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Justin Duganitz

You guys keep talking about a “SuperMiniShow” after your podcasts but I only ever see a SuperMegaShow Jr. what is this “SuperMiniShow”?

Tony Gunk

You just died. Your only chance at being resurrected is to beat God at a game of your choice. What game are you guys choosing?

Nick Carr

Hey Matt! Couple months back I put “ORDER EMERGENCY” on your support page when I ordered my signed CD. I put these nuts in the email. Did I goof ya? Also are you guys going to play Mouse P.I.? I think Ryan would go crazy for that cuphead like fps.

Whatnameisnotinuse

Ryan’s last mixtape was straight heat 🔥🔥🔥 will there be another?

Tony Gunk

You just died. Your only chance at being resurrected is to beat God at a game of your choice. What game are you choosing?

Tj

Which ones the bad boy of the group?

Mike's hard lemonaids

Hi uncles! Who is the most ticklish between you? Maybe a contest to decide?

Sprite 375ml

Matt, would you ever accept payment for features? Would love to make a love child of a song with you.

Christian Rodriguez

When's the last time you threw up?

Kaden D

What your guys favorite OG YouTube vids. Also did you guys ever watch Balloon Shop? Their stuff is/was incredible.

Victoria

what animal would your fursonas be . and also I really really just wanted to really just ask what is each of your favorite type of monkey; mine is the Japanese macaque. ok now make a joke about "monkey" and "macaque" (my cock)

Adam

Shalom brothers! Long time lurker (been around since the 2016 days!) first time questioner. This one is for Ryan "Rynohazard" Magee: I remember a while back you mentioned enjoying cheese and mayo sandwiches, which I found remarkable since this was the only time I've heard of someone indulging in such a delicacy other than myself; So I must ask, how did you first come to enjoy the sandwich? Why do you like it? I remember popping my 'C&M sandy' cherry when I was a poor wee child and asked my mother for a sandwich, to which she stated the only available ingredients were the magic mixture. I, then had a mouthful and well, the rest is history! To Matt: Have you started the book after the 3 body problem 'The dark forest'? Love ya bois keep up the good work! and that means YOU TOO LUKE and JOHNSONbuttLAG!

SpiralObsession

Hi Rhett and Link, I'm a long time fan of your show. In your last Q & A, though my question *did* get answered, you two focused more on my typo than my actual question. Rest assured, I have taken extensive time to make sure that everything in this question is spelled correctly so your little tiny pea sized brains don't get too distracted: I noticed recently that you two have been posting a few YouTube shorts. My algorithm posted one that was a condensed clip from your podcast, I was wondering if you two would ever play with the idea of making quick sketches made exclusively for shorts. What is the sketch writing process like? Do you two riff off of each other? Or does one person pitch a slightly developed concept to the other?

Christian Rodriguez

What is your favorite cartoon?

Greyson Ramsay

Dear Funny Bros. but most likely just "Brotha" Watson, have either of you gotten good and unlocked any tainted characters in the Binding of Isaac? if not, which one do you plan on unlocking first? (I personally really enjoy Tainted Forgotten) Have you ever milked a boy cow? (the ones with just the single udder)

J. Scully

What else did you see when you were in columbus visiting wendeeyz nuts

Michael Winkler

Did Brent ever actually wash his penis with soap? Just water is NOT enough

fatdik

Since you moist bois have moved into the old game grumps office, what did you do with arins bong collection?

Will Pratt

What is your guys go to prayer when you’re feeling down or hopeless? I personally like the prayer to St Michael the Archangel

lemonshark

For Matt: What is your favorite space phenomenon? Like, The Bootes Void, or the Wow Signal? For Ryan: Do you like ocean animals? If so, which is your favorite?

barbaraisboring

i had a dream about you guys last night. i was in school again and i joined the schools swimming club. however the club was run by the two funny brothers! i dawned my american flag swimming trunks (as did everyone else). however, as we swam in the parking lot, i found out the matt and ryan were total jerks. i tried to talk to ryan but ignored me and told me that all the "fun people left already". when i tried to talk to matt, he kept just swimming away. i got so fed up of them, i immediately woke up and wrote this comment to you guys. so heres my question, do you just hate your fans? what did i ever do to you?

Brenden Steffen

Do you guys watch h3

Crocagator

Who are y'all's favorite directors?

Camren

how does getting paid by youtube work? do you guys get a payday like us serfs?

eraserheadbabygaming

Matt, can you tell Dale to quit leaving his panties at my house? The smell is getting to be unbearable.

