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Zig a Zag Ahh
🕑 Added 2023-10-21 21:19:34 +0000 UTC(When I completed the “collections” project I noticed there were some events that needed more archive posts added, like the 2nd Sapphic Slumber Party for example. Here’s one my favourite memories from that event. xo -Heart)
Heart & Ms.O (with support from the Spice Girls) - Sapphic Slumber Party #2
We wrapped up our full-moon femme-magic candle ceremony and put the music back on. It was time for Hitachi Duals, which is the ancient gay art of sharing a hitachi with another girl and grinding against it together until you cum. Through what can only be described as divine intervention “Feelin Myself” by Nicki Minaj and Beyonce herself started banging through the speakers. Perfection.
Ms.O and I were first up, it was one of those things I logistically signed up for, but didn’t give much thought until the moment was upon me. As we scissored our lingerie-clad legs together and plugged the hitachi into the industrial power-bar Joie borrowed from work, I didn’t have much time to think it through. The vibrator clicked on and Bey sang “I stopped the world...” and I threw my head back. It felt so fucking good.
On a blanket on the floor in a fancy Victorian mansion, in a room full of beautiful women who sipped prosecco, I found myself wrapped around Ms. O close to orgasm. One hand held her hips and the other pressed against the ground to help me fight against gravity and stay sort of upright. The vibrations between our cunts intensified every time we squirmed. I was so close, I could feel the blood rushing to my cheeks, butterflies flapped their tiny wings inside of my rib-cage as Ms. O put her hands in my hair. And just at that moment
Fucking Wannabe by The Spice Girls came on, loud and proud, and the whole room burst into laughter. Whole-hearted, hysterical, squeals and tears laughter. Ms. O and I didn’t stop, but as the song continued it became increasingly obvious that this was the perfect soundtrack for watching two girls humping a hitachi.
I mean like
And then once you get to the “SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND” part. Whole other context.
The sounds of O moaning, my “Oh FUCK” as I came, the giggling of girls, it was all the perfect compliment to this fucking BOP.
Needless to say, for the rest of my life, whenever I hear this song I will smile that sideways kind-of-smile and get a sparkly look in my eye as I think fondly of this revelation.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Zig a zag ah forever.
