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Asier the Drider (complete)
🕑 Added 2023-05-03 19:00:02 +0000 UTCFemale Reader x Male Monster (both cis)
Waiting for a package to come into the mail was exciting. It was all the joy of a child on Christmas eve, peering out their window in hopes that Santa Claus would appear. It was more like the adult version, in the fact you can have this every day if you wanted to. Keeping tabs on tracking, watching out the window as something is left on your stoop, it’s the boost you need to get through the day sometimes. Or at least it had been until you moved.
The little chime on your phone alerted you that your recent order had come in. It was a new keyboard with the cool keys that make the satisfying click-clack noise. It was an impulse buy after having seen it one too many times on social media. You rushed outside to get the package, and nothing. You saw the mail truck going down the road, but there was no package.
“Asier!” You yelled to the canopy of trees right next to your place. You stomped over, looking up into the trees. “Asier!”
“What?”
“My package,” you snarled.
“You have enough packages.”
You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. “We talked about this, you can’t just go and take my packages off the porch! It’s a federal crime.”
“And my home is federally protected, so what of it.” Asier appeared, coming down from inside the tree with a smug look on his face. All six eyes were turned to you, waiting for you to react.
You held out your hands. “I need this one for work.”
Asier clicked his tongue, rapping his long fingers against the tree branch. “I told you it’s aggravating, day in and day out someone comes running up and down the path, wakes me up-”
“I put up a sign.”
“Oh yes, the sign where you crossed out ‘dog’ and wrote in drider,” he sighed. He tilted his head towards the fence. “Weren’t you going to order one of those drop off boxes so they didn’t have to come near my trees?” He raised up, waggling his fuzzy legs at you.
“It’s coming in,” you huffed. “The hardware store had to special order it, they said it could take a while.”
“And yet most of everything else you order is within two days.” Asier slipped down from the tree, revealing his bulbous back end striped deep brown and pale gray.
You pouted up at him. “My package, please!”
Asier scoffed, all eyes rolling. From above your package dropped down, cocooned in his web.
“Really?” You grumbled.
Asier just smirked while you tried to tear your package out of the thick coating of web. Your fingers got stuck or trapped a few times, but eventually you got the package out.
“I have a food order coming soon too.” You warned him.
“You ordered me lunch, how kind,” Asier snipped.
You narrowed your eyes at him. “I’ve had drug dealing neighbors who weren’t half as annoying as you.”
“You were warned about me when you rented this place,” Asier laughed as he vanished back up into his trees.
You scoffed, heading back inside to open your keyboard. It was true, you took this place because it was cheap even after your landlord told you that the property came with Asier and his trees, which were part of the national forest and were federally protected under some sort of act you can’t recall.
You sat down at your computer, opening the box with a cat paw shaped razor blade, then unearthed the box. There was rattling from within and you sighed heavily.
“I bet he shook this damn thing around with all his damn legs.” Just as you were grumbling under your breath a work call came in and you had to halt your unboxing. “Thank you for calling ‘I.T, and Me’. How may I help you today?”
During your call you got an alert your lunch had been delivered. You were stuck to the computer, so you couldn’t go and get it, which meant Asier was getting his hands all over it. You kept checking the time throughout the call, counting down the minutes from when your food was delivered. For sure Asier was eating your dumplings at this moment, possibly even pulling apart your sushi or poking out the middles to get to just the fish part.
“Thank you for your call, glad we could get that fixed for you.” As soon as the call ended you ripped off your headset and ran outside. Sitting on your doorstep was the giant iced tea but not your bag of food.
You stormed over to the tree with half a mind to climb up inside and give Asier a piece of your mind. You then saw your bag of food hanging down from a tree, and under it, trying to swat at it, one of the neighborhood tom cats.
“This thing was trying to get at your food. You should thank me.”
You shooed away the cat then took your bag. “Now why on earth would you be kind like that?”
Asier scoffed, lowering himself down towards you. “Rather cruel thing to say.”
You smirk as you hold your bag. “Thank you, I guess. For this once in a blue moon moment.”
Asier sneers, revealing the sharp fangs under his lip. “Get to know me. I’m not so ‘blue moon’ as you think.” He crawls back up into his tree and you can hear him skittering further up into the thick canopy.
A few days later, you were expecting another package, this time for a monitor mount so you could have an extra monitor at your desk. Unfortunately, a call came in from a frequent client who was awful to handle. You’d been on the call for a while too, with the client arguing with you every step of the way. His voice was raised, his tone pointed, and he kept making snide comments at you and prying for information about your love life.
It got to a point where you had to transfer the call to one of your managers, and you signed off for lunch. Due to the call you hadn’t been able to order any food, but your package had arrived. You went outside to get your package and saw it wasn’t there. You sighed heavily and just sat down on your stoop.