Mr Kautch Andersson

More of a genuine question here fellas, how in the flipping hell does one start working as an editor, like whats the best tactic in getting noticed as someone who can edit videos etc. Any real jobs usually require some on paper degree or 5+ years of experience. I’ve done freelancing but it kindof sucks balls. Thanks

Tristyn D

I asked this question last month but I’m trying it again. Do you guys have a favorite item from a collection you have? Thanks funny dudes.

SuperKramer

So I know y’all have said that there’ll still be meat canyon collabs But I just wanted to know if y’all have considered collaborating with bigger personalities Like the hawk tuah girl Or sneako I personally would like to see y’all make some videos with the hawk tuah girl

Seth Arnold

Do you guys have favorite works of art?

NastyCharles

Matt this is for you, and I know we don’t talk about it anymore but can you please please please tell the court that it was not my fault that the kids fell down the stairs? I just really wanna see the kids again!! And I know I can be angry at times but what is a family with out a mother? Btw tell Dale that he can have his plug back

Tony Gunk

You just died. You only have one chance to be resurrected if you can beat god at a game of your choice. What game are you choosing?

Satch Boogie

When is Luke’s facial reconstructive surgery taking place and what is the timeline for recovery? I would really like seeing him in videos from time to time but when every instance he comes into frame in your videos coincides with me baby barfing in my mouth, it’s easy to get turned off to Poopermega, Matt Twatson and Ryan Mapee. Please update asap

fia maria

do it fart?

Welly Well

I remember there was an old photo of Ryan "Orb Ponderer" Magee playing Magic the Gathering. Do you still play and if so would you guys also hop on the current mtg bandwagon and play a game for stream/video?

Chrispy

I know you guys joke about it a lot, but do you think you actually picked up some skills from Mark’s improv classes? xoxo

Satch Boogie

Peepees? Cacas?🤔

Garfunkel

Hey Matt and Ryan I was hoping you could help me with this problem I’ve been having for some reason my dad keeps coming into my room at night and ejaculates into all of my socks ? Just wondering if you guys have ever experienced this before and or know how to take care of this problem if not thanks anyway ok bye 👖

Daniel of Nazareth

One more if you'll allow it, can Ryan slap Matt with a slice of bread or other such food item? thanks again, also seriously stop using the ancient scroll of wisdom my skin is turning translucent

Daniel of Nazareth

Hey funny brothers, can you guys please stop attempting to use the ancient scroll of wisdom to make SuperMega 2, it's causing my hair and teeth to fall out, thanks!

Biffany Tetzer

When was the last time you boys had some of Justin's chili and do you fantasize about eating said chili often? ..... also, Matt can you do your best Bugs Bunny impression and Ryan, can you do your best big chungus impression.

Aidan Lilienthal

If you could have sex with any president who and why

Aidan Lilienthal

Will Justin ever come back to edit or work with you guys again

HouYeet

Ryan: Do it fart? Matt: Do it stink?

Avery

How does it feel knowing that there have been people that essentially grew up with you guys?

DekuScrub

Could you both do a couple of Hobo Johnson impressions?

Leo

Matt are you still going to cook for your good friend Ryan to thank him for making you homemade sushi

Leo

Ryan when can we expect a cheese tier list

Griffin presnell

What rituals do you guys do in your creative process?

Sidney B

Ryan! You mentioned dead by daylight in today’s stream while you were complaining about the fnaf collaboration. Have you ever played dead by daylight? If so, did you enjoy it?

Dale Johnson

How’s moonlighter going Ryan? What dungeon are you on?

Gabriel Wooten

Do y’all think we’ll get another Supermega buys a Christmas tree or a Supermega camping video in the future? Also have y’all ever considered the idea of a Supermega backpacking special? Like y’all could go to Idaho or something and do a backpacking trip and we could see the funny brothers experience the great outdoors.

Riley

What happened to the van after you left the SuperMegaPlex?

Joshua

dear skat and cryin', your sekiro playthrough, specifically Matt's mist noble no damage any % speed run inspired me to play and beat my first souls type. much like ryan I am now neck deep in elden ring. are there any plans for an elden ring stream or is this gonna remain Ryan's special play time? much love funny brothers 😘

maddie jackson

hello men! my question for you is if your parents didn’t name you matt and ryan, what would they have named you?

Transmortal

Matt talks about growing up with a Mac instead of a PC...which model was it? Ive been getting into retro tech and was curious. Also did Ryan ever have a fave special Xbox 360 controller?.

