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Babylon's Fall - More Like Babylon's Fail LOL (Jimpressions)

🕑 Added 2022-03-09 14:55:54 +0000 UTC

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Day Citrus

I might have to take you up on that $60 offer

Stephen Quadro

It's a game that exists to make money, fun was a secondary choice here.

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

Still less insufferable than Ubisoft's "the people suffer while you walk away from our boring, shitty open-world."

Matt (not that one)

Aw, c'mon, "Babylon's LOL" was right there!

Jewelsmith

I got an email from PlayStation heavily promoting Babylon's Fall on March 6. What a joke. It opens with "You’re our greatest hope!" as if to say "Please, please, please play this game!" They're just giving away the "Premium" Battle Pass during Season 1 for free. They actually have the nerve to describe it as "a rich fantasy setting" with "a unique, striking art style," in an "epic world." And did you know Ishum, the chief engineer of the Sentinel force, is your guide? "He will educate you in how to use the incredible gutworks of the Gideon Coffins, enabling you to quad-wield various weapons and navigate various tiers of the Tower." Oh, damn, quad-wielding AND Gideon Coffins with gutworks!!! Hooray???

ReXimus128

I downloaded the demo, booted it up and said... wait was there a texture pack I was supposed to download too? I gave it 10 minutes at most before I gave up and uninstalled it.

Benedict Holland

Hi Steph. I wasn't sure if you are aware but Elden Ring is out. You might want to give it a try. I think you might like it. As far as I know, it's the only game to come out this year.