because there seemed to be a story between Turbo Granny and her grandmother.
Eiji suddenly remembered something.
[If I'm not mistaken, before the storyline in the original work started. Turbo Granny had met Seiko several times in the past and was always defeated by her before running away.]
Ayase: Wait, doesn't that mean my grandmother is so strong that she can defeat Turbo Granny by herself?!
[But that was in the past. Now that Turbo Granny has absorbed the vengeful spirits living in the tunnels in recent years, she's many times stronger to the point that Seiko can't defeat her anymore.]
"...." Ayase was silent.
Now she understood how strong her grandmother who not long ago she had always thought was a fake medium was.
However, Turbo Granny had become stronger in the past.
Could Scáthach really defeat her?
"Are you done talking?" Scáthach asked expressionlessly.
Turbo Granny looked back at the sexy, purple-haired woman in front of her. "Your breasts are beautiful, I will snatch them before killing you."
As expected of her.
After saying all that, she was still basically a perverted youkai.
Turbo Granny's figure moved very quickly and suddenly appeared behind Scáthach, but before she could touch her with her hands— a rune shone with red light under her feet.
*Boom!*
A 100-meter tall pillar of fire engulfed Turbo Granny.
Ayase and Seiko were dumbfounded because was it magic?
It was definitely magic!
"Gaagh! It's hot, it's so hot! Bitch, I changed my mind. I'll kill you right away!"
Turbo Granny's furious shout rang out from the sky.
Her previous attack had sent her flying so high that she was horribly burned.
Okarun also felt pain from that.
Even so, she was still alive and her legs were spinning like propellers in the air.
"She flew that way?!" Ayase rolled her eyes.
Seiko smiled amusedly, "Turbo Granny is very proud of the speed of her legs. She can run as fast as 120 km/h."
In other words, her speed was equivalent to a train.
Ayase was surprised.
However, Eiji and Scáthach did not change their expressions.
"So what? You don't think I can't attack you in the air, do you?" Scáthach said that with a white rune shining under her feet.
In the next second, she suddenly appeared on top of Turbo Granny and kicked her back with her slender legs.
"Agh! My back!"
Turbo Granny did not have time to dodge even though she was very fast, her body crashing into the ground hard.
Boom!
As Turbo Granny lay on the ground shattered into pieces, Scáthach unleashed another attack from the air, she used the Magecraft Rune to create four large ice spikes.
Against the backdrop of the afternoon sky and the four runes shining with light blue light, she was extremely beautiful.
Each of the ice spikes pierced both Turbo Granny's hands and feet.
"Damn it! Bitch, you dare pierce my legs!"
Turbo Granny roared, but there was also pain in her voice.
She looked at Scáthach who landed gracefully on the ground with a hint of fear in her yellow eyes.
Just like the extremely handsome boy (Eiji) and female knight (Artoria) who had defeated her before. The woman in front of her was not normal.
Or rather were they all human?
"....." On the other side, Ayase and Seiko did not expect Turbo Granny to be defeated so quickly.
The whole process was even less than a minute.
Eiji clapped his hands, "Good job, Scáthach."
Then, his body flickered and appeared beside her as if teleporting.
"Step back. Leave the rest to me."
"As you wish, my king."
Scáthach stepped back but still stood not far from Eiji.
Still, their conversation made everyone wonder what the relationship between them was?
Eiji looked down at Turbo Granny and said, "Hello, you must already know what I'm talking to you for."
"Handsome, let go of me, I'll let you suck—"
"Turbo Granny, do you want to die?"
He interrupted what she was saying with a faint smile on his face.
"....." Turbo Granny did not dare to finish her perverted words. Right now, her soul was trembling just from looking at Eiji's pair of red eyes that seemed to reflect her.
That boy was a monster!
"What's your answer?"
"O-Of course not, I don't want to die. I'll compromise as you wish. Do you want me to let go..."
"Ehem!" Eiji pretended to cough, he didn't let Turbo Granny finish her words and suppressed her with his spiritual pressure.
Turbo Granny groaned in pain, she wondered what was wrong?
She had just wanted to say that she didn't mind letting this boy go and never appearing in front of them again.
"Shut up. You didn't just curse Okarun and lose his ball. You've also damaged his body. How could I just let you go?"
"Ugh... Then, what do you want?"
Turbo Granny was confused and had a bad feeling.
A cat doll, maneki-neko suddenly appeared in Eiji's hand.
Scáthach felt that her king's smile looked evil even though he was still very handsome. Ayase and Seiko wondered what Eiji wanted to do with the doll in his hand?
"I will extract your consciousness from Okarun's body and transfer it to this doll. You are still alive, but I will also restrict you from doing any more evil things to humans."
"!!!"
It sounded good to everyone.
But Turbo Granny? She felt that the boy in front of her was a devil pretending to be human!
To a Youkai like her, what Eiji wanted from her was worse than killing her.
"No way! I don't want to! Eiji, you damn boy!"
"I'm not asking you, but telling you, Turbo Granny."
Eiji said and then, he immediately began the process. With one of Anos' spells, he was able to separate Turbo Granny's consciousness or soul from Okarun's body and put it into the doll.
