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Titties and a question...
🕑 Added 2020-12-03 15:42:23 +0000 UTCGetting roller skates for Christmas... good idea? Or best idea?
These are the roller skates in question:
Yes I’m 39 and yes I have a chronic pain injury but I would wear all the safety equipment and I would wear cute outfits????
This all started because my baby brothers girlfriend asked for roller skates and I found these ones, which are SO her style. She’s gonna die!!!
Then I was asking my mom if I’m too old for roller skates and she was all “how the fuck do I have a daughter who is almost 40?” And I was like “I dunno but they also make them in your favourite colour”:
And as a bonus the iPhone roller skates emoji looks just like them. 🛼
So yeah. Multi generational roller skates party?
(These are all by a company called Impala and there are so many other colours. Tell me if you get a pair and we can make our own queer roller skating crew?)
Comments
♡Hetty♡
You can get the whole set (elbow, knee, wrist) in the rainbow Moxis! I have the jade background but there is also lavender and pink and I want them all 😂
Heart
I’m gonna get wrist guards too! And I will look up the rainbow pads! Yesssss!!!
♡Hetty♡
I had to stop skating just before the holidays because of a torn calf muscle. DOOOOOO IT. It's so fun!! Have you seen the Moxi rainbow skating pads?!?! The worst I've done is bruised my arse and hand after starfish falling straight backwards on concrete 😅. My advice is learn how to fall (forward) first haha
Heart
Hahahaha this is the intended effect 😽
Paul Ricciardi
I first I was like, “ No Way! You’ll shoot your eye out.” (But in a roller skating injury kind of way). But then I looked at you pictures with your perfect tits and pretty hair and I melted into, “Heart can have anything she wants.”
Brooks Moses
Getting roller skates: Good idea. Getting those particular roller skates with colorful flowers on them: Best idea! I look forward to your selfies while wearing them, too.
Heart
Ohhhhhh with the pink accents? Those are the PRETTIEST!!!
Lindsey
I wish!!!! 🥺 but I did get the leopard ones though!
Heart
OMG THE RAINBOW ONES????
Lindsey
I’m waiting on my Moxi skates to arrive any day now!!!
Heart
Ohhhh I remember singing Only He on my roller skates as a kid because I was a huge musical nerd! These are so gooooooood!!!! Thank you for sharing!!!
Sunset Ridge
One word: Xanadu!!! :-)
lesimir
I grew up with the Musical "Starlight Express" being performed in a neighboring town, which made it clear that a) roller skates are cool, romantic, exciting, fun, ... and b) if you grow up to be a cool, romantic, exciting, fun, ... person, you might be allowed to continue using your roller skates. (And since it has been running for over 30 years, they updated the definition of "cool, romantic, ..." more than once so that concept is still alive) See here for a few seconds of what influenced us: https://youtu.be/96YRfQ1HBdk?t=788 (old guys version) https://youtu.be/96YRfQ1HBdk?t=2269 (from the musical itself) You should absolutely try dance moves!!
Heart
Omg yes!!!!! Thank you for this!!!
Hanna W
Absolutely get them! :)
Bones Leist
I’ve yet to have anything beyond a skinned knee! Wrist guards and knee pads have been my best friend, coupled with teaching myself how to fall safely. There’s a woman named dirty Deborah on YouTube that has a TON of good safety videos to help you fall correctly, which makes getting back up way easier!
Emily Stewart
alas, but that'll do too!
Heart
I think derby is out of the question for my neck injury but cute skirts and dance moves might be in the cards!!!
Heart
Omg yes!!!! This is exactly what I needed to hear!!! Talk to me about injuries, how bad have you fallen???
Emily Stewart
seems like a great idea to me. especially if you join a derby league!!
Bones Leist
My roommate and I have been skating since September of this year and even are getting our new pup involved in the antics! There’s something so thrilling about getting comfy on wheels, I can’t wait for you and your fam to join the queer skate gang!
