A Wild Night in SHINJUKU - BONUS CLIPS!

kezzaa

The vid of Ryan using the Bedet is iconic

087Alfred

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dogfruit01

i love you too

Aiden Taorei

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Sack Dragger

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Ariael

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GonzoGuerilla

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majoras mask

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Elijah Douville

these japan vids make me so happy, comfort series

Dylan

you guys were BRIGHT red lol

Noah De Longhi

Why do I always re watch these videos lol

my balls itch

Noah May

And that's it for this Nintendo direct, now I have to get back to shitting on my 3DS

Travis

hey matt get married again and divorced again HA

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Oliver

Real talk, someone walking by at just throwing up and leaving makes a lot more sense than someone pouring rice in the street.

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Adam Janovsky

Does anyone know what phone stabilizer they use?

Isabella Cortesi

They use Soundsnap for most of their sound effects so that would be my guess

I needed this XD

Luke

Hey guys, I’m just a homie making some videos and the hardest thing for me is finding sound effects like those you use. They’re always hilarious and add that wonderful touch. You know that one that you use in “the guys climb a mountain?” The “that’s hollywood one?” Do you know where I could find it?

Mads Dalelio

i keep having nightmares about you guys chasing me down

Mads Dalelio

STOP!!!

eggsamillion

Yes, yes, yes. Daddy likes.

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Grevok Katsuo

Grats lads!

Nicktree

Congrats on 700k subs!

nullport

You guys should do a jackbox.tv stream with patrons and turn it into a video!

CrustyJay

yesyesyes daddy like!!!

Anxious Roadkill

its just dumb stinky drunk boys being cute af <3 good shit good shit

Just used my dad’s credit card to be a patron! As long as I explain I did it for Christian reasons I can still play fortnite until 9 pm with you guys!

analmistakes

lots of joocy butt clips ;]

You lovely boys should do some shit with freddie. I've been loving seeing him on Matt's insta stories and vise versa

Lydia

also dropping here intoxicated af to say that ur guises laughs cure my depression if only for a few minutes

Lydia

drunk karaoke, pls do more of that

Ben

Some of the shots in this are legitimately great, like the one with matt alone with the dunkey song, very nice indeed boys

defaultnobody

Ryan your hair is stunning dude

AACluks

Is it just me or do we the patrons deserve to see matt and Ryan's cock and balls uncensored

SIR

Amanda

also f

Amanda

amazing ! looks very fun lads i hope you can go again soon

I'll choke your fucking face if you say that again

Keyes Miller

agreed

Keyes Miller

I fucking love Titty Bars!

EDDBOY

Damn Matthew, that umbrella was more broken than my parents’ marriage

SelfDep

Five big ones well spent

Guys we need to start the twitter hashtag #verifymatt

very nice indeed

Coochie Connoissuer

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Jordan Sawan

daddy likes

Bacchanalien

Hey I can't do this anymore

Grevok Katsuo

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Robert

Weebs

girlfried

I feel closer to Ryan after experiencing a shit with him 🤔

Luke Voelker

this shit rules

Love u bois

Ryan Fallmann

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Luke Hall

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the best part was ryan reviewing the toilet. also F

