Post "Submit Those Obsequious Questions | Tier 1

Jeff

Supermega Funko pops when??

DekuScrub

Could you two have straight sex offscreen with each other?

cherianne

would yall ever rerelease any of ur monthly stickers? (or at least the freak squad sticker just for ur fav lil niece (me))

Black Krillin

How is Mother doing? I know she doesn't like to be mentioned but I do miss her dearly

Kenneth McIntyre

Do it stank, Matt? Also, Ryan, love what you're doing, but do it stank?

Derek Callender

Can yall do a stream of Matt playing sea of thieves and Ryan walking him through it?

maddie jackson

how have you guys gotten away with hiding bodies at the office for so long????

Jaxon Norton

Any plans to pursue legal action against Maarten??

nebbysstash

I know Pokemon Emerald has been brought up a handful of times throughout the channel's existence - have either of you gotten all of the gold marks in the battle frontier?

Max Ducknuts

Are there any vinyl records Matt is still searching for, I know he got long season by the fishmans in the mail, I’m just wondering if he’s looking for anything else like that

aaronhaaron

who's like the most influential person you think you boys have talked to

Nicklas Linseman

For Matt, what was it like working with Sarah Bonito? Huge fan of you both.

Dick Longflop

Hey Badger & Skinny Pete, can y’all tell us about how it was working with Dracula Flow?

Rin Swenson

In a recent members only stream of Peggle 2, Ratthew and Myan said that Rayman is an EA property, will the silly siblings FIX their MISINFORMATION and tell the world that Rayman is actually a Ubisoft propety? I don't even like Rayman that much but they never addressed it on stream.

Karson

Does Matt normally piss every day as much as he does during your live streams? How the hell do you boys get anything done?

Wax-n-cheese

Shit, piss, fart, cum, and CumFart, comedic tier list.

Wax-n-cheese

How dose it feel consistently shitting paper after these Q&As?

bigmeatyman156

Hey boys this one’s for Matt! (Sorry Ryan) Since you’ve been pumping your body with disgusting testosterone, are you still able to do the infamous Matt Watson scream?

Tragus

Have you ever used a beer bong to piss in your own asshole? It's one of my favorite pastimes. Sometimes i'll do a handstand and fart the piss out on the ceiling then run around catching the lemonade rain on my tongue.

Vik

You are both stranded on an deserted island. There is one Baby Bell. You cannot split it. The other person must consume the wax to survive. How would you decide who gets the wax and who gets the cheese?

Leo

Cheese tier list???

Spink Spoogerman

Percentage-wise, how far along is the board game series and do you anticipate it to be done by the end of this year? Much love, Spink Spoogerman

Dakota Nelson

Can my two uncles please watch Super bad?

NastyCharles

Hey my lovely funny boys, my question is for Ryan. Did you listen to the new Aurora album? And if so, how did you like it? Because I gotta say I really liked it, the exploration of other genres was pretty nice. Also, I gotta say, the lyrics a really really good, made me cry a bit too.

Jane!

I lied, I did not.

Jane!

I don’t really have a question, sorry. Still put this in because I just went to the grocery store.

Qoy

Anything you guys might be able to do about international shipping on your merch? I can't get the stuff I want cause the charges are insane for Australia. When I bought Matt's CD it was fine too so it seems odd. Sorry not a fun question or anything but wanted to know. Thanks boys!

SticcShift

Will the funny brothers ever make a pilgrimage to Luke's empty and godless hometown of Sacramento to spread the joy of Supermega and the teachings of Jesus Howard Christ?

bigmeatyman156

Don’t know if this has been asked before but what has been your inspiration for the 90’s/early 2000’s vibes on the channel?

Fluitenkruid

Dear matthew, what software do you use for your awesome digital designing? I kinda want to try and learn some of those mad skills so what software would you recommend/did you start out with. And to not leave dear Ryan unquestioned, how you doin? Ps really love the ad reads

Daniel

G'day boys! Any plans to come to Australia and maybe do a live show or something? Love your work you little devils! hate from Australia!

Biffany Tetzer

Hello Ryan, hello Matt. If sir Matthew has as scrumptious as a little bubble rump as you so claimed in the more recent episode, where I pray is it? Does he hide it out of shame?

D.W.

Shrimps is bugs? Opinions? 🦐

Mike hunt

Would you guys ever play Baldur's gate 3 on stream? Also, who has the higher sperm count?

