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May '25 bonus story voting!
🕑 Added 2025-05-13 21:04:08 +0000 UTCIce Bear's Note: I had to redo this post because I forgot to set it to multiple voting, and apparently you can't change it once you publish. So if you voted, please re-enter below. Sorry!
All right, we're gonna revise the format a little. This time, the full text of ALL nominations appears here in the body, numbered to hopefully help make it a little easier to navigate. We got some more amazing suggestions, new and repeats. Vote all you like! Poll ends in one week on 5/20.
1) Jordan takes advantage of a new requirement for faculty continuing education credits by enrolling Miss C as a student in his sex ed class.
2) "Parents Week," an innocuous experimental event at Northside, leads to chaos as the participating parents are temporarily enrolled as official students for logistical purposes, thereby rendering them subject to TIOS. Jordan jumps at the opportunity for havoc, and once Connor realizes what he's doing, he spends the week on ineffectual damage control.
3) Ellie seeks out an internship to get some more practical experience in alchemy. Knox finds teaching her to be a tolerably amusing novelty.
4) After the events of "Last Woman Kneeling" and "My New Receptionist," Kristy(Miss C) comes to Martin's office. She has mentally recontextualized her time in TIOS and the Jordanverse as her being a "People pleaser" who wants to get control of her life. Martin and his friends are glad to help. :)
5) Canon teaches figurative language during his poetry unit by bringing back recent GHS graduates and leveraging GHS faculty to use as props. An absurd amount of alliteration ensues. (Story should preferably include the line from Twenty-Seven - "A tight and tiny top to trap the temptress’ titanic titties.")
6) Down on his luck guy realizes that, after saying a particular phrase (I wish you would/ I just thought that/ Why can't you etc.) women are very receptive to whatever comes after the phrase. Only catch is, while permanent, the changes or desired actions only take place a day later. Starts out with accidental discovery followed by quick, accidental escalation.
7) Perfect GPA needs another chapter…. Pussleigh and Leanne assist in further re-educating misbehaving ex-spouse Nicole in ISS to be more, compliant. We need to see the sinister process this time. I envision a dental chair with a round helmet with a VR screen and audio in it. Vibrating “behavior adjusters”below, with other contact pads delivering zaps for non compliant thoughts. (Cue mustache twirling villain laugh). Who wouldn’t want an ex-wife who craved to be used when triggered? Especially with his now enthusiastic daughter and her friend Leanne (who I imagine to look like another famous Sydney) helping with her “studies”.
8) Friend Zone story about Stacey throwing Todd a birthday party with all of his friends.
9) A guy comes into possession of a small collection of items that can each with a given role (mother, slave, assistant, girlfreind, benafactor, mentor, etc). Each of them can be used once to assign that role to a person. The world is then altered to make this change true and accepted with only the MC cognizant of the changes. As an example, a woman given mother role may suddenly realize the MC is their long lost child missing some 10 years, or take pity on a stranger and adopt them welcoming into their home.
10) A nerd uses his powers of hypnotism to help his gal pals be more assertive or have better self image or be better at sports, but it turns out that without the pressures they were feeling to conform they find that they want to have sex with him.
11) TIOS Ms. C verse: Ms. C is talking with (Heather) Connor. She learns that he is a bit lonely/frustrated that she is spending so much time studying for exams. This is like a stab in the gut to Ms. C who is very invested in Conners happiness. As she is driving home she passed by the dinner that Heathers mom works at and she remembers Connor mentioning that she will be heading over soon to “help out around the house”. She is then struck with the idea to kill two birds with one stone. 1 To make Connor happy, 2 Stick it to Heather. She befriends Heathers mother collects quotes from her and subtly presses Connor on her as well. A quick Photoshop to revert her looks to when she graduated, and something to make it so that Heather could never be jealous of her own mother and Conner(H) is now being well taken care of at home.
12) In a story inspired by Roger Zelazny’s Amber novels, a young man discovers he has the power to move between possible universes—but realizes he only has a limited number of moves before he’s stuck with his choices—including how certain friends of his feel about him and how they express it.
13) Isa and Candy try using Upstairoids in a bid to try and break free of Canon's control but their carefully thought out plan goes completely awry when Cassie drops by unexpectedly.
14) TIOS: Heather is nervous about meeting a recruiter for Berkeley in a coffee shop and Conner makes the mistake of telling her to just relax, show off all of her fantastic qualities and, if she still feels too nervous, just pretend she's talking to him - all of which leads to the lucky male recruiter having the evening of his life.
15) Miss C first encounters the alpha (possibly bugged) version of TIOS which leads into this situation: [excerpt from TIOS; Miss C tells Conner about how in high school she had a thing for smart guys, and how she seduced the hell out of the valedictorian on their first date]
16) Naomi from creeps somehow ends up with honest-to-god, actual mind control powers/ a MC gizmo. She uses them to try to enact revenge to the gang. She still fucks it up and ends slaved to Martin (or another of the usual suspects).
17) No lying: A group of couples come to a marriage counselor who they’ve been told helps lovers be more honest with each other. During the counselor’s sessions, lying isn’t possible. So when the counselor outlines how their relationships should/will be, they know he’s telling the truth. The counselor’s truth also means he knows what the women need in their lives.
18) Alternate ending to "My Name is Noble" from Jordy's POV where they also confiscate his assets and she has to take up stripping with Sandy to support him.
19) Canon's house is undergoing repairs, so he ends up staying at Candy and Isa's place for a week. Sexy shenanigans ensue, especially as other women sneak over.
Comments
Pakucha
It would be great to have a new entry for the friend zone series
WDB
A Naomi prompt?! Fuck YES.