It was a struggle to keep yourself calm. The frequent caller was always agitating, but he’d never gotten to you like this before. Your eyes prickled as tears swelled up, and though you tried holding them back the dam eventually broke. You sobbed without much care, whimpering into your knees as you thought of how ugly you were treated.
“Bit of a strong reaction for me playing our game,” Asier said. “Here, take it, just stop.” The package plopped down fromthe tree, but you couldn’t stop crying.
Asier came down as well, landing on the ground and coming towards you. “What’s going on?”
You blubbered, wiping your face to no avail. “Nothing just-” You sniveled and broke into another sob.
Asier’s hand grabbed the back of your head, and it was strangely comforting.
“Did someone hurt you?” He asked.
“It was-just-just work.” you hiccuped.
He grunted, unsatisfied with that answer. He knelt down beside you, laying his fluffy abdomen onto the grass. He lifted your head, wiping away tears with his slightly fuzzy fingers. The gradient of pale gray to black on his fingertips reminded you of a kitten you had as a child.
You sniffled. “What are you doing?”
All six eyes turned on you, the deep black of them were what you were used to, but outside of the shade of his tree you could see a shimmer of silver iris within the darkness.
“Blue moon shit,” he huffed.
You smiled through your tears. “It was just a bad client, that’s all.”
“Awful if they make a young woman cry,” Asier huffed. His hands cupped your cheeks then smooshed them together. “I’m the only one around here allowed to pester you.”
You scoffed, a few more tears slipping out. “There’s a whole world out there of people ready to annoy me, Asier.”
“Yes, but I should be the only one who matters,” he whispered.
Your heart leapt in a startled jump at his words. You looked into his eyes, his long face with sharp cheeks and long gray hair draped down his arms and back like a cape. He’d always been such a pain you never noticed how truly beautiful he was.
“You’re quite conceited, aren’t you?” You chuckled.
“Perhaps a little.” Asier sighed, moving his hands through your hair, brushing through then cupping the back of your neck. “Perhaps I’ve grown protective over the shopaholic neighbor too.”
You sniffled again, hiccuping immediately after which caused a smile on Asier’s face. You smiled back, feeling a bit strange. This wasn’t like Asier. Then again, with another thought, maybe it was.
“I am federally protected. If you lure this awful customer into my portion of the yard, I could-”
“I’m not aiding in murder, Asier,” you huffed.
He grunted and took his hand back. “I was only trying to make sure this never happened again. You could be a bit grateful that I was helping you.” he turned his head away, pouting slightly. The sunlight on his body made his fine furs shimmer, giving him a silver glow.
“I know you were.” You took in a deep breath then picked up your package from the ground. “Thank you.”
“That’s nice to hear for once.” Asier scoffed.
“I’m still on lunch break. I haven’t ordered anything yet, would you like something?” You asked, hoping he would say yes.
Asier’s eyes widened. “Interesting,” he murmured. “Inviting me for lunch. That is a new one for me.”
You chuckled. “I’m not entirely sure what you eat, and after threatening to kill that one client, I’m really not so sure.”
Asier’s tongue darted out over his sharp teeth. “Oh, I could make a joke here but I won’t. I don’t need anything, shopaholic. Get yourself something good to cheer yourself back up.”
You furrowed your brow, looking at his face over several times to see if you were missing something. “What joke?”
Asier grinned, shaking his head. “Don’t worry about it. No more crying today is all I request.” he backed up across the yard then hopped back into his trees.
Eventually, the delivery box you ordered did come in and you had it placed at the front gate right beside the mailbox. Asier would tease you from the treetops as you walked out to get your packages, giggling over how he had gotten his way.
“I bet you miss stealing my things,” you said one day. The package you were getting was extremely personal, a toy you had gotten custom made months ago. It had pretty colors, vibrated, and glowed in the dark.
“I miss startling the delivery people,” Asier chuckled. “But I suppose if I am desperate I can still do that.” He inched down from the tree as you walked up the path. “What'd you get today?”
“Why do you care?” You asked, clutching the box a little tighter. You knew he had no way of knowing what was in the box, but still, it was your first time ordering something so explicit in the mail.
Asier shrugged. “Just am. So, what is it?”
“Shampoo,” you lied.
He clicked his tongue, eyeing you strangely. “Shampoo.”
“With conditioner,” you added slapdash.
“I don’t think so,” he murmured. “You’re acting weird.” He lowered himself down even more to get a better look at you. “Something tells me you’re hiding something.”
“It’s special. Prescribed.” Your brow was growing sweaty. “For a uh-condition.”
Asier smirked, chuckling. “You can tell me to back off, you know.” he rose back up towards his tree. “Weird-o.”
“Nuh unh, you are!” You snapped up at him as he vanished into the canopy. You then ran inside, going to the bathroom where you opened the package. You eyed your new toy, happy it came in when it did. You washed it in the sink, smiling to yourself over how nice it was.