Space

hey fellas! really loved the YouTube who slaughtered his own family skit, was wondering if you'd ever consider doing more true crime analysis style skits like that in the future, keep up the good work funny brothers

Jason

Do you wipe standing up siting down or laying down

Kayla Diven

Howdy, got a good ole Q for Sir Matthew J Watson IV: what is a dream artist, dead or alive, that you would want to make music with?

notAname

Are you guys cold blooded Americans?

AnthonyChan

Hi this is Matt’s doctor please stop spreading these lies about the hug. I lost my job, my medical license and my wife is filling divorce. I now work at Wendy’s . Matt Watson you have ruined me!

Dylan

What is y’all’s favorite album?

cloud

what are yall's go to orders at bubble rump?

Walt2003

May I ask perchance why You handsome boys look Nothing but gorgeous Under any circumstance and Testosterone filled, I hope Success fills you funny bros

Mike_c14

do u guys like ur ice cream more when it’s soft serve or classic scooped? love ya fellas

Kendick GrenYa

Yeah, I really don’t feel like asking a question this month.

Eerik Elias Rähni

Fellas I messaged the stickers support email almost 3 weeks ago to no answer yet 😔

Bryce

Hey funny brothers, i was wondering if you had any affiliation to the new hit channel “the silly sisters” with Mattilda and Ryana. They look so much like you guys it’s freaky!

Lootminx

Hey boys. If you could choose half of your body to be robotic (left/right, top/bottom, front/back) which half would you choose and why? Love you guys (para-socially), keep up the good work!

brandonsargs

Would you guys do Uncle Sleepover but with a show ever? Maybe Breaking Bad or Malcolm in the Middle

Toby Reis

can I come to the playdate

rena frye

Are you guys gay?

Alice Maddock

Hey Matt and Ryan, brothers to mother, what’s your nighttime routine for Luke and Johnson? My two boys are about the same ages and I just can’t get them to settle down before bedtime. Any advice would be great! Thanks

BirkAlkai

Mathew congrats on the sobriety brother. But do you still hit that Zaza???

Carter

Can you guys just kiss already.

Eden

Hey, it’s me again.. when will you watch the cat in the hat (2003) movie?

Snake

Would you guys consider reading Forrest Gump with each of you alternating each chapter as Forrest? You could also have the soundtrack in the background. Would you get copyright struck on patreon or YouTube?

Chrispy

you spelled my name wrong in the last one asswipes!!!!!!

Tobbster 1337

will the real slim shady please stand up?

Austyn

Do y'all plan on running for president in the future like Mr. Jim Beast? If so, who would you drone strike first?

Frank S

Can you guys give me a million dollars

FragDeficient

For matt AND ryan- do it be squirmin' tho?

Dvrkie402

When will you bring back drunk drawing?

Justin Duganitz

Hello The Funny Brothers. Did you guys keep Justin’s macaroni art from the SuperMegaPlex or has that been lost during the hiatus (thrown away or in someone’s tummy)?

Alice Maddock

Did you guys see that Aaron Sorkin is writing a January 6th esque movie that’s supposedly gonna be like a Social Network sequel????

Camren

hey boys, I don't mean to be intrusive, but when are yous gonna put some of your vast wealth to use and halt climate change? I'm starting to get antsy

Jarkole

Dear Funny Brethren. I have but a simple inquiry. I do enjoy your theatre commentary show "Uncle Sleepover", but as a European we are cursed with a terrible burden. The 25fps framerate. Would you please be so kind to do a 4,17% sped up version to match our fartuous versions of these careful selected motion pictures?

Charlie Stretton

I know you guys are working Superhard on Supermega right now, and after the company's very public incident (Luke's Glendale Taco stand boom boom freakout) I know collabs might be weird atm, but would you guys consider getting some guests onto the Supermegashow at some point? Lots of love boys, xoxo, a Video listener.

Tristyn D

Hello, Funniest Brothers; I know Matt Has a vinyl collection. What is your favorite out of the collection or any other collection? The same goes for you, my boy Ryan. I love my Masayoshi Tankanka's On Guitar album in my Vinyl Collection. Much love from Alaska

ShadowShine57

Ryan, do not eat this paper. It's coated in cyanide. Luke is trying to take you out and replace you as the second funny brother

Tony Gunk

SEX!!!! Now that I have your attention have there ever been any sketches for SuperMega or Cyndago that had to be scrapped for one reason or another?

Eric Van Houten

Why are you guys obsessed with known murderer, and now recently deceased, Orenthal James Simpson?

sludge

any sex tips?

