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Submit Those Hebetudinous Questions | Tier 2 | AUG '24

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Whyguy

Where are the august stickers funny brothers? I'm assuming you guys have been busy but still curious none the less

Alex

Long time first time, I’ve been wondering if you boys are the ones who edited the pivotal five night at Freddy’s let’s play for markiplier all those years ago? If so, are you burdened by what has been?

Kayla

Are you guys ever going to release supermega hats again? I had the Nascar one and lost it when I went to jersey for my mom's funeral :( I think about it every day and I wish I could buy a replacement!

mercy!

howdy boys, West Virginia meghead here. it's pretty common for people around these parts to visit South Carolina for vacation (Myrtle Beach specifically). have you guys ever visited West Virginia? if not, would you ever consider it? the locals would love two good ole southern boys such as yourselves!

Celingfan

Anything either of you have wanted to buy for a while but can't justify it?

Spetch

Any ideas on how to get the voices out of my head?

smugcat

Matt: let's say you're dangling off a cliff, holding onto a branch that is already crackling from the weight you're exerting on it. The only way to get out of this situation is by genie, but the catch is that you have to switch heights with Ryan. Both of you will be perfectly proportional, and no one will notice the switch but you two. Do you take the genies offer?

malton

Hi boys, I know you love to joke about bringing Markiplier on the cast, but will we ever get a Markiplier reunion episode for real? Maybe you could spin it as an ad for his movie?

ChuckyCheeses

Hey funny brothers, have you guys watched Danny smoke in furryland? It's actual peak fiction also have you guys ever tried listening to teenage disaster? He makes some pretty good music

SneakyKittyy

How many times a day are you supposed to poop? I just don't know what to do anymore

Daniel Berry

If I keep asking the same question each month, will you eventually answer it on ask supermega?

ambxdo

Matthew whatson, what is your skin care routine in the morning? Ryant, what's the best flavor of mountain dew? Thanks funky funny brothers

malton

Can you guys decide on a title for the podcast aftershow? It's like three different things right now, how am I supposed to try and explain that to my right-wing grandparents?

Jacob

What are your thoughts on watching Zathura for uncle sleepover? I heard you guys talk about it while watching RV and I can say it is still worth the watch, me and my roommate rewatched it a few months ago and it was still such a goof and a gaf to experience again.

Lukas Paul

Are the funny brothers gonna attend the LA Olympics?

RobStock723

Hey boys! I’m currently vacationing for 1 week to gods favorite beach, Myrtle Beach!!! Of course I’ve gone mini golfing at the one place with the dinosaur that scared lil Ryan, but what else shall I do? I know that I will 1000% still be here when you finally get to answering this, thank you sweet soldiers! 🙏

Bailey Schlopinson

Matt and Ryan, when I was 10, my foreskin stopped pulling back. I eventually had to get it removed by an Italian surgeon. Do you guys have any suggestions on how to get my foreskin back? I was a hooded warrior for a decade. I miss my foreskin.

Safiya Tarbell

Will there be spookeymega?

Safiya Tarbell

Best nintendo game?

Rbb

Not a fun question but I’ve been a silly goose for a while but my depression has been running more rampant lately and I never sleep nevertheless dream. I have not dreamed for years but I keep waking up and watching my sister die over and over in the same way the last 4 weeks. Wtf do I do to stop this from happening bc I’m scared and sick of waking up in a panic every night

Matthew Gonyo

If you haven't already, of course.

Matthew Gonyo

Not really a question, but y'all should listen to Smile!:D by porter robinson. The whole album is amazing and feels like an emotional rollercoaster. And yes, i'm glazing him.

Daylight0wl

Have y'all heard of Almost Friday TV? They make really high quality sketch comedy videos and I think you boys would love them, particularly the "who made me have that gay dream?" one

Levi Anguiano

To the person who runs the SuperMega account on twitter can you please alter the image of “Wash your monkey Mondays” whenever it gets uploaded every Monday? While I do get a chuckle every time it gets posted, my main concern is having my parents unsuspectingly catch me laugh at the heinous act of an image of a person washing their monkey. If you could alter the image with something like an actual monkey getting a bath or shower then not only would it be appropriate to show my parents and to laugh at, I will also understand the innuendo of what the original image clearly meant. If it’s possible I would highly appreciate it thanks.