However, he did not forget to add some restrictions to Turbo Granny. After finishing, Ayase and Seiko looked at him in awe.
"Ahhhh! Ahhhh! My body! My body became so small! My power too... I can't feel it. Eiji, you devil! Get me out of here!"
The cat doll, maneki-neko rolled on the ground and glared at Eiji hatefully.
It was Turbo Granny.
Ayase and Seiko were laughing at her now.
Turbo Granny felt very humiliated.
"Eiji, thank you very much!" On the other side, the protagonist Okarun had turned back into a human and bowed to him.
Eiji casually said, "You're welcome but Okarun, your ball is still missing. You still have to look for it yourself. Turbo Granny's power is also now with you, you must protect it and not let it return to her."
"Ehh! My ball is still missing?! How can I find it?!" Okarun immediately checked the inside of his pants and after that, he became depressed because it was still missing.
His ball were nowhere to be seen!
It made his hair flare and turn white, formed two thick vertical lines in his eyes, and had a striking black jaw mask with a double row of teeth.
He entered Turbo Granny mode.
"It's over, I'll never have my ball again in the future..." Okarun's personality also changed drastically, he became listless and pessimistic.
"Boy, give me back my power!" Turbo Granny pounded on Okarun's legs but didn't do him any damage.
"Okarun, you... What happened to your appearance?!" Ayase was shocked.
And that was the end of this episode of Dandadan.
To answer Ayase's question, Eiji briefly explained that in that form, Okarun had the power of Turbo Granny and could run as fast as her.
However, he could still return to his human form at any time.
Okarun was not happy with that because he still lost his ball.
What they didn't know was that the ball was in Eiji's inventory.
Eiji pretended not to know because he had other plans with it. For today, he was satisfied with Ayase and Seiko's positive level which increased by a few points after he helped Okarun.
Although it did not completely solve his problem. He deliberately did it so that in the future, Okarun would still have to ask for his help and seeing that, Ayase and Seiko, and even the other beauties in Dandadan would fall in love with him.
[That's quite a complicated long-term plan, host.]
'Of course, I can still speed up the process by wooing those women directly. But there's no need to rush, Seiko and I are just getting to know each other.'
[......]
Miss System wondered how Ayase would react if she knew her host wanted to be her step-grandfather?
She might say...
Ayase: "Eiji, I treat you as my friend, but you want to sleep with my grandmother?! What about me?"
...
Eiji didn't know how good Miss System's imagination was. By now, the sun had set and the sky had become dark.
He and Scáthach were preparing to go home.
"Eiji, stop by again. For your information, my granddaughter is single at the moment." Seiko said with a friendly smile.
She still did not realize the boy in front of her was more interested in her than her granddaughter.
"Grandma, what are you saying?!" Ayase blushed as she understood what her grandmother meant to say.
"....." Okarun was also preparing to go home by bicycle, but he did not receive such words from Seiko.
He was sad and deliberately slowed down his pace as if waiting for the same words to be given to him.
As for Turbo Granny? She was eating a snack while watching TV inside the Ayase family home.
Her speed of adaptation was amazing.
Where did the perverted granny who was clamoring to kill people go before?
"Is that so? I guess with her attractive appearance and personality, Ayase already has a boyfriend." Eiji took this opportunity to tease the heroine of Dandadan.
"I-I..." Ayase stammered with a blush on her cheeks.
"She had several ex-boyfriends in the past, but many of them were trash. But don't worry, I can guarantee that Momo is still a virgin."
Seiko answered for her granddaughter. Ayase was embarrassed and angry.
"Are you really my grandmother?! How can you talk about your granddaughter's virginity?!"
Saiko ignored the screams of the girl beside her.
Didn't she know? She was helping her to be able to date a very nice boy like Eiji!
'Momo, you're still so naive. Are you really my granddaughter?'
(A/N: Ayase's full name is Momo Ayase. Sometimes in inner monologues, especially Seiko's inner monologues. She would call her by her first name.)
"It's getting late, I have to rush back to my home. Ayase, Seiko-san and Okarun... Goodbye."
Eiji skillfully said goodbye immediately so as not to embarrass Ayase further.
As a veteran, he knew when to step forward and step back.
Ayase was relieved but still annoyed with her grandmother.
Soon, the black Ferrari walked out of the gate of their house.
"Hah? Okarun, why are you still here?"
"I-I'm leaving now."
"Un, be careful on the road."
"...."
That's it? You're not going to tell me to stop by your house again, Ayase-san?
Okarun bit his lip and returned to his house with a glum face.
He didn't know, Ayase didn't tell him to stop by her house again because she remembered her promise with Eiji not to be too casual and proactive with men.
Comments
jose torres
Awesome chapter excitingly looking forward to your next release, now that I think about it since turbo Grandma took his nuts away, he technically can have guilt-free sex The bad part is that he's a beta male, so he's not getting anywhere, so technically he didn't lose anything, at least he got powers out of it that's a bonus.
KristofferXxXxX
Thanks for the chapter author-san! :3