Will Banks

Dear Mark and Rupert, have you heard of the game Star Trucker? It's like American Truck sim, but in space! *Pog face* I think it would put a big wide smile on those silly siblings faces and hilarity would ensue when you eventually crash the space truck and die from lack of oxygen.

alonso

genuinely curious if you guys ever think about doing any voice acting gigs and if you do, what would your dream gig be😭😭😭💔💔

Guishark

do you guys still have that knock-off wii? i'd love to see a video using it

brandonsargs

Have you thought about doing uncle sleepover for the best episodes of a show like breaking bad or something

jack

VERY SERIOUS is there any chance you guys could get markiplier to be a guest on the podcast!?!?

Adrian A

Did Uncle One or Uncle Fungus go to heaven or hell?

kai

this might be too niche but would you ever consider doing some kind of Supermega Sunday School series where you talk about growing up in church? i grew up going to a super evangelical holy ghost, etc. church and some of my favorite podcast eps are when the two of you talk about growing up in a similar church environment.

Jonathan A

Hello cum brothers, When you guys saw the old game grumps office were any of Aaron’s horses or bongs still left in there ? I can imagine the stable/bong room is hard to mask the smell of even after all this Time .

catherine

do it fart?

Sean Murray

r u guys still accepting new bumpers for the pod?

Nekku

RYAN!!! What are your favourite board games from your childhood? MATT!!! I know you are a Shady Maniac, so which Eminem album is your favourite and why?

Will Pratt

How high can you jump?

Rita

Hey crusty brothers! i’m going to mexico in a few days i was wondering what’s the best way to get past those darn tsa members?

Schmitsoe

I noticed last Q&A, that y’all mentioned Tucker sells drugs as a side hustle. Does he use the proceeds from his drug business to support the channel, or is it strictly for personal selfish gain?

slommy ron

Sup boys? are there any plans to continue the seasonal content like the boys get a christmas tree or spookymega? nothing brings seasonal cheer like the funny brothers ™️

Justin Duganitz

Hello Cracker Brothers! Do you enjoy your monkeys (vag*na) with bush or clean shaven?!

aaronhaaron

How would an artist such as myself work on designs for y'all such as stickers, maybe merch, or even a new york times best selling sequel? Do I gotta apply somewhere?

bozo

You guys still cool with Justin?

Strange Weather

Dream merch?

Foppy

what's your favorite piece of media (movie, book, game, etc) so far this year?

Stupid ugly

Hey guys, what was your diet and workout routine like preparing for creator clash, I'm currently trying to lose weight and be more active and your creator clash vlog is motivating me to be more active

JurassicDIO

Can y’all play ape escape

Anders Dalström

Once you guys head back to Japan, who’s coming along? Personally, I think Johnson’s earned some vacation time..

Jovi

Avoid Dr.Disrespect

Jovi

Inappropriate

Abby Deeznuts

never smoke weed again or never EVER chew another piece of big red ever ever again?

AnthonyChan

Thot Ryan or gay Matt

Bunstankle Squanch

do it squirt?

Tobbster 1337

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

Ace Vie

Whats the correct way to talk to a short person

Dakota Nelson

Hey Laugh dads, do you think you two could stream a Lego game? They are split screen multiplayer and primed with some hysterical scenarios

Folds2008

So my Dad is also named Dale and I have two brothers named Matt and Ryan, so I guess my question is what is your favorite communist manifesto?

Lorenzo

Trying to settle a debate, what's your guy's favorite brand of box mac n cheese? if you don't agree can you play checkers to decide the correct one?

Cameron Blake

Im still in your walls. You thought you killed me, but the gunshot only inflicted a wound that i was able to lick clean. Wait until i get out of here, and the press hears about how ive been treated as a prisoner in the supermega laugh factory. I heard what ryan said you are both planning incase trump loses, and i think the world should know the truth behind the funny brothers mask.

Arizonap

Can we get a story of the worst trip the funny brother’s have ever had? Pot or otherwise

Owen

🖕this ones for you, little Matthew...

Brendan Sarao

Spaghetti or meatball?

Kenneth McIntyre

What food items would you compare to your buttholes? For example, my rectum is a lot like animal based protein because of its strong stench.

Jacob Raulerson

Not to be that guy, but I'd love to hear some support for Palestine from Ryan since he's part Palestinian...

Carson Noel

If you had to kiss any of the US presidents (with tongue) who would it be and why?