You then snuck into your bedroom, unsure why you felt the need to tiptoe around when you lived alone. You turned the lights off, lit a few candles, and turned on some music. You undressed to your underwear and laid in bed. You began touching yourself, finding your mind drifting through the usual fantasies. A princess in a tower being seduced by his brutish guard. An oracle being pleasured by a deity. Asier’s long fingers tickling down your body before they ultimately slipped inside you.
Gasping, you stopped as you came to the realization of what entered your head. You swallowed, shaking it off and tried again. Asier’s long hair brushed down your face as he tied you to his web, biting your breast as he-
You stopped again and sucked in a deep breath. “Okay. Okay. You just saw him so-” The thought of being tied into his web refused to leave your mind. The touch of his fingers down your body also awakened something inside you.
You continued with your imaginary Asier. “Just this once-” you murmured to yourself. You took your toy, sliding it into place, imagining Asier’s body over yours as his web holds you aloft.
“Asier, yes, Asier,” you moaned as the new toy slid inside you. “Yes, Asier, take me. Fuck me hard. Asier. Asier! Fuck me! I-” There was a tapping on your window. You sat up in a panic, tucking the toy under your pillow.
“I heard my name,” Asier said.
“No!” You yelped.
There was a silent pause as panic raced through your body, replacing your arousal. “I know what I heard.”
You pulled a blanket around you and went to the window. “It’s not what you think.”
“What do I think?”
You pulled back the curtains, looking out at Asier’s face. He tapped the window again when you didn’t move.
“I can’t help you if you don’t let me in.” Asier smirked, licking his teeth.
You slowly opened the window, watching Asier as he stretched his arms out to you. You stepped towards his palms which went under the blanket and touched bare skin. Asier let out a breath and he laughed quietly.
He leaned in, pulling you closer so he could whisper into your ear. “Do you want to know how I eat humans?”
“Do I want to?” You asked.
His tongue traced around the edge of your ear before he bit down upon your earlobe. “Yes, you’ll want to know.”
You swallowed and placed your hands upon his chest. “Okay then, how do you eat a human, Asier?”
His laugh was a sinister one that tickled your skin and traveled down through your body. You shivered and he held you close as he stepped into your room.
“I start by nibbling, going down and down until I’m between the thighs. Then, I started my feast.” he pushed you backwards onto your bed. He lurched forward, pinning you down and kissing you.
You moaned softly, surprised by the kiss. “Are you talking about eating me out?” You gasped.
“I’m shocked it took you this long,” Asier moaned. “I’ve been waiting for this.” His hands slipped down your body, tickling you while electrifying your nerves. He kissed your chest, your ribs, going down your belly and then placing himself between your thighs. He moaned against you, kissing and licking where you were softest.
“Oh!” You gasped.
Asier took his time, nibbling, kissing, slowly he began to lick. Your boy melted into the bed and you breathed in deeply. You shuddered with each lick, turning into surprised gasps as he sucked upon your clit.
Asier moaned against you, the vibrations adding to the growing ripples through your body. His fingers gently pressed against you, slipping inside and moving slowly. You tossed your head back and forth, gasping for breath as his affections rose inside you, building and building a pressure like a bubble. Once the bubble popped you were left lurching and gasping upon the bed with Asier trapped between your thighs. His laugh rose up, but you were still spinning.
Asier was smirking, wiping his mouth with his thumb. “Did you enjoy yourself?”
You nodded then covered your face with your hands. “Oh my god.”
“Not quite.” Asier reached under your pillow for your toy. “So, this is what your package was?”
“Hey!” You snatched it from his hand. “Th-that’s private.” You looked into his eyes, shuddering all over again. “So uh-”
Asier kissed you, pushing you back down upon the bed. “Don’t worry about it,” he murmured. “Just know I have been hoping to hear my name called from this bedroom for a very, very long time.” He kissed you again and again, nuzzling into your neck.
“Asier, I-” you panted.
“Don’t say anything.” He tugged you to the edge of the bed. “Shit, I could make a really bad joke right now,” he growled.
“Wh-what?” You giggled. You wriggled, rubbing yourself against him. Right where his torso met his fluffy abdomen you felt something warm and hard. “Special delivery?”
His lip curled up over his fangs. “Maybe,” he grunted. He rutted up against you, growing thicker and harder each time. “I was going to say that I have a package for you.”
You giggled, covering your face with your hands again. “Where is it?” You laughed.
“Oh. You want it?” He breathed. “You want it?”
You nodded, growing flustered the more his cock rubbed against you. “Please?” You looked up into his eyes, lips parted. You reached out for him and he nuzzled into your palm, kissing it.
Asier pulled back. “Alright, since you asked me so nicely.” All at once he thrust inside you. You choked on your words and breath, gulping down as he filled you.
“Ding ding,” Asier moaned. “Delivered.”
Comments
Awee loved it. Your characters are always so unique. 😍
Poxa
Oooh this MC hit home too hard - I'm too waiting for a few packages currently xD this story was amazing! Loved the little friendly teasing between those two :D
