🕑 Added 2016-09-03 04:43:37 +0000 UTC
This is only barely "early" - sorry about that. I had a draft a couple days ago that I was rather dissatisfied with, and I couldn't release it without making it at least readable. Anyway, I'll finish it up soon. (Probably just a 2-parter, but who the heck knows when my fingers start typing.) Anyway, here's a little story on a work holiday with a twist. Hope you enjoy!
