icebear
patreon
The Toy's Toy
🕑 Added 2025-02-05 01:56:17 +0000 UTCIn September of 2022, I had a silly idea for a story where one of our classic dime a dozen brainwashed sex slaves was dumped on the sort of man who wouldn't know what to do with them. Thus, The Toy's Toy began, with Devon sulking under the unwanted care of Brian. Here we are, not even 30 months later, and we have a whole book. It's older than my niece, who helped me put together a puzzle yesterday and is mostly potty trained.
This was a labor of pure joy. I'm often guilty of some pretty narcissistic bliss at my own gags, but nowhere else have I made myself laugh so hard, so loud, so often, that I had to worry about waking up the rest of the house in the dead hours of the night I prefer to write in. I love how this turned out. It's so stupid, and so ridiculous, and it works for me absolutely. I hope it brings you some laughs, some joy, a little respite from the real world.
This is probably as good a place as any to note that I'm planning some restructuring here on my patreon. I'm still mulling some stuff over, but my hope is to bring the first draft previews to a wider audience, and to modify the commission drawings to more of a community voting process, with the hope in both cases to give more folks better access to my stuff. I'll let you know soon so you can adjust if you so desire. Your support means the world to me, and I hope I'm giving you as much of an ROI as a humble eroticist (or here, a humorist) can muster.
The RA volume 7 is very nearly done as well; I have one chapter to write and then the editing. Expect it in the next week or two. I have a couple commissions to do, and I'm doing my raffle tomorrow (2/5 for Americans, 5/2 for the rest of ya), so if you're at $10+ make sure you're checking your DMs/emails.
More to come!
Comments
WDB
The Toy's Toy, all in one goddamn(ed) book. What a day. I remember reading the first chapter on vacation, resting from a nauseating day of theme park enjoyment. (Florida humidity and a gigantic concrete playground don't mix!) It was cute, and incredibly funny, but I couldn't really get a sense of what could happen next. That combination of giddiness and unpredictability would be the tone for the next 30 months of on-and-off humorotica (it's working, I can tell), as chapters dropped and subverted both expectations and propriety. TTT never felt safe in its storytelling, which is maybe why it took so long to come out. There's a sense of danger to what's going on metatextually, and that leaks into the storytelling. I love this friggin' book. Devon and Brian are Drew and Courtney from "My New Girlfriend" turned up to Naomi from "Creep(s)", and it's such a fun alternative to the heartwarming and humane RA series. Total classic!
WDB
I'm no writer, but: "humoroticist"