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Kevin House

yo mama

Connor 'Dirtbag Chimichonga' McDonald

Copy/pasting here because it needs readdressing: Here's what we know: on April 25th, 2017, SuperMega uploaded a video to their channel. The video is titled "3 GUYS JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME (ft. Oney)" and is four minutes, thirty-one seconds long. In the video, Matt and Ryan (from SuperMega) are exploring Glendale with their close friend Chris O'Neill. Two minutes and five seconds into the video, the cute little boys find some sort of substance adjacent to a plant. All of this is objective; you cannot contest the truth value of these statements. We do not know what type of plant it is, we do not know where the plant is located, and - most importantly - we do not know what this substance actually is. Consequently, there is so much missing information necessary for a proper understanding of the context that we cannot know beyond a reasonable doubt whether this is rice or vomit. We can, however, use what we know about the substance to form a sound theory about its contents. Let’s begin by considering rice. Rice is a starchy food substance that is frequently utilized in Latin and Asian cuisine. Many of the staple dishes from these areas incorporate rice or are served with a side of rice. Rice is filling, and it’s relatively affordable to produce. Contrariwise, there’s puke. Not a food item at all, puke is usually the result of eating. Puke can occur as a result of overeating or eating foods that contain harmful bacteria. The actual act of hurling is an “involuntary, forceful expulsion of the contents of one's stomach through the mouth and sometimes the nose” (Tintinalli). While puking is not considered common, it is not altogether unusual to witness someone vomiting in public. Given our newfound understanding of rice and puke, our knowledge of the substance’s origin remains inadequate for our pursuit. Yes, we have considered the general traits of rice and puking, two ideas that once seemed only vaguely unrelated. But what of the substance itself? How are we to identify the composition of this substance without using our sense to conduct a physical inspection? The odds do indeed seem stacked against us. Let us turn instead, for just a moment, to the arguments raised by Matt and Ryan. Both men agree on the intention of the deposited substance. That is, the SuperMega boys believe that the person in whom’s possession the substance previously existed intended to dispose of the substance. This argument does not warrant further examination, for it would be almost impossible to confidently identify a circumstance in which the previous owner of the substance did not intend to dispose of it. Moreover, it would do little to help us understand the makeup of the substance. But while the arguments imply a mutual acceptance of this intentionality, the men proceeded to criticize one another for faulty arguments, arguments whose conclusions did not necessarily follow from their respective premises. On the one hand, Ryan, the champion of rice, purports that the substance must be rice because the owner no longer desired it. Logically, his argument might resemble the following form: 1) the owner of the substance wished to dispose of the substance, 2) when one wishes to dispose of a substance, they may do so on a plant, 3) when one wishes to dispose of a substance, they may not do so in the middle of the street), so 4) the substance that has been deposited of on the plant is rice. Matt, on the other hand, chooses to argue that the substance is actually vomit. His argument almost perfectly mimics Ryan’s: the substance must be vomit because it was inevitable the vomiter would vomit. The argument could be formalized as follows: 1) the owner of the substance necessarily had to dispose of the substance, 2) when one must vomit, they may do so on a plant, 3) when one must vomit, it is not socially acceptable to do so in the middle of the street, so 4) the substance that has been deposited of on the plant is vomit. While the remainder of Matt and Ryan’s argument devolves into a series of poorly executed reductio ad absurdum arguments (i.e. assuming that the substance is composed of the interlocuter's matter, the argument would be proven invalid), it is already apparent that the nuance in Matt’s argument will make for a better theory about the mysterious substance. Let’s continue our discussion by looking into those nuances now. Take premise 1 for example: “the owner of the substance necessarily had to dispose of the substance.” As noted in the definition of vomit mentioned above, vomiting is an “involuntary” expulsion. One does not choose where to vomit as they might choose a location at which to dispose of rice. Vomiting, in this instance and with this understanding of the context, actually explains one of the most perturbing unknown variables: the utterly illogical location of the substance. If one was about to vomit, they would have a finite amount of time to decide on where to vomit. Rice, on the other hand, carries with it no such immediate urgency. One might dispose of rice in a more leisurely pace, especially if they are reluctant because the rice of which they are disposing is, as Ryan callously describes, “delicious … with a bunch of sauce in it.” Now, the inherent urgency of vomiting has helped explain why one might do so in a senseless location, but not the location specific to this substance. The question remains: why would there be vomit in an alley? Why not vomit somewhere else just as illogical? We turn to premise 2 for elucidation: “when one must vomit, it is not socially acceptable to do so in the middle of the street.” When one vomits, one almost always intends to do so privately. Without postulating theories about why this is the case, we can turn to Professor Trevor Cox of the University of Salford's Acoustic Research Centre for enlightenment. In his study of the most unappealing sounds, he found "we are pre-programmed to be repulsed by horrible things such as vomiting” (University of Salford). This would explain the substance’s location. Disposing of leftover food items, on the other hand, is a socially acceptable act, one that is almost universally practiced by U.S. citizens. And so, it becomes more and more likely that the substance in question is actually vomit and not rice. Assuming that the substance is puke makes other unknown variables more sensical, and we should, therefore, opt for this explanation given our limited knowledge of the secretion’s origin. If you remain curious about the substance’s texture (much like I do), then please allow me to offer this query as way of explanation: at what point does food become vomit? The texture of the vomit closely resembles food, but it is not so close a resemblance as to justify referring to the substance as rice. But this mess does not resemble vomit either! How could this be? I return to the above question: does food become vomit immediately after consumption? If you subscribe to this ideology, then you might find an opportunity for reconciliation in our examination. There is the possibility that the vomit was expulsed almost immediately after consumption. This might explain why the mess hardly resembles what we know as puke. If you believe that food must undergo substantial digestion before becoming vomit, then you may rest comfortably knowing that your theory about the substance is firmly and quite undeniably correct.