The Funny Man

Do you guys enjoy the planet of the apes movies? Theyre my personal favorites, and i know yall love your monkeys!! xoxo

Wes S

What YouTuber do you think is the most unfunny

Dakota Hell

Long time listener, first time caller. I'm considering making you something pretty cool, albeit a bit raunchy, to send to you for the mail vids. You've said you want something crazy and I'd like to oblige. I would be making it out of clay, and I just worry that it might not make the trip from where I'm at to california in the sweltering summer sun. Do ya want me to try anyway? I guess if it melts I could take a pic of it before i ship it and include it, might be funny.

Leo M

guys what are your favorite hot wheels?

Caleb Vega

I was curious if y’all believe being from South Carolina sets you apart from other creators in the space? Love you boys

Amon Green

hey, can you hold this piece of paper for me? thanks.

veggurt

when will you stream. ?

Chris Aites

Hey funny brothers, I have been wondering what’s y’all’s favorite n64 games?

jason kiernan

hi uncles matt and ryan. nowadays many write-off weezer’s sophomore album pinkerton as cringe virgin music. unfortunately, a lot of people aren’t able to handle art with such a degree of raw honesty (and, in fact, rivers’ very frequent and uncomfortable expressions of self-contempt throughout the album). for instance, the song most decried in this manner is “across the sea,” itself a strong representation of pinkerton’s intertwined and very well defined themes: how the rock star lifestyle—which rivers craved for so long and finally achieved with the success of the blue album—provides him with plenty of empty and meaningless sex, but seemingly cannot provide the human connection and love that we all require. what’s more—apart from this immediately pleasurable but ultimately unfulfilling soul-destroying hedonism—rivers’s own personality contributes to his loneliness and alienation, whether from his intense self-loathing feeding and cycling with his self-defeating shyness (“el scorcho,” “falling for you”); or by his reversion to the self-indulgent rock lifestyle that he decries only with the hypocrisy of post nut clarity (“tired of sex”); or by, uh, having no gaydar whatsoever (“pink triangle”). so my query is if my lovely weezer-pilled uncles could kindly critique my analysis, and let me know how many big smooches you’d give me for it?

Austino

When will Matt finally admit to watching Spaltoon porn

Sam

Deadpool X Wolverine?

Sidney 👀

Hello brothers two, with all that you guys are cooking up, where does that leave the second book? I'd really like to read again but I just can't stomach it without my boys on the front and back

Andrew Ramirez

Can I get the uh.. general chicken with rice?

StonePotWaffle

When is the garage sale?

Shabadiki

Will Pastor Jones perform a sermon for us?

Cameron Gutierrez

Any chance you would collab with almost Friday tv??

brady allen

MATT BEHIND YOU!! HA HA MADE YOU LOOK MORON

JaBoi Zach

Hello La Comedic Brethren. You once answered in a Minicast about your biggest fear awhile back. I was curious if you guys got any fan art from that question. I think matt's fear couldve been used comedically. Peace and Love, Peace and Love

Rhiannon₊✧‧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜°⋆

favorite video idea that couldn't become a reality for one reason or another?

Toby P-E

Hello big brothers! I have been having an issue with my frenulum recently as I have found it’s rather fragrant. How should I go about cleaning the head of my penis?

Will

do yall prefer fucking on sum monkey or pounding sum box?

NuNu

Were you guys aware that the company bank account's password "Leggomyeggo1946" was recently leaked on the supermega subreddit?

pluto

also what even won 💀

pluto

matt y did u pick that name for ur new music show rather than the others

Lucas Skurka

Hey Funny Bros! Do y’all have a specific process for coming up with the best titles for your branding and other shows?Figuring out the name is always the hardest part of the process for me. Thanks fellas!