The Wesinator

I hate to be annoying about this, but a few years ago I sent yall some Sonichu comics and I never saw them get opened in a mail video. I asked about this in a Q&A a couple years ago, and you said to check again cause the footage should be there. I checked and it appears they were opened in the Uranium mail video, but the footage must’ve got left on the cutting room floor. I was just wondering if there’s a way that that footage could ever be released? I just want to see how my beautiful boys’ faces lit up when they got their lovely Sonichu comics.

Jack Gamgee

matt can you still do your classic scream? I know you said before that its harder now and honestly I'm glad cause I kind of hated it but sometimes it was funny so I'd love to hear it one last time for the old times ;)

Cameron Blake

Living inside your walls, i can hear everything. And i just have to say that you guys need to treat Luke better. Every single day on his lunch break, he goes into the conference room and cries. I would come out and comfort him, but you guys wont let me out. Can you please give Luke a break?

Tehuan

When are you guys having Markiplier on as a guest or is he no longer your guys friend?

Folds2008

My dad spanked me and I kinda liked it, did Dale give you spankings?

Michael Winkler

What’s your favorite classic SuperMega series??

Nicholas Hartman

Long time listener, first time patreon question asker. Who is your favorite bionicle?

Preston Lingle

Matt, do you have plans on making more Triangle Guy merch?

K-Hole Karl

Ryan, if you had to live without milk, or without cheese, which would you pick? Matt, same question but with crack and ketamine. Luke, you still owe me money for that ketamine.

Rutti

Top three creations from the drunk drawing series?

Dominic Martin

Do either of you have any weed induced anxiety stories/stories where you've been way too high?

JoMamasPenis

Did you guys see that Jojo siwa "popped off" at Chicago pride? Did you guys have anything to do with this? Thanks uncles

sean tyler

hey brothers! any tips on shaking marijuana addiction? my buddy tried cigarettes but now he’s addicted to both.

Rose Fowlks

Who is super megan and why is my son paying her $5 a month?

crowpen

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this offends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Adam Youkon

Hows the court case about Danny’s wigs? I heard they subpoenaed Arron’s bongs.

Swanni Boy

Have you guys ever invented a dish after having smoked the devil’s lettuce?

Bobby G

Did Matt ever get his bike back from Arin?

gutterpunk

im sick in bed with covid right now, what do u guys do when ur sick? special movie/show u watch?

Hatsune Miku

Hello Funny Mega will you ever finish St. Nicko Mode. Genuinely love the song and listen to it frequently. Love you boys

Riley

Hi boys! I hate my job. I’m working graveyard shift at a grocery store. Customers will come in and most of them are pretty chill but some of them have been pretty nasty. I’ve taken to looking at them like I just saw them shit their pants in front of me so they’ll leave me alone. The worst person I’ve had to deal with lately was this old guy who had his whole bare ass out of his jammies and he had a willem dafoe style scarily-big hog. He did not get phased by the very grossed out look I gave him. Any ideas on things I can say or do to make the nasties leave me alone? (Anyone seeing this can answer I just need more ideas)

Mikhail Splatterson

who’s got more girth? matt or ryan? measuring around the base only, no cheating!

Big Jesse

You guys forgot to answer the last FAQ

Breedableboy44

Hello my little pickles, what major should I choose in college?

Eric Van Houten

Can you please get rid of the restraining order on Johnson. I’m running out of excuses to tell him so he doesn’t bother yall.

MeltyMetroid

Can you funny boys help solve an argument between me and a friend? I told him that if he wants to come to my house he needs to hold his shoes the whole time while he's here but he thinks that's unreasonable for some reason. But it's my house, right? My house my rules! He should do whatever I ask of him while he's in my house. He keeps saying "I'll leave my shoes outside then" but the point is that I want him to hold his shoes the whole time. I feel like he should respect that as a rule in my house (a rule for him I mean, I'm not gonna hold my own shoes lol it's my house) but he's being difficult. It'd only be for a couple hours or maybe a night or two, I don't get why he's being such a baby. What do you boys think? Is it really so much to ask?

Bryan Thomason

Have either of you guys ever messed with Davinci Resolve? If so would you ever make the switch from Adobe Premiere?

dick poonis

do y'all fw legend of zelda. tears of the kingdom has been my adhd fixation for like two months

alonso

have you guys ever thought of doing voice acting? if you do, what would your dream voice gig be.......? ps much love for you guys being back, truly missed the silly little giggles

Tallon Spencer

Hey so last time you guys made fun of my name and I was wondering if you ever thought about that and how I might feel...

krwyn

ryan you got me into aurora’s music and i wanna say thank you, do you still fw her music? if so, thoughts on the new album??????

