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[Konoha] Chapter 318: Naruto, Nawaki, and Konohamaru vs. Hiruzen Sarutobi!
🕑 Added 2025-01-05 17:07:34 +0000 UTCA dejected Naruto and Nawaki trudged through the streets after being scolded.
"It's all my fault. I'm so stupid—I even dragged you down with me," Naruto muttered regretfully.
Nawaki, however, grinned and comforted him, "It's just a scolding, no big deal."
"We’ll stop using that jutsu recklessly. Let’s save it for when we face a powerful enemy instead."
"When we defeat a strong foe with this jutsu, Mom and Aunt Kushina won’t object to us using it anymore!"
Naruto’s eyes lit up with excitement. "Exactly! Once we become real ninja, we’ll prove our worth by using that jutsu to take down a strong enemy!"
Suddenly, Nawaki brought up, "By the way, do you think Konohamaru got caught?"
Naruto froze. "Um… probably not?"
Nawaki’s expression turned mischievous. "We’re in this together, aren’t we? Let’s go find Konohamaru."
"Why wait until graduation? Let’s show Mom and the others what we can do right now!"
Naruto frowned. "But… who would be our opponent?"
"I already defeated Iruka-sensei."
Nawaki's eyes sparkled with excitement. "How about the Third Hokage, Grandpa Sarutobi?"
"He’s the Hokage, after all!"
"If we can beat the Third Hokage, no one will doubt us anymore!"
Naruto’s eyes widened, glowing with enthusiasm. "Yeah! The Third Hokage!"
"Hahaha! If we defeat him, we’ll be strong enough to take down a Hokage! Sasuke won’t be able to act so smug anymore!"
Grabbing Naruto’s hand, Nawaki started running. "Come on, let’s find Konohamaru and plan this out."
"The Third Hokage is no joke—we can’t afford to be careless."
It didn’t take long for them to find Konohamaru eating lunch at the academy. The three huddled together, whispering and occasionally bursting into laughter.
By the time the afternoon classes began, they had already finalized their plan. All that remained was to put it into action after school.
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When the afternoon passed and classes ended at the Ninja Academy, Naruto didn’t linger with Sasuke and Sakura. Instead, he darted off to find Nawaki and Konohamaru.
The trio left the academy and headed to an alley where the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, always took his afternoon stroll.
"Naruto, transform into a puppy and stay over there. Konohamaru, you hide here and distract Grandpa Hokage when he arrives," Nawaki instructed with a grin.
"I’ll transform into a cat and wait on the wooden wall opposite Naruto."
"When Konohamaru has his attention, Naruto and I will strike together with our Harem Jutsu to surround him."
Naruto added, "Konohamaru, since you haven’t mastered the Harem Jutsu yet, just use the Sexy Jutsu."
Konohamaru puffed out his chest confidently. "Don’t worry, Bro! I’ve got this!"
With that, the three began their ambush preparations.
Naruto used the Transformation Jutsu to turn into a small yellow puppy lying by the roadside.
Nawaki transformed into a black cat perched on the wooden wall.
Konohamaru hid behind a utility pole near the alley's exit.
About five minutes later, Hiruzen Sarutobi appeared in the alley, hands clasped behind his back and a pipe in his mouth, strolling leisurely.
When he reached the middle of the alley, Konohamaru suddenly leaped out.
"Grandpa! I’m going to defeat you with a new jutsu I’ve learned!"
Konohamaru shouted, his hands already forming seals.
Hiruzen stopped in his tracks, looking at his grandson. He instantly recalled the commotion Naruto had caused at school earlier that day.
Nawaki and Konohamaru were close in age and often played together. With Nawaki frequently hanging out with Naruto, the three of them had become inseparable, like real brothers, always causing mischief as a trio.
Hiruzen’s eyes flicked slightly, and he quickly pieced things together. That little yellow dog and black cat? They must be Naruto and Nawaki.
"Not bad for ninjutsu," he silently praised, smiling as he looked at Konohamaru. "Oh?"
"A new jutsu, you say? Well, let’s see it."
Konohamaru formed a hand seal. "This is an A-rank forbidden technique!"
Sexy Jutsu!
With a puff of smoke, Konohamaru transformed into a tall, alluring woman clad only in strategic coverings, with stockings emphasizing her long legs. She gave her grandfather a flirtatious, teasing look, her sultry voice calling out, "Third Hokage-sama~"
"So, it’s that jutsu again… meaning Naruto and Nawaki must be involved too."
Hiruzen bit down on his pipe, his face twitching slightly as he struggled to keep his heart and expression under control. He managed to maintain composure—barely.
But he underestimated the creativity of Naruto and Nawaki.
In an instant, the black cat and yellow dog leapt into action. Amid bursts of dense smoke, countless beautiful women appeared, dressed in various stockings and uniforms, their alluring figures shimmering as they encircled Hiruzen.
As Hokage, Hiruzen had faced many battles—but nothing like this.
Caught off guard by the unexpected scene, his blood pressure spiked, his eyes widened, and a torrent of nosebleed erupted uncontrollably.
Poof! Poof! Poof!
The beautiful women vanished, revealing Naruto, Nawaki, and Konohamaru. Without hesitation, the trio bolted.
Though Hiruzen remained standing, he could only watch helplessly as the three mischievous kids disappeared.
To think, at his age, he’d been ambushed successfully by children.
"I really am getting old… too careless!" he thought with a sigh.
"If this had been a life-or-death situation, I might not have survived."
He muttered bitterly, "Damn that Jiraiya…"
After some reflection, Hiruzen couldn’t help but grind his teeth.
Such talented children, all corrupted by Jiraiya’s bad influence.
This kind of jutsu… it should have been reported and regulated.
Furthermore, it should absolutely be prohibited for minors!
Wiping away his nosebleed, Hiruzen made up his mind: Minato must summon Jiraiya back.
Techniques like this must be restricted.
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Somewhere by a Lake
Jiraiya, who was peeping on a group of young women playing in the water, suddenly sneezed. Feeling uneasy, he muttered, "Could it be that Tsunade and the others are still after me?"
"Looks like I’ll need to move farther away."
Reluctantly tearing his eyes away, Jiraiya thought to himself, "Alright, I’ll head to the Land of Rain!"
"I haven’t seen Nagato in ages, and I’ve heard the Land of Rain has changed a lot over the years. It’s not the perpetually rainy place it used to be."
A smile spread across his face as he mused, "If that’s true, then Yahiko’s dream has finally come true."
Adjusting the scroll on his back, Jiraiya began his journey toward the Land of Rain.
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Hokage’s Office
Minato Namikaze listened to Hiruzen Sarutobi’s account, his expression awkward as he apologized. "Third Hokage-sama, I’m terribly sorry. Naruto and the others were too mischievous. I’ll have Kushina give Naruto a proper scolding."
Hiruzen exhaled a puff of smoke. "Don’t blame the kids. For them to master such a jutsu shows they’re both talented and hardworking."
"However, we need to get Jiraiya back. Techniques like this should be added to the Scroll of Seals."
Minato gave a wry smile. "Actually, I just contacted Jiraiya-sensei, but he seems unwilling to return. He said he’s heading to the Land of Rain to check things out."
Besides, Minato thought to himself, it’s unlikely that Jiraiya-sensei was the one who taught Naruto and the others the Sexy Jutsu.
He knew his teacher well enough.
While unreliable at times, Jiraiya didn’t seem like the type to create a technique like that.
No, this was more likely the handiwork of his own disciple…
(End of Chapter)
