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C767 - Inner Voice: All Heroines Hear My Inner Voice
🕑 Added 2025-08-27 08:07:01 +0000 UTCNo sooner had Eiji checked the results of his hard work in the past two days.
On the surface, he had just finished the Multiple Cuisines and Molecular Gastronomy style breakfast made by Erina and Alice. Everyone including Gabriel who had just told his other women the happy news of her pregnancy had also eaten it and praised the dishes the two girls had made.
However—
It was a bit troublesome because Alice and Erina were not satisfied with just a simple compliment from their fiancé.
[It's still early, can you two be satisfied with me saying "Both of your cuisines are delicious and have improved compared to the last time I tasted them."?]
[Of course not...]
Hearing Eiji's inner voice, many of the women in the dining room giggled.
Erina and Alice who were standing beside him snorted and kept looking at him as if to say, "You already know so hurry up and tell us your serious review."
Then both of them thought.
Alice: I'm sure my cuisine this time is better than Erina's!
Erina: I know my cuisine is definitely still better than Alice's as usual. Eiji, I just need you to make Alice realize the fact that her level is still below mine and will always be like that.
With Rasiel, Eiji knew what the two girls were thinking and sighed before drinking a glass of water.
"Mea, can I ask you to refill my glass? My throat is still a bit dry."
"Sure Senpai."
Are you dehydrated?
The burgundy-haired girl in maid clothes immediately poured water in Eiji's glass.
Erina was forced to step back to give her space.
Eiji drank again until his glass was empty. Then, he quickly stood up from the chair and said, "I suddenly remembered that I haven't fed my dog yet."
However, before he could walk, two slender hands with inhuman strength forced him to sit back down.
Erina and Alice glared at him.
"Eiji, stop joking around. You don't have a dog and don't think I don't know you just want to run away."
[Oh, you're right, Erina. But I have a wolf! Doesn't Wolfy also need breakfast in the morning?]
Wolfy? Erina sneered in her heart.
Since when did you start feeding her with your own hands, Eiji?
You never do that!
That was usually the job of the maids or Lala until Wolfy even regarded the latter as her owner.
"Eiji, just a little. Tell Erina that my cuisine is better than hers." Alice whispered in her fiancée's ear.
Erina frowned, "Alice, I heard what you said!"
Alice looked at her cousin with a mocking smile, "So what? Today will be my first victory, Erina."
"If you're so confident, why did you persuade Eiji to side with you? Alice~"
Erina also showed a mocking smile.
Alice puffed up her cheeks.
There was an illusion of lightning sparks colliding between their gazes.
Eiji was sure the two girls were not using magic so how did that visual effect work?
He had long been curious about such things but—
"Ehem! Enough, you two want my serious review, right? Then..."
Erina and Alice stopped glaring at each other and turned their gazes to their fiancé.
The other curious women were also still sitting in the dining room just to listen.
By the way, Mana and Leonora were also there and supporting their respective daughters.
Instead of supporting, could mothers like you stop your daughters? Eiji complained in his heart.
"Erina, the breakfast you made was perfect in terms of taste and appearance. My god's tongue is quite satisfied but that's it. Compared to Alice, your cooking skills still haven't improved much since three months ago."
"What?! But Eiji..."
Erina was surprised, she was a little panicked and wanted to argue. It was true that her cooking skills had not improved much, especially since she was appointed as the new principal of Totsuki Academy.
Her practicing time was reduced.
However, she was sure that the taste of her dishes were still better than Alice's!
Eiji interrupted her by saying, "I haven't finished my words yet, Erina."
Erina was silent and slightly lowered her head with a frown on her face.
Alice grinned, she was patiently waiting for what Eiji said next.
At least until she was sure of her victory, she refrained from mocking her cousin.
"On the other side, Alice's cuisine is only slightly worse than yours. However, her skills have improved so much that she was able to make a very interesting and delicious Molecular Gastronomy-style breakfast."
"In short... Erina, you win in terms of taste but in terms of cuisine creativity, Alice is better than you."
Not only Erina, but Alice had a bad feeling.
Oh no, don't tell me the result of their match was...
"You two are tied."
After Eiji said that, he hurriedly got up from his chair and teleported to another room with a sound of *pop!
His figure disappeared from the dining room.
He was running away!
"Eiji...!!" Erina and Alice shouted simultaneously.
[Don't get mad, everything I said was honest.]
I know that but I still want to ask the details and you dare to run away?!
Alice and Erina were dissatisfied.
The former was unhappy because she still couldn't beat Erina.
While the latter? She was just unhappy because she didn't win and drew against Alice.
She suspected that Eiji was deliberately siding with the silver-haired girl.
Seeing what happened, the other heroines laughed.
Mana and Leonora shook their heads. From their point of view, Eiji was sneaky because he was basically not choosing anyone.
He made none of their daughters sad and only made them upset. It made the two girls even more eager to compete with each other in the future.
Mana: Should I say worthy of being my man?
Leonora: Hehe, Eiji is my good son-in-law and husband.
What the two beautiful and sexy Milfs didn't know, Eiji didn't mean to worry about Alice and Erina's feelings. After all, it was just giving an honest review of their cuisine.
Even so, he ran away because he didn't want to keep getting caught between the cat and dog fight.
Instead, he took his time to talk to his daughter, Lilim and flirt with his other women before leaving for school.
But soon Gabriel approached him and said, "Eiji, yesterday I forgot to tell you something!"
"Something?" Eiji widened his eyes, "Gabriel, have you given birth to our little angel?!"
"....." Gabriel was stunned.
"....." Lilith and several other Trinity Seven girls were around.
"....." Lala and the girls of To Love Ru who were preparing to leave for school.
Oh, there were also Rias and the girls from Highschool DxD who were amused.
"Papa-sama, how could Mama Gabriel give birth that quickly?" Lilim laughed at her father.
Eiji rubbed his nose as if embarrassed at being laughed at by his daughter, "Lilim, I know, I was just joking."
"Really?"
"Yes."
[But it's not impossible, right? Maybe Chisato's blessing has the ability to speed up the birthing process.]
Chisato: No, my blessing has no such ability. Making a woman give birth in less than a day is also too much.
Eiji, stop making excuses to justify your words, you're obviously just being funny!
The heroines in the room rolled their eyes.
"Well, so what is it?" Eiji asked the beautiful blonde angel.
Gabriel and the others slightly marveled at how thick his face was not to blush after his joke was foiled by his daughter.
"Actually, after learning about what you did in the Dimensional Gap three days ago, the Alliance leaders asked me to deliver a reward from them to you."
In Gabriel's hand, a fairly thick stack of papers appeared.
Each of the papers had photos of beautiful women of various races, some of which were familiar to Eiji.
Still, what is this for?!
Even so, Eiji flipped through the papers with a calm expression but don't underestimate the sixth sense of the women in the room, even Lilim felt that her father seemed excited.
"Hmm... What can I do with this?" Eiji pretended to be confused even though he could guess what Sirzechs, Azazel and the other Alliance leaders were planning.
Hera and Yasaka were also supposed to be involved in this, but now they just looked at him with a faint smile.
Huh? Are those women testing his self-control or something?
Gabriel innocently replied, "They are all candidates who agreed to go on a blind date with you. Of course, don't overdo it, okay?"
"Eiji, you can only choose a few of them."
As soon as the words were dropped, Eiji blinked his eyes.
It was hard for others to tell what he was thinking from his face.
But for those who could hear his inner voice?
[Who proposed to give me this kind of reward? It was most likely men like Azazel or Odin.]
[Gosh, they think I'm as perverted as they are!]
The heroines:
Isn't that right? Or even more so?
Otherwise, the rest of us wouldn't be in your harem, Eiji.
