lil update (sugar-free)
🕑 Added 2024-09-02 19:02:57 +0000 UTCMatthew wants YOU to know about some very important stuff. Like the next episode of Ask SuperMega, the release of the next sketch, and his herpes.
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MoonSwine
yo nice bump is that herpes?
delly
matt your face is caving into your skull :heart:
Jovi
Get some sleep, Jesus
Benjamin Berry
Matt's side profile looks like a crescent moon
Junowo
please tell me thats eye makeup oml matt please take care of yourself
dk.the.person
Release the bidet cut
Lady Muse
God, I love Little Matthew aka Big Matthew aka no herpes having ass Matthew
Aurora Davis
I love you Matt, take care of yourself and we will be thankful. Excited for the content and thank you for all you do.
Jovi
I don't know a Matthew, wrong number jackass
Siriuslyman
Bro go to sleep 😭
Alice Maddock
Please go to sleep 🙏your eyes are scaring me ❤️
Chum Bippy
I think this “little Matthew” guy is making all of this up
Austino
Small Matthew alert
brandon
thank you big matthew
Jaw-knee
Matt, do you like Magdalena Bay?
Mike_c14
You’re not working hard enough “Little Matthew”
Jak Mallinson
Looking forward to the sketch, boys. Appreciate the update!
BigMoney
Love you boys may God bless you
Cameron Blake
Less yapping, more working
Daniel of Nazareth
Little Matthew's cute hair and shirt makes me think sinful thoughts please pray for me
Butters And Abi
Just put the fries in the bag bro
Kowyn Hibbert (Warrior of the Rusty Wrench)
The only honest part of that was the half second at the end 😂
Adam
the "example, example, joke example" is so tired it wasn't funny the first time i heard it, 'cuz I thought of it before they said it. but then you notice it all the time, in everything
Tony Grijalva
Bidets are no joke, that shit on full blast cleaned out my aorta
Tj
god I bet those walls are covered
Shrek2onDVD
Yeaaaahhhhh I’m gonna need the footage from the first take
zakaveli420
good luck with the herpes lil guy
sofa
come to brasil we got rid of twitter
marissa
yeah i’m sorry
Jacob Heasley
Love you too brother matthew
Aiden Taorei
Thanks, BMW
Big Jesse
this guy is gay
Joey Bryant
thanks for all the hard work M.W. (Mathew Watson)
sharon
please get more sleep little big matthew
oniongrl
A little personal to ask a random person on the internet, don’t you think?
marissa
y’all like onions?
Josack
Matt as someone with herpes, you have herpes
Zenith
love the updates very cool ⛷️
marissa
👶🏻💩
marissa
ps don’t stress about the sketch and get some more sleep. we want matt and ryan healthy💘
marissa
also don’t be embarrassed. everyone has herpes.
marissa
nahhhh i want the bidet version of this update.
oniongrl
I think he said he has herpes
crunchyonion
anyone know what this guy is yapping about???
krwyn
love you matt
Shani
i want the bideh cut
Lunaaaberry
Mwah
4Skin
Thank you Tiny Matt
Garfunkel
Bazinga!
King Edison Von The Fourth
Love you too big Mathew!!♥️
Kristina Zeeryp
nice try matt, we all know you don't brush your teeth
Camren M
is it that loose that the water hit the G-spot? my god. unsubbed for indecency. the lord sees all.
Nic Barb
I know it's hard to ignore the hate, but we know you guys are working your little tookuses booties off. I'm so excited to see what's to come. People will one day see the amount of effort 3 men put into these sketches, love you boys!
phirecracker
i think he has herpes
CoreyRex
Ok Matt “Herpes” Watson
Dilloid
RELEASE THE BIDET CUT MATTHEW
Ariael
can you pls post the bidet footage with volume on pls. no reason
NaughtyDonk
Little Matthew big bidet
AlexandraJade
Give your herpes to Ryan. Sharing is caring, funny brother.
dangleberry
There are those ghoulish dark circles I know and love
lia ♡
HEY NOT COOL 🤬
Braydin bigmoney
Guys i think this dude is gay
Slappymcnasty86
When does the "I love working out" merch drop??
lia ♡
OH NO 😰😰😰
TheRealMcCoy
#releasethebidetcut
Slappymcnasty86
I'd be 100% OK with more Isaac
P4THF1NDERR
Sorry to hear about your late stage siliphis
Delicious Cancer
We all know that you eat pussy evey day little matthew.
chris pratt (real)
sorry to hear about the meningitis, Marco. hope everything goes well!
Dan K
Don’t worry Big Twatson, take your time!
MandaBear
Y'know, I wasn't even wondering if it was herpes, but since you brought so much attention to it now I'm wondering.... Also can't wait to see the new sketches <3
Mike Smith
Wow dude, that sounded so gay
Dylan Mares
Nice try Watson, this is obviously a fake page that you or Ryan whipped up to hide your herpes. It's ok, herpes are herpes. We'll still love you no matter what
lia ♡
heyyy don’t worry about it!! not to sound gay but we all can see how much work you boys are putting into what you’re doing and it’s pretty freakin’ SWEET 🫶 make sure to take care of yourselves and take cheese breaks as needed! also #ReleaseTheBidetCut
Slappymcnasty86
Bro get some sleep, take care of yourself.
jason kiernan
imagine you’re an asset and matt is working on you all day long 🥺
TheQcMadKiller
Are you sure that's the truth or are you just making excuses to play more Binding of Isaac 😤😤😤😡🤬
Mike Gillis
When does the new merch drop?