Jaxon Norton

will you guys ever start saying "yes yes yes daddy likes" again?? that was my favorite part of your old videos

Hatsune Miku

Hola brotheren. I understand your desire to make high quality awesome funny sketches but I would love to see some simple vlogs or short videos of you all going to get groceries or running errands and being silly. Any plans on doing that? Love you guys - Miku

Wmi

Would you guys (mostly Ryan) play/stream more souls-like games like Lies of P or even Elden Ring? I love your sekiro series and your content in general. Straight kisses and consensual hugs

Smimou

Salutations my beautiful boys, what hobbies have you guys been picking up outside of gaming? I recently started playing the pokemon trading card game and it's pretty fun, gave me a good reason to justify spending money on shiny cardboard.

guyfarting

My first day of third grade is tomorrow… any advice?

beanie boi

Hey funny brothers I have one question for both of you Matt: what are you trying to get done In Isaac right now? I’m personally working on getting a moms heart win for all my characters and trying to do the stupid planet challenge where you can’t shoot and the flys orbit around you it sucks! Ryan: do you use mods on fallout? If so which ones are your favorite? My favorite is probably mutant menagerie on fallout 4 but m’s abominations is a close second I just love the creature mods

guyfarting

Top 5 Kevin MacLeod songs… GO!

Ellie Perk

Do you like my sword?

Slothboi

When will you have me on the podcast billionaire bros?

Spink Spoogerman

Have you guys tried Hades? Its a rouglite similar to binding of Isaac but with mythology themes. Much love, Spink

Weird one

Noob Dude I KNOW that's you. You may have cleaned up your act, but I will never forget that face and what you did to me at E3 2019.

Dylan

I’m moving out soon with my bestfriend who I’ve known since 1st grade. Any advice?

goldwhining

Apologies if this is too serious/deep, but how have you both been maintaining your mental health? Especially since the hiatus, I feel like you both are in a unique position to talk about recovery.

Vinnie

Hey guys, hope your day is going awful. WHAT is Ryan's hesitance with dropping mixtapes about? Did his mom not hug him enough as a Child??? Will we get more?????/?/?/??//?////?/??/??///???/

Toby Reis

can I have a play date with Luke?

TurntSNACO

Do you guys still ever think about getting a new van to replace the old broken Japanese one? The van had so much potential but had its life tragically cut short.

TurntSNACO

Cousin Forrest on the Podcast when?

Peasly

Monke collab when?

Big Ole Monkey

When will the epic rap battles of history smosh vs supermega happen

Christian Rodriguez

I'm sad, how do I unsad?

The Wesinator

Dear Ryan, Did you show up to that epic Ryans-only meetup to watch Deadpool & Wolverine? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just look up ryanmeetup on TikTok or go to www.ryanmeetup.com.

Jack Hicks

Hey dingbats, congrats on landing the Super Bowl halftime gig! What songs can we expect to hear and sing along to at home. Any possibility for Ryan Magoggles to make an appearance too?

Knight

This question goes out to Matt specifically. Can you confirm or deny that Dash Dobrofsky (look him up on tiktok) is your doppelgänger or not?

Tj

Hey guys hope y’all are all having a hilarious day! I wanted to ask, as y’all have come to grow into the successful young men y’all are, what traits do y’all hold most valuable when it comes to what y’all believe pushed yourselves into such success and continued comfortability?

DekuScrub

Do you guys think you'd be able to do an ASMR video one day, but add your own Supermega flavoring to it? examples: quietly farting into the mic, doing markiplier impressions, deez nuts, yo mama, and counting the loads of money you guys have

K

do u guys have any country songs that u love/listen to/have saved on spotify? love from a fellow carolina boy!

Katie Mellon

what’s going on with no nut november 2? freddie dredd himself told me it was in the works 2 years ago!!!! freddward dreddward!!!

Cricket

Did you see the game last night?

Chris G

When you die, what will your greatest accomplishment have been?

totorokid9977

Question for both of y'all: what's a genre of music that you could never get into?

shmongus_plong

Hey boys! Is it normal to feel intense fear and shame when sitting down to piss? Listen, one masculine man to two masuline men, I've been developing a fear of sinking into the porcelain throne, slowly drowning in my own muck. Advice would be appreciated. Stay safe soldiers!

Victor Karlsson

I’ve been trying to cook the Magee Turtle Soup Special™ as advertised on RyanMagee.com but cannot find any Green sea turtle meat! Seems like those suckers are endangered! Any alternative meats that I can put in there instead? God bless!

H Kaiser

describe the perfect poop

Daddy crockpot

Question for Ryan no Matt’s allowed. Have you read the a song of ice and fire books ? You seem to like game of thrones and I think the books are 10x as good.

Lucas Graham

matt, i haven’t been able to sleep since june 2023 i need to know, did u ever get the chick-fil-a shirt from your show in brooklyn, i gave it to ben to give to u plz let me know if not i will pee in a bag and mail it to u

Blair

WHO IS FATTY BALLS

Bryan Thomason

Have either of you ever used Davinci Resolve for editing/ color grading? If so, would you ever make the switch to Davinci instead of premiere?

