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Announcing Missy: World of Men!
🕑 Added 2023-04-01 08:07:03 +0000 UTC(PSA: Vimeo blammed the above video for copyright, but you can still view it on the Subscribestar version of this article.)
Today I am deliriously excited to introduce the first full Missy spinoff game - Missy: World of Men!
In this testosterone-fuelled new adventure, we'll be stepping away from the prissy, girly, cooties-riddled island of Sapphory to explore the dangerous and manly outside world, a place destroyed by war where only those with the biggest beards and hairiest chests can survive!
Play as a young man, who returns to his hometown after his father unexpectedly died, leaving only his MILF of a step-mother and twelve busty step-sisters in this highly original slice-of-life cash grab.
Unite the tribes!
In the world of men, strength = bitches! Gather your party of gym bros and Genghis Khan your way across the land like a swarm of horny, ripped, musclebound locusts! Impregnate everything! (Though obviously we never show any of the babies, childbirth or rearing of the young. Who's got time for that, when you're already off spraying more seed around like some kind of overexcited spaniel?)
Gain mutations!
You demanded, and I listened! "Trinian," you said, probably, I don't know, I wasn't listening, "we want more dicks!" so by entering the irradiated nuclear wastelands, your character can gain... no, not cancer as you might expect, but mutations! Grow a dick on your forehead! Grow one out of your arse. If you can find the mythical spooge-pool, you can even ascend to become the legendary Edward dick-hands! Become a tentacle dick monster and pleasure fifteen women at once, (with 45 dicks, one in each hole on each woman,) in a scene I totally didn't cynically include just so I could add the lesbian tag!
Optional NTR!
Facepalm your way through the DLC expansion BBC Nudes, in which you can take your harem to the lost continent of Ebonia, where radioactive isotopes have caused the native inhabitants to grow cocks the size of your arm. Watch in horror as all your sister-wives fall victim to their unstoppable black magic!
"I fucked your mom!"
- Ten Inch Tyrone.
World of Men is an exciting new addition to the Missy Cinematic Universe, finally introducing the one thing that my carefully crafted unique, original world of only lesbian women was missing - men! Now, at last, there is nothing special about my game!
Trinian
(I have had this piece ready to go for several weeks, and in spite of recent events, I wasn't about to wait a year to use it. Hope you have enjoyed this absolutely super-serious announcement. Thank you all for the good wishes. I'm getting there slowly.)
Comments
Someone
God that line about 'Cynically including the lesbian tag' fucking got me. For real though, this is an Apirl Fools day joke, but it is also, unironically, almost exactly what happened too Lightning Warrior Raidy 3 back in the day ( If I may age myself a bit. ) Never before or since have I been so disappointed by an H-Game.
Trinian
There's a few little clues in there if you look ^^
rhys
This had better not be an April fools joke?
John Brett
I love your sense of humour! All the more special under the circumstances.