SpiralObsession

This question is for Ryan and Matt: Do you guys find it harder or easier to livestream in comparison to pre recording? I would imaging keeping up with chat messages/donation messages would make it more difficult to focus on games that require a lot of attention.

Wmi

How much paper did you eat last Q&A? Did it upset your tum tums?

SurgeFire

Matthew watson when can you remaster im in love with my dad, i used to have so many plays on spotify until you took it down :((((

JAE

if you boys do another SC vlog would you show us around your hometowns? possibly a tour of ryan’s red and blue rooms?? a few of Dale’s homoerotic paintings perhaps???

Nick Carr

Sup Matthew During your hiatus I bought some CDs from you. Once I realized that you were responding to support emails, I wrote “Order EMERGENCY” in the subject title, then put “these nuts” in the email. Did I goof ya? Get bent Magee! 👿

JurassicDIO

can yall play ape escape

Katie

matt and ryan as you've gone cross country for tour before what are your top 3 gas stations, as well as your avoid-at-all-cost

DekuScrub

Do you guys think you'd be able to do an ASMR video one day, but add your own Supermega flavoring to it? examples: quietly farting into the mic, doing markiplier impressions, deez nuts, yo mama, and counting the loads of money you guys have

LeapFrogKate

DALLAS MENTIONED RAHHHHHH🦅🦅‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

TurntSNACO

How big is Johnson’s Johnson?

Steele Prestie

what's you're favourite cut of french fries? straight, crinkle, curly, smiley, etc.

Jacob

This question is mostly for Matthew but both of you might be interested; have you heard of a game/simulator called Space Engine? It's a photo-realistic and scientifically accurate simulator of the universe and I've had a ton of fun exploring it while listening to space documentaries!

Hunter Sandee

Show me your feet boys! Respectfully?

Gab Cruz

What country would you to like respawn after being reincarnated?

Mac

Can Ryan do?

Devin

Does dale know how much money you guys have made off of his onlyfans?

I Put Pants On For This

Have either of you guys ever watched the movie Evil Alien Conquerors? My friends and I would rent it a couple of times a year as our go to "bad in a funny way" movie. Could be a fun episode of Uncle Sleepover.

daniel r (goofball!11!!1!!)

Hey matt and ryan! You guys ever think of revisiting the hotline miami series and playing the second one? And also when is the next spaghetti fellas video??!!

rue rowe

me and a friend have recently taken to hitting the infamous, ‘neener neener’ at people we don’t like - do you have any other ways you’d suggest to minorly irritate/inconvenience a foe?

Ryan Eshaghi

When are we getting Sonic Unleashed with JohnsonButtLag???

Avery

Matt and Ryan why are you evading my questions, you can’t keep continuing to coverup Matt’s dirty little secret. I know where you hid it Matthew.

Liam

Matt ily what’s your favorite Japanese snack? Ryan I love you 🦧 I wanna ask you if you still actually play fortnite

Blair

Who is Fatty Balls?

Mooarmy

How many hotdog wieners can you fit in your mouth?🌭🌭🌭🌭

Pablo Arias

What does obsequious mean

Rose Fowlks

1st question, would you step on a cockroach if it was screaming and begging for its life? 2nd question, how fucking dare you.

ehkqwq

When are yall going to japan again

Briann Hager

hi

Leo

Matt are you still going to cook for your good friend Ryan to thank him for making you homemade sushi

Kaden Ruehlen

Do you guys have any haha funny weed stories you can talk about?

Ace Vie

Can one of u pick me up and just chuck me like a beautiful pigskin I’m less than 4’10 so I feel like at least Ryan could put a chef’s kiss spin on me thank u boys gobless

Drowsy Face

Hi bois love the overhaul and Spotify integration is getting me through the work hours. Repping Dallas whaddupppp. Hey Matt, I want to recommend you two cool Texas musicians you might like? Brody Price (Doom country) and Nuclear Daises (y2k my blood valentine sounding stuff). Both awesome local fellas! Ryan, ilu and hope you’re doing okay today brother.

Jeff

Is it true that Game Grumps had biannual penis inspections? Also how's Luke doing today?

cooksan

You wanna talk about peanuts videos?

icecreamvoid

For both Matt AND Ryan- minion or da Bob fo today? I know my wife’s boyfriend is picking da bob!

maddie jackson

to ryan: would you rather give up drinking milk or eating cheese

TurntSNACO

They randomly select a bunch they don’t always read them all on the video

Griffin presnell

Are there any remakes of movies/video games or covers of songs that you think surpass or live up to the original?