LordOfTheDings

Epic bacon?

LordOfTheDings

Y’all mind if I squee?

LordOfTheDings

What is the reason y’all haven’t had a guest on the pod? Also any chance of any of your old folks coming on? Shit, blur their faces if you have to.

Cabbage

can you guys please play more fortnite 🙏 i love the fortnite videos

Kaya

Will there be a sketch schedule?

Liam

Can you two do a cover of Darius Rucker’s wagon wheel? It can be really short also it was my birthday yesterday

david keith

Do you guys ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind and hoping to start again?

KQ

Has Ryan been made aware of the upcoming Skibidi Toilet movie directed by Michael Bay? If Ryan doesn’t believe it he can Google it for himself

Bubbless

What's your favourite song/MV you've done, and why? personal or channel specific....my fav of yours is DTF because it's both comedic perfection, a hype song of mine, and blends in perfectly to the other shit I listen to...love you boys!

SanguisugaGnobb

favorite rock or metal album from each of you fart smellas?

Lexi Vail

What are your favourite/most influential horror works (across any medium), and how do you feel about the genre in general? What do you dislike most in horror? Have you guys thought about producing any horror yourselves?

icecreamvoid

Hey Matt and Ryan! Can you go into more detail about your mutual decision to move the SuperMegaPlex to South Sudan? Just seems like a weird business choice for me. I am excited for “SuperMega in Dinka” though!

crowpen

how long are podcasts usually before editing?

Lady_Iris 2.0

How do you guys manage the stress of your day to day lives?

Tyler Moore

Eggplant or peach?

goooooooooob

What does brat summer mean to you

GlitterTimes17

When are we getting the testicle enlargement tutorial?

Tyler Moore

In what ways do you utilize humor as a subversive tool to critique cultural norms, and how do you see this critique impacting the relationship between yourselves as artists and performers, the audience, and the general media landscape?

Nick S

Hey, funny bros. I skipped submitting my previous question from last month's Q&A to study up on my grammar. My question is: are there any games from your childhood that you want to stream?

OllieDust

Matt and Ryan I know you've condemned Justin and Kelly to the naughty corner for the past 12 months and it has to stop NOW. Release Justin and Kelly from the naughty corner this insant!

Tyler Eckhardt

When the only fans drop happening?

cooksan

You wanna talk about peanuts videos?

Zach S

I remember seeing Matt making social media posts about being sober for X number of months and I think that's really epic. But what would be more epic is if he threw it all out the window and finally did the mop water bong rip. I'm sure Ryan has avoided mopping since and could make a wonderful slurry.

N_O_Portal

Hey funny Bros., have you boys ever felt the gentle touch of a woman? Much love from Rhode Island

maddie jackson

if you guys could collab with ANY RAPPER…. which one would it be

Lemonberry01

If you could guest star on any show, what would it be? (could be any form from live action to voice work)

Ethan Quin

Are you guys gonna be filming any content in the SuperMaybach or are you keeping it humble for the poors?

Mike Ock

Matt and Bryan, top or bottom? I called dibs on middle already

Mike_c14

Wait, I can ask anything? This is my one chance I better think of a good question.

Brandon

what were your last moments with OJ like...?

CirCumFlex

Do you fine [and I can't emphasize this enough] FINE gentlemen plan on doing some international travel vlogs or any flavors of vlog again (not mail videos) now that drumpf's virus is behind us? 👼🏼

Black Krillin

How has mother been post you boys moving to the new SuperMegaPlex? I know she doesn't like to be mentioned 👀 but I miss her robotic klanks and groans.

Dilly Bar

Have either of you listened to the new Porter Robinson album SMILE :D ? And if so what’d you think

DekuScrub

Could you both have the straightest no homo sex with each other on camera for about a minute to show us brothers how it's done?

Briann Hager

favorite muppet?

D.W.

What was each of your favorite childhood shows?? - Asks a mother currently rewatching all my old favorites with my toddler :') #Milfs4Supermega

Matthew McKenna

Which day is better wash yo monkey Monday or Fortnite Friday

Leonora Pepper

Where were you guys on July 13th 2024?

Joy C

This may just fall under your live show question, but would you guys be into going to conventions again, whether it’s different from your theoretical live shows or not ? (This is me begging on my knees to come to Momocon in Atlanta you’d fit right in)

Hugh Phardid

Who farted?

jakob

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM ON STREAM

idoblogs

Hey Ryan, what was it like to go on the H3 Podcast???

SurgeFire

Can you please put I’m In Love With My Dad back up on spotify? No lie it was my top streamed song for a long time 😭😭😭 or remaster that shit bro pls i need it