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C566 - Inner Voice: All Heroines Hear My Inner Voice
🕑 Added 2025-02-01 12:52:22 +0000 UTCAt Eiji's house.
It was a beautiful morning but it was not the same as usual because compared to the previous days, today all the women living in his house ate breakfast with such gusto that saliva dripped from their mouths.
If they didn't look pretty and cute, Eiji would probably think he was feeding pigs.
"Munch... Munch... So yummy~!"
"Oh my, this is the best scrambled eggs I've ever eaten."
"Eiji-kun, why do you still need maids if you can cook food this good yourself?"
"That's right! I want to eat the food Eiji makes every day!"
"After eating Eiji-sama's fried rice and fried eggs, I feel like all the food I've eaten so far is garbage."
"Ara Ara. Jeanne, you're overreacting. But... I agree with you."
"It's just scrambled eggs and hot rice, why does it taste..."
"Eiji, why don't you become a house husband who cooks at home and let us earn the money?"
"This time I agree with Rias."
"I agree!"
"Me too! I can make a lot of money by being an idol."
"Well... Add my salary as a model."
"It's decided, we all agree!"
"As expected from my husband!"
[You guys agree but I don't agree!]
Eiji who was eating quietly in one of the chairs in the dining room complained in his heart when he heard the women's comments— Lala, Venelana, Sheila, Jeanne, Akeno, Mio, Rias, Sona, Lieselote, Ai Hoshino, Mai and Mars.
But before long, almost all the women in his house commented on the dishes he made for them and supported Rias' idea.
As for the rest? They including Grayfia ate in silence as they enjoyed the foodgasm feeling they experienced.
Eiji's lips twitched.
What was really going on here? Well although you might be able to guess a little but let me tell you that it started since yesterday where I forgot to bring souvenirs when returning from Totsuki Academy.
He forgot because on the way home, he was too busy flirting with Rindo to buy anything for the women waiting at home.
Girls like Lala, Nana, Koneko, Kunou and even Yami pouted.
So instead, Eiji offered to cook dinner. At that time he made fried rice for everyone in his house. Of course, it was no ordinary fried rice as he made it using god-level cooking skills and the voice of ingredients that helped him replicate a dish from Food Wars.
It was the Curry Risotto Omurice.
The dish the protagonist made in the original work but in terms of flavor, Eiji was sure his was much better.
Initially some of his women were skeptical even though they had heard of his cooking skills from his inner voice because it was just Omurice.
However, they were soon slapped with a foodgasm that left them all naked after tasting it.
Although they did not faint for long as they were all not ordinary women.
Eiji enjoyed looking at the scene in the dining room last night. After knowing how delicious his homemade dishes were, many of his women asked him to make breakfast this morning.
He was a little reluctant due to his laziness but he made a dish from his original work called Transforming Furikake Gohan. He didn't know the exact recipe and cooking method but the voice of ingredients allowed him to figure it all out just by remembering the look of the dish he wanted to make.
That's a cheating ability!
I don't know how many chefs out there would envy him if they knew he had this ability.
Currently, the women were also experiencing foodgasm although with the help of magic, they managed to keep their clothes from tearing due to the taste of the dishes they ate.
Eiji was a little disappointed because of this and wondered should he use protagonist Arata's [Stark Naked Magic] to tear the women's clothes?
On second thought, he chose not to.
"Sorry but no. I can only cook at home a few times a week. There's no way I can cook every day for everyone."
Eiji said to the women and added in his heart.
[After all, I'm a busy person. And if I cook every day for the people in this family, I'll also be stealing Grayfia and the other maids' jobs and I don't want that.]
[Especially Nemesis and Mea who just joined my maid corps, they should learn more about cooking for everyone in the Seiya family.]
While Nemesis and Mea who were still immersed in foodgasm didn't even realize their names were mentioned.
"Is that so? Well... It's okay, I agree with a few times a week."
Rias said with a little disappointment in her heart but agreed and smiled because she could still taste her fiancé's homemade cooking often.
Even a devil like her couldn't help being obsessed with such delicious dishes.
Ever since she first tasted Eiji's homemade dishes, she felt that she had fallen in love with him all over again and did not regret being his woman despite having to bear many green hats on her head.
The other women in the dining room were also thinking more or less the same thing as Rias.
