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Breakfast | SuperMega Jr - 061

🕑 Added 2025-05-03 10:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Ollie!

Gas in Columbia SC is staying between 2.69-2.89

Foreign Donor

naw i already rewatched it last year so there's no point in that

riggz

i put this on in the background at work on a miniplayer on my screen with my back turned to everyone and look over and there’s a close up of peter griffins ass and balls

The Milkman

hoenstly Id watch the shit out of an uncle sleepover series on breaking bad or somn

Chris

Please do a Breaking Bad rewatch podcast!

nowhereman

I like that Matt calls the "Jesse at Dinner" scene a spoiler, and then they proceeded to talk about it more.

Atkinson

I've been thinking about rewatching Breaking Bad lately because they're running Walter White anti-littering ads right now in New Mexico.

parcelpyxides

Matt’s beanie is squeezing his brain

Legenb3rry

INT. WHITE FAMILY KITCHEN – MORNING The kitchen is painfully normal — tidy, sunlit, almost sterile. A quiet hum of a fridge. The soft clink of silverware. MARK, intense, stoic, stands at the stove flipping eggs with unsettling precision. At the table sits RYAN, decked out in a band hoodie, awkwardly eating cereal like it personally wronged him. MATT walks in, holding a mug of coffee like it’s the only thing tethering him to sanity. MATT (deadpan): You made eggs again? MARK (focused, without looking back): Eggs are the foundation. A proper breakfast. A symbol of structure. RYAN (mouth full, sarcastic): Cool, I love symbolism with my Raisin Bran. MATT: You know, most dads just say good morning and let their families eat in peace. You monologue like you’re preparing for war. MARK (turning slowly): Because every morning is war, Matt. RYAN (mutters): Here we go. MARK walks over and sets down a plate of perfectly plated eggs and toast in front of Ryan. He stares at it like it’s a loaded gun. RYAN: Why does the toast have a single basil leaf on it? MARK: Presentation matters. MATT (sighing): You’ve been acting weird since you bought that barrel of hydrogen peroxide on eBay. MARK (stone-faced): It was for a project. RYAN: What kind of project needs a hazmat suit and GPS jammers? MARK: One that puts breakfast into perspective. MATT (sipping coffee, unimpressed): Mark, if this is about your YouTube channel analytics again, I swear to God— MARK (snapping): It's not about the analytics, Matt! It's about control. About building something that lasts. Something pure. RYAN (genuinely confused): Is he talking about eggs or meth? MATT (flat): At this point, does it matter? They all sit in silence, the tension thick. RYAN (quietly): Can I just... go to school? MARK (softer now): Eat your eggs first.