Ian Edward Russell Smith

Howdy fellas. Any chance you'll ever pick up the Minecraft series again, or try an Epic SMP III? Those streams were great to put on in the background, and Justin's edits for the YT Minecraft server were top notch comedy. Hope you both are well! Much love.

SilentProphet

Whose asshole has the bigger diameter?

GoontasticFreak

This is for both of those cracker boys (smile emoticon) What is each of yalls top 5 single player story games? If you can't pick top 5 just give me 5 favorites :3c

selchie

Hi Matt, do you intend for your playlists to be listened to in chronological order or are you a shuffler? Sorry Ryan for being a meanie in stream a few weeks back you do NOT look like the peggle 2 caveman. there was a demon inside me but your stream healed me thank you boys

Naeleah

Hey goofy cousins! Are you guys going to release another calendar this year/anytime soon? Smoooooches!!!!

Ratalie

Hi Ryan & Matt! If you could have any animal (including bugs and fish) in the world as a pet, which would you choose? Love you guys !

Mehlhoff

Hey Matt and Ryan, what kind of alcohol do you drink? My senior year is coming up this fall and I need something to drink while I watch How I Met Your Mother instead of doing my homework.

087Alfred

Once again I am asking; dick or balls?

Giuliano Kurtulaj

hey matt and ryan i need help staying hip and cool like you guys can you give me some epic slang to use?

Mikey Skates

Matt, this is my second time reaching out… After our night we had together i thought id hear from you but youve left me on read several times.. How intimate that night was made me think we might have mutual feelings. But it seems like youre ghosting me… Is it because i tried the thing with the ice cube in my mouth? I saw it online and thought id try it on you but Im sorry if you didn’t like it… im still at the same club every day.. You know where to find me…

E and K

Will Nathan be blessing our beautiful ears with his sweet serenades this Christmas?

Fungus Bungus

What’s the proper monkey washing technique?

Bailey Schlopinson

Pat and Ryan, you guys should do a Sea of Thieves co-op playthrough of all the main questline but every death is a bong rip

TONYinHD

Howdy, can you guys please release a custom water bottle so I have a place to put this stupid amount of fucking disgustingly amazing stickers you send every month?

Shabadiki

Karaoke stream?

Ean Gilbert

Hey funniest of brothers! Long time hater, first time caller, and I need your advice. Lets just say I've got some massive bats in the cave and I need somewhere to put them, but the only thing next to me is the bible. Would the good lord above forgive me for emptying out my nose Splatoon style on the new testament? What should I do.

Orianna Nelligan

Family guy or American dad?

sharon

if you were abducted by aliens who did so expressly to do weird, but altogether pleasurable, sex stuff with and to you—only with your permission, otherwise they would simply wipe your memory and let you go—would you do it, and would you tell anyone? i ask that you treat this question with the gravity and respect it deserves and only provide serious answers.

DarkLordSteph

Hey Matthew! Big fan. What was your biggest cartoon crush growing up that you neglected to tell us in that one podcast episode

Zach Okkema

Would you guys ever consider collaborating with NothinButLag? He’s one of my fav streamers and you boys have similar humour to him.

Ian Smith

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Robbie

Hey funny boys, yall mentioned previously about Justin‘s inability to take care of the company horses. So I was wondering if that has changed or if Justin has continued to neglect those beautiful stallions.

Steffan Rubin

Thoughts on Viewtiful Joe?

Gucci Microwave

What is your favorite TV show/movie right now?

fatgayuncle

I still want to know what your favorite episodes of Family Guy is Matthew and Ryan!

nathan fuller

Will you guys ever get a company vehicle with a custom livery for merch and public events?

elidoom

If you could choose your final meal, with multiple dishes what would it be?

Mogar Jizzlepants

If I had a question it would definitely have to be a good one like a really good question, my buddy asked a question once at a show and it wasn't good so the host made fun of him but my question will definetly be a good one so I guess we'll the thing I wanna ask is what question would you ask supermega? What do you wanna learn about yourselves as a duo, brothers and empire

Nic Barb

Hey Matt and Ryan! How many fingers am I holding up?

Soren Stearns

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost

Jay

Ryan please say the funny "Yo Mamma!"

