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Mike_c14

I’m so behind on these episodes but I’m so excited to catch up and watch em all

DeezNutz

At 37:12, that fucking beat was fire. Can anyone point me to a source i can listen to?

Legenb3rry

Ryan: Okay, hear me out—what if gamma radiation is more common than we think? Like, what if I walked past a microwave one too many times and now I’m just a ticking Hulk time bomb? Matt: Dude, that actually makes sense. You’ve been acting weird lately. Your hands are looking a little… greenish. Ryan: Right?! Thank you! I thought it was spinach but I haven’t even eaten spinach. What if I just hulk out mid-episode? [Click. Luke’s mic comes on.] Luke: Gamma radiation isn’t emitted by microwaves, Ryan. It's primarily found in nuclear reactions. You’re more likely to Hulk out by licking a nuclear reactor than heating up Hot Pockets. Ryan: So you're saying there's still a chance. Luke: No. I’m saying you'd die. Horribly. Before even turning slightly green. Matt: But if he didn’t die—hypothetically—he’d be like Hulk-Ryan, right? But instead of anger, he transforms when he feels mildly inconvenienced. Ryan: Exactly! Like if someone double parks behind me—boom! I throw a car. Luke: You cried last week because DoorDash forgot your dipping sauce. Ryan: And I almost hulked out. You’re proving my point. Luke: I need hazard pay for this job. Ryan: Okay, so I’ve been doing some research… and I think I might actually be radioactive. Matt: You do glow under blacklight. That can’t be normal. Ryan: Exactly! So today, I’m testing it. I brought a Geiger counter. Matt: Did you buy that online? Ryan: eBay. Forty bucks. It's either a Geiger counter or a broken TV remote. But when I waved it over my arm, it beeped twice. [Click. Luke’s mic activates.] Luke: That was your microwave. You were holding it next to your Hot Pocket. Ryan: Still counts. Radiation is radiation. Luke: You’re detecting background radiation. It's everywhere. Concrete, bananas, the sky—you’re not special. Matt: Wait—bananas have radiation? Luke: Yes. Potassium-40. A lot of food has trace amounts. Ryan: So I could be radioactive from eating too many bananas. Luke: You’d have to eat about 10 million bananas in one sitting to get sick. Matt: Write that down, Ryan. Ten million. Goal for next week. Ryan: Challenge accepted. Luke: I’m going to preemptively call poison control. Ryan: And tell them what? That I’m becoming something more than human? Luke: That you’re attempting to gamma dose yourself with fruit. Matt: If he turns into a Hulk and starts smashing, we need a safe word. Ryan: “Banana rage.” Luke: I miss when I was just the camera guy.

crude entertainment

Duuude having Luke on as a jamie would be so good

Murdock Wysocki

Haven't been the same since they got rid of the gay stuff

draytie

Love you guys! Been a fan since 2016, almost a decade later and I still watch every podcast! Hope you guys have a great day.

marissa

witches

marissa

how do things you discuss always become mainstream news after you release an episode?

Spencer King

The celery saga

ashy

Im enjoying ryans favourite work this past month, really harkens back to the old days

Adrian A

How did Matt’s grandpa die with uh had to do with puppets?

087Alfred

Pstihu-rizz-um 😎

087Alfred

How did Matt's grandpa die with puppets???

Biffany Tetzer

Sometimes Zach and Cody's Life on Deck is a little overwhelming for me too.

SuperMega

Read the room...

Rauldog

PLEASE have luke as a Jamie and he can do a live rough cut while he watches to make things easier editing later

fullmetalsam

can we get all of supermegacast on blu ray

snubnose_ed

Yo what the F... matt's hairline is insane in this one, very happy for how his transition is going

Victoria

I played sybille luddington in my elementary school play

Devero

Matts just positively glowing 🫃

GreenDarkSonic

How did Matt's grandpa die with uh had to do with puppets?

Drake White

I support a fact checker

lifein360p

44:25 And you guys can get Luke to do the voice since he does a really good Cleveland Brown impression!

Buff Nishikata

i really like the idea of luke being jamie he is a very smart fellow

nowhereman

If Luke was your Jamie, he'd have to watch the podcast twice.

sharon

matt’s having such a good hair era rn i wish he would stop he lathering it in bacon grease before each podcast

Anthovsnake

43:30 is my schizophrenic thoughts

Fatty Grinkus

Marks legal team cracking down on the funny brothers cause they mentioned his egg shaped penis again

Fatty Grinkus

They might have to remove luke's other testicle for this transgression

MaximumRegret

Engagement! Here is my contribution

Jack Raleigh

I would love an episode where look is yalls lil minion

Taylor

Fun fact, when you guys did the Simpsons collab on drawffee you talked about how someone should write a short story about a pocket watch. I did that my freshman year of high school for my final paper and got an A+. Thanks boys!