steffijean

Matt drunk singing Sugar Ray is a whole mood

Does anyone know what kind of stabilizer they're using??

Moe

Matt definitely brought that pocket pussy

obbeau

Is anyone else having trouble getting this video to play? I’ve tried at home at work and in between home and work and it will load some and then cut to black and won’t play at all

I fucking love you guys

Elaine

love you four hot babes. the vlog was awesome

Real proud of you guys, the Vlogs are coming out really great.

Claire Sheltie

Yes Yes Yes, Daddy Likes

Gia

F for Harrison’s sweet ass

B

no one: ... me: 6:35

Noah

ryan。。。 这么美干嘛呢。。。

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TeaOtter

Just finished Utada Hikaru's concert on Netflix, and Harryson's rendition of Hikari is incomparable!!

Grevok Katsuo

Puke

Remmie

Rise or puke? You decide

Marius

lit

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Josh and Kassandra

Yes yes yes. Onee chan likes.

Nicole

please take care

Penis

Joe Coyne

I can't decide if I want to study abroad in Japan or not. :(

sir

haha broken umbrella and uh... marriage haha joke

EpicGamer-Über

I wanna kiss n hug n cuddle with Jackson

Spinach (5oz)

uwu amazing vocals boys

Justin Aparicio

so what kind of shoes is harrison wearing?

Gabriel Lheron

yes, yes, YES!

Rhi

S I R

Alexander

Yes Yes Yes, Daddy Did Like!

liam

that part of that sugar ray video where he says "wanna get your fucking face throttled"

SIR

Fred

It was vomit not rice just poured out

Bella

sad fact that ive started saying "sir" after watching the first vid and even more now

Artra

はいはいはいパパが好き

Daniel Herbert

Its the funny man again!

Good work fellas

Eli

Haha I laugh

georgie

yum yum ryan magloop! :)

Sydiot

I think you guys are what keep me from being depressed :D

More like sugar gay

Maddysenb

F, that is some fine booty. Looking forward to more extra clips :D

modesthannie

Best $5 I’ve ever invested in monthly installments ❤️

Nat Castellanos

love you too!!!

And here we are

If you told me I would be paying 5 dollars a month just so I could see Matt Watson say yes yes yes Daddy likes, drunk, in Japan... I would probably believe you

LaserFowl

YES YES YES

This is the high quality content I pay for 100/100

This was ultimately my decision to become a patron, glad I did.

Merae Patrick

F! ok but how is this bonus content @.@ it's good enough for main channel tbh

Queen Bean

I feel I’ve made a solid investment

Kizer Burchard

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BallsNasty

Mmm yea good stuff boys I like.

jewseph

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sebastian ❕❕

god bless

Alan

Ryan’s ass cheeks

Celeste

F

♡ maddie ♡

this was so good thank u sir

Nathan Liske

Weird being in the toilet while Ryan is

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Epic

F

Dawson Carpenter

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Christopher Hendrix

Okay Daddy likes

丂　丨　尺

Claudia Gay

Harrison's ass gets a 8.5/10

Joe R.

patreon tier to get absolutely fucking hammered with supermega

Ok I’m sure you guys remember Ryan’s Soup and Cooking with Finn. During the actual cooking segment, what was the type of music playing? It’s honestly super relaxing and I can’t seem to find anything like it. Pls send help!

laurenayleen

Are you guys happy!