Second_Hand_Wolf

Do you still have the van? Love ya boys!

Daylight0wl

In episode 100 of SuperMegaCast, there was the idea of a video where Matt and Ryan would sign up for a simulation of child birth thingy and their taint would get all funny. This still in the realm of possibilities? Also, fuck you

Daylight0wl

Not really a question but I'd love to hear more about Ryan and his board games. What're his favorites? Anything he's currently playing or not playing but would like to. Maybe a favorite genre

LuciferLexxx

Ryan, can you slap the FUHCK outta Matt? I’ll upgrade to tier 3 if you do. (I’m doing it regardless, but I’m craving violence)

Nolan Van Gorder

Matt and Ryan, recently people have been asking me what 9+10 is. Every time I try and answer 19, they interrupt me and say "21!" In a silly voice. Is this really true?

Dakota Whitmire

Oh, funniest brother's if you can recall what was the highest you've gotten for a high recording and what was the aftermath

Caleb Conklin

Hey Funny Brothers, what has been your favorite movie or show that's come out this year?

Dan K

Boys, what are your picks for top 5 Adult Animated shows?

Dominix99

Do it clap?

RobStock723

Will you guys have Johnson and Justin on together on a podcast episode? Or are they still not on good terms from the numerous twitter fights they got into arguing over Justin’s love for Sonic while Johnson prefers Sonichu. Maybe this platform could end the bickering once and for all. Maybe they can finally see where the love is

rena frye

Can we get an update on Stewie griffin pecan

Bryant

Hey funny brothers! I recently bought the Supermega™ branded jelqing kit and am wondering how long before I see results. I’ve followed the instructions to a tee for months now and I’ve seen little to no progress. What do you guys suggest? Thanks!

Megamatt97

Is there any relation between the balding singer from “I Love Working Out” and Nathan. They sound similar and some even see a resemblance between them.

Kenzie McVicker

If money were no object, what would be your dream project? Or Which celebrity living or dead would you most likely to smoke a fat doink with?

The Maxoball Syndicate

Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every single night for the rest of your life or join in once to never have to watch again? Some rule clarifications: If you choose to watch, every single night at 9:30 pm your parents will start boning and that visual will be beamed into your brain via telepathy at the same time every single night, you cannot stop the visuals from showing up at 9:30 every night. If you choose to join in, you have the penetrate your mom and your dad must penetrate you and in order for it to end, either your dad or mom must be brought to completion by you. Thoughts?

rena frye

Play that funky music white boy

Duller

But Matt's put on some weight so idk

Duller

That's fair, look at their boxing matches

Britton Rauscher

I’m Britton from Columbia, South Carolina. How many times have you bussed down at the Lizards Thicket, and what is your go to meal when you’re there?

BLAKE !!

hey boys if you could fight any person no matter the strength, size, whatever who would it be 🍻

Kenzie McVicker

Ryan would crack Matt in half like a toothpick.

rena frye

Can you tell justin we want more lag fm broadcasts

Kameron H.

Dear Ryan, do you ever plan on coming back to using social media again? I miss ur sarcastic twitter posts

Gage Gwyn

Matt when are we getting a Jedwill feature on a song?? And Ryan what cheese are you currently loving?

Sami 🐿️

when will you wear wigs? (please clap)

Cold Breakfast

hey funny brothers, love everything you guys make. question is: what are the matt and ryan subway orders and would you ever make a “supermega meal” akin to the travis scott and cardi b meals of the past?

Richard cheese

Hey boys, I have a question for you. Which one of you could defeat Mom (binding of Isaac) in hand to hand combat?

Matisse and Tyler

What are your guys’ go to Mcdonald’s orders? Please hurry we are currently in the drive thru!!!

Perry Mason

What kind of names are Matt and Ryan? My momma loves my name, thank you very much. (God I should have been named Jerry)

Jackson Scoullar

Yeah I have a question for Matt. Can you shut up already?

Duller

If you could have any super power what would it be? (And if you want it to be more interesting make drawbacks and negative effects of the powers for each other)