Qween Maxine
"little mathew" we call him, such a little guy
Seth Wallace
I understand the stress brother, but don't beat yourself up, this shit takes time. Take care of yourself, like Linkcara's infamous Power Rangers rant, it'll be out when it's out!!
Maximillian
What a treat!
Gustavo M.
Looking as youthful as ever Mathias!
BirkAlkai
So sorry to hear about the herpes matthew
TheRealMcCoy
Hell nah!
WhaleOfTheDeep
RELEASE THE BIDET CUT
selchie
bro just proved himself wrong
WhaleOfTheDeep
What the heck did you say to me, dude?!
catherine
excited to see what you boys have been working on, make sure you’re taking care of yourself though, little matthew 🫂
Kenzie McVicker
What the fuck am I paying for the patreon for if not the Bidet cut of videos like these?!?
TheRealMcCoy
I can’t believe you’re working on Labor Day, such a SLAP in the face of all the workers of America who fought for YOUR right to the holiday.
jason kiernan
bc it’s not about herpe
kezzaa
Hell yeah
Kendick GrenYa
Did I ask?
TheKillyZone
H.E double hockey sticks yeah!
Kaden Ruehlen
Pls drop the bidet video
Lorenzo
Thanks for showing your editing software dumbass. Now I know all your secrets and information.
GlitterTimes17
Matthew and Ryan can you guys kiss
James Cobb
Hell yeah?
Kenzie McVicker
Amen
rena frye
Matthew please don't kiss us we know you got the herp (love u boys take your sweet friggin time. The #real ones will wait for the perfect sketch)
Zoe Mapes
Share the bidet video
PrettyLittlePiss
Matt, you look malnourished. Have a great day 👍
T.O.G.productions
Is this going to effect the jerkmate server's?
Adamksanders
Who is that?
Nicaskitt
this video made me feel like a little creature that matt is holding up and talking to
Dante Hernandez
Where’s the Jesus club merch
RarBug
release the bidet cut
fatgayuncle
Hell NO
Slappymcnasty86
Fake News
Green Silly Gaming
Ayo is that herpes?
SuperMega
Always have and always will, champ
Lily
you brush your teeth now?
Wes S
Matthew more like herpe LOL!!11!
Eck
Man get some sleep
Oracleio
Mathew panda watson
D.J. Domo
RELEASE THE BIDET CUT!!!
Ethan Martin
Get some sleep Matthew! Please.
K5ive4
Lil Matt
McFunkin
Groovy, baby!
quirmeister
no
SuperMega
Mind your own business
Angelo
sad to hear that matt has herpes :( get better soon!
Caden Sime
Looking goul-ish as ever Matt!
SuperMega
Hmm okay I'm reading it and this doesn't seem like what I'm experiencing
Amber Pratt
Like I’d believe that about the toothpaste Matthew 🙄
NPC
U back on the pipe buddy?
Logan Schneider
Hell ye
Darren M.
Can't believe Matt has herpes
Faith
Please make sure you're taking care of yourself while you're taking care of us too ❤️
Jack Bryars
nice herpes
Ben Watervoort
cool venereal disease matt!
Bill
you said 2 hours
Omar Meza-Baeza
That's definitely herpes...I love you Matt🥰
fatgayuncle
Aka Matthew Balls
Breedableboy44
herpes looks good on you matt!! 👍👍
Nekku
Got me so excited that I might actually sin
Ace Vie
Ball reveal when Matthew
The Big Bad Boy dot com
it's herpes
Spetch
Now this is more like it 😎
Czar_Oaks
Please put the youtube streams on the patreon so we can watch without ads!!!
Sticky Sanchez
Brother forgot the video
miles
do more of those it was fun as hell for the 30 seconds it was happening
Dark Vahn
Dope herpe, homie
selchie
i am personally uncomfortable using the H word in such a holy space but i will say heavens yes
SuperMega
For all the TROLLS, HATERS, SHITTERS, AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS saying it's herpes, you're about to look reeeeeeal stupid. Download this peer reviewed paper from 1975. Read it and weep xD https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamadermatology/article-abstract/535073
Ratalie
hell yeah
Elian Barajas
Hell maybe
AquaCJ
Big up Little Matthew give Big Ryan a smooch for us champ
selchie
take ur time lil big matthew idc about the WHINERS and HATERS im ready to see the sketches when you boys are ready to show em
diet mayo
gay
Zach Okkema
Hell ya
Richard cheese
Matt looks beautiful as always
Qreen
hell yeah
JOENUTZZ
This is freaky epic Lois 😱
OLAPBrap
h*ck no
EvansPrettyGaySometimes
Penis!
Zunchbox
rokay
Zunchbox
come to brazil
Hotwery
Hell yeah
SuperMega
if you were in the "patreon drop" can I get a "hell yeah"?