Nestor Joble

Glad you guys are having fun! These are awesome videos!

Alexandra Good

Thanks for posting a Japan vid on my birthday - best present ever! Love you boys :^)

my depression: cured

Zoe Che

There was so much chaotic energy in that clip and I loved it.

Cole

wait what's japan

Nella

I'm paying $5 to see harryson's ass and ryan's bidet reviews. This is the content I want

matcha「チャイナ」

this makes me so happy to be part of the exclusive funny haha club

BigOneAndrea

is that a cody ko/noel miller joke I hear

pay $5 to watch Ryan shit and do silly haha laugh

Motormusker

This was $5 well spent

Victor Ruiz

helo

Taylor

This is literally the best financial decision I’ve ever made

Alucardtehvampie

Thank you boys

pinkgoat

I’m lovin these blogs, my man

DarrHerr

So did you get the pocket pussy?

analmistakes

DOOOOOONT COUNT ON MEEEE

Haha man, i bet it’d be funny and ironic if someone jerked off to this right? Haha

Roman

matt looks like the child of early chris evans in captain america and brendan fraser in the mummy...and it works

sammie

thank you supermega for my life

Talia Hollander

Nathan’s Sugar Ray cover album confirmed

Kali

You guys were so drunk, holy moly

love the energy and vibe you guys have !! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Chortle

i felt like the boys weren't hitting eachother much in this episode. Really immersed me into the ruse that you are all actually friends. 10/10 great scripting

It’s all about the respeeect 👌👌

Eddoink

SIR!!

Rachel

As a diehard Hikaru Utada fan,it made me so happy to hear you sing Simple and Clean during karaoke!

val_plus_seven

I am paying five dollars a month to watch Ryan take a shit

lamis

at 8:10 matts voice is actually really nice

lamis

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daniel daniel cocker spaniel

ryan looks so fucking majestic in these vlogs wtf

Groovy!

Freddie Richmond

i love the content but why did i have to see ryan shitting but not get to see his asshole?

Your momma

Peach

I LOVE YALL!!! SO !! MUCH!!! :,)

Roxy Gill

SIR

Andrea Nicole Lenear

Thanks, farters

Jo

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Emily Chung

you guys give a lot of content for 5 dollars!! thanks a lot for all your hard work :)

I love my 4 lovely uncles <3

Thomas

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Thomas

beautiful boys

Lukas Heaver

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Dylan Yarbrough

Whenever SuperMega starts hiring interns I’m ready

Sophie

Can't believe I'm paying 5 big greens a month to be able to watch Ryan take a shit!!

Paris Parsons

Was singing fat lip in the shower right before this was uploaded... matt is kin

Null

Can you guys link the music you use in videos please I’ve wanted this since roach sushi. Like so the funni bois see it.

sadya

long haired ryan haunts my dreams

Dan Black

The boys be straight up styling, yall are all looking fresh

Alexis Marie

90% of this video made me wildly uncomfortable and i loved it. thank you jesus, mark mcgrath, and the ukrainian rattlesnakes!

Christian Gallardo

My favorite thing HAD TO BE Ryan's bidet review

⁺˚✧Aila

Good stuff. Loved the karaoke and bidet review 🥴

Nick

8 minutes? We've been blessed.

SkunkPiss

F for ass

Nivag

those international marriages are gonna be as broken as that umbrella!!!!!!! haha!

Kendall

F

Allyson

More toilet reviews plz

Bonkers

Ryan needs to make a letterbox account to write movie reviews

These boys are my president

Gabbi

ty poopies 🖤

Hunter

Thanks boyos

Veronica Ureta

thanks pp heads

Kendall

Chaos

SkunkPiss

Madness