They were curious how he would respond to that reward in front of them.
Eiji found the gazes of the women in the room rather frightening. He regretted not bringing Gabriel to talk about this in a quiet place where it was just the two of them. Should he turn back time? Tsk, women like Chisato would probably notice.
"Papa-sama, are you going to go on a date with those wild women?" Lilim asked with a smile but the light in her golden eyes seemed dim.
She was like a little yandere.
Wait, what?!
No, no, it must be just a hallucination. Lilim was just worried that her Papa-sama had little time to play with her because he was dating a lot of wild women out there.
Eiji hurriedly shook his head and laughed awkwardly, "Haha, how is that possible? Lilim, I'm a serious person and even if I were to add to your stepmother count again, we would only meet by chance and like each other because of that."
He had to maintain his image as a good father in Lilim's heart!
[Host, I think your image in her eyes is not very good.]
'Miss System, shut up.'
Lilim narrowed her eyes and looked hesitant, she was actually still a little dissatisfied because from what her father had said, he would still increase the number of her stepmothers in the future.
Although the frequency was slower than when she agreed to go on blind dates with those wild women.
However, as a good daughter, Lilim immediately smiled brightly at that.
"I knew it, my Papa-sama will not date those wild women. Lilim is happy to hear that."
"That's obvious." Eiji shamelessly said but in his heart, he was crying without tears.
Especially when remembering the familiar names on his blind date list. For example Chysis Gremory, Elmenhilde, Millarca Vordenburg, Lilitifa Vepar, Lint Sellzen, Magari, Sae Toujou, Mirana Shatarova and several others.
There are still many beautiful women in Highschool DxD!
[Lilim, you're cruel. Papa wants to vomit blood right now.]
Miss System and Leme laughed.
"Pfft!" Rias, Sona, Lilith, Ai, Mio, Yuki and the women in the room also couldn't help but laugh.
Not only from his inner voice, Eiji was obviously very reluctant to give up his blind date with those women.
It was rare to see him looking pathetic.
And that was only because he wanted to maintain his good father image in front of his daughter, Lilim.
[Rias: Lilith, how about you persuade Lilim to call me Mama-sama instead of Mama Rias?]
[Lilith: ????]
[Sona: Lilim is a beautiful and intelligent girl. I also want her to call me Mama-sama as if I were her biological mother.]
[Lilith: Rias, Sona, we're sisters... but no way! Lilim's biological mother is only me!]
[Rias: Lilith, you're being stingy.]
[Sona: That's too bad. I still have to wait for my daughter to be born and help Lilim to pressure Eiji so that he doesn't keep increasing the number of his harem.]
[Rias: Sona, why are you thinking the same thing as me?]
[Sona: You're the one thinking the same thing as me, Rias.]
While a crimson and black haired devil girl restarted their dog and cat fight.
[Utaha: I wonder if Eiji will cry if he finds out his women want to use his daughters to pressure him?]
[Mai: He probably will.]
[Eriri: Y-You guys are bad women!]
[Utaha: Eh, Eriri? Are you here? Sorry to make you overhear the conversation of the women who are pregnant with Eiji's child. You must have felt uncomfortable.]
The lips of the other women in the group chat twitched.
Utaha never let go of the opportunity to mock Eriri.
And Eriri's reaction? It was obvious.
[Eriri: Kasumigaoka Utaha, you're mocking me? Don't get cocky just because you got pregnant with Eiji's child first!]
The blonde girl was angry and was eager to slap Utaha with her twintail.
Utaha sneered, she wasn't afraid of Eriri's 0 damage attack.
Eiji did not know some of his girls were fighting in the group chat Miss System had created behind him, he reluctantly returned the papers in his hand to Gabriel.
"Gabriel, tell the other Alliance leaders that I, Eiji Seiya am grateful for the reward they gave me. But I don't need any rewards to save the world where the women I love live."
"Return this to them."
