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Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)

🕑 Added 2022-09-11 12:52:45 +0000 UTC

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PixieCatSupreme

Welp it got taken down

these games are a tax write-off for some sony exec.

James Rule

Fun Fact: Gilson B. Pontes anagrams out to "No Plot Bigness." Which is also not a bad description of his games.

phredgsanford

I was so happy when I saw gilsonblah blah blah made another game. Waiting for digital homiblah blah blah to give You another one too.

My money is on the rogue AI theory.

Oh no Steph, now that you've coined the term Gilsonlike and defined the boundaries of it, what if it becomes a thing? Imagining developers adding some ambient music during the walking through empty space segments and some narrative reason for dying in one hit to try to make it seem more respectable

James Rule

Please do not disrespect Ed Wood like that.

A Patreon of the Ahts

He's the Ed Wood of video game development.

sbet

Why are there two moons in the sky like it's fucking elder scrolls? Isn't it supposed to take place in Japan? I realize that isn't the only questionable aspect of the game but why

I can't decide if these games are manifestations of someone's fever dreams, or just very elaborate money-laundering schemes. Pontes really is on a level all his own, like the Tommy Wiseau of games.