They looked at Eiji with overwhelming love and wondered if they could seduce him with their bodies to make him cook more dishes?
Hearing his inner voice, they actually suspected he was just too lazy and lacked motivation!
What they thought was actually true.
Eiji was just too lazy and instead of cooking, he would rather work hard to change the plot and conquer the hearts of the beautiful women who had yet to join his harem.
"At least it's better than once a month or once a year."
"Yeah I can't wait to taste the other dishes Eiji-sama makes."
"Me too~! Me too~!"
"Eiji-chan, do you want to eat Levia-tan to your heart's content tonight? In exchange... Hehe ☆"
Chisato, Xenovia, Lala and Serafall said in turn. The latter smiled lewdly as if hinting that she wanted to exchange unlimited sex for the dishes made by her lover.
If the devils in the underworld knew about this, would they be surprised? They definitely would because one of the Maou, Maou Leviathan turned out to be a very slutty woman!
At least from their point of view because they didn't know how good the dishes Eiji made were.
Eiji was even suspicious about something. For example if in the past he had chosen to use his cooking skills to conquer Serafall and the other women in his harem.
Would the process have been faster?
It reminded him of the saying that to conquer someone's heart, you must conquer their stomach first.
Damn it.
[Hahaha! Host, haha!]
Miss System, don't laugh!
How dare you laugh at your host, you're not professional.
[Since when did I say I was a professional system?]
That's... I'm sure you've said it in the past.
[You don't remember? Hahaha!]
"....." Eiji was silent. Right now, he really wanted to pull Miss System out of her hiding place and bite her ass hard.
[You want to bite my ass? That's a perverted way of revenge, host. But as expected of you.]
[I'm somehow not surprised.]
Well done, Miss System.
Very good...
Wait for me to finish leveling by then, you'll cry!
Borrowing Eula Lawrence's catchphrases. Eiji said mark my words, this vengeance will be mine!
"Serafall, I refuse!"
"I'm Eiji Seiya, I'm not a man whose decision is easily negotiated by vulgar things."
In his heart he shouted, and on the surface. Eiji refused Serafall who was seducing him to cook with her body!
Although it was a very tempting offer for any man including himself who was a cultured man.
But, he remembered. It wasn't like he couldn't attract that woman to have sex with him if he wanted to.
So, I refused an offer that would only harm me.
Serafall who failed to trick Eiji puffed up her cheeks so that her face looked like a pufferfish.
She and the other women in the dining room did not expect the man to refuse a perverted offer!
What's more, you said it in such a shameless way. You say you're not a man whose decisions are easily negotiated by vulgarities?
We don't believe you!
You're just bluffing because you know you can have sex with us whenever you want.
And that was a fun breakfast at the Seiya family's house.
That's all and thank you.
...
After everyone finished breakfast. They left for school or went to work but Eiji?
"Miss System, stop pretending not to know and give me my reward."
[Who's pretending? I'm not. I didn't tell you just because you didn't ask before.]
Miss System said and Eiji?
He doesn't believe it!
[Can you stop that repetitive monologue style?]
"I don't understand what you're saying so... Hurry up and give me my reward."
[Hmph! Wait a minute.]
"Okay pick a good reward for your hard-working host."
[It's random as usual. Please don't expect too much, host.]
Yes yes it's random.
Everyone knows that.
While waiting for Miss System to choose a good reward to give him, Eiji was also actually doing something dramatic that would make him late for class.
He should have done it a long time ago but he only had the mood to do it now.
"Eiji, is it true that you and my mom have that kind of relationship? You weren't joking with the message you just sent, were you?!"
On the roof of one of the spacious school buildings. The place was quiet and only two people were standing facing each other.
One of them was Basara who was showing a WeChat conversation on his phone screen. There was a message sent by Eiji that read "Basara, I've actually been dating your mom." and seemed to be typed very casually.
Basara was dumbfounded when he first saw the message and now he still felt the same way.
He looked at the boy he had come to think of as his brother who was standing not far in front of him. He couldn't help but curse in his heart saying I treat you as my brother, but you want to be my father?! Crazy, you're crazy!
He hoped Eiji was just joking.
It's a joke between friends, right?
Although since that boy had helped him rediscover one of his mothers, Sapphire. Basara often found his mother playing at Eiji's house whenever he went to school.
