URGENT FBI BULLETIN: Funny Podcast + Sticker Shenanigans Updates
🕑 Added 2025-01-17 21:15:28 +0000 UTCUpdate #1: Podcast
Hey guys! Matthew Magee and Ryan Magee here. Wanted to toss a little update your way. We know that the podcast was a bit later than usual last week, and that's looking to be the case this week as well. We know you're possibly shaken to the core by this, but we assure you that it is only temporary. Long story short, our beloved podcast editor Luke has been preoccupied helping care for his roommate who is currently in the ICU recovering from a stroke.
Luke appreciates you guys being patient and thanks you for your understanding! Matt & Ryan on the other hand do NOT appreciate you guys being patient, and hope that you all find yourselves in crippling credit card debt within the next fiscal year.
Update #2: Stickers!!!!
If you’ve noticed a slight delay in your stickers recently, don’t worry child, it’s totally normal, and we’ve got an update to fill you in!
As you might be aware, our former sticker club manager had to step down suddenly due to conflicting schedules, and training a new person to take over has been a surprisingly big task (turns out running a sticker club is no joke! Ha ha ha). On top of that, the holiday season was just super mega busy and threw a wrench into our pussies.
But... we’re thrilled to introduce Jon, (not Tron) our fantastic new sticker guy! 🎉 He’s fresh out of training and already hard at work getting the sticker ball rolling again. Most of December’s stickers hit the mail a few days ago, and we’re just waiting on a fresh shipment of stamps to send out the rest.
Looking ahead, January’s sticker designs will be unveiled within the week! We’re also aiming to keep you in the loop more regularly and get things running even more smoothly moving forward.
If you’re still waiting on December’s stickers, hang tight, they’re on their way! And if you’re missing any previous months’ stickers or think your envelope might’ve been stolen by a sneaky crook, email us at stickers@funnybrothers.com with your name, mailing address, and which stickers you’re missing. If you’ve emailed before and haven’t heard back, please send a fresh email (things have been hectic, but we’re getting back on track!)
Thank you for being the best and for your patience while we iron out these kinks. Y'all are some goofy ass rockstar legends. Keep on rockin' (and rolling!!!!)
Love,
Ryan Magee & Matt Magee
Comments
Darksh0ck97
Jokes on you, Mat and Ryann I already am in an incredible amount of credit card 😎
Jovi
He’s stroking his roommate? Luke just edit the podcast, i pay ($5) your salary
Tj
https://www.patreon.com/posts/120220321?utm_campaign=postshare_fan
NightcoreWeed
Holy mackerel , yeah the fuckin podcast can wait , if someone I knew had a stroke I’d be MIA
Lil pepper
Strokes are no joke, I'm not religious but praying/keeping his roommate in my thoughts
Li Lin
Hell yeah, John! Also, take your time, Luke. You're a fantastic roommate <3
Scott Motto
Don’t call me that 😡
Trxsh Ops
is jakob editing for you guys?
werms
im actually still waiting on october and november and december stickers👍
Nic Barb
Thanks Matt Magee!
Adam R. Smith
Welcome aboard Jon, just don't go playing Johnson's copy of sonic 06 now ya hear?
Seth Wallace
Yo it's Gay Scott!! 🔥🔥🙏😲
MandaBear
Thanks for the update, boys. I hope you continued the traditional initiation process with Jon and that Luke's roommate makes a speedy recovery, strokes are scary shit. Also, congrats on the marriage 💕 It'll take a year, but the benefits should ease the financial burden nicely
Young Warrior Fine Art
Wub ya!
N_O_Portal
Is there any chance we can get the real JonTron on for a political debate? You guys can have your own political talk show they’re calling it the next Hot Ones
Charlie Chappell
Will do
SuperMega
Yeah we wanted to wait until the strike ended, now it's all good!
SuperMega
Please refer this question to Ryan's publicist
marissa
well wishes to Luke and his “ROOMATE” 🏳️🌈
Havin sex with conservatives is rape because they dont have the mental capacity for consent
Thats crazy i hope lukes roommates good
Rimmington Jebeus
But the best of wishes to Luke and his friend. I've had family go through that and it's a pretty scary experience for everyone.
