icebear
patreon
Critical Tits, Ch 1
🕑 Added 2021-05-21 15:03:11 +0000 UTCYeah, so I started a story called Critical Tits. So once you get the giggles out of your system, come on back to me and let's talk.
OK.
So yeah, this is actually April's story commission, finally getting caught up. This is only the first installment; I intend to bring this thing to its conclusion. (One of these months I'll stop volunteering to do these massive commissions, but until folks stop coming up with ideas that tickle me, it's where I'm at.) Anyway, if you prefer a teaser, this is a story about a little D&D group, with a DM who offers the protagonist some dice -- but conditionally. You don't need to know much about D&D to appreciate it, as long as you know dice exist and they're not all cubies. It's a pretty small chapter, but I thought it served nicely as an intro and didn't do my usual tarrying to death.
Head's up, though: this story has links in it. They are all to images I've linked to my own imgur so you don't need to worry about opening them. This does mean that I skipped the txt file (which I don't honestly know if anybody uses anyway? but someone asked me for txt like 5 years ago so...). I am not 100% sure if epub or docx will work, but can verify the pdf works fine, and research suggests the others should, too. They are not crucial to the story, but I think HitH got me having fun including a few visuals, and what better theme for them than female fantasy art.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy, have a great weekend, and more to come!
Comments
WDB
So, as always, Not A Gaming Guy, but this was terrific! There's maybe one joke that went over my head (the "dignity was regen 2" one), but the rest of had enough context to come through. Mostly, it's just a fun story of corruption featuring an acid-tongued busty goth girl? Like, YES. Yes, and please, and *thank you*. Very excited for the next increment of die to come into play!
WDB
As someone who has been vocal about missed pun opportunities in Ice Bear's attempts at naming stories, I actually really like "Critical Tits" as a title! Made me giggle without trying too hard, which is the exact right space to operate in. I approve!
The Shaman
I would’ve gone with CriTITcal roles but that works too