At first the woman reasoned that she wanted to learn cooking from the women who lived in Eiji's house. Basara accepted this excuse and believed it because he knew that before today, his mother's cooking skills were not so good that he had fainted several times from eating her cooking.
Then Sapphire started going to Eiji's house frequently with the excuse that she was bored when her son wasn't home and wanted to play with other women.
Basara didn't suspect anything wrong with that though whenever his mother and father met. The woman would be very cold to the man.
He thought it was just because of some past misunderstandings that had not been resolved between them and it was only a matter of time before their relationship warmed up.
But, he seemed to have misunderstood because that was not the problem!
The problem was Eiji...! Don't tell him every time he went to school or maybe at night when he slept. Behind him, Eiji and his mother had....
Basara's expression became ugly, he felt sorry for his father and was angry that he realized it too late.
He was also worried about the man's whereabouts because since a week ago, he hadn't come home or given him any news that he was okay out there.
"Basara, I'm not kidding!" Eiji said while raising one fist into the air excitedly.
No, why are you even answering excitedly!
Basara felt his head hurt a little because even though Sapphire was his mother, he felt that this information made the number of green hats on top of his head increase.
He clenched his fists but did not know what to do...
"You... Since when? Since when were you and my mother together?" Protagonist Basara asked with a trembling voice.
Eiji was happy to hear this question and said, "Actually Sapphire has been one of my women since I made you two meet. Precisely when we went to the Hero Village with Mio and the others."
"Do you remember the woman who was the messenger of the Demon Realm? That was Sapphire in disguise."
"What?!" Basara was surprised again by the information he heard. And yes, he still remembered an envoy from the Demon Realm who was exuding a familiar aura. He was a little suspicious at the time but quickly forgot about it.
That woman turned out to be his mother?!
She was Sapphire in disguise?!
Then...
"Eiji, you had such a relationship with my mother before uniting us again?! You, you..."
Even at this moment, Basara couldn't help pointing at Eiji with trembling fingers.
Shamelessly, Eiji nodded with a strange light in his eyes. Such a gaze made Basara have a bad feeling, especially when remembering how shameless that boy was.
He certainly had not forgotten Eiji who had stolen Mio, Maria, Yuki, Kurumi, Chisato and Celis who originally had a certain relationship with him.
"Yes, Sapphire asked me to keep this a secret from you until she feels ready to tell you."
"But...! Basara, I feel like I can't hide this from you anymore. The longer I do it, the more uncomfortable I feel so that I sometimes find it hard to sleep at night."
Lie.
Eiji lied so naturally and put on such a guilty expression that Miss System who was about to hand out rewards and Leme fell silent.
Their host's acting skills were too scary!
Someone really should give him an Oscar this year.
"After all, you are my best friend. Instead of continuing to lie, I'd rather tell you the truth. So Basara, I'll be happy if you find out about my relationship with your mother and approve of our relationship."
"!!!"
That's right. Eiji said such a shameless thing that even a protagonist of Basara's level staggered back a little and looked at him with a horrified expression.
However, before he said anything. Eiji wasn't done yet and added another interesting piece of information.
"By the way, I haven't told you the latest information about your other mother, Basara."
"Actually, I freed Raphaeline from the Eternal Prison in the Divine Realm two months ago."
"Since then, she has been living in my house and we have been able to have a very good relationship. But don't get me wrong, it's not like I don't want to tell you right away."
"Raphaeline has problems with her memory after being sealed away for so many years so I'm trying to treat her first."
"Basara... Hey what's wrong with you?"
Eiji pretended to be confused because right now, Basara's expression looked like a patient who had a mental disorder.
Just kidding, but hey his expression looks very interesting.
He must be trying to digest all the information he heard.
Sure enough, in this world there is nothing more interesting than getting a beautiful woman and bullying the protagonist.
So while we're waiting why don't we get on with our business, Miss System?
[Host, you're sadistic.]
'Sadistic? No, no... Anyone can see that I was being nice to Basara by telling him about my relationship with his two mothers.'
'I didn't lie and everything I said was honest.'
[That's why you're scary.]
"....."
Eiji shook his head.
Is Miss System starting to get a little scared of him now? That's good.
Comments
Shadow_D_X
SUBARASHIII..thanks for the chapter author-sama
stelvis
Tftc ^^ unexpected(not really )plot develop!!