Rimmington Jebeus
I am literally crying and shaking, pissing, shidding, and farding.
Javi
omg right? last might was crazy 🥵
Charlie Chappell
Ryan’s thoughts on bondage?
Austyn
YEAH
Riley Richardson
thanks funny bros
SuperMega
They will appear at your front door like a dang magic trick. There's no tracking information or updates because they're mailed with a stamp and not as a package.
SuperMega
NEW PATREON RULE: Whenever Scott Motto is seen in the comments section, he MUST be referred to as "Gay Scott" and ONLY "Gay Scott". Example: "Oh, hey look! It's Gay Scott!"
Nicholas Ladouceur
Hope Luke's roommate has a full and speedy recovery! ❤️🩹
DasSp0rk
So glad the dec stickers were sent later, canada post is a little bitch
KonkeyDong
I hope your pussy bruises are healing nicely ☺️ ♥️ 💕
Slappymcnasty86
Welcome aboard Jon, please do not lick my stickers. If you do, it's OK tho.
Cassie Reiter
Playing it cool with the marriage I see
Joe Brandon's soup
In all seriousness, I hope everything goes well for Luke's roommate! (Not for Luke though. The guy srsly needs to quit it with the leukemia bit)
087Alfred
I had a stroke a few years ago, no joke. Hope they have a speedy recovery. Congrats to JonTron on joining the SuperMega gang!
The Wise-Cracker
I wish luke and his roommate well, strokin is no joke!
Scott Motto
Matt’s gay, that’s why!
Jesse Mc
Glad you guys finally tied the knot!
Joe Brandon's soup
Ever since i found out they call it leukemia because Luke created it, i haven't been able to excuse him for anything. Tell him to stop creating leukemia and maybe I can forgive
Camren
where tf is my child support at!!
ArcticCreatureMoe
I'm sending Luke and his buddy all the love, good man.
MasterPogway
Get well soon Lukes roommate. Luke wishing you the best.
nathan fuller
Is this Jon by any chance... Lil?
monkeymontage
luke is seriously not cool for this. hope you guys do what you can about his clear lack of respect for SuperMega Inc.
Maeor Brown
Yippee yippee!!! I love information!!! Thanks boys!!!
Auston Fontenot
Thanks Mr and Mrs Magee
lila
Fast recovery for your roommate, Luke! Thank you, Funny Brothers 🙏
HandHookCarDoor
i love you luke baby
rayiscool32
Thank you funny guys
Tegueggu
Matt did you the expensive honeymoon vacay Ryan took you on?
GlitterTimes17
Thank you Mr and Mr Magee
Suduko Catwall
Love you boys, I'll try to hang in there
Charlie Stretton
Thanks for the update, I hope Luke is doing well. Matt and Ryan, I DON'T hope you're doing well, in fact I hope you chip a fingernail. Kind Regarts.
Es∽Trella
Best Christmas card yet, thanks boys
Seth Wallace
Congratulations again on the marriage boys, and the transparency. glad you guys are getting back on your feet again 💪
Hotwery
Thank you for the updates boys. I know December is busy and January is a major drop in productivity for everyone. Buts jokes on you, I'm already in crippling credit card debt
owoahxd
'sall goodman 😎 we know you funny brothers and others work your hardest
Mingephreaker
How wholesome, finally Matt takes his spouses last name. I think it’s official guys!
HotlineBuster
More like Stick-her club amirite?
Tyler Eckhardt
Literally shaking and crying over the podcast update rn. Can’t believe they need basic work life balance smh 🤦
Daniel Valentine
Finally, they're married
Riley Richardson
will i get an email notif for thine stickers or will they appear at my front door?
Joelun
obviously ryan’s husband
Dutwax
ryan watson and matt magee
N_O_Portal
Love Yall, wishing the best for Luke’s Roomate 🩷🩷🩷
Jackson Kutka
i love you
Charlie Chappell
I love you Mr and Mrs Magee
Drake White
Best wishes to Luke and his roommate, that’s not easy :(
NaughtyDonk
Who TF is Matthew Magee