Hearing what her father said, Lilim was satisfied and hugged his arm with a sweet smile on her little face.
However, Miss System and Leme knew Eiji had not completely given up! Lilim was still too naive, she didn't know their host had memorized all the information about the women on his blind date list and was still planning to woo them in the future.
Back then, Lilim wouldn't even know that the new step-mothers her father brought home were women from that list.
After the conversation about the reward from the alliance was over, Eiji used his Future Insight to check what plots there were today.
And he was a little surprised.
"Sona, I can't go to school today. Can you tell the teachers at school for me as usual?"
"....."
Her fiancé abused his status as one of the school owners for the umpteenth time.
Sona was numb so she said, "Okay baby."
Eiji kissed her lips gently for a few seconds.
"Thank you Sona."
"Hmph. You at least know how to thank your fiancé."
Sona snorted while adjusting the position of her glasses, but anyone could see a slight blush on her cheeks.
The students at school would definitely look at that scene in disbelief.
Was it still their famously cold and serious student council president?
Rias and several other girls clucked their tongues. As the Harem King, Eiji knew how to be fair to his women so he kissed them one by one before leaving.
In the end, all the girls who were about to leave for school blushed.
"Papa-sama..."
From the window, Lilim saw her father kissing her mothers, there was jealousy in her eyes and her expression darkened slightly.
Ophis had returned to her legal loli form, but she was not as innocent as before and realized there was something wrong with the way Lilim looked at her father.
The girl also often looked at her stomach with envy after finding out she was pregnant with Eiji's child.
She could only say, "Good luck, Eiji."
...
Meanwhile.
In his apartment room, Kazuya looked at his own appearance in the mirror with satisfaction.
His hair that was previously dyed into brownish-orange had returned to its original color— black.
He had also changed his hairstyle to a popular hairstyle he found on the internet.
In the past week, he used the money his grandmother gave him to upgrade his appearance like crazy.
He bought a lot of clothes, skincare, and did facials.
Compared to before, his appearance improved by at least 5 points. The total was 70 points from 65 points. However, his face still looked ordinary.
"I became handsome although not as handsome as that bastard (Eiji). But with this kind of appearance and the advice to pursue women from grandma... Hehe, I'm sure Chizuru will be mesmerized by me."
"Wait, not only Chizuru. Even Mami will regret that she dumped me for another man!"
"Hahaha! It's time to counterattack and become popular!"
At this moment, Kazuya was very confident. Of course, he remembered that Chizuru had been tainted by Eiji and changed into his form.
But after thinking about it for a month...
It was fine, he still loved Chizuru and wanted her body! He would give a green hat to Eiji!
Mami too... Not impossible.
A lascivious smile grew on Kazuya's face and saliva dripped down his mouth. He quickly wiped his mouth before taking out his cell phone.
A green-colored app called Rental Girlfriend was opened.
"Now, let's use grandma's remaining money to rent Chizuru for a year! With that much money, I'm sure she won't refuse!"
Kazuya was so excited but when he searched around for Chizuru's profile, he still hadn't found her.
Or rather, Chizuru had deactivated her account and stopped working as a rent girlfriend.
Kazuya was dumbfounded.
"What? Why did Chizuru deactivate her profile?!"
In fact, he knew the reason. It must be because she had become Eiji's womanizer.
But, jealousy made him lose a bit of his rationality.
"Damn it! Then, I'll just buy her expensive gifts to win Chizuru's heart like grandma said!"
With hasty steps, Kazuya left his apartment room. But coincidentally, Chizuru who lived in the next apartment room just came out while carrying a big suitcase.
Kazuya didn't know what it was for, but his eyes lit up and a blush appeared on his cheeks.
"Good morning, Chi—"
He did not finish his words as a familiar voice made him realize that Chizuru was not alone.
"Chizuru, let me carry your luggage." Eiji took the large suitcase in Chizuru's hand.
Chizuru smiled softly, "Thank you Eiji and sorry for inconveniencing you to pick me up. You even took time off school because of that."
"I'm your boyfriend, isn't it natural for you to trouble me? I'm also happy that you finally decided to move out of this place."
Eiji pretended not to notice Kazuya's presence.
He and Chizuru looked at each other with love in their eyes.
It was time to slap the protagonist of Rent-A-Girlfriend again.
"Yamero!!"
(A/N: Yamero is stop in Japanese.)
Hearing that harsh shout, Chizuru frowned and glanced at Kazuya who was approaching them with a cold gaze.
His appearance was somewhat different from the last time she saw him.
But just like that, she still felt disgusted just by looking at him.
"Kinoshita-san, what do you need from us?"
"Chizuru, you recognize me?!" Suddenly, Kazuya's anger was replaced by a feeling of pleasure as the woman he liked recognized his appearance after he transformed.
Instead of answering, he asked back.
{Chizuru must be mesmerized by my current appearance, right?}
{Although she looked at me coldly, she recognized me after I became more handsome than before!}
The heroines:
How exactly is a cold stare mistaken for a mesmerized one?
Something is wrong with this protagonist's brain.
"Just forget what I said. You should stay away from me, Kinoshita-san. We will not meet again after this."
Chizuru stepped back, she was standing so close to Eiji.
Kazuya froze, his expression became ugly and he glared at Eiji like an angry dog.
Eiji laughed and wrapped his arms around Chizuru's waist before saying, "Kazuya, you look different. But as Chizuru said, you'd better stay away from her. Otherwise..."
"Otherwise what? Eiji, now I'm not afraid of you! Take your dirty hands off Chizuru right now!"
After saying that, Kazuya ran towards him and swung his fist.
Eiji blinked his eyes, he wondered where Kazuya's confidence came from?
Did he think he could beat him in a fight?
The smile on Eiji's face disappeared and his expression became indifferent.
*Bang!*
He kicked Kazuya in the stomach so that his body was thrown more than ten meters and crashed into the wall.
Chizuru covered her mouth with her hand, she did not feel sorry for Kazuya and was relieved that Eiji was not hurt.
"Just that? Kazuya, I thought you had learned to fight or something to have such courage. But no, you're still stupid, jealous and incompetent."
Eiji said insulting words.
"Ughh! Eiji, you... Ahh! It hurts so much!" Kazuya screamed in pain, he held his stomach with a distorted expression.
Eiji's kick seemed to have seriously injured his kidney.
Kazuya's face turned pale and his vision became blurry.
{Nooo! I can't faint, I can't let Eiji take Chizuru away from my side. If Chizuru and I aren't neighbors anymore, it will be harder for me to woo her.}
"Chizuru, let's go." Eiji still hugged Chizuru's waist and pulled her body.
"Yamero... Chizuru, don't come with him." Kazuya said weakly, he stretched out towards the two people clinging to each other in the distance.
The scene was dramatic like an NTR victim who saw the woman he liked leave him and choose to go with a blonde man.
Kazuya hoped Chizuru would sympathize with him and worry about him since he was obviously seriously injured.
But—
"Um, let's go, darling." Chizuru said indifferently, especially after she heard Kazuya's inner voice and understood why he was trying to stop her.
She shuddered and thought she really should get away from him immediately.
"!!!" Kazuya was hit by a mental attack, his vision went dark and he eventually fainted.
...
A/N: I'll finish the Rent-A-Girlfriend plot first. For example, Mami and Sumi haven't been conquered yet.
Comments
Nemz
Eriri is already pregnant if you have forgotten
Nemz
Tftc not gonna lie I think the girls from slash dog could be quite useless in his harem but if you want to add them then you should, I like the fact Lilim is turning into Yandere but I hope it’s the Daughter type Yandere and not Love but it’s up to what her future is 🤷♂️ TOO SHAMLESS EIJI MAN, we want his old mature calm personality!! 😂