Lucas B

Do you guys have any favorite memories watching sports? Like watching a Super Bowl with friends or some shit like that

Symon Johnson

So no more truck sim what a shame

Remington Cooper

I asked this last time and you must have missed it somehow but could you do a run down of your equipment set up you guys use for filming and editing. ❤️

Matty ice the realest (rap superstar)

Hi Supermega who’s your favorite Beatles rock band character

Jeff

Bring Justin back

Victor Karlsson

Do you guys hang out in your freetime when you aren’t playing “Matt” or “Ryan”?

TheQcMadKiller

If Dale and step-dad Jim had to enter a boxing match against one another, who would win?

Hugh Phardid

Will the minecraft server come back? Also why did you censor out the giant dirt penis and most of the outside boundaries from the first server in your YouTube video showing the server? #releasethepeniscut

TurntSNACO

What should I eat for dinner?

steven

are there any plans to make any more videos/streams with justin-butt-lag?? you guys are my favorite trio... right below 3 ninjas.

Christian Gentry

Do y’all fw any Mac Miller?

Adrian A

Can you guys still upload the stream VODS on here? It’s nice to listen to them without the ads on YouTube

TheQcMadKiller

Why didn't you guys show up for Justin's viking funeral at the santa monica pier?

Nekku

How is Matt feeling about his wife's boyfriend getting caught cheating? My deepest condolences to Matt and his wife 😔🙏

TurntSNACO

With who?

Laken Swinea

If you could be any fish which one would you be?

Bruhinator

Tell justin to upload more pretty please 🙏

TurntSNACO

They don’t allow you to throw the peanut shells on the floor at Texas Roadhouse anymore. Didn’t realize we lived in North Korea. I think it’s my God given American right to throw my peanut shells on the floor of any establishment I so choose. But just wondering your guy’s take?

TheKillyZone

Have you ever considered taking a look at remastering old SuperMega series like Snipperclips or Billy Hatcher or even live action sketches with 8k HDR visuals and rerecorded dialogue to include current jokes like Skibidi Toilet or The Rizzler to make your old content more “with the times” as they say?

Transmortal

Matt talks about growing up with a mac instead of a PC...which model was it? Ive been getting a lot of retro tech videos in my feed and I was curious. Also I'm drinking a glass of milk in Ryan's honor. 🫡

Nicholas Ruiz

Hey fellas! just wondering if there was ever any hole in the wall type of place or random cool spot you ran into last time you were on tour that stuck out to you? love you boys, may the gods smile upon you.

david keith

Is there a joke or bit that Daniel did that still makes you guys giggle? Keep up the amazing work. You are all doing a fantastic job!

Vashthefox7

Hey supermega any chance of a playthrough of va11 hall a cyberpunk bartender action games its like papers please and has multiple endings?

lifein360p

English or spanish? —————————————— Who ever moves first is gay Quien se mueve es gay

pillowy

do you guys have plans to do more cigarette parody merch like the marlboro hat

LeapFrogKate

wowzers, my first question! is LA everything y’all hoped it would be? pros & cons (compared to whichever carolina it is you’re from)?

moontowncitizen

would you ever play metal gear on stream? after all mr. kojima was in the most recent mail vid and he retweeted a vid of drinking an ice cold beer.

Darren M.

gomen

tae

more like supergay

Darren M.

Do a Smash or Pass for Jesus and his 12 apostles

kittymaxxing

hey supermega boys!! longtime watcher (since like dec 2016!) and newtime patreon sub! I brought my 3ds to Matts durham show last june and i have some funny clips which i dont know if youd want (i shot them in 3d but idk how itll export as) but i could def dump and send it if u want!!! also Ry Guy have you thought about doing the Elden Ring multiplayer with Matt for a stream or smthg( also matt we need your full opinion on lost as soon as you finish it!!!)))

Jeff

Matt, is the printer paper pop up on these ask supermega videos a homestarrunner / strong bad reference? There was some episode where you brought up homestarrunner and everyone just ignored you lol.

TheT1cklemonster👹

Will you continue to play through the sonic games with justin

roalif

i followed your dinner recommendation and it was the worst meal i ever had. what should i eat for dessert?

HouYeet

Matt I noticed you follow Windows 96 on twitter. He’s on of my favorite artists and I was wondering if you keep up with his music and if you have a favorite album. -